Hilarious Gongxue

The three of Chen Fu have been beheaded for public display, Li Xiao died, and Xu Shi'an has brought disaster to the world.

Xu Shi'an won, really won, no one can stop his footsteps anymore, Lord Shoufu is happy, happy, there is no need to cover up corruption, the world is better.

However, Xu Shoufu forgot about one person. This person was once promoted by Li Xiao to the third rank, but after Li Xiao's death, he didn't move at all. He was as quiet as stagnant water.

Of course, at this time, Mo Bai was indeed not worthy of attention. Although she was a third-rank official, it was easy for Xu Shoufu to kill her. After all, even the first-rank Li Xiao became his defeat.

Others can start over if they fail, but Li Xiao can't. Once he fails, he will face death.

Likewise, Mobai doesn't work either.

She is waiting, waiting for an opportunity, exposing herself too early will only put herself in a desperate situation, this is the first thing she has learned in this Fengqing officialdom-until your enemy is completely defeated, never All cards can be shown.

The days went by like this day by day, Mo Bai was flat, flattering Xu Shi'an in every possible way, Xu Shi'an said one thing, she would never say another, Xu Shi'an went east, she would never go west, everything was based on the orders of Mr. Shoufu , What Master Xu said is the truth, and what Master Xu did was right.

She endured the humiliation, and what she got in return was a memorial full of scolding.

But Xu Shi'an was on the contrary, he liked this obedient subordinate very much, anyway, those memorials were in his hands in the end. Although Mo Bai was notorious, he kept getting promoted, from the third rank to the first rank, the crown prince and Taibao.

The crown prince Taibao is similar to Lan Jin's young master, that is, he enters the palace to study and teach the prince and princes to study.

It seems that Xu Shi'an really thinks highly of her because she is easy to control.

But Xu Shi'an will soon find out that this obedient subordinate who satisfies him is not so easy to control, on the contrary, she is the most difficult to control.

Xu Jingfeng has a clear understanding of this point, and persuaded Xu Shi'an several times to beware of Mo Bai, but it may be that Mo Bai's behavior is too obedient and too cowardly, which made our classmate Xu Shoufu believe that she is a genius A sycophant who flatters and believes in it.

Taifu Li has the kindness to know Mo Bai, so he can be regarded as half a teacher no matter what.The teacher was killed by someone, but she didn't even dare to fart. If it's not cowardice, what is it?

Xu classmate will soon know the fatal blow brought to him by this cowardly man.

The thing is like this, Comrade Feng Qing dispatched [-] troops to fight the Blue Brocade Army, isn't it? hit?When our blue brocade army is all sick cats?

Well, the battle started, and it was very lively. I have to say that Zhao Miao is indeed a rare general. He dragged [-] old, weak, sick and disabled to fight with Lan Jin's [-] elite soldiers.

But what happened next was funnier.

Feng Qing's general, Zhao Miao, was tied back after being beaten, and he was chopped off with a single knife. Now it's fun, no one leads the army, no one gives advice, let these [-] illiterates fight against other [-] elites?Isn't this pure nonsense?Who is willing to risk their lives like this?So Feng Qing's army should walk and run, anyway, just ignore it, and the Hetao area fell.

Lan Jin's army is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Seeing Feng Qing's army run away, we chased after them until we reached the river boundary.

Because this place is already close to the capital of Fengqing, it seems unethical to bring a [-] army into another country, so the Lanjin army set up camp in the Hejie area.

If you don't fight wars, you still have to rob, not to mention that the river border is close to the imperial capital, which is much more prosperous than the place where the birds don't shit in Hetao. When will you not rob now?As a result, the people in the Hejie area suffered a lot. They locked their doors tightly every day, and they had to worry all day long that they would suddenly be barged in by the blue brocade army that day, and their wives and daughters would be gone.

