Hilarious Gongxue

In the Royal Garden, Mo Bai squatted on the ground, picked up a stick, and poked the unknown object on the ground: "You're not dead, are you?"

The handsome man in red looked up tearfully: "Why don't you catch me?"

"Why should I catch you?" Mo Bai blinked with sincerity on his face.

"Because I fell!" The handsome man in red had peach blossom eyes that were as clear as a pool of spring water.

Mo Bai looked at the handsome man in red who was still lying on the ground and refused to get up, and tilted his head: "What do I care?"

"I...you!" The handsome man in red was so angry that his cheeks puffed up, and he sat up, the red clothes were scattered, and he was all over the country: "Do you understand how to be sympathetic and cherish jade?!"

"Understood!" Mo Bai nodded: "But you dropped such a big lump, who knows if it's jade? What if it's a lump of poop?"

"I look like such a disgusting thing?" The handsome man in red glared at Mo Bai in disgust. Those eyes were definitely the purest thing Mo Bai had ever seen, glistening and sparkling.

For no reason, Mo Bai felt that the man in red in front of him was cute, and suddenly became playful: "Then what do you look like?"

"I'm like..." The handsome man in red paused and frowned, as if he was out of words.

"Ahem, I know what you look like!" Mo Bai coughed lightly to hide his smile: "You look like a human!"

"..." The handsome man in red paused for a moment, then said softly, "I am a human being!"

"It was discovered by you!" Mo Bai was very surprised. This man's thinking is too quick, so he reacted?

"So, you're calling me inhuman?!" The handsome man in red looked at Mo Bai, and was about to draw out the soft sword from his waist.

"I'll go, this won't work, draw your sword if you disagree?!" Mo Bai took a step away.

"This is a sword!" the handsome man in red corrected.

"I know you're cheap!"

"You're cheap!" The beautiful man in red came roaring with his soft sword, Mo Bai quickly jumped away, but also cut off the hair in front of Mo Bai's forehead.

"What a fast sword!"

"Fast footwork!"

"...You are cheap!"

"..." Mo Bailei, why can't I explain clearly?

"Wait, wait!" Mo Bai quickly changed the subject: "Didn't you say that there is a good thing on the tree, let's discuss it, and I will help you get it down, how about we shake hands and make peace?"

The handsome man in red supported his head and thought for a while, then nodded: "You hug me up!"

"……why?"

"Because I want to take it myself, I'm afraid you will take it for yourself!"

"Well, Xiaohong, people's hearts, you can't think that way, right? You said that what you say must conform to your cute image, right?" Mo Bai earnestly taught: "Besides, look at me, I'm a good-looking person , Yushu Linfeng, do I look like the kind of person who would take it privately?"

"You don't look like it!" The handsome man in red shook his head, "You are!"

"How do you know that I will steal your things?" Mo Bai said helplessly.

"It looks like everything!" the handsome man in red said seriously.

"Okay, I'll carry you up." Mo Bai had no choice but to accept.

Half an hour later - Mo Bai looked at the handsome man in red happily hugging a bird egg, his face collapsed: "Is this the good thing you said?"

"Yes!" The handsome man in red nodded.

Mo Bai was so angry that he vomited blood, damn it, for this bigger bird egg, she climbed a tree with a man who weighed at least 1.8 kilograms and was [-] meters!After working so hard, I ended up digging out a bird's egg!

"It's really a good thing." Mo Bai snorted: "Give it to me."

"Why? What are you going to do?" The handsome man in red took a step back subconsciously.

"I stewed it to make up for my lost energy!" Mo Bai rushed forward to grab it.

"You beast! It's just a child!" The handsome man in red tightly guarded the bird's egg: "You don't even let the bird's egg go! You bastard!"

"..." Mo Bai bared his teeth: "You are a beast! You are a beast! You are a fighter among beasts! A VIP among beasts!"

"...you go away, I won't let you hurt this poor life!"

"Damn it, dig it all out, just stew it!"

"no!"

So, in the struggle between the two, the bird's egg fell with a snap...

Both of them jumped a step to prevent the blood from splashing on the spot.

