Hilarious Gongxue

The next day, when Mo Bai and Ye Huangmo appeared in front of the door of Shenglong Pavilion, everyone in the pavilion was erupting.

"Why didn't Master Shao and Ye Shizi return overnight? Why did Ye Shizi's eyes fill with tears? Why did Master Shao look dissatisfied with his desires? Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality? Please watch tonight into science... ...Oh no, adultery will...forget it, it will be a story meeting..."

"Headline of the Holy Dragon Pavilion! The story that the Young Pavilion Master and Lan Jin Ye Shizi have to tell!"

"..."

"Yehuangmo, you are a little too hasty..." Jiang Jinyue looked at Yehuangmo: "I didn't expect you to be so hungry and thirsty, you are not as good as a beast! Xiaobai is still a child!"

Yehuangmo: "..."

Mo Bai: "..."

"Tut tsk tsk." Ye Qingchen was heartbroken: "How can you be so dissolute! This kind of thing can only be done in a small black room! You are so! You are so disappointed! I am so disappointed in you!"

Yehuangmo: "..."

Mo Bai: "..."

"By the way, you didn't kill anyone, did you?" Ye Qingchen said cryptically, "Do you want to see a doctor? I think it's better to just prescribe an anti-fetal medicine?"

Yehuangmo: "..."

Mo Bai: "..."

"Jiang Jinyue, what should we do now?" Ye Qingchen turned his head to look at Jiang Jinyue.

"I..." Jiang Jinyue's face was blank: "I haven't done anything, how do I know?!"

"Hey, don't you belong to the naughty face shop?" Ye Qingchen asked, "Don't you have any protective measures?"

"We sell our bodies but not our art... Bah, we were spoiled by Xiaobai, why don't we sell our art instead of our body!" Jiang Jinyue rolled his eyes.

"Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!" Mo Bai shuddered alone: ​​"Will you flush out the dirty things in your mind? Yehuangmo and I still have revolutionary feelings, and we didn't do anything okay?"

"Then why is the corner of your mouth broken?" Ye Qingchen asked.

"I bit it myself!" Mo Bai gritted his teeth.

"Why is Yehuangmo's clothes torn?" Jiang Jinyue sighed, "Xiaobai, this is your fault. We, Yehuangmo, are delicate and weak and easy to overthrow a little beauty. You are so rude. What if it breaks?"

Mo Bai: "..." Did he tore up your letter himself?

"Get out!" Ye Huangmo frowned: "You are delicate and weak and easy to push down!"

Mo Bai: "..." Is this the point? !

"So, what did you guys do last night?" Jiang Jinyue looked like a mother-in-law.

"..." Mo Bai took a deep breath: "I went up to the mountain to look for him last night, and he became drunk like an idiot, but I didn't have the strength to help this idiot back and continue! It's what you saw."

Ye Qingchen looked disbelieving: "Then why are you guilty?"

"Where am I guilty?"

"Then why are you talking so fast?"

"Where is the speed of my speech?"

"Isn't it fast without punctuation?"

"Where am I without punctuation?"

"Where you have a guilty conscience, you don't use punctuation."

"Where am I guilty?"

"Where you don't use punctuation marks, you have a guilty conscience."

"Where am I without punctuation?"

"you……"

"Fuck, are you finished?!" Jiang Jinyue raised his forehead.

"What happened to me and Xiaobai, doesn't it seem like you have nothing to do with it?" Ye Huangmo raised his eyebrows lightly: "If you don't want to be beaten, get out, you guys are really annoying..."

Jiang Jinyue, Ye Qingchen: "..."

"Look, you guys are very annoying when you grow up. Why do you have so many problems every day?"

Jiang Jinyue Ye Qingchen: "..."

"Take care, take care of your sister, do you care, are you the Pacific Police? Are you so lenient?"

Jiang Jinyue Ye Qingchen: "..."

Ye Huangmo frowned: "Why don't you speak?"

Jiang Jinyue and Ye Qingchen said in unison: "We find you annoying..."

Yehuangmo: "..."

Jiang Jinyue and Ye Qingchen said in unison again: "Wait a minute, you don't slap someone in the face, it hurts your self-esteem!!!"

Mo Bai is helpless, why are there so many two hundred and five around him?Is she a two hundred and five summoner?

Jiang Jinyue touched her swollen right eye: "Xiaobai, I'm going first."

Mo Bai: "Oh."

Ye Qingchen held his nose: "Xiaobai, then I'll go first too, you guys chat slowly, chat slowly..."

Yehuang Mo swept over: "Didn't you say go first, so much nonsense?"

Ye Qingchen quickly dodged, turned around and ran away without saying a word.

Mo Bai: "..."

Yehuangmo: "..."

"I didn't expect you to have violent attributes." Mo Bai looked at Ye Huang Mo Youyou and said.

Yehuangmo immediately changed into a young daughter-in-law: "Where is that..."

Mo Bai: "...you are a cheap person, everyone says you have violent attributes, why do you ask me?"

Yehuangmo: "..." Am I being polite?

Mo Bai rolled his eyes, and instead of talking nonsense with Ye Huangmo, he turned around and headed towards the barracks.

There was no such thing as a military barracks in Shenglong Pavilion, and the disciples of Shenglong Pavilion all had their own residences and departments, but because of Leng Xiaoxiao's intrusion, Mo Bai had no choice but to send them away in order to mobilize their mobility. The disciples of Shenglongge who were like sand gathered together and used them as an army.

So when Mo Bai came to the barracks, he faced a pair of curious big eyes.

Sure enough, the places where people live together are the places where gossip prevails.

"Young Pavilion Master, I heard that you didn't come home last night?"

"..."

