Black-bellied husband and savage wife

Step by step, I walked towards the eldest lady and the dozen or so gold hairpins very slowly, using the most cunning and slow pace in my life. Stretching forward, like a corpse, but shaking hands as frequently as the autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves, clatter, clatter, "The debt collector is coming..."

"Ah! Ah! Ah——!" Just now, all the women who thought they were noble screamed one by one, shrugging their shoulders, wishing they could become as small as ants immediately.

I squinted my eyes and stared at the eldest lady, my fingers trembling, and I said in a sinister tone on purpose, "You..."

"My concubine is worthy of the master..." Although the eldest lady's face was yellow with fright, she was still able to speak with confidence.

So, fingers and eyes moved to the next one.

"Ah... master, master, don't, don't take me away, I admit, I have hemorrhoids in my butt eye, I stole the master's fox fur robe and used it as a mattress under my body, I will pull off the anus in the future, I I don’t dare to use your fox fur robe to pad my hips anymore... woo woo..."

My mother, this lady, speaks too bluntly, how about confessing to this stinky ass?

Next……

This one is good, just sifting the chaff all over his body, muttering in his mouth, "Master, please forgive me, please forgive me, I have not received the favor of Yulu Jun from the master for many years, but only in the last six months, I began to peel the cucumbers as my favor. ...half a year, half a year, really no more than half a year..."

Cucumber peeled off as a gift from the old man?what is this?I was extremely curious, so I forgot that I was pretending to be the wronged soul of Mr. Jin, and asked curiously, "What? Cucumber?!"

The woman closed her eyes abruptly, and muttered softly, "I know that I am licentious and unforgivable, because of this embarrassment of my concubine, it caused a severe shortage of cucumbers in Jinfu, which caused the Jinfu to increase the purchase fee, please forgive me. indivual……"

"Hahaha..." That bear Chu Huan laughed so hard that he couldn't die. I turned my face and stared at him in disgust, but after thinking about it, seeing Chu Huan like this, I must understand what this woman said about cucumbers. As for the meaning, um, you can consider asking Chu Huan for the specific meaning in private.

The next one...before I push the next one, I hear 'Plop! ' With a sound, a woman knelt down for me, shaking my trouser legs, as if she was very hungry, she already regarded my calf as a roast rabbit leg, and all she had left was to gnaw on it, "Wuuuu, my concubine Guilty, my concubine stole ten jars of wine hidden by the master and drank it all..."

Little mouse, stealing oil to eat... After all, I’m still walking with me. They’re all stealing chickens and dogs, so I waved my hand out of kindness, "Except for you, this doesn’t count."

"Ah, thank you, master, for your kindness, thank you, master!" She stood up tearfully with some luck.

Next……

Before I could see what the next woman looked like, I heard a thud, a woman had already fallen to the ground, and then I heard the maid crying, "Madam! All aunts! Our aunt committed suicide by swallowing gold..."

Click!I was taken aback.Who is this person with poor psychological endurance, who didn't call himself in, and punished himself first.

Everyone looked at it together, only to hear the eldest lady let out a sigh of relief, and said, "Oh, why is Mrs. Twelfth Concubine doing this?"

Ah, Mrs. Twelve?Isn't that the one on my forehead?I'm thirteen, and I should go to see what twelve looks like, so I squeezed over and looked at the ground.

Damn, isn't that pale woman the same beauty that Chu Huan had sex with in the woods last night? !

(*^__^*) Hee hee... People are sad but I am happy.Don't say I'm ruthless, who made this woman not a thing, and forced Chu Huan to kill me yesterday?She deserves what happened to her like this!

So I glanced at Chu Huan over there, wanting to see his sad expression. After all, the beauty who warmed up his body has gone, and the warmth from yesterday is still the same.Who would have thought that Chu Huan, with a heart of stone, would shake his legs nonchalantly, and stare at me with his cheek resting on his face!And there is a playful and curious expression on his face...

I took my face off, and continued to make persistent efforts to act as the master's ghost.

"The villain has already surrendered, and I am happy to have her accompany me to the underworld. Mei Xue, you are a woman whose life is not over yet, so you are not allowed to accompany me. If anyone asks Mei Xue to accompany me to go, I will never end with anyone. Seeing Mei Xue, you are loyal to the Jin Mansion, my master ordered you to take good care of the young and old in the Jin Mansion in Yangjian. Do you all understand?"

The eldest lady knelt down slowly, "I would like to obey the master's order, please let the master know, so that the soul of the king can rest assured."

The other women also knelt down one after another, "I would like to obey the master's order..."

"Well, my master is going..." After completing the task of saving my life, I just broke up, shivering, and fell limply on the ground in an extremely graceful posture, pretending to be unconscious. (Anyone who is possessed will have to faint for a while.)

After being quiet for a long time, I heard the eldest lady say, "Everyone, get up. Everyone understood what the master said just now. It seems that the master wants the twelve aunts to accompany him. In this way, the twelve and The master's body was buried together, and there will be a big funeral tomorrow. Alas, since the master has arranged for Aunt Shisan to take care of the young and old in the Jin Mansion, I guess what the master means, it must be that I have tasted the sweetness of being served by a virgin at Shisan last night. Promote Shisan. Then let's not anger the master's soul, and let Shisan be the housekeeper of the Jin Mansion from now on."

