Black-bellied husband and savage wife

I thought about it, because there are too many songs that I can sing, whether it is a new song or an old song, I can basically sing it after listening to it a few times. In the karaoke room, I was the Maiba, and Little Hertz was the Tingba. They always listened to my singing tirelessly, and they were my most loyal fans, applauding for me.

I flicked the little horsewhip, and hummed softly.

"The cold wind blows away a season's dreams

来来 去去 的 我

红尘 中 浮浮 的 爱

而 我 在 原处 停留

寒风 吹落 了 一 的 秋

隐隐 约 约 的 痛

人群 中 起起落落 的 梦

With you waiting for me in the distance..."

Singing softly, I couldn't help recalling every piece of my relationship with Jin Huairan in my mind, flipping through the pages, until another figure appeared, a domineering, arrogant and arrogant figure...

My mind was so messed up that I couldn't sing anymore.

"Hehe, I won't sing anymore, I have forgotten the content behind it..." I summed it up, and it was the end of the cappella.

(⊙o⊙) Oh...

Both the little stone and the little donkey were stunned, and they looked at me like a wood carving and clay sculpture, and could put an egg in their mouths.

"Good boy!" Xiao Shitou praised, shook his head violently, and regained his sanity, "Boss Mei, this is the real person who doesn't show his face! You are so tall! You sing really well!... But, what is it you sing?" Qupai? I have never heard such a beautiful melody!"

The little donkey also nodded vigorously, "Boss Mei, you have always been my admiration. After seeing your singing today, I regard you as a god even more!"

"Boss Mei, this song... sounds strange, please teach me, I want to learn too." Xiao Shitou acted like a baby.

"I want to learn too! I want to learn too!" The little donkey is also an activist.

Helpless, I had no choice but to start teaching the two of them this song, a nice sad and lonely old song.

Singing songs along the way, the three of us were so happy.

Arriving at an inn ahead, we stopped the carriage and prepared to have a meal here.

"Three guests, please come in, please come in, what do you want to eat? We have excellent stewed meat here, the offal of beef, sheep, and pigs are all smoked well, and the taste is delicious! Guest officers, the journey is so hard, How about ordering a plate of brine, and then opening a pot of wine, it will relieve your fatigue!" The waiter greeted the three of us graciously, and let us go to a table in the corner inside.

"Boss Mei..." Xiao Shitou was so greedy that he only licked his tongue, and looked at me longingly.

I sat down hard on the stool, and said coldly, "Two plates of mixed pickles, a bowl of porridge, and steamed buns, we bring our own, hurry up and come with us! It's late, slow, and we won't eat here."

(⊙o⊙) Ah!

Both the little stone and the little donkey were dumbfounded, and hung their heads weakly.

One steamed bun per person, I taught them a lesson while eating pickles. "This is going out on business. It's for hard work, not for enjoyment. If we want to enjoy it, we can't enjoy it at home? When we go out, we must be low-key and poor, so as not to arouse the evil intentions of bad people. Let me tell you, eat some pickles , Eating a steamed bun is the most economical, full and hungry. It’s so good, there is soup to drink, you are so happy. You don’t know that when I was young, wherever there was such a meal, I was always hungry Half hungry and two meals..."

Xiao Shitou took a mouthful of steamed buns slowly, and said aggrievedly, "Got it! Boss Mei is the best at making sense. It seems that Boss Mei's surname is Li. After all, you are always right."

The little donkey also said wearily, "Boss Mei, stop remembering bitterness and thinking about sweetness. You always use the story of your childhood hardship to educate us. Shouldn't it be a different story?"

Boom!

Everyone's head was unceremoniously given a chestnut, and I ate it. I growled, "No matter how hypocritical, I even finished the pickles."

The two boys suddenly widened their eyes, and said, "Ah, Boss Mei, you don't even have enough pickles, do you?"

Hehe, I laughed.

I manage the clerks, which seems to be a bit harsh. Usually in the barbecue restaurant, I let the clerks eat leftovers from customers, or vegetables, and I am very calculating.

I am not willing to spend every penny of the money I earn through my own labor.

The three of us were fighting with chopsticks, snatching the few pickles. From outside the door, a group of men poured into the inn.

Each of them looked very dignified and cold, like zombies, and they never smiled.

Little Stone and Little Donkey were so focused on grabbing pickles that they didn't pay attention to these new guests, but I was obliquely observing them.

Although there are no weapons on the surface, I can tell from their strong and thick figures and the cold sternness in the corners of their eyes that these are all martial arts practitioners.

There were thirteen or four of them, and they made two tables, and each of them was a strong man, all of whom seemed a little cramped.

"Guest officers, this restaurant has a lot of fresh and delicious food, what would you like to order?" The shop waiter saw so many people, smiled happily, and leaned over.

Unexpectedly, one of them said coldly, "Two pots of tea!"

"Well, okay, do you want green tea or black tea?" Xiaoer was still looking forward to the men's crazy order.

"Two pots of black tea. That's all."

"Ah, that's all? Don't you...don't eat?" The waiter almost fell down.

