Black-bellied husband and savage wife

I took a sharp breath, using my upper chest and abdominal cavity to resonate, and yelled out, "Indecent! This man touched my chest!"

(⊙o⊙) Ah!

The young man's face suddenly turned red, as if it could leak red water when pinched, he looked a little restrained, and a little annoyed, he pushed me away, turned around, and murmured, "You crazy woman! What an insult ? I don't want to molest a lunatic like you!"

"Tell you kid, it's one thing to save my life, but I'm another ledger, and the two have to be counted separately. Let me go! Put me down! Damn boy! Let your men put me down! Let me go quickly, Let me go now, I can still forgive you, if you don't let go again, I will be rude to you!"

"You're welcome? I'd like to see how you are rude to me! Little girl, you're not being polite! Go, throw her into that brook!"

"Yes!" The two soldiers replied naively, and they carried me to a small river a hundred meters away.

No way……-_-!These people won't really throw me into the river, will they?

I, I, I am... a landlubber who can't swim!Back then, I became a ghost because I saved little Hertz and strayed into the river.

"Wow, don't! I don't want to go into the water! Put me down! I was wrong, I did wrong, I did it wrong, I shouldn't ask you for any personality and dignity, it was unnecessary, yes I'm not looking for trouble, I deserve to be unlucky. Huh, please, uncle, don't throw me into the river! I can't swim, I will drown..."

"Hehe, did you give up the dignity and personality you so desperately sought just now? It's really a woman who changes her face faster than turning a book. Hey, ugly woman, what do you call me? Uncle? I'm not old at all. Which eye do you see? Do you think I look like your uncle?" The man stood in the shade of the tree with his waist pinched, watching the excitement, smiling elegantly and happily.

Damn kid, he can still laugh, and laugh so wildly.

"Oh no, it's not uncle, it's younger brother, dear younger brother, forgive your sister for offending this time, don't let me enter the water, I'm really a landlubber."

"Chi Chi..." He couldn't help chuckling, as if he had encountered something funny, his thick eyebrows trembled, and the corners of his mouth were raised, with a bit of a smirk and a bit of complacency, "What dear brother, you wiped your mouth Oil, why is it as slippery as a loach? Hehe, landlubbers, I’m really curious about the scene of landlubbers in the water!"

This pervert likes to watch others suffer so much!

Since he refused to spare me no matter how subdued and begged for mercy, then I have nothing to pretend, of course I resigned myself to yelling out all the curse words in my stomach.

"A black-hearted bitch, you bastard, you poor white-eyed wolf, you were trampled to death by pigs when you went out, sat to death by pheasants when you went to bed, choked to death by dung beetles when you were eating, and your ancestral grave was dug up by rats when you died! You The daughter-in-law gave you a cuckold, and you take it off, there is another one, one after another, and you can't take it all off!"

(⊙o⊙) Oh?

The man was dumbfounded when he heard my hypnotic cursing. After a long time, he stomped his feet and cursed with a smile, "Put this shrew's mouth in a clip and throw it into the river!"

"Yes!" Soon, two soldiers ran up diligently, and they really took the clamp and clamped my mouth, so painful that I couldn't even move my eyeballs.

"It's really unheard of. There is such a vicious woman. It's a sign of the decline of the world! I really shouldn't save you. After saving you, I immediately yelled and jumped at my benefactor like a flea. You just scolded me What, those swear words are enough to kill you ten times!"

"Mmmmmmm..." I shook my head, unable to speak, I could only stare at him with my eyes wide open, snoring wildly.

"Hehe..." He looked at me in such a mess, and even rubbed his nose and laughed.

Damn, isn't it ridiculous?

"Plop!" With a sound, I fell into the water with a big clip in my mouth.

I removed the clip first, and then extended my arms to summon.

"Help, help..." I was thumping in the water, being slapped on the face by the river water up and down, and several mouthfuls of water got into my nose, choking my lungs to explode.

Immediately I recalled that day when I was standing on the bridge with little Hertz in the wind, in order to save him, I fell from the bridge into the big river like a snowflake.

The river was deep and cold, and I drowned in the waves and never went back.

Am I going to die again?

The river water wet my clothes and hair, I was like a water dog, up and down in the water.

And that man actually looked at me in a panic in the water, leaning forward and back and laughing.

And behind him, there were soldiers with expressionless faces, and he was the only one, like a playful child, admiring the drama left by his prank.

I choked on water in my nose, swallowed countless mouthfuls of river water, and sank underwater.

Died, died, and will die again this time.

I don't know if I can still meet that sleepy Lord Hades.

"Ah! Really can't swim? This woman is not an idiot, is she? Hey!" A man's slightly panicked voice came from the shore.

