Black-bellied husband and savage wife

Because I drove all the horses out, for a while, these captive horses were at a loss, not knowing why, and few of them stepped out of the inn.The group of men chased them out, but they were blocked by horses, and they were so anxious that they could kill the horses immediately.

When I was grinning secretly, I only heard the whirring sound, and I turned my face to look, which almost scared me to death.

My god, he actually used lightness kung fu to fly into the air, and after a few maneuvers, he seemed to be able to catch up to me.

I whipped the horse so hard that it craned its neck and ran.

"Stop! Damn girl, stop for me!" Whoosh, behind me, those dozen or so men can actually do light kung fu, each of them is like Tarzan of the apes, jumping and jumping, chasing me extremely fast.

A team of cavalry came rattling ahead, I squinted and saw, haha, it turned out to be an army protected by the government.I rode my horse and drove over there.

"Help! Help!" I waved my hand and called for help to the gradually approaching officers and soldiers.

The gangsters met the officials to see if they dared to come to the top.

"Who is here? How dare you charge into our lord's cavalry?"

A soldier came up to me and yelled at me.

I was bumped on the horse, and I didn't even have time to pull the horse to stop, and I rushed straight to the man. The horse raised its front hooves and braked suddenly, and I fell off the horse all at once, and my buttocks almost broke into eight petals.

"Ugh... my lord, help me... help me..." I rolled a few times in the mud and managed to reach the leading soldier, and said in an extremely sad voice, "My lord, there are bandits You want to kill me... Please, the official must save me..."

As he spoke, he grabbed his trouser legs.

The soldier frowned, pursed his mouth helplessly, then looked at the horse team behind him, and reported respectfully to the carriage, "My lord, there is a nanny here who claims to be hunted down by gangsters, please tell me how to deal with it. "

It seems that this little soldier is quite sympathetic. I thought he would kick me away, so I hugged his leg in advance to prevent him from kicking me too hard.

Huhu... 50 meters away, the dozen or so men stopped there, watching my situation from afar.

Wait...why does this little soldier call me?

"Mommy?!" (⊙o⊙)

I, am I as old as four or five or ten?

"In broad daylight, someone dares to be so rampant. Li Xu, go and see who those gangsters are, and then send someone to clean them up." Majestic and indifferent words came from the carriage, but fortunately, they were directed at me drop.

"Yes!" The soldier bowed in response, then nodded to the guards behind him, and immediately lined up with 20 people, following this kid on horseback to the killers 50 meters away.

"You are so bold and rampant in broad daylight, chasing and killing common people, which gang do you belong to?"

The soldier said proudly, very proud of having seen the world.

"Mei Xue! You are lucky today! Tell you, take people's money and help them eliminate disasters! We took your head fee, and we will complete the task sooner or later!" Fleeing, greeted his subordinates, "Brothers, the stall is closed today, let's go!"

Even without explaining to the government officers and soldiers, they all left one after another.

"Thank you, my lord, for saving me! You really are the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva alive!" I smiled joyfully, and sat in the mud, thanking the lord who was hidden in the carriage.

"Ponger!" There was a chuckle in the carriage, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva? Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is a woman, right?"-

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sweat.I'm using that as a metaphor, a metaphor for his rescue.But he... Forget it, he stopped haggling with his benefactor, so I corrected him again, "Your Excellency, it is really timely to rain on Song Jiang!"

"Hehe... Yu Song Jiang in time? Which one is he?" The laugh inside was louder, "It's really interesting what Mammy said."

damn it!As an official of the imperial court, what's the matter, he must be at least 30 years old, I should call him uncle, how come he also calls me nanny?

I was very angry, so I said angrily, "My lord, Jiyu Song Jiang is the most benevolent and heroic man, and I don't know how many women worship Song Jiang!"

I am talking nonsense.

"Hmph! I seem to want to see how benevolent and heroic this person you are talking about is."

The man in the carriage is extremely strong, I don't know if he is an idiot, even Song Jiang doesn't know.Just about to purse his lips and laugh at his ignorance, he suddenly realized that it wasn't that he was a dull idiot, but that Song Jiang was not from this era at all.

The soldier who inquired in the past came back, put down his weapon and saluted the carriage, and said, "Report to your lord, those bandits are all scared away."

"Well, very good, then let's continue on our way." The man ordered, and then said suddenly, "I've been riding in a carriage for a long time, and my bones are soft. Move your body now, and go on your way later."

While speaking, the curtain of the carriage was lifted suddenly. I raised my face to look at the mysterious carriage. When a tall figure got out of the carriage, I almost fainted.