To everyone's surprise, the shop clerk's feet were off the ground in the next second, and the man who grabbed him by the neck and lifted him up said coldly, "Get out! Say one more word, and you will become a corpse immediately!" "

"Ah... woo woo, I know I was wrong, please be merciful, the hero..."

The shop clerk was so frightened that his face turned pale and his whole body was shaking.

Boom!The waiter was thrown under the counter, his head was buzzing.

I don't feel frowned, pensive.

Why did this group of martial arts practitioners come to this inn without eating?Have you eaten it, or do you think the food here is not good?

I went to take a look at the little leader of the strong man, only to find that the man who was carrying the waiter just now was staring at me!

He looked at me and made me shudder.

Because, he is the kind of blatant one that made me stare at him without turning my face when I noticed it!

I licked my dry lips and lowered my head, feeling the coolness on my neck.

The person is not good!

That word first came to my mind.

"Ahem, that, stone, donkey, you two eat first, I'll go to the toilet."

I put down my chopsticks and spoke to both of them.

"Hmm, I see."

The two children were fighting happily with chopsticks in the pickle plate, without even looking at me.

I get up, brush!The people at the two tables were obviously looking at me.

"Xiao Er, where is your latrine?" As a woman, I was so thick-skinned to ask about the latrine so wildly.But I don't think, the voice is loud and clear, and every word is spoken, so that the four corners of this not too big inn can hear my whereabouts - the toilet.

It stinks there, let's see if you still want to follow me.

"Oh, the toilet is in the backyard, the one in the North Point." Xiao Er didn't dare to speak loudly, he was still terrified by the experience just now, and pointed to the backyard.

I nodded and walked through the hall on the first floor to the connected backyard.

Eye wind has noticed a long time ago, the men at the two tables, two men got up and followed me quietly.

I walked neither in a hurry nor in a hurry. I yawned, deliberately made a lazy posture, and walked towards the toilet with a shake.

He squeezed his nose and sneaked in, secretly peeking over the gap in the wall, and sure enough, the two men who followed pretended to be feeding the horses, and leaned on the stables to inquire about the latrine.

broken!

It seems that the people at these two tables are coming for me.

Who did I offend again?Could it be that they are from Yayue Pavilion?What do they want about me?kill me?Or held hostage?Another thought, if I want to look like I don't have a look, I want to have a figure without a figure, and I want to have a family without a family background, isn't it a waste of time for people to make me a hostage?So... just kill me? !

Once this idea came to my mind, I was immediately startled and my heart beat chaotically.

"Oh, it smells so bad, this toilet is so dirty, but why did my stomach hurt all of a sudden? Unlucky, it looks like I'm going to squat for a long time." I said loudly on purpose, but peeked out .

The two men frowned displeasedly, looked at each other, and then one of them nodded and walked towards the hall.

There is only one man left to guard me.

I was so anxious that I was sweating all over, pulling my hair, trying to think of a way.

Glancing at the man who watched me again, I gritted my teeth and planned to burn the boat.

"Oh, who are you? Ah, what do you want to do?" I suddenly screamed sharply in the toilet, and then shouted the frightened lines.

"Where are you taking me?" I was still reciting my lines in a crying voice.

Teng Teng Teng... Sure enough, the man by the stables ran over in fright.

"Who?" He ran into the toilet all of a sudden, and looked in the toilet with his eyes wide open.

"It!" I smirked, pinched a small ant in my finger, and showed it to him.

(⊙o⊙) Oh...he has two seconds of petrification.

Then, the hand behind me raised it, and successfully poked the poplar branch I picked up on the ground into his mouth.

"Ouch... what is this?" The man frowned, and gradually came to his senses, retching non-stop.

Seeing that he was about to vomit, I thoughtfully pointed to the cesspit below, and lightly opened my red lips, "The poop underneath... Note, I don't know how many maggots I have crawled through, and I don't know how long it has been... ..."

what?

"Ouch!" This time, this man forgot his mission to monitor me, covered his mouth instead, and spat it out.

"Boom!" After a muffled sound, the man was already foaming at the mouth and fell to the toilet door.

The stones in the latrine are indeed smelly and hard.

I dropped the big rock, clapped my hands, and snorted.

Brat, fight against me, be tender.

I fight against a dozen people alone, no matter how outsmarted it is, it is ridiculous.I am not such an idiot who used my short-term ability to provoke so many strong men, and I am a strong man who is proficient in martial arts.

I will not return to the dining room, but run to the stables, open the door, and push the horses that the guests have fostered here to run out. Then I choose a horse, step on it by myself, pat the horse's buttocks, and rattle out ran up.

Little stones, little donkeys, I don't think they will be in danger. Thinking about it with my toes, I know that these people are targeting me, Boss Mei.

My trick is called Tiaohulishanji.

"Ah! Chen Liu passed out! Brother, that bitch rode a horse and escaped from the backyard!"

I heard a man talking anxiously, and I had already run a long way at this time.

"Want to run? It's not that easy! Brothers, chase me! Make sure to catch that Mei Xue!" As I expected, this group of people came for me, Mei Xue.