It seems that things like robbing civilian women are not done by the orthodox army, but who said that this army is an orthodox army?This [-] army was organized by the bandits Zhao'an who were frightened by the beating in Lanjin territory, because the Hetao area is really barren, so sending elite soldiers to guard a piece of land that dogs don't care about, isn't it a waste?So Ye Hancheng sent this [-] troops to garrison.

These people are originally from bandits, and they can do everything bandits can do, and they do it very smoothly.

The soldiers stationed in the River Boundary area are not elite soldiers, old, weak, sick and disabled, anyone who can stand up and walk can join the army.

What else?Feng Qing's [-] elite soldiers are all folded in Shenglong Pavilion, and Feng Qing's women are not sows, so who gave you so many good men to protect your family and country all of a sudden?So the only way to make up the numbers is to lower the recruitment requirements.

This way of recruiting soldiers, the soldiers brought out can only be seen, not touched, and the gold is very expensive.It will collapse at the first touch, and it will be scattered when it is hit. It has never taken the initiative to attack, and has always taken the initiative to retreat.

So the prefect of Hejie couldn't hold on anymore, and sent a letter to the capital overnight, asking for more reinforcements.

This is worth a look, you want to send more troops, yes, the army is not the problem, the problem is that there is no army.

As mentioned above, Feng Qing is already a strong bow and crossbow, and there is no one left.You can't expect Feng Qing to go into battle in armor, and you can't expect Xu Shi'an and Xu Shoufu to suddenly find out.

There was a lot of trouble in the river boundary, and Feng Qing had to ask the gods for leave first, and went out to go to court early.

"My dear friends, what's your opinion on the River Boundary?" His Excellency the Emperor asked, "Who would send troops to recover the River Boundary?"

There was a sound, and no one responded.

Isn't this a joke?Master Zhao Miao's lesson is still ahead, who wants to stay away from the capital and send troops to foreign wars?At that time, you don't know who took the opportunity to trick you, and it would not be fun to be dragged back and beheaded after hitting you.

Feng Qing's deeds have chilled the hearts of all the ministers, now no one will stand up and say stupid things about protecting the family and the country, and it is a big deal to be able to get along safely to a natural death.

No one spoke, so Xu Shoufu spoke, but what he said was not a rhetoric about defending the country's territorial rights to the death, but a very hooligan sentence.

"Your Majesty, these are just a group of hungry thieves. They will leave naturally after looting. Don't worry about it, Your Majesty."

In Xu Shoufu's view, only his own glory and wealth are the most important, and other people will die when they die, and they will be robbed if they are robbed. Anyway, it has nothing to do with him.

Mobai finally became angry. Putting aside personal grievances, this is actually what the chief minister of the court said!But it's not her turn to speak here, she can only press her lips tightly and stand aside.

Feng Qing was not so easy to fool, he beckoned and asked a general to lead an army of [-] to support him.

This general is Sun Jian.

Sun Jian has many characteristics, such as false military reports, corruption, and bullying. Anyway, in a word, this person is a complete hooligan.

Hooligans can only fight in groups and send them to fight, the effect is...

When Sun Rogue went to count the number of troops, he found a very interesting problem - originally the number of guards in the capital should be around 30, but due to Feng Qing's inattentiveness over the past few years, Feng Qing's number of guards in the capital has dropped sharply It reached 15, but when Sun Hooligan went to recruit soldiers, there were 15 troops in the army, and basically he was old enough to enter a nursing home. Sun Hooligan has also invaded the government for many years. It's ten thousand, but you reported 15, and the military pay that was issued was also 10. After paying the military pay of [-] soldiers, the remaining [-] military pay fell into your pocket.

Xu Shi'an is really greedy and insane, but Sun Hooligan has no time to deal with anti-corruption matters. They are all coming to the door. You have to beat them back, so Sun Hooligan brought the [-] old, weak, sick and disabled Headed towards the river boundary area.

It didn't take long to fight, and the [-]-strong army was cut in half. Sun Rogue was so anxious that he didn't even feel at ease in the latrine.

It can be regarded as quick wit, Sun Rogue thought of a "good" way.