"Yes, ma'am..." There was a humming and humming voice.

I lay on the ground and all that was left was a grin.I couldn't laugh out loud, I could only laugh in my heart.

Superstition is a good thing... O(∩_∩)O hahaha~

"Hey, this dead girl is quite a thief..." In such a peaceful and serene atmosphere, there happened to be such a rogue ant who didn't fit in the crowd.Hmph, hateful!I really want to knock out all Chu Huan's teeth one by one, and arrange them all on the door, specially for prying walnuts for me.

On a small scale, if Chu Huan falls into the palm of my hand one day, I will trample this boy naked and throw himself into the sea... Uh, I wonder if this town is far from the sea?Thinking of the beach, I can't help but think of the time I went to the beach with Hertz for vacation. Among a group of men, only my Hertz has the hottest figure, which caused a group of aunts to whistle. Damn, I was so angry that I fainted several times. Squinting aunt and aunt.Ouch, wearing a bikini, and very narrow and short shorts, not to mention the buttocks, the front is even more obvious, I can see it, I have already had several nosebleeds... I can't help but feel a little bit disappointed , I, Mei Xue, are not by his side, so I don't know which prostitute is Little Hertz being YYed by now.Alas, Xiao Hertz was eaten by others, so I had no choice but to solve the demand on the spot and find a substitute for Xiao Hertz to satisfy my longing for Xiao Hertz.Thinking of this, I don't think I thought of Xiao Ranran.Ah, Xiao Ran is so good, it’s tender, fragrant and pure, like fresh milk cream tart just out of the oven, but... his temperament is too submissive, I don’t know if he will be irritated when I use my trump card to strip him naked. Will you resist such a drop?If you are too obedient to me, it's quite boring, it lacks the slightest hint of violence...

Thinking wildly like this, my ears suddenly hurt. When I came back to my senses, I realized that my ears were being grabbed by someone and pulled me up from the ground.

"Damn girl, stop playing tricks there! Oh, you're drooling! You damn girl, don't you know what kind of thoughts you're thinking?" Chu Huan's damn bad laugh.

I pretended not to know what was going on, opened my eyes dimly, and found that there was no one else around. In such a big room, there were only me and Chu Huan.Not good, the state of this single place seems to be against me.

"Don't be disrespectful to me! Er Nai is an adulterer who has an affair with the twelfth concubine, and he will be sent to the eighteenth floor of hell..." I wanted to continue to scare Chu Huan with ghosts.

did not think of……

Boom!Chu Huan knocked on my forehead directly, and cursed with a smile, "Still pretending? Are you addicted to pretending to be a ghost? Do you want me to strangle you to death and make you a real ghost?"

Being seen through, I scolded my grandma for being stupid, helpless, and then yawned, "Oh, I'm so tired, what happened, why did I seem to have such a long, long dream? "I really couldn't understand Chu Huan's smug smile, so I slapped Chu Huan's face, who was close at hand, hard, and said to myself, "Oh, what a big black-eyed fly Oh, I'm getting older, my eyes are blurred, and the world has changed, even flies are bigger than human faces, alas, animals have become fine..."

"Mei Xue!" A muffled roar came from the palm of my hand.

"Ah! Little Ranran! Here comes my handsome boy!" I widened my eyes and looked behind Chu Huan brightly.

Chu Huan frowned and turned to look. I took the opportunity to get up with a grunt, and then ran away.

"Damn girl! You know how to lie!" Chu Huan came to his senses, cursed, and chased after me.

I said while running, "Hero Chu, pay attention to your words, I, Mei Xue, never lie!"

"How dare you say that you are not lying! See how I catch you and punish you!"

"Ah, I really don't lie to people, but I admit that I specialize in lying to animals..."

"Wow... Damn girl, you can't be mad at me, right..."

After a lot of hard work, I was finally caught by that bastard Chu Huan, of course, in the posture of an eagle catching a chick. I was grabbed by the collar of my clothes, held in his hand, and strode forward.

I kicked my Huaqiang leg hard, trying to kick him somewhere in his body, but he was tall and tall, but his shoulders were wide and his arms were long. I was carried by him and walked in mid-air, and I couldn't reach him at all. every bit.

In my next life, I will definitely ask to be reincarnated into the height of Uncle Yao Ming.

"Oh, who is that woman who was dragged by Mr. Chu? What an honor!" A nympho maid whispered.Damn, is she blind? Can this be called a handle?

"It seems to be the thirteenth concubine, this year's most beautiful man gold medal winner, tsk tsk, that look, not only ate the tofu from the young master, but also had such an affair with the handsome young master Chu... Tsk tsk, God is blind huh?" Another idiot lamented.

My chin was pulled away by Chu Huan's big hand, he looked at me contemptuously, and asked darkly, "Have you eaten the tofu from the young master?" Obviously he also heard those girls chewing their tongues.

I do!But I haven't eaten it yet.