Hilarious Gongxue

The Lanjin Palace is well-known among the Three Kingdoms for its high-end atmosphere and high-grade, low-key luxury with connotations, tyrannical and cool chandeliers, simple and fashionable international style...

Mo Bai really wants to appreciate Lan Jin's palace, and do other things by the way, such as returning to his old profession, um, I heard that Lan Jin's tribute is good...

But no, now she can only face a group of mentally handicapped teenagers looking at her eagerly.

Gongxue Class A is an excellent class in Gongxue, its scientific name is Class A, and it is commonly known as the top class.The so-called rarity is the most precious, there are only five students in Class A.

The prime minister's son, Bai Ziye, is a legendary figure who can read poetry at the age of three and write articles at the age of four.

Shao Teng, the son of the great general, is a gifted young man with a negative IQ and perfect military strength.

Ouyang Lan and Ouyang Zhu are the sons of the Minister of Rites.It is the two national treasure brothers, one of them can crush two Mobai to death.It is as powerful as an ox and can lift a thousand catties.Mo Bai feels that the power of the working people is indeed great, and this meal is not for free!

The last one is Zhuge Yin, the legendary intelligent classmate who has no power to restrain a chicken but is comparable to Zhuge Kongming.I heard that his IQ surpassed that of Einstein, and he is worthy of his last name, Zhuge.

"Okay, the next lesson we are going to have is - how to make a famous general." Mo Bai opened the textbook, glanced at it, then casually threw it under his feet, and started his long speech.

"Many people are envious of the demeanor of famous generals, and they also want to experience the feeling of commanding thousands of troops on the battlefield, but there are very few famous generals. On the road to becoming a famous general, we have to go through six ups and downs. Let us use the six mark them with age."

"Okay, the School of Famous Generals has started. The first grade is to learn military theory. Anyone who wants to become a famous general must learn some classic theoretical knowledge, including "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and so on..."

"But this age has a special rule, because some students are poor and cannot afford books, so they can only learn theoretical experience in actual combat. Among them, the outstanding representative is Li Yunlong."

"Of course you don't have this kind of problem. Let's take a look at what to learn in the second grade. The second grade is to learn actual combat. This is extremely important. If those who are excellent in theoretical study cannot pass this level, they will Will be awarded an honorable title——On paper. The first winner of this title must be familiar to everyone, that is our classmate Zhao Kuo, and the awarder is Zhao She, the grade director of the second grade. (If you don’t understand, please search on Baidu The idiom story of "talking about war on paper")."

"As a student, if you want to become a famous general, you usually have to start from a small soldier. Of course, except for you high-ranking children, Zhao Kuo was a general from the beginning. This is inappropriate, because only war can make a person become a real soldier. You must personally hold a knife to chase the enemy, see the cruelty of the battlefield, and understand that people will die if they are cut by a knife..."

"What you should learn in the third grade is ruthlessness, from being afraid of seeing blood when killing a chicken to being completely unaware of the enemy's brains and blood splashing on your body, from being gentle and refined to being ruthless, so you can enter the study in the fourth grade."

"What you need to learn in the fourth grade is rationality. When you play a game, you will definitely have a moment when you win, and you will definitely be happy for a long time. Then if you play a game where human life is the bet? How will you react? You are in You have persisted with the enemy for a long time in an extremely tense environment, and suddenly the enemy retreats, can you suppress the excitement in your heart, judge the situation first, and then go after it?"

"The fifth grade is the most important grade. What we have to learn is judgment. This is an important characteristic of a famous general. You don't need reasons, you don't need evidence. What you can rely on is your own judgment. What you need to understand is that you master The cost is the lives of countless soldiers, and everyone is waiting for you to make up your mind."

"In the sixth grade, you should learn to be strong. This is also very important. If you can't overcome your weakness, you still can't become a famous player."

"When you meet all the above conditions, you become a real famous player, but there is one more thing you must have, which is luck."