God!This grown-up is neither old nor ugly!

He is a handsome guy in his 20s with a probing smile!

(⊙o⊙) Oh?

Because of his tall and handsome figure, his aristocratic temperament, and his charming smile, I was dumbfounded.

Just sitting in the mud like that, staring at others dumbfounded.

"Hehe, it's a mud monkey mother." The young man smiled strangely, supported his waist, lowered his head, blinked his eyes as if looking at an alien, looked at me carefully, and laughed dumbfounded, very elegant I stretched out an index finger, poked my forehead with my mouth open, and said softly, "You haven't bathed in a few years? The mud on your forehead is an inch thick."

"The day before yesterday... I just washed it..." I was shocked by the noble cells exuding from every pore of the man, stupidly, I let him poke my head back a little, and then bounced back.

"The day before yesterday? Hahaha..." He chewed my answer a little bit, couldn't hold it anymore, and laughed loudly.

Then, I took a snow-white handkerchief from the attendant behind me, slowly wiped the finger that poked my forehead just now, and then threw the handkerchief on the ground indifferently like throwing a leaf.

On the black mud lay a glaring snow-white veil that he had just wiped with his fingers.

I frowned, looked at his stretched back, picked up the handkerchief from the ground with a snort, trembling in my hand, and roared at his elegant back.

"Hey! You! You boy! How can you throw away a piece of handkerchief? Do you think I am dirty? Who do you think you are? You are just a person, and people are the same. Why do you use such dirty behavior to belittle me around the corner? Besides, you are my savior, you can’t be so arrogant? In this way, if you pretend to be clean like you, you go to the toilet once, yes Shouldn’t everyone soak your hands that have held the toilet paper in formalin for a few days? What an arty villain, even if you saved me, you are not allowed to despise others like this!”

As I spoke, I shook the snow-white handkerchief angrily.

"What? What did you say?" The man who was stretching his arms upwards, when he heard my words, froze his movements with a threatening air, pulled his face down, and growled at me coldly. He stopped exercising, but Angrily pinching his waist, he stared at me covetously.

"What did you say about me just now? Little old lady, you don't want to die? How dare you offend me like this after eating the guts of a leopard?"

He actually called me little old lady?

In a panic, I jumped up with a wheeze, and imitated him, pinching my waist, raised my face, and stared at him horizontally, "Are you blind? I am, why do you call me little old lady?" I think you are very old, I should respectfully call you uncle, uncle!"

"What? You ignorant girl!" He cursed in a low voice, and looked at the guards around with a little embarrassment. Fortunately, they pretended not to hear anything, and all eyes were on the misty sky.

Only then did he find some steps, and he yelled at me viciously, "You rascal! I'm your savior, how could you be so disrespectful to me? Do you still have a conscience? It seems that I shouldn't have saved you! "

"It's true that you saved my life, but why did you poke my forehead? Since you poked my forehead, why do you still wipe your hands? You wiped your hands, and I can forgive you, But why did you just throw away the handkerchief you wiped your hands with? Aren’t you insulting people? If I had known that you just saved me once, you would do whatever you want to oppress others, you might as well not save me!” How do I know what it means? Fear, louder and louder, like a aggressive little rooster, with his chin raised, he approached him. The louder my voice was, the bigger his eyes became.

"You, you, you unreasonable woman! How are you talking to me? You are lawless! Men are gods, and you should lower your head and talk to men respectfully. Don't you have any rules? Your eyes are still Stare at me? Still, don't take your eyes away!"

"Chichi..." I sneered twice, "Who do you think you are? You are the king of heaven, and you can't insult my personality! Tell you, you can bear everything else, except you can't be arrogant in front of me!"

I yelled, he gasped in disbelief, his mouth opened so wide that he could almost stuff an egg in.I yelled and yelled, but found that my feet were off the ground. It turned out that I was clamped by two soldiers under the armpit, and I was about to leave.

I was anxious, "You have the ability to fight me one-on-one, why do you bully people like this because of your large number of people? What kind of man is so sinister and black-bellied, let the people under your hands deal with it?" A weak woman?"

I kicked my legs vigorously, and my kick had already hit his sleeve, leaving a shoe print on his snow-white silk robe unceremoniously.

This handsome man with white teeth and star eyes looked like he was about to faint, his chest was heaving violently with anger, he rushed up to me, grabbed the front of my clothes, and yelled at me, "You! You are so unreasonable! I But your savior! Why do you treat me like an enemy for generations? I really don’t know what to do!"