"You, you, you..." The handsome man in red pointed at Mo Bai, with a vicious expression on his face.

Mo Bai shrugged: "Blame me, it will be fine if you don't grab it."

"If I don't grab it, I'll be eaten by you!"

Mo Bai stuck out his tongue: "It's better to be eaten by me than to be broken with a snap."

"You beast ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" said the handsome man in red and was about to come and grab Mo Bai, Mo Bai quickly dodged, lowered his head and glanced, what the hell...

Although the egg was broken, no liquid splashed out, and an unknown organism slowly drilled out of it.

At this time, the night had just ended, and only a vague outline could be seen clearly under the dark moonlight followed by the faint moonlight, but this outline would definitely not be the outline of a chick...

"Xiao Hong, Eggy..." Mo Bai pointed at his feet, and stammered, "Damn it, it doesn't look like a bird, what kind of dimensional species is this? Let me go?!"

The handsome man in red looked down, obviously startled, and took a few steps back.

Mo Bai pouted: "Isn't it your baby? What are you doing jumping so far?"

"Your baby looks like that!" The handsome man in red glared at Mobai, then took a closer look, and his tone immediately became strange: "This, this, this... this is a turtle!"

Mo Bai's face immediately became nonsensical: "I'll go, it seems to be really a bastard..."

Longevity, a bastard hatched from a bird's egg!

The handsome man in red swallowed his saliva: "Is this a bird's egg or a turtle's egg?"

"Have you ever seen that turtle crawl into the bird's nest to lay eggs?" Mo Bai followed the handsome man in red and squatted down to look at the little bastard crawling slowly on the ground, cough, turtle.

"Why did a turtle hatch out of that bird's egg?" the handsome man in red asked slowly.

"Either it's mutated, or the egg was put into the nest by mistake by the mother bird." Mo Bai rolled his eyes.

"Hey, can you help me raise it?" The handsome man in red pointed at Wang Ba.

"You don't know how to raise yourself?" Mo Bai pouted, she wasn't ready to raise a bastard yet.

"The queen mother won't let me raise her." The handsome man in red curled his lips, and the silence in his eyes flashed past.

"Mother?" Mo Bai blinked: "You are... the fifteenth prince?"

The handsome man in red nodded weakly.

"..." Mo Bai looked helpless: "Aren't you supposed to be at the dinner party? Why did you come here to pick up bird eggs?"

I have always heard that the fifteenth prince is playful, but seeing him today... the gossip is accurate!

"I don't want to go." The fifteenth prince Feng Ming said: "Concubine Wan Gui and eldest brother are here."

Mo Bai understood that the fifteen princes might have been tortured by those two mothers and sons. In this palace for eighteen years, they were probably shrouded in the shadow of Concubine Wan Gui. If he was not careful, his life might be in danger. Strangers are so sensitive and never hesitate to guess people's hearts in the darkest way, because he grew up in this environment.

In contrast, although Feng Qingyu's life experience is a bit sad, her childhood life is still good, at least you don't have to worry about a knife on your neck in the next moment.

"Help me raise it, okay?" Feng Ming said softly, "Otherwise it will definitely die."

Mo Bai nodded, and put the newly born Wang Ba into his waist: "Let's go, I will take you to the dinner party. If you don't go, it will probably be very troublesome if you are caught by Concubine Wan Gui and her son."

"Who are you, why should I go with you?" Feng Ming had no intention of going with her.

"My name is Mo Bai, first-rank Taifu and second assistant to the cabinet, I will not hurt you." Mo Bai said carefully.

"I know you, you are Mr. Mo who retired from the blue brocade army?" Feng Ming immediately became familiar: "My mother often praises you in front of me!"

"Really." Mo Bai curled his lips, he didn't expect his fame to reach the harem, since the queen knows her, then Concubine Wan Gui... Tsk, she seems to have provoked another extraordinary person.

"Yes, Lord Mo, you are so talented. The queen mother said, if I were half as smart and cunning as you, I wouldn't be crushed by the concubine Wan Gui and her son." Feng Ming said seriously.

