Hilarious Gongxue

"Xiaobai! Open the door Xiaobai, I'm back Xiaobai!" Ye Qingchen stood in front of Mo Bai's room door, holding a package in his hand.

Mo Bai opened the door: "Hehe, finally someone sent you a toilet paper?"

"..."

Mo Bai raised his head to look at the sky, good guy, the clouds are thick and the moon is not even visible: "What are you doing in my room so late?"

Ye Qingchen looked at Mo Bai, with a strange expression on his face, slowly raised his left hand, and handed the package to Mo Bai. It seemed that there was something wet on the package, and it was still dripping. Mo Bai couldn't tell what it was. What, just a faint smell of blood lingering at the tip of the nose.Mo Bai frowned: "What is this?"

Ye Qingchen didn't speak, but walked into Mo Bai's room slowly, and threw the package at Mo Bai's feet.

The package was slightly scattered due to the bumps, and Mo Bai saw what it was in the dim moonlight - a human head.

"Tsk tsk, this head looks familiar." Mo Bai didn't turn pale with the shock that Ye Qingchen imagined, but squatted down and looked at this lifeless thing lightly.

Having experienced wars and real purgatory on earth, how could she be afraid of these things?There is no fear, no fear, but a touch of peace of mind. The dead are much more reliable than the living.

Ye Qingchen lit the candle and said with a smile: "Xiaobai, this is the leader of the traitors. I was a little excited when I lurked and killed for the first time. I made a small mistake. I could have brought back all those hundred people." .”

"Come on, what else can you do besides running fast?" Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "Hang this thing in front of the attic, to frighten those restless masters."

Ye Ye Qingchen curled his lips: "I thought you would be sad when you saw this head."

Mo Bai looked at the ferocious head, and took a deep breath.

Sad, why not sad?This is a friend who grew up together.

"Take it out." Mo Bai turned around: "I'm going to sleep."

"Alright then." Ye Qingchen shrugged, rewrapped the head and walked out.

Sitting on the bed, Mo Bai watched the candle flame flickering in front of him, feeling an unbearable sadness in his heart.In just a few days, she lost so much, the sincerity of her childhood, and the little weakness in her heart.

"Master, is this what you want me to learn?" Mo Bai muttered to himself, "But, it's very painful..."

In the early morning of the next day, the remaining nine hundred or so people in Shenglong Pavilion almost died of fright.

Because there is an extra bloody head in the attic, and it looks familiar...

"Isn't that Yun Yi?" Some Shenglong Pavilion disciples whispered underground.

"Yes, yes, it seems that they are under Ling Jue's son Yun Jin, why are they hung here?"

"Being hanged here is not the point, the point is that he is the one who took the lead in surrendering, right?"

"That said, it seems to be..."

Mo Bai pouted: "Quiet!"

The turbulent discussion stopped, and then a representative of the Shenglongge People's Congress asked: "Young Pavilion Master, why is this Yun Yi hanging here?"

"Because he is the boss." Mo Bai said with a sincere face, "That's why he is eligible to be hung here, and the rest of the hundred or so are all hanging in the latrine."

The disciples of Shenglong Pavilion gasped, it was so ruthless!

"Today, I, Mo Bai, am here to tell you!" Mo Bai said imposingly, "Traitors are not allowed in the Holy Dragon Pavilion, and those who violate it will be killed without mercy!"

The disciples of Shenglong Pavilion were stunned for a moment, and then burst into a loud answer: "Yes!"

"Tsk tsk, Sha Wusa or something, it's really arrogant to read it." Jiang Jinyue sighed.

"Actually, this thing is more like Lingyun, do you want to try it?" Ye Qingchen joked.

Yehuangmo raised her eyebrows: "I think you should be the ones hung up in the latrine."

"..."

Sitting on the top of the snow mountain in Shenglong Pavilion, Mo Bai sighed as he watched the vast army under his feet. Ye Huangmo, Ye Qingchen, and Jiang Jinyue sat beside Mo Bai in a row, holding a jug of wine in his hand.

"Xiaobai, this is your No. 11 sigh." Jiang Jinyue took a sip of his wine.

"Ugh……"

"No. 12 times." Ye Qingchen answered.

Yehuangmo didn't speak because he was depressed.

Shouldn't a scene like this be a two-person world?What are so many light bulbs for?

"Yehuangmo, what are you thinking?" Ye Qingchen looked at Yehuangmo's thoughtful expression while holding the jug, and asked.

"I was thinking, if I kick you off from here, how likely are you to die? How should I kick so that I can be handsome without being noticed by Xiaobai?" Comrade Yehuangmo said very distressed.

"..." Jiang Jinyue was deeply worried about her beautiful life.

Ye Qingchen asked a very thought-provoking question: "Since Xiaobai can't see him, who will he show his handsome kick?"

"It's really a good question worth pondering." Yehuangmo nodded.

"I'm just so talented, please call me Ye Youcai from now on." Ye Qingchen was full of pride.

"..." Mo Bai finally couldn't help it anymore: "I just asked you to come up to see the terrain, you thought you were going to have a picnic? And bring wine? It's fine to bring wine, but if you don't come up with an idea, it's okay to commit crimes here? Oh, and you still commit such a lack of level! I feel sorry for you, do you know..."

