Hilarious Gongxue

Mo Bai's opportunity has come, the Emperor's anger has reached its peak, and Xu Shoufu's blind retreat has aroused the Emperor's disgust.

Mo Bai launched her attack.

On this day, when Xu Shoufu was still talking eloquently: "This is just a bunch of hungry thieves...", Mo Bai finally spoke.

"This gang of thieves burned, killed, looted, and did all kinds of evil. How could they be a bunch of hungry thieves?! When the country is dying, how can it sit and wait for death?!"

His Excellency the Emperor gave Xu Shi'an a cold look, and nodded approvingly to Mo Bai frequently.

Xu Shi'an finally realized that the person in front of him was not a pawn that could be easily controlled, but the huge energy contained in the identity of the prince and the protector.

"Where is the tribute letter from General Lan Jin?" The emperor looked at Xu Shi'an coldly.

Xu Shi'an wiped off his sweat and presented the tribute book.

Although this blue brocade general is illiterate, he still knows the basics of diplomacy.As a dispensable general, he could not meet the emperor directly, but had to express his intentions through the tribute letter.

His Excellency the Emperor glanced at Xu Shi'an and asked, "What do you think should be done?"

Xu Shi'an bowed slightly and said, "This is a matter for the Ministry of Rites."

Xu Shi'an said this on the surface to shirk responsibility, but in fact it is very vicious. This is a matter of the Ministry of Rites, that is, Mo Bai's affairs, because Mo Bai's official position is not only the crown prince and Taibao, but her other official position is the Ministry of Rites. .

Everyone should be familiar with it. Many official positions in ancient times were concurrent. One person can do many things. This is called making the best use of everything.

No matter what Mobai said, she would cause trouble for her upper body. If she refused, she would occupy the latrine and ignore things in front of the Ministry of Rites. If the emperor was angry, she would definitely die.

But if she agrees wholeheartedly, it will be even more difficult to handle. To put it bluntly, the issue of paying tribute is a rather embarrassing political issue. The emperor does not want to agree at all. If you agree, you will also offend the Emperor's Longwei.

Mo Bai was silent for a long time, and then she said: "As a minister of the Ministry of Rites, it is my duty to do so."

Xu Shi'an laughed. Of course, he didn't laugh for long, because Mo Bai said the second sentence: "It's just that the issue of paying tribute is a political issue. What the emperor wants to do, I will definitely do it!"

Well, the ball is rolling back.

What can the emperor do alchemy all day long, so he can only turn around and ask Xu Shi'an.

Xu Shoufu panicked. If he could figure out a way, he would have figured it out a long time ago. Would he stand here and mess around with the emperor?

The emperor's eyes gradually turned cold, and he looked at Xu Shoufu who was silent, and turned his head: "Mo Aiqing, what can you do?"

Mo Bai pondered for a long time, then nodded: "Yes!"

His Excellency the Emperor nodded approvingly: "Say it quickly!"

Mo Bai said: "This Lanjin general is a bandit organized by Lanjin Zhao'an. He is used to robbing in the past, and he is fierce and aggressive. The capital is short of troops, so he can't face the enemy head-on. The current plan is to delay the time and issue an edict. , Let all the feudal lords send troops to rescue."

"Then how do you procrastinate?"

"The answer is in this tribute book." Facing the emperor's question, Mo Bai smiled mysteriously.

It turned out that according to the usual practice, this tribute book had to be written in two copies, one in Fengqing Mandarin and the other in Lanjin Mandarin. Later, because it was too cumbersome, it was changed to only write in the language of one country.

The monarchs of the Three Kingdoms didn't talk about this rule. Now, student Mo Bai wants to talk about some rules.

He returned this tribute letter to General Lan Jin, with the excuse that he did not have Lan Jin Mandarin, and hoped that General Lan Jin would show his sincerity in this regard and make up for the share of Lan Jin Mandarin.

General Lan Jin was originally from the countryside, so he didn't understand why he had to write Lan Jin Mandarin?Can you understand it?

But this classmate was afraid that he would be ignorant and didn't understand the rules of diplomacy, so he hurriedly found someone to make up the document.

It takes quite a long period of time to repair documents, ranging from three to four days to eight or nine days at most, because this document not only needs to be written, but also you have to think about how to write it, how to express your requirements tactfully, how to Only then can the words not be worn through.

After all, the so-called diplomacy is to use the most civilized language to say the dirtiest words.

General Lan Jin is filling up the paperwork here, and the vassal king of Fengqing is also here. The so-called vassal king means he has his own military armed forces, produces and sells himself, eats and shits on his own territory, and has no sign of the emperor. A group of people who are not allowed to step into the capital without authorization.

Of course, this is also understandable. Since Zhou Tianzi instituted a system of enfeoffment, although the autonomy and flexibility of the country have been greatly improved, the power of the vassal kings is too large, and they sometimes engage in uprisings or something in the name of the royal family. The banner is bluffing and deceiving everywhere, and I will appear on the stage after you sing, and never let the emperor take a breather.

But when there is no uprising, the emperor's order is still to be obeyed, unless you don't want to mess around.

So when the poor blue brocade general, Pidianpidianer, was finishing the paperwork, he suddenly found several people staring at him, and only then did he realize that he had been tricked.

If you can't beat it, then you can only continue to eat dirt in the Huihetao area.

Fortunately, I also robbed a lot of things in Fengqing Country, so I have made money when I go back.

So after General Lan Jin finished burning, killing and looting, he led his army away.

This is simply Feng Qing's shame, but this shame is only because of Xu Shoufu's timidity and because of Xu Shoufu's selfishness.