"Young Pavilion Master, I heard that Ye Shizi's clothes were all torn when he came back this morning?"

"Oh~~~~" Everyone booed.

"..."

"Young Pavilion Master, I don't know how it feels to hold such a beautiful little beauty under your body?"

"..."

"Young Pavilion Master..."

"Shut up!" Mo Bai gritted his teeth word by word: "Are you eighth wives?!"

"If we say yes, can the Young Pavilion Master reveal a little bit of the inside story to us?"

"impossible."

"Then we are not."

"..." Mo Bai supported his forehead: "Want to know the inside story?"

"Think about it!" Everyone clasped their hands together, looking like stars, their gossip was clearly revealed.

"Okay, follow me out of the city, force Leng Xiaoxiao and others to retreat, and I'll tell you the inside story." Mo Bai folded his hands on his chest.

"Really?"

"When did I lie to you?"

So the inexplicable agreement was reached, and Mo Bai led the gossip army to stand in front of Leng Xiaoxiao's army camp.

"Come on, let's play the mourning!" With one stroke of Mobai's spear, a sonorous and forceful voice fell.

The disciples of Shenglong Pavilion were very happy. After a song of sorrow and joy, Leng Xiaoxiao came out with a dark face and the remaining remnants. Although they were remnants, their numbers were much more than Mo Bai.And so a ridiculous conversation ensued:

Leng Xiaoxiao's face darkened: "Mo Bai, what do you mean?"

Mo Bai: "Nothing interesting, just meaning."

Leng Xiaoxiao: "What do you mean?"

Mo Bai: "It's not interesting, it's just meaning."

Leng Xiaoxiao: "What do you mean by nothing?"

Both armies: "..." Damn, are you still fighting? !

The two armies faced each other, Mo Bai formed a mandarin duck formation as before, and Leng Xiaoxiao formed a one-character formation.

The mandarin duck formation is a powerful formation, but after all, there are eleven people. To be effective, a certain amount of space is needed, and Leng Xiaoxiao focuses on the large number of people. Once the formation is arranged, it takes up most of the space. The formation could not be deployed, and the battle situation was at a stalemate, so Mo Bai issued a second order:

"Change formation!"

In an instant, the formation of mandarin ducks changed suddenly, and the formation began for the first time.

The two formations behind the captain were divided into five formations. The wolf soldiers stepped forward and lined up with the shields to form the first line of defense. The two long gunmen followed behind, and the short swordsmen stood behind and began to fight independently.

This formation was adapted by General Qi Jiguang from the Yuanyang Formation. It is called the Five Elements Formation and is mainly used for fighting in narrow areas.It seems that Qi Jiguang has encountered the same embarrassing situation as Mo Bai.

After all, it is easier to do things with fewer people. Five people are much more flexible than eleven people. The cold little army wields long knives and can neither attack nor defend against the five-element formation. Immediately they were pierced by spears. Although many people screamed with knives and fought to the death, they had nothing to gain except a few more holes in their bodies.

So they decided to run away, and at this moment, Mo Bai gave the order again, and the formation began to change for the second time.

.The wolf soldier stepped forward quickly, surpassed all his companions, and stood in front of the team. The two spearmen followed closely behind him. The shield and short swordsmen stood on the sides of the spearmen to protect their flanks.Under the leadership of the wolf soldiers, the formation began to launch a pursuit.

This is the second variation of the mandarin duck formation. Its name is the Sancai formation. It is mainly used for charging and attacking, or chasing when the enemy retreats.

Of course, for Leng Xiaoxiao's army, it doesn't matter if the formation remains the same.

As a result, Leng Xiaoxiao's army broke up one after another. Leng Xiaoxiao stood behind in a battle robe, and drew a horizontal line on the ground with the spear in his hand: "Whoever quits this line, be decisive!"

However, maybe because Leng Xiaoxiao is a woman, no one listens to her orders, the Five Elements Formation and the Three Talents Formation are awesome, if they don't run away, they will definitely die.

But Leng Xiaoxiao knows that this is the last battle, this is the last battle!

Even if you lose, you have to lose beautifully.

At the beginning, the soldiers ignored Leng Xiaoxiao and ran out of Leng Xiaoxiao's boundary. Unexpectedly, Leng Xiaoxiao was also a vicious master. With a swipe of his spear, the soldiers fell to the ground and died.

The soldiers gasped, their only thought at this point was that the bitch was crazy.

"Kill!" Leng Xiaoxiao uttered a word coldly.

The soldiers had no choice but to turn around and fight back. Leng Xiaoxiao was crazy, and they were also crazy. Anyway, they were all dead. All the soldiers fought with all their strength. Mo Bai was also terrified, she didn't expect Leng Xiaoxiao to Regardless of the lives and deaths of tens of thousands of people, they have to compete with her.Mo Bai realized that this might be the last battle of this war.

Mo Bai looked at Leng Xiaoxiao in the crowd, dressed in a war robe, red with blood, his eyes were determined and sad.

"Leng Xiaoxiao, why are you doing this? You lost this war." Mo Bai looked at Leng Xiaoxiao in front of him, saying every word.

The battle lasted for three days, Leng Xiaoxiao's army was completely annihilated, Mobai's side was not much better, only a few dozen of the nine hundred people survived, and many died of exhaustion after the war was over.

Mo Bai inexplicably felt a trace of sadness.

Leng Xiaoxiao looked at Mo Bai: "Yes, I lost again, are you happy?"

Mo Bai frowned: "No, we all lost."

"Hahahahahaha, Mo Bai, no matter what, I want you to be buried with me today!" Leng Xiaoxiao suddenly laughed, and his battle robe was torn in the wind.

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