He sent someone to tell the generals of Lan Jin's army: Don't you just want money?I'll just give it to you, how much price do you think you can retreat?

General Lan Jin was very happy after hearing this, and promised that if you give us money, we will leave.

Well, the money has been paid, and Lan Jin's generals have kept their promises and led the troops to withdraw from the Hejie area.

The enemy is gone, the world is quiet, this is really the most peaceful war in history, Sun Rogue hastened to write a letter about how he retreated bravely, and finally drove the enemy out of the house...

But not long after, Sun Rogue finally knew what a real hooligan was.

General Lan Jin only said to withdraw troops, not to withdraw home.

General Lan Jin withdrew from the Hejie area and walked towards the north gate.

That direction is the direction of Fengqing Imperial Capital. In his opinion, a general guarding the river boundary is so cowardly, the ruler must not be much better, and he can still take the opportunity to make a fortune there.

Rogue Sun knew that Lan Jin's army was scared out of his wits when they were heading towards Fengqing's imperial capital, so he rushed towards Fengqing desperately, wanting to stop Lan Jin's army first.

You can't do your best, otherwise, when General Lan Jin negotiated with Feng Qing, he might suddenly say: "When I was negotiating with the generals in the Hejie area, the price was..."

That would really be the end, but Sun Rogue is not far from the end now, because he missed this fast-moving blue brocade general.

When the blue brocade general came to the capital, he was stunned by the prosperity here.

When he was a bandit, this general was only in the wilderness and did not dare to go to the imperial capital to rob. Later, he was recruited and sent to the Hetao area, which is a place where birds don't shit. It can be said that he has never seen it in his life. What a big world.Now that I'm in Fengqing Imperial Capital, it's like a devil entering a village. If you can grab it, you can grab it, if you can't, you can grab it anyway. Anyway, you are addicted to robbery.

Here, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and Ye Hancheng can't control it. If you don't want to be unrestrained at this time, when will you wait?

As a result, Rogue Sun panicked, and quickly sent a generous gift, and went to see Mr. Xu Shi'an, asking him to give him an idea.

Xu Shi'an used money to do things, and he told Sun Jian very seriously: "Don't send troops, just stay."

"How can we do without sending troops? Is it possible that the Lanjin army will burn, kill and loot? Is there any way for me to survive?" When Sun Rogue heard this suggestion, he was also confused for a while. What kind of wishful thinking is Master Xu planning?

But Xu Shian told Sun Hooligan very sincerely: "If you launch a counterattack, you may lose the battle. If you lose the battle on the border, you can lie about the military situation and pretend to be the leader of the army, but this is at the feet of the emperor. When they finish looting, they will naturally go back, and we don't have to bear any responsibility at that time."

Sun Jian can be regarded as an old fritter who has been in the officialdom for many years. He is not so easy to fool. The emperor said that if he didn't send troops, he would definitely die without a place to bury him when the emperor investigated him.

But Xu Shi'an's first assistant patted his chest and assured him: "Don't worry, I'm here to keep you safe."

Later facts proved that Xu Shoufu's package was too small to wipe his ass.

So Rogue Sun went home and waited. He believed that Lord Shoufu would keep him safe. He waited and waited until the emperor found out that General Lan Jin was still looting in the capital, but no soldiers went out to stop him.

Now it's all right, the emperor is angry, Sun Rogue probably will not escape death.

But Rogue Sun has no fear, because in his heart, Mr. Shoufu must have a way to rescue him.

Xu Shi'an is also very kind. When Sun Rogue was in prison, he often asked someone to tell him that as long as he waits, I will definitely rescue you.

Rogue Sun waited and waited in the prison until he went to the execution ground and did not see Xu Shoufu move. Facing the glaring sword, Sun Jian finally reacted, but now he can only raise his head to the sky and scream: "Xu Shi'an Misunderstand me!"

Yes, Xu gangster cheated Sun gangster, gangster cheated gangster, this is really the most interesting political method in history.

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