"..." Are you sure that the word cunning is used as a compliment?

The two talked while walking, and soon came to the door of the main hall, and there were some cynicism from some two adults inside.

Feng Ming subconsciously stopped in his tracks. He was told that he was not destined for the throne when he was born, and it was not easy to live a good life until now. The empress did not expect him to have the opportunity to enter the vortex of power struggle.Therefore, he knew that the court was dark, and never set foot there.

"Don't be afraid." Mo Bai smiled slightly: "I'm Cifu, I'll cover you."

"Master Mo..."

"Little Hong, are you alienating now? You just think of me as the one who snatches the bird eggs from you, oh no, the one who grabs the tortoise eggs. You don't need to treat me as the second assistant." Mo Bai said.

"But you reminded me just now that you are Cifu." Feng Ming was speechless: "Also, why did you call me Xiaohong?"

"Because of the red dress you are wearing!" Mo Bai took it for granted.

"Then can I call you Xiao Hei?" Feng Min glanced at Mobai's black robe.

"No, you can call me Xiaobai." Mo Bai replied.

"Why Xiaobai?"

"Because I'm white!" Mo Bai looked proud.

"...But I'm not popular!"

"...Xiaohong, the name is just a title, do you know? Don't care so much!" Mo Bai nodded his head and taught, "Is that right, Xiaolu?"

"...Who is Xiaolu?" Feng Ming was taken aback, why did he change his name again?

"It." Mo Bai looked at the bastard who was trying to crawl out from his waist.

"You even chose your name?" Feng Min covered his face.

"No, this is temporary. I don't think this name is too lofty. As my Mobai's pet, it should have a cool and domineering name--I have decided, and I will call it Fengwang Ba, hey-hey."

"..."

"Let's go, let's go in." Mo Bai walked ahead and led the way.

Feng Ming had no choice but to follow.

When he was about to enter the door, Mo Bai felt as if his hand was being pulled, turned his head and saw Feng Ming pursed his lips tightly, his eyes were full of dependence and fear.

Mo Bai frowned, but still didn't have the heart to shake off that hand.

So——the queen was looking anxiously outside the hall, and finally saw the figure of her own son, but he was dragged in by someone.

"My minister pays homage to the emperor, queen, and concubine." Mo Bai slightly bent down.

"The sons and ministers pay homage to the father, the mother, and the imperial concubine." Feng Ming followed Mo Baiyi to draw a ladle.

"Ming'er, why did you come so late?" The queen's beautiful face was full of worry.

"Mother, I..." Feng Min was about to explain, but Mo Bai hurriedly tugged at his hand, Feng Min immediately shut up.

Mobai immediately started her professional career - making mud.

"It is such an emperor, I just went out to drink, and happened to meet the fifteenth prince, so I asked him to accompany me for a walk." Mo Bai said with a smile: "This minister deserves to die, please be punished by the emperor."

"Where, Mo Aiqing has merit, how can you blame Mo Aiqing for such trivial things!" The emperor laughed: "Fifteen, since you are here, please take your seat."

"Oh, thank you, Royal Father." Feng Ming sat down with Mo Bai.

"..." Mo Bai rubbed his forehead, these fifteen princes really don't know anything about court affairs.

"Ming'er, your seat is here, sit down quickly!" The queen's face was a little anxious.

Feng Ming looked at Concubine Wan Gui who was next to that seat, and shook his head.

Mo Bai was helpless: "Queen, I hit it off with the fifteenth prince. The fifteenth prince just wanted to discuss some issues with me. I hope the empress will show her mercy."

"It's okay, Fifteen, you should learn more from Mo Aiqing, hahaha..." His Excellency the Emperor didn't mind.

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Mo Bai smiled politely.

"Heh, hit it off, huh?" A lazy voice came, and Mo Bai broke out in cold sweat. Damn, I forgot that there is a more difficult master.

"Heh, heh..." Mo Bai laughed dryly: "I'll explain when I go back, really, really, I can explain, I have nothing to do with Xiaohong!"

"I still think it's related, huh?" Yehuangmo narrowed his eyes slightly.

"..."

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