Ye Huangmo chuckled and took a sip of the wine, leaned over and pressed towards Mo Bai, the bitter breath of the wine rushed into Mo Bai's lungs, choking her to cough a few times.

"Hey, Yehuangmo, you don't have to be so shameless, Jiang Jinyue and I are still here..." Ye Qingchen curled his lips: "You make it difficult for me, how can I like Xiaobai too For a period of time, you can't do whatever you want just because Xiaobai likes you, can you be so annoying..."

Mo Bai blushed with a pretty face: "I, me, who said I like him?!"

"Then you don't like him, do you like me?" Ye Qingchen smiled.

"Go and make your spring and autumn dream." Mo Bai rolled his eyes.

"Then if you don't like him, he can kiss you, then if you don't like me, I can kiss you too?" Ye Qingchen pursed his lips, leaning closer to Mo Bai.

Ye Huangmo kicked over, almost kicking Ye Qingchen down: "Take your saliva away, kiss, kiss, kiss your brother-in-law! Do you want to kiss the sow?!"

"..." Jiang Jinyue watched them playing tricks speechlessly, and suddenly chuckled a few times: "It's so good to be with you, I don't know how long this kind of life can last..."

"I asked you to look at the terrain!" Mo Bai reiterated: "The mandarin duck array can no longer exert its power. If we can't think of a solution, the bones will be used for cement!"

Jiang Jinyue hooked her lips: "All things are born and restrained by each other, and there is no escape from the word change. Since this method doesn't work, then try another method."

Mo Bai bowed his head in thought, did it change...

Ye Qingchen waved his hand: "What changes? According to me, just throw some explosives into their camp, and it will be done in minutes..."

"I think it might be better to vote you in." Ye Huang Mo replied lightly.

"Huh, is it because of my good martial arts?" Ye Qingchen looked excited.

"No." Ye Huangmo shook his head: "It's because you are the source of the two hundred and five infections, and throwing you over can assimilate them."

"(°ー°〃)" Ye Qingchen said with a serious face, "I'm really flattered that you appreciate me so much."

"Then just think I'm scolding you." Yehuangmo said sincerely.

Ye Qingchen's black face: "Yehuangmo, you shameless little boy..."

"Thank you for the compliment."

"..."

"I think I know what to do." Mo Bai said suddenly, looking up at the army under his feet: "This time, I will definitely be able to force Leng Xiaoxiao to retreat!"

Ye Huangmo and Ye Qingchen Jiang Jinyue looked at each other, and they both saw appreciation in each other's eyes.

"Then go, Xiaobai, and do what you should do." Jiang Jinyue smiled slightly.

Mo Bai nodded, stood up and walked down the snow mountain step by step.

"Yehuangmo, are you satisfied now?" Ye Qingchen smiled brightly: "After being frozen in this icy world for so long, don't you just want to give Xiaobai this reminder?"

"Thank you." Yehuangmo nodded slightly.

"Hmph, we are also Xiaobai's friends, so it's your turn to say thank you?" Ye Qingchen snorted arrogantly: "Don't worry, you still have a long way to go in chasing your wife."

Jiang Jinyue got up: "Let's go back first, this place is too cold."

Ye Qingchen echoed: "Let's go, I'm almost freezing like a dog..."

"I think you were abused into a dog." Jiang Jinyue chatted with Ye Qingchen and left, leaving Yehuangmo alone in the same place. The cold wind blew the black hair around his ears. Pale.

"Don't hide, come out." Ye Huangmo chuckled: "It will be embarrassing if you stand on the ground for a long time."

"..." Hua Yuejing slowly came out from the darkness: "You are stuck to the ground, your whole family is stuck to the ground!"

"Heh..." Yehuangmo chuckled, raised his hand and took a few sips of wine, but didn't speak again.

"He's started to move." Hua Yuejing sat down beside Ye Huangmo, took a few sips from the wine bottle next to him to keep warm.

"I know." Yehuangmo replied.

"What are you going to do?"

"Aren't you the God's Chosen One? He's the one you need to deal with, why ask me?" Ye Huangmo raised an eyebrow.

"I'm sorry, but you are the new God's Chosen Son." Hua Yuejing smiled treacherously: "Come on, come on, be good, tell Uncle are you very excited and excited? God's Chosen Son, such a high-end atmosphere noun……"

"Brother, Xiaobai is very scared." Yehuangmo said suddenly.

Hua Yuejing was silent for a long time, then said, "I know."

Yehuangmo sighed: "I hope you know, brother."

"It's unavoidable, you know she has to go through this, otherwise she won't be able to fight against that person." Hua Yuejing replied.

"I know, brother."

"Huang Mo, I hope you know."

"Has that person already started to act? This time, where is his target?" Yehuangmo stood up and asked.

"Feng Qing. This time his sword is pointing at Feng Qing." Hua Yuejing replied: "Huang Mo, from the day I send Xiaobai to you, it means that the secret that has been silent for thousands of years will soon be revealed. open."

"How long do we have to hide from her?" Yehuangmo asked.

"I don't know." Hua Yuejing said, "When the time comes, I will tell her all the truth."

Yehuangmo nodded, turned around and left, the hair behind her drew a resolute arc in the cold wind.

Hua Yuejing sighed rarely, her eyes full of sadness.

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