Hilarious Gongxue

"Muhahahaha..." Mo Bai laughed wildly while holding the military book.

Jiang Jinyue and Ye Qingchen sat down silently drinking tea.

"Xiaobai just came out of the lunatic asylum, right?" Ye Qingchen looked disgusted: "It really is a lolita with an uncle's heart."

"..." Jiang Jinyue looked at Ye Qingchen pityingly, and continued to drink tea without speaking.

The military letter in Mo Bai's hand hit Ye Qingchen's nose without hesitation, almost smashing the bridge of Ye Qingchen's tall nose.

"Xiaobai, you are really good at it." Ye Qingchen covered his nose and hummed softly.

Mo Bai hugged his chest: "You can speak, why can't I do it?"

"..." Ye Qingchen could only silently cover his nose and not speak.

"Xiaobai has figured out a way?" Jiang Jinyue took a sip from her teacup.

Mobai's smile grew bigger and bigger: "Jiang Jinyue, you are right, everything comes from change, and this mandarin duck formation also needs to change."

Jiang Jinyue raised her eyebrows: "How does Xiaobai plan to change?"

Mo Bai smiled mysteriously: "Well, hehe, anyway, Leng Xiaoxiao will suffer."

Jiang Jinyue was taken aback, does this little girl still want to keep it a secret?

Ye Qingchen covered his nose and said in a muffled voice, "Don't Xiaobai believe us?"

"Of course not." Mo Bai smiled: "Isn't this just thinking of giving you a little surprise?"

Jiang Jinyue smiled slightly: "Then I really want to take a good look at the surprise Xiaobai has prepared."

Mo Bai threw down the military letter: "Where's Yehuangmo?"

"It's still on the snow mountain..." Jiang Jinyue murmured.

"Oh, then I'll look for him, it's already dark, and it will be more embarrassing if I can't see the road clearly and fall into the toilet." Mo Bai looked up at the sky, the sun was setting, just like many years ago .

"..."

Mo Bai walked up the snow mountain looking for a path, and when he reached the top of the snow mountain, he only saw scattered wine bottles and traces of some people's activities.

"Yehuangmo is gone?" Mo Bai frowned, looking at the mess all over the place, Yehuangmo had gone for a while too, right?Why didn't you go back to Shenglong Pavilion?Did he really fall into the toilet?So what should she do now?Search all the huts and dig out dung to save people?

Mo Bai shook his head, shaking off the evil thoughts in his mind.

Looking at the dark sky, Mo Bai gradually became uneasy.Could it be that he was drunk and fell down?No, it's so high, if you find it, it's definitely not a corpse, it's ice slag, what the hell.

Mo Bai nervously probed down, but there was no sign of falling.

You won't join the missing squad, will you?Mo Bai's heart suddenly rose, and his first thought was: "What should I do if Yehuangmo is gone?"

After thinking about it, he slapped himself twice: "He's worthless, he just left, you still expect him to make a living?"

"Well, Xiaobai's performance is really disappointing." Ye Huangmo walked out with a chuckle, still holding a jug of wine in her hand, her face was a little unnaturally red, and her pair of firefly eyes were a little confused.

"Damn it, you really got yourself drunk." Mo Bai had no choice but to go over to support Ye Huangmo: "Let's go, let's go home."

Yehuangmo stood up: "Let's go home? Huh?"

Mo Bai slapped his forehead, this seems a bit wrong?

"But, Xiaobai, I don't have a home." Ye Huangmo muttered to herself while lying on Mobai's shoulder: "Xiaobai, I don't have a home..."

Mo Bai frowned, and helped Ye Huangmo to sit down by himself: "Drink, drink, drink to death, you big idiot, okay, you've been tricked by yourself now? If I don't come up with something tonight, I'll follow Your surname is Ye, Muhahahahahaha..."

Yehuangmo seemed to sense the imminent danger, and her handsome eyebrows frowned.

"Xiao Mo, what the hell is that guardian?" Mo Bai used the gentlest voice in her life.

"Well, what the hell..." Yehuangmo repeated.

"..." Mo Bai continued his efforts: "Hey, tell my sister, what is a guardian?"

If Mo Bai could look in the mirror, she would know that the most obscene expression in her life has passed.

"Well, the guardian is..." Comrade Yehuangmo said slowly, "How do I know..."

"..." Mo Bai patted his forehead: "Yehuangmo, you are really drunk..."

"No, I'm not drunk..." Yehuangmo still maintained the posture of leaning his head on Mo Bai's shoulder, and spoke vaguely, the corners of his lips curled up evilly where Mo Bai could not see.

Mo Bai gritted his teeth: "Comrade Xiao Ye, then please tell my sister what you know?"

"Well, yes, yes..." Ye Huangmo muttered: "Jiang Jinyue is a jerk... Ye Qingchen is also a jerk... Qing Yu is simply a fighter among the jerks..."

"..." I didn't ask you to say this, hey!

"Well, thirsty..." Yehuangmo pouted softly, it was not too provocative like that.

Mo Bai smiled: "Thirsty?"

"Hmm." Yehuangmo nodded while grabbing Mobai's dress.

"Hold on!" Mo Bai said viciously, "Where can I find water for you in the wilderness?"

Yehuangmo rubbed against Mobai's shoulder twice, the neckline was slightly opened, "accidentally" revealing the delicate collarbone and chest as smooth as white jade.

Mo Bai's forehead immediately felt hot...