Then, with a sound of "Plop!", a person jumped into the water.

"Master! You can't do this! Please take care of yourself, master, come up quickly, master!" Everyone scrambled to be the first to scream.

I was depressed, closed my eyes, and waited for the river to fill my lungs, which exploded to death.

Suddenly, there was a pair of arms around my waist, and I floated up, and then, my head floated out of the water.

"Idiot! Idiot woman! Wake up! Open your eyes quickly! Don't die, it's no fun if you die! Hey, hey! I say you...you old mother..."

The man screamed in panic, his voice was deafening.

"Cough cough cough...you are the mother! Cough cough..."

Coughing violently, I opened one eye and glared at him.

"Hehe, it's better to be able to yell, at least it's more fun than pretending to be dead." The man who was holding me was also wet all over, and his hair was dripping with water.

Boom~!

I punched him on the chin because I was exhausted, the equivalent of touching his chin and calling him, "Damn bastard! Do you want to drown me?"

"Hey, you savage woman! I saved you with good intentions, but you repay kindness with grievances again and again. You are really hopelessly wicked!"

"Then don't save me, just let me drown!" I coughed lightly, tears came out.

"Hehe, but if you were drowned in such a small shallow puddle, wouldn't it be too embarrassing?" He stood in the water holding me, and smirked heartily.Only then did I realize, ***, the water in this river is very clear and shallow!According to the height of a man, standing in the water only reaches his waist, so the river water just reaches my shoulders!In other words, if I stand in the water, such a shallow river will not drown anyone at all!

I closed my eyes hard, then beat his chest, and shouted, "Then why didn't you say it earlier?!"

It made me feel like I was drowning, and made a humiliating scene.

"Hehe... who made you an idiot without a brain!" He laughed with his mouth open.

I was immediately furious, and couldn't see his triumphant expression, so while he was holding me, I stretched out my claws, grabbed one of his cheeks with one hand, and twisted vigorously, "Apologize to me! Hurry up!" Apologize to me!"

"Ah! Crazy woman! Why are you crazy! Let go of your hand quickly! It hurts!" He frowned in pain and inhaled, shaking his head, but I grabbed it tighter and grinned, "Hurry up!" Apologize to me!"

"Ah...don't let go? Why do you want me to apologize to you? I'm your savior, twice!"

This kid is so funny, even so, he still hugged me and didn't know how to let go of his hand to deal with me.

"Because you poked my forehead and threw away the handkerchief you wiped your fingers on! Apologies!"

"Ah, you fussy woman! Isn't it just such a small thing that you should never forget?"

"Are you really apologizing?"

He hugged me and turned in circles in the water in pain.

"Ah, it hurts, apology, apology, apology, can't you just let go...I'm sorry, I shouldn't insult your personality like that...Okay, can you let go?"

"Hey, it's not too bad. Seeing that you are young and don't understand shit, I will forgive you for your ignorant and reckless behavior this time." I let go of my hand in satisfaction, and shook my numb hand up and down because of too much force. flicked.Only then did I go to see his cheeks, my dear, both sides are purple from my wringing.

"Ugly woman, you are so penny-pinching! I would have saved you if I knew it!" He cursed, suddenly hugged me, and fell backwards with a bang, we both fell sideways into the water.

Gululu... I drank a few sips of water again because I don't know water.

Damn boy, you are still holding on to me at the bottom of the water, you want me to die with him?

I beat him hard at the bottom of the water, trying to break free from his embrace, but he smirked at the bottom of the water and just didn't let me go.

I puffed up my cheeks in anger, reached out and grabbed his ear, and turned it hard, "Ah!" He opened his mouth and exclaimed, and gusts of water poured into his mouth, and then he let go of the shackles on me, and I just Drilling his head out of the water in a panic.

"Huhu... Ah, I was almost killed by you perverted boy..." I gasped, my face was covered with river water.

"Haha..." He emerged from the water like a fish, wiped his face with his big hands, and grinned, "Idiot! You can't even swim, how did you live to such an old age?"

I slapped the water violently with my hand, hitting his face and mouth with a splash of water, which made him cough and close his eyes in shock.

I clapped my hands and laughed loudly, "It's you who are stupid! With your mouth wide open, you look ugly like an idiot."

"What?! How dare you call me ugly? Do you know how many women are dazed by my handsome and beautiful facial features? You are the first person who dares to say that I am ugly! How am I ugly?"

He also hit me with a splash, but unfortunately I was prepared and turned my face to hide.

I bared my teeth and said contemptuously, "With your honor, you will starve to death even if you are a duck. How can you be handsome and beautiful? It's so funny! To tell you the truth, your eyes, nose, and mouth are all ugly. There is no cure for the ugly monster!"