Hilarious Gongxue

Chapter 2: You can't blame the government for a hard life


The Imperial Capital of Lanjin, the country known as the largest country in the world, is in dire straits—because their country has ushered in a young master who is between professional and non-professional.Mobai is a professional, a professional thief, and a professional escaper.As for teaching, have you ever seen a thief who can teach?what to teach "36 Strategies to Unlock the Lock"?The disciples of Lanjin Palace are willing to learn from her, but they are not willing to teach. The secret recipe passed down from the ancestors, passed on from daughter to son, is just so capricious.

Mo Bai feels that her life is so colorful. One moment ago she was the young master of Shenglong Pavilion, the world-renowned Black Snake Mo the Great Thief, and the next moment fate played a small joke on her. A young master of palace school who has a deep resentment in the palace...

Mo Bai calls it life, so it is said that once in a while, you will be very happy if you live silently, but if you are silent in life, you will be miserable...

Ye Hancheng swears that if there is a bright red brick by his side, he will definitely pick it up without hesitation and face the legendary Mo Emperor, Mr. Mo Shaofu, Mr. Mo, who is so talented!

"Young Master Mo." Ye Hancheng looked at Mo Bai in men's clothes and felt that life is such a joke. If this is the legendary Shao Fu who was recommended to him by that person, he really wouldn't mind going to that person's house. Throw shit.

"What questions does the emperor have?" Mo Bai asked sincerely—at least she thought it was sincere.

"Young Master Mo's speech is very good." Ye Hancheng raised a smile: "But my country is peaceful and harmonious, and I don't need Shao Fu to explain similar knowledge about peasant uprisings. Shao Fu is suspected of inciting the uprising of my palace school disciples."

"Be prepared for danger in times of peace." Mo Bai was dressed in red and white palace attire, and he was suave and suave: "As the emperor of Lanjin, I should see the crisis hidden under the peace and happiness. The way to be an emperor is to worry about the world's worries first." .”

"Young Master Mo!" Ye Hancheng said again: "You are from a first-rank official position, which is Lan Jin's second highest rank after the six ministers. I hope Young Master Mo will not disappoint my trust! One month later, there will be an assessment. After the assessment, the class will be re-selected. The palace school is divided into four classes, A, B, C, and D. In Class A led by Mo Shaofu, if one student fails the exam, then the title of Emperor Master Mo Shaofu should also be given to someone else."

Mobai's heart was broken. She didn't expect that Lanjin, a big company, still had a probationary period. It was really not easy to get a long-term meal ticket, but she still didn't forget the purpose of Hua Yuejing's sending her here—undercover .

So she asked.

"Your Majesty, has Lan Jin not been at peace these days?" Mo Bai said, "For example, an undercover agent or something? My Majesty, let me tell you, I still have a way of interrogating prisoners. Trust me, I am a professional ( Professional killing and silence), please give me this opportunity (the opportunity to kill and silence)!"

Ye Hancheng cast a glance at Mo Bai, this undercover is really careless, Mo Shaofu, what is clearly written on your face now is: I am an undercover, quickly take me to interrogate the prisoner who betrayed us before, I want to kill you Silence!

But Ye Hancheng is not very worried, this person is that person must see, since he is sure, naturally he will not do anything to endanger Lan Jin.Presumably the girl in front of her dressed as a woman doesn't know what's going on?To come to Lan Jin as an undercover agent in such a daze, is it true that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers?

What Ye Hancheng didn't expect was that Mo Bai was not a professional in the first place, and it's not bad for non-professionals to be able to do this.You can't expect a latrine sweeper to manage state affairs, he will manage the whole country into a latrine.

So the inference is that you can't let a thief be a teacher. If Mobai rises up one day and really lets the disciples of Gongxue learn from the wisdom crystallization of the working people of our country for thousands of years-"36 Strategies for Unlocking the Lock", then Ye Hancheng could only find a piece of tofu and kill him.

"Lan Jin didn't show up as an undercover agent, but what did Shaofu Mo mean?" Ye Hancheng raised his eyebrows: "Could it be?"

"Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing. As a first-rank official, it's not surprising that I care about national affairs, right?" Mo Bai laughed.

"Hmm." Ye Hancheng looked at Mo Bai, his obsidian-like eyes were full of smiles, although Mo Bai, an undercover agent, didn't care much about what he did, but Erbai Wu did it very professionally: "It's not surprising."

"Just don't be surprised." Mo Bai nodded: "Then what is the main test in the monthly assessment?"

"The military comprehensive examination includes military theory, military combat practice, military reconnaissance, geographical analysis, archery, and equestrian skills. The comprehensive literary examination includes "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "36 Strategies." Ye Hancheng replied.

"...Dare to ask, Your Majesty, are you going to train the entire Blue Brocade Nation to become a military madman?" Mo Bai swallowed: "Fuck, palace studies shouldn't be about teaching reading, writing, court etiquette, etc. ?"