The matter was resolved perfectly, and Mo Bai naturally became the biggest contributor.

His Excellency the Emperor is very happy. When His Excellency the Emperor is happy, Lord Mo's official position will rise slowly. His posture is as if he has been drugged.

From the first-rank prince Taibao to the first-rank Taifu, that's right, the position that Li Xiao once sat in.

But Mo Bai didn't sit in this position for long, the emperor transferred her into the cabinet again and became a bachelor. As long as she enters the cabinet, she has entered the center of power.

Originally, Mo Bai wanted to enter the cabinet and become a scholar, but the emperor really thought that Lord Mo's performance this time was too good, and he was saving the country from danger, so Mo Bai soared all the way to the second assistant of the cabinet. .

Only under the first assistant.

Although Xu Shoufu was timid, he didn't make any mistakes (all his mistakes were blamed by others, such as Sun Rogue), so he didn't reward or punish him, but only gave a verbal warning.

Mobai has been promoted and developed, the threshold has been stepped on, and the gift is only melatonin, and those officials who wrote a letter at the slightest disagreement bowed their heads, and Mobai's life is comfortable.

However, the reality told her—want to feel at ease?Just wait, let's settle this matter first.

The thing is like this, before Mo Bai stepped into the Mo Mansion that day, Ye Qingchen surrounded him: "Xiao Bai, something is wrong!"

"What's the matter?" Mo Bai asked as he walked.

"Shen Chenchen... Shen Ming..." Ye Qingchen spoke intermittently, Jiang Jinyue finally couldn't help it, and kicked Ye Qingchen when he came up: "Can you talk well?"

"I, didn't I scare you?" Ye Qingchen cast a sidelong glance at Jiang Jinyue.

"Scared?" Ye Huangmo, who has always been inseparable from Mo Bai except for the court, raised his eyebrows: "Did you find out?"

"Yes!" Ye Qingchen said viciously, "I have discovered Shen Ming's secret!"

"Since you discovered Shen Ming's secret, then I can't keep you..." Yehuangmo narrowed his eyes.

"Do you want to kill people and silence them?" Ye Qingchen asked.

"Well, I didn't mean that. Since you found out that Shen Ming has smelly feet, then you should move out quickly and not live with him." Ye Huangmo tilted her head.

"..."

"Because Shen Ming has foot odor? What's wrong with foot odor?" Mo Bai looked contemptuous: "What's the difference between feet and hands? Let me tell you, feet also have dignity, you can't just because it's wrapped in shoes Take it seriously..."

"..."

Jiang Jinyue kicked Ye Qingchen: "I swear he didn't mean that."

Ye Qingchen: "If you swear, you swear, why did you kick me?!"

Jiang Jinyue cast a contemptuous glance at Ye Qingchen: "Sorry, I'm used to it."

"..." Why is it always him who gets hurt.

"The thing is like this, after you quarreled with Yehuangmo last time, classmate Mo was very angry and slapped Shen Ming..."

Mo Bai glanced sideways at Yehuang Mo, and classmate Mo touched his nose.

"As a result, that guy was still alive and kicking after being sprayed with blood twice and receiving a hundred army sticks."

"..."

"Excluding the possibility that he is a Super Saiyan, we think there may be something wrong with Shen Ming's body..."

"Ye Qingchen wanted to follow him, but I stopped him, but today when Ye Qingchen and I passed by Shen Ming's room, we found that he was bleeding himself..."

"Is that so?" Mo Bai asked.

"En." Jiang Jinyue nodded.

"Well, you big-headed ghost!" Shen Ming's angry roar came from behind: "What's wrong with bleeding yourself?! I didn't drain your blood!"

"That's not sure, if that day you feel that your bleeding is boring and tired of playing, what shall we do?" Ye Qingchen retorted.

Shen Ming glared at Ye Qingchen angrily: "Shut up! You unruly man!"

Ye Qingchen: "..."

"Forget it, since you have found out, then Shen Ming, you should go take a bath quickly, and then you should cut seppuku and hang yourself, don't save face for me!" Ye Huangmo waved his fan with regret.

Shen Ming: "..."

Mo Bai pulled out a blade: "Here, a seppuku knife, a conscientious brand, can see blood right away, absolutely unambiguous."

Shen Ming: "..."

"Okay, then before you do seppuku, tell us why you did the bloodletting?" Jiang Jinyue said, "Didn't you force a Virgo to death?"

"..."

"It's like this." Ye Huangmo said slowly: "Shen Ming comes from a mysterious tribe in Daxue Mountain, so there may be some problems with his blood—for example, it can repel mosquitoes."

Ye Qingchen: "Pfft, the mobile version of Liushen toilet water?"

Shen Ming: "Say! How much advertising fee did you charge Liushen?!"

"..."

"That time, I wanted to use his blood in the room to repel mosquitoes. I used a relatively large amount. I was afraid that he would lose too much blood, so I gave him a bottle of big tonic pills, and the result—"

"What's the result?"

"As a result, he ate too much."

"..."

Shen Ming said pitifully: "Master, it's your fault. It's not good to choose a name. You have to take Dabu Wan, such a name that makes people's blood boil—"

Ye Huangmo had a serious face: "I originally wanted to take Yin Yang Da Bu Pill, but then I deleted it because I found it troublesome."

"It's not about yin and yang, it's Dabuwan! Dabuwan!"

"Is there something wrong with the Dabu pill?" Ye Huangmo looked innocent and innocent: "Isn't replenishing blood considered a big tonic?"

"..." I, Zhao Ritian, were convinced.

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