"It's a bit funny to say, and this is also a very important factor. Maybe just when you are ready and ready to show your ambitions, a cold arrow is shot and you die. This is really more wronged than Dou E. All your ambitions and abilities can no longer be displayed, only this will be recorded in the history of war, on a certain day of a certain year, a certain person was unfortunately shot to death by an unknown soldier on the battlefield, and the specific circumstances of the person are unknown."

"That's why the road to becoming a famous general is a difficult one. People who are not wise, brave, and lucky can't do it."

"Therefore soldiers are impermanent, water is impermanent, and those who can win because of the enemy's changes are called gods."

[Special Note: The above theory is from "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty" written by Mingyue back then. It is a very interesting book. I recommend everyone to read it. 】"Okay, today's class is here, students should do what they want." Mo Bai got up and stretched.

Class A of Gong Xue was silent for a long time, and after a while, there was a burst of warm applause, and a gleam of light flashed in the eyes of the two people standing outside the door.

"Young Master Mo, what you said is really good!" Bai Ziye stood up and said excitedly.

"Listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books." Zhuge Yin looked at Mo Bai and nodded slightly.

"Oh, Zhuge Yin's eyes are high above the top, and he also has the capital to make Zhuge Yin a student honestly. It really hasn't appeared before." Ye Hancheng outside the door said to the handsome man beside him.

"The person I choose is naturally not wrong."

"Even Shao Teng, who has never been awake in class, listens with such relish, Shaofu Mo, you are so great!" Bai Ziye looked admiring.

"Thank you, thank you." Mo Bai curled his lips, and took the textbook under his feet to put it on the corner of the table.

Bai Ziye flattered and handed over his own textbook...

"The emperor is here! Mo Shizi is here!" A sharp voice came, and Mo Bai turned his head to look outside the door.

A purple dress met Mo Bai's eyes, and when he raised his eyes again, the man in front of him in purple clothes and a silver crown, slightly raised lips, and star-like eyes, everything made Mo Bai feel so familiar, but she couldn't remember it. , in Mo Bai's memory, the most beautiful man she has ever seen is Hua Yuejing, of course Qing Yu is also good, but Hua Yuejing is gorgeous, Qing Yu is pale, and there is no such a picturesque face in her memory, with Seeing the nobleness and enchanting glamor that can't be seen directly, I just feel that it is inexplicably familiar...

Yehuangmo, the son of the Marquis of Xiang'an, Mo Shizi, who was famous in the Three Kingdoms, grew up with Yehancheng in the imperial palace, and recently returned from traveling abroad for four years. Passionate, a platinum-level limited-edition diamond king...

"I've seen the emperor, I've seen Mo Shizi." Mo Bai wrote on the lesson plan, without any intention of getting up. Since Ye Hancheng knew everything and stayed here by himself, there must be some purpose, at least until the purpose is achieved, As long as nothing happens to her, she is also a stubborn person, and it is quite difficult to ask her to kneel without threatening her life.

However, Ye Hancheng was not angry at all: "Okay, okay! What a soldier is impermanent, water is impermanent, and he who can win because of the enemy's changes is called a god!"

"See the emperor, Mo Shizi!" The students of Class A also reacted at this time, and they all fell to their knees.

"Pingshen." Ye Hancheng nodded slightly: "Young Master Mo, I think you should know this man. From now on, he will be your teaching assistant."

Mo Bai looked at Ye Huangmo, and said lightly: "I already have teaching assistants Qing and Yun, I don't need teaching assistants anymore."

"But I need a job!" Ye Huangmo leaned closer to Mo Bai, her smooth forehead pressed against Mo Bai's forehead, and a pair of firefly eyes looked straight into Mo Bai's heart.Mo Bai subconsciously touched Ye Huangmo's forehead, causing a chuckle: "Xiao Bai, you still haven't changed..."

Mo Bai frowned, this was indeed a subconscious movement, which proved that she had done this movement countless times before, but in her memory, she didn't.

"That's it, Young Master Mo? Huh?" Ye Huangmo lightly smiled and stroked Fu Mobai's forehead: "Let me be the teaching assistant?"

Beauty comes first, Mo Bai didn't react for a while, and the matter was finalized...

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