"That's what female disciples have to learn. Men who study in palaces should learn to march and fight and govern the country." Ye Hancheng said: "Besides, court etiquette? Reading and writing? Do you need to teach it?"

You can't blame the government for a hard life, why did she end up with a group of military madmen?

"Why, Shaofu Mo is not competent?" Ye Hancheng asked.

"What if I say yes?" Mo Bai said cautiously.

"It doesn't matter, our Lanjin's policy is still very democratic. The crime of deceiving the superior and the subordinate, the crime of deceiving the emperor, etc., the punishment is really not heavy, at most, it will be pulled out and the car will be broken." Ye Hancheng looked at Mo Bai quietly.

"Hehe." Mo Bai laughed dryly, it wasn't very serious, if the punishment of being dismembered was not too severe, car cracking was really nothing!

"Is Mo Shaofu really incompetent?" Ye Hancheng said with a serious face (pretending).

"No, I think I can definitely do it with my talents!" Mo Bai stood at attention and saluted, she had never been so serious in front of the Buddha! (This is true) "Oh oh~ I can definitely do it." Ye Hancheng nodded meaningfully: "Then I will just wait for the good news?"

"Alright, Your Majesty! Hello, Your Majesty! Goodbye, Your Majesty! Go slowly, Your Majesty!" Mo Bai's voice was sonorous and forceful.

"..." Ye Hancheng walked out of the gate of Gongxue Class A speechlessly, he didn't see the pair of thoughtful eyes behind him.

No undercover incident happened?Mo Bai clicked his tongue, her behavior in front of Ye Hancheng just now was just a trick, she made it so obvious, Ye Hancheng is a young emperor who came to the throne at the age of eight, and he has experienced no less conspiracy than himself.But since she appeared, he has not held a skeptical attitude. This is too abnormal. Such a fine person will never use a person of unknown origin to hold such a big official position as a first-rank Shaofu. The only explanation is that He knew who he was and what she was doing here, but he didn't point it out.If it wasn't over the top, then he knew something she didn't.

Mobai's eyes narrowed, it seems that Hua Yuejing still has something to tell her...

At this moment, Qingyu, facing a group of admiring gazes, held the textbook without changing his face, and preached the lesson according to the script.

Military theory, Lan Jin is actually learning this kind of thing?Is this trying to annex the other two countries and rule the world?

"Next, self-study." With a relaxed voice, Qing Yu closed his eyes slightly after reading the textbook, and rested on the first case.

"Qing...Assistant Qing, it seems that you haven't talked about it yet..." A palace school student stood up and said.

"Didn't tell?" Qingyu raised his eyebrows: "I just read for nearly half an hour. Do you think I'm reading the textbook?"

"..." You were reading textbooks.

"Understand?" Qing Yu asked back.

"The student is stupid." The poor student bowed his head.

"If you know you're stupid, you have to work hard. You'll understand after copying the book ten times." Qing Yu went downhill along the donkey.

"...The student suddenly understood, the student understood!"

"Huh? Got it? Well, who else doesn't understand?"

"..." There was no sound.

"Okay, then self-study."

"..." The students in Class B of Gong Xue said that they wanted to be quiet, don't ask me who Jing Jing is, this stalk is too old.

At this time, Yunjin stood under the scorching sun and waved his sleeves, but he did not bring a single cloud, and of course he did not bring a glass of refreshing boiled water.

What he taught was cheap art, oh no, it was archery.Talking about cheapness is one of the characteristics of Shenglong Pavilion. As long as you are in Shenglong Pavilion, Huashan talks about cheapness every day.

But archery, this is an ancient and mysterious subject, as mysterious as Mobai's archery, her archery, how should I put it, is that she can aim at your eyes and shoot through your penis, about Mobai Bai's archery is still an unsolved mystery.

"Assistant Yun, can we start?" A young man in a white dress came forward and asked curiously.

"Okay, let's get started. By the way, are you interested in experiencing the lives of father-in-laws?"

"...Student, I don't have this interest."

"That's right, that's a pity."

"..."

Here, Mobai Qingyu Yunjin is killing the young Lanjin saplings in the Lanjin Palace, and at this time, Mo Yan is actually inside, Hua Yuejing—"Lan Jin's ambition is really not small, and he wants to fight against my Holy Dragon Pavilion, hehe , Ye Hancheng didn’t know where to eat cakes when I founded Shenglong Pavilion to dominate the world~”

"This sentence is very domineering." Hua Yuejing's coquettish red dress was surrounded by a white dress, holy and noble.

"I think so."

"If you don't have a wound on your face."

"Humph~"

"Why, was she beaten?"

"No, you don't understand whether it's beating, scolding or loving."

"Let's talk about how you were beaten by her." The man gloated.

"Today she asked me what she looked like."

"What did you say?"

"Basically a beauty."

"What does this have to do with your injury?"

"The point is that I paused when I said the first word..."

"..."

"You can't blame the government for your life, who made you deserve it?"

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