Hilarious Gongxue

Chapter 1: Not tied to the roadside


In the summer of the 24th year of Liuyan, Moyan Palace——

"Come on, catch her!" A loud commotion came from the Scripture-Depository Pavilion, and a large number of guards in red immediately surrounded the Scripture-Depository Pavilion.

The scorching sun was still scorching the earth in the sky, and she, Mobai, was the only one who dared to be a thief in broad daylight.

The corners of Mobai's lips curled slightly, and his vigorous figure leaped onto the roof of the Sutra Pavilion, and his arrogant voice fell: "As the emperor of Moyan, I should share the blessings with my people of Moyan. How can there be good things? Things become exclusive instead? Isn't this chilling the hearts of our Moyan people!"

"Presumptuous, the emperor's things can be enjoyed by ordinary people like you? Hand over the painting and let you die!" The head of the imperial guards stood under the scripture pavilion, looked at the young man on the top of the scripture pavilion, and shouted loudly.

Who wouldn't say harsh words?Mo Bai squatted down impatiently: "Want? Come up and get it!"

"You!" The leader of the guards was at a loss for words for a while, the Black Snake Mo Dashen was known for his lightness kungfu, and it would be more practical to go home and buy a piece of tofu to kill someone who ran faster than her.

But there are always people who don't know what is good or bad to pretend to be heroes.

"Put down what you're holding!" There was a soft snort, and the man in a black robe tapped his toes and was about to charge towards Mo Bai.

With a little tiptoe, Mo Bai left the circular pavilion, and faced the man, the phoenix eyes under the mask shone with a teasing light.Her lightness kung fu is unrivaled in the world, and anyone who can catch up with her is probably a fertilized egg, whether it can be formed is still a question.

Numerous facts tell us, don’t think that you are a superman just because you wear red underwear outside, a dick will always be a dick, and a dick who is too strong is an awesome dick.

With a flash of Mo Bai's ghostly steps, he disappeared.

The guards were left stunned...

"Damn it!" Mo Yandi Mo Qianchi looked at a pair of "Beauty Out of Bath" that didn't belong to the Buddhist scriptures pavilion and a note that made him vomit blood—"I think this painting is more beautiful." It suits you, thank you for taking it away. Black snake characters." A face with star eyebrows and sword eyes is like the bottom of a pot.

"Wang Yutong, is my Moyan Palace a place where people can come and go freely?!" Mo Qianchi was furious.

"Damn this humble minister!" Wang Yutong quickly knelt down, "It's just that this black snake's gait is too weird, and it disappeared in the blink of an eye. This subordinate is really incompetent..."

"Since you're incompetent, why did I leave you here?!" Mo Qianchi snorted coldly, "I'll kill you!"

"Your Majesty, spare your life! Your Majesty, spare your life!" Wang Yutong also had no choice. With such a stealthy thief who came and went without a trace, Bao Qingtian probably couldn't help it if he crawled out of the grave. small ordinary people...

If Mo Qianchi has never heard of it, an imperial decree spread to every city: "Seal the whole country, and offer a reward of 1 taels of gold for the capture of the thief Black Snake!"

In the territory of Moyan Kingdom, Shenglong Pavilion, the largest pavilion in Moyan—on a clear afternoon, when the breeze blew across the lawn, three teenagers were lying there.

"Xiaobai, your value has risen again. Congratulations." The young man on the left was dressed in brown clothes, with star eyebrows and sharp eyes, with a heroic air, and the corners of his lips were slashed with a bit of playfulness.

"Same joy, same joy, Mr. Ling Jue has wiped out another big gang in the past few days, right? There are a dozen more righteous people chasing and killing you in the Jianghu." The young man in the middle said slowly, his voice was nice and intoxicating, Upon closer inspection, the young man's face can be said to be overwhelming, his brows look like distant mountains without any traces, his lips are like cinnabar but red without spots, and his pair of phoenix eyes are charmingly lazy yet elegant. The extreme temperament merged in her body, highlighting the astonishing beauty.

Young Master Ling Jue, Yun Jin laughed, as if he hadn't taken advantage of her words.

"By the way, how is our young master Qingjue's record?" Mo Bai turned his head to look at the boy on the right.

The boy has picturesque features and a gentle smile on his fair face, which makes people feel like spring breeze: "Fortunately, we have gathered a few big merchants."

"Close?" Mo Bai raised his eyebrows: "It's the kind of retract that you slap and then give a sweet date?"

"Heh." Qing Yu smiled lightly, expressing his acknowledgment of his shameless behavior.

"It's so shameless, but I like it." Mo Bai expressed his emotion.

"As long as you like it." The clear and cool voice is like a breeze, blowing straight to the bottom of my heart.