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" Mo Bai hastily wiped his nose with his sleeve, turned his head away from looking at the spring scenery, and stretched out his hands to grab Ye Huangmo's skirt to tidy up his clothes.

Yehuangmo pulled it casually, and his belt "accidentally" slipped off, well, now the lower half of his chest was exposed.

Mo Bai almost wanted to cry, but who knew that our eldest son Mo Da had a habit of taking off his clothes after getting drunk ahhhhhhhh!

What is she going to do now?Is it okay to knock me out with a brick or do it first?No, no, no, I'm still a pure little loli, how could I have such an idea?Or find a brick to be more reliable...

But Mo Shizi didn't have time to find a brick for Mo Bai, so he turned over "at will" and pressed Mo Bai under him, and his thin lips "accidentally" touched Mo Bai's cherry lips...

A deep kiss...

Mo Bai looked at Ye Huang Mo's blurred eyes and his slightly ruddy lips, and was speechless for a while, what does this prove?He even dreamed of molesting her? !This is too scary...

"Well, water..." Ye Huangmo frowned, and he was about to press it up again. Mo Bai was startled: "Wait, water, right? Look for it now, don't get excited, don't get excited..."

After Mo Bai searched and settled Yehuangmo in the small cave, he ran out to find water.

This is a snow mountain, water is the most indispensable thing, Mo Bai melted some snow water with the temperature of his hands and brought it to Yehuangmo.

When Yehuangmo's lips touched the icy snow, she opened her eyes slightly, and grabbed Mobai's hand without a trace with both hands, and put it in her palm.If the internal energy is sent to warm Mo Bai now, then he will definitely be discovered, and the consequences, tsk tsk, he will probably be thrown away.So I had no choice but to use my own body temperature to warm Mobai's cold little hands, and I was also annoyed in my heart, why did I say I was thirsty?It would be great if he just said that he took the medicine and directly dismantled Mobai into his stomach.

Of course, Comrade Yehuangmo only dared to dream about this dream.

Mo Bai sighed, looked at the quiet Yehuangmo, and started her second round of questioning, but she knew that Yehuangmo belonged to the kind of brat with a very low sense of security, and couldn't get out high-level secrets. Then the best thing to do is to settle for the next best thing, ordinary ones are also fine, we are not very picky people!

"Yehuangmo, where is the Huayue Mirror?" Mo Bai asked cautiously.

"At..." Ye Huangmo paused, "...forgot."

"..." Mo Bai gritted her teeth, if it wasn't for Ye Huangmo's blurry eyes, she would really think that Ye Huangmo was playing tricks on her...

"Xiaobai..." Ye Huangmo frowned and called softly.

"I'm here." Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "Don't you just want a few words from you? Pulling it so tightly, it's like asking for your belt..."

"..." Actually, I would still like to bring you the waistband of my trousers.

"Yehuangmo, what kind of person are you?" Mo Bai looked at Yehuangmo's drunken appearance, and muttered to himself: "Every time you get close, you will feel at ease. When you were young, you really protected me. It hurt me a lot, right?"

"Although I don't know if I like you." Mo Bai frowned: "But I think you are very different to me, not at all different from Ye Qingchen, Jiang Jinyue and the others."

Hearing Ye Huang Mo's words, the corners of Ye Huang Mo's lips curled up slightly, and Xiao Bai took the initiative to admit that he was different from her, a good sign!

"..." Mo Bai's face was blank: "If I'm not mistaken, Yehuangmo, you just smiled, didn't you?"

Yehuangmo was sweating coldly, and Mobai's tone carried the sound of grinding his teeth.

"Well, Xiaobai, I was wrong." Comrade Ye Huangmo pressed Mo Bai under him instantly, opened a pair of red phoenix eyes and smiled.

Mo Bai had a face full of shit, his body was pressed down by Ye Huangmo, and he couldn't move his hands and feet, so Mo Bai could only grit his teeth and say, "This is your attitude of admitting your mistake?!"

Yehuangmo said with a light smile, "I'm afraid you'll hit me."

"..." Mo Bai suddenly smiled sinisterly: "Let go of me, I won't hit you."

"You will kill me." Comrade Ye Huangmo was very self-aware: "I will be thrown out."

Mo Bai was startled, then smiled slyly: "Have you even thought about the end?"

Yehuangmo felt wronged: "Xiaobai, I was wrong, can I stop domestic violence..."

"Hmph, just admit your mistake and it's over?" Mo Bai looked at the handsome face who was close at hand.

"But, domestic violence is bad..." Yehuangmo lowered her head, her eyes filled with tears.

"Wow, shit, shit!" Mo Bai exclaimed, "Yehuangmo, you, you, you, you! Your acting skills are a little exaggerated!"

"Really?" Ye Huangmo frowned, closed her eyes lightly, closed and opened her butterfly-like eyelashes, and tears covered her eyes.

"..." Fuck, this acting skill is really a bit of a waste of money to put it here.

"Get up..." Mo Bai said weakly, "You are so heavy..."

"Then you promise me that you won't do domestic violence."

"You are a hooligan, you have the final say..."

Yehuangmo let go of Mobai contentedly.

Mo Bai slapped him with a slap.Yehuangmo covered his face, and complained with aggrieved expression: "Say it's not domestic violence!"

"Really? Did I tell you? When did it happen? Why didn't I know?" Mo Bai pouted.

Yehuangmo lamented, he seemed to have forgotten that what Xiaobai is best at is cheating.

"Xiaobai." Ye Huangmo said, "I have traveled the longest road in my life..."

"Ok?"

"It's your trick!"

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