In Liuyan Continent, the Three Kingdoms stand together, Lan Jin, Mo Yan, and Feng Qing, the Three Kingdoms are big countries.And Mo Bai, as the Young Pavilion Master of Shenglong Pavilion, has provoked the big burden of Shenglong Pavilion since he was ten years old.

So here comes the question, since Mo Bai is the master of the Young Pavilion, who is the master of the Shenglong Pavilion?

Speaking of this, Mo Bai just wanted to look up to the sky and sigh three hundred times, her master really made her apprentice so speechless!

When other people's masters are passing on the scriptures and teaching karma, paving the way for their disciples, what are their masters doing when the world is full of peaches and plums?In the place of debauchery, nostalgia for the flowers, singing and singing every night...

"Hmm, Xiaobai, I seem to have seen Master." Yun Jin sat up.

"Really?" Mo Bai raised his eyebrows and dealt with it calmly.

It's not that they don't believe what Yunjin said, but since Yunjin saw it, then their master came here specifically to find them, otherwise, relying on the master's concealment method, it would not be enough to give Yunjin two more eyeballs.

"Dead or alive? If you're dead, help me burn incense, and if you're alive, find me a rope to tie it to the side of the road." Mo Bai said: "If you're half dead, just beat him to death, it's Qing Yu's fault."

Qing Yu: "..." In other words, he was shot while lying down.

Hua Yuejing walked over leisurely: "You dare to discuss the usurpation of the dynasty in front of me, the deception of the master and the destruction of the ancestors, and you will have it in the future? Ambitious people like you should be pulled out and shot!"

"..." The three apprentices were speechless.

Mo Bai twitched the corner of his mouth: "Why did Master come out of the brothel? You said that once you leave the brothel, how much will our Moyan brothel lose? What if we face an economic crisis again? So in order to save me, Moyan, Central brothel, save those female artists who rely on body art to make a living, master, you should go wherever you come from!"

Hua Yuejing paused at her feet, and the enchanting, handsome, unrestrained and suave figure almost fell into the embrace of the motherland.

"Xiao Bai'er, you say that as a teacher, does the teacher seem to be the kind of person who misses romantic affairs?" Hua Yuejing broke a glass heart.

"It's not like." Mo Bai said.

"That's just to say..." Hua Yuejing just evoked a charming smile and wanted to praise her caring little baby, when she heard Mo Bai's next sentence.

"You are!"

After Hua Yuejing paused, he knew that there was nothing good to say. Fortunately, after all these years, he had already developed an invulnerable heart and a seamless face, otherwise he would have committed suicide right now.

"Master, you should talk about the business, otherwise, with Xiaobai's mouth, I guess I will personally send you to a brothel later." Yun Jin said with a serious face, "Master, you know, I am a pure My good boy, I can't enter that kind of place casually, master, don't tarnish my reputation!"

"..." Hua Yuejing opened her mouth, but found herself speechless.

"You go to Lanjin." Hua Yuejing said: "The undercover agent over there has been discovered. As you know, Lanjin is the largest country, so it's not easy to deal with. This time, I can only send you to Lanjin. Jin has been undercover for a while, and when we install new eyeliners in, you can come back."

"Have you been discovered? How did you get discovered? The people who left the Holy Dragon Pavilion are not simple people." Mo Bai raised his eyebrows: "Could it be that there are spies out of the Holy Dragon Pavilion?"

"You're right, Shenglong Pavilion should be cleaned up." Hua Yuejing nodded, also with a serious face.

"That's right, a powerful force like Shenglong Pavilion has placed many eyeliners in various countries, and even a high-ranking person must guard against it." Qing Yu said: "It's just that we are leaving. Is Shenglong Pavilion really okay?"

"You can leave at ease, Shenglong Pavilion is nominally the place for teachers." Hua Yuejing vowed.

"Yes, in name, but in fact, master, you should stay in the brothel so as not to cause trouble for Shenglong Pavilion. I believe that the brothers of Shenglong Pavilion know that you, the owner of the pavilion who is not worthy of the name, finally came out of the brothel. It is estimated that they will jump the Huangpu River together for thousands of years!" Mo Bai's expression was very serious, and Hua Yuejing bowed his head in a serious manner.

"Master, why are you bowing your head?" Yun Jin asked doubtfully.

"Confucius said: Hitting people with bricks is not the same as joy!" Hua Yuejing gritted her teeth: "Help me find out if there are any bricks, I will kill this unfilial person now!"

"Master, let Yun Jin take you back to the brothel." Qing Yu's cold voice came faintly, and a gentle smile appeared on his overly relaxed face.

"..." Don't say anything, there are such a group of apprentices, let him feel sad for a while...

Mo Bai silently clicked 32 likes for Qing Yu, he really deserves to be the number one small knife repairer in Shenglong Pavilion, it's really a good job.

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