Hilarious Gongxue

"Hahaha, Mr. Mo, it's a pleasure to meet you." The Minister of the Ministry of Officials walked over with a smile on his face: "The official said a long time ago that Mr. Mo is a dragon and phoenix among people, and it is only a matter of time before he can reach the top, hahaha... ..."

Mo Bai squinted at the Minister of the Ministry of Officials: "Old Wang?"

"...I didn't expect Mr. Mo to remember Xiaguan, I'm really flattered." Wang Lian, Minister of the Ministry of Officials, smiled triumphantly.

"I don't remember you, I remember Old Wang!" Mo Bai pouted.

"The next official is surnamed Wang!" Wang Lian said.

"...Your surname is Wang?" Mo Bai looked blank: "The king whose one plus one is equal to the king?"

"Although I don't know why one plus one equals the king, but the official's surname is really Wang!" Wang Lian rubbed his head.

"Which king?"

"Wang Lian's king!"

"Which practice?"

"Wang Lian's refining!"

"Oh..." Mo Bai responded meaningfully.

Wang Lian smiled happily: "Your Excellency, do you remember?"

"I have no impression." Mo Bai shook his head.

"..."

"Lord Mo, it's an honor for the emperor to specially host a banquet for you today." Xu Jingfeng was dressed in official uniform as usual, with a heroic air.

"Gay purple!" Ye Huangmo responded when he looked at Xu Jingfeng's purple official uniform.

Xu Jingfeng: "..."

Mo Bai was afraid that Yehuangmo would offend Xu Jingfeng, so he waved his shovel and started making muddy mud: "Hehehe, Mr. Xu, long time no see. This is a bitch with no education. Mr. Xu is a scholar, don't talk to illiterates Angry hahaha..."

Yehuangmo: "..."

"Oh, bitch..." Xu Jingfeng narrowed his peach blossom eyes, nodded meaningfully, then quickly leaned into Mo Bai, and whispered a few words in her ear: "I didn't expect Mrs. Mo to be so kind, tsk, This taste is a bit heavy..."

"..."

Ye Huangmo frowned, and his subordinates were not idle, the small stone shot out, and was about to hit Xu Jingfeng's facade, Xu Jingfeng smiled slightly, turned his head to avoid the hidden attack, the small stone brought a gust of wind, and cut off Xu Jingfeng's face. Jingfeng's hair hanging on his forehead.

Xu Jingfeng narrowed his eyes slightly: "Mrs. Mo, you've done a good job."

Yehuangmo chuckled, "Thank you, thank you."

"I don't know where Mrs. Mo's apprenticeship is?"

"Never mind your business." Ye Huangmo walked over, took Mo Bai's hand and walked into the palace.

Xu Jingfeng looked at Yehuangmo's back with thoughtful eyes.

"Yehuangmo, you are so hung up, does your mother know?" Mo Bai raised his forehead, what to do after offending Xu Jingfeng, although Xu Jingfeng is younger than her, but he has a crushing father!

"I don't care, as long as you know." Yehuangmo snorted coldly.

"..."

"Haha, Yehuangmo is here tonight just looking for abuse. There is still Xu Jingfeng here, and there is Feng Qingyu inside." Ye Qingchen gloated: "Wait, let's see Yehuangmo get jealous tonight." Carnival, hahaha..."

Jiang Jinyue looked at Ye Qingchen with pity: "Qingchen, I think Yehuangmo's hearing is pretty good, what do you think?"

"..." Ye Qingchen swallowed his saliva, looked forward tremblingly, and the oncoming small stone immediately hit his forehead.

"Hey, won't you be stupid?" Shen Ming looked regretful: "It's already stupid enough..."

Before the commotion here was over, another old man in a green official uniform walked towards him: "Hahahaha, Mr. Ye, it's a pleasure to meet you..."

"Oh, nice to meet you." Ye Qingchen rubbed his forehead and grinned.

"Master Ye, what's the matter?"

"It's okay, I hit it."

"..."

"Well, it was just a collision, the gun hit it hahaha..." Shen Ming laughed.

"This is?" The old man sized Shen Ming up and twitched the corners of his mouth. This woman...why is she smiling so...lewdly?

"Oh, bitch." Ye Qingchen glanced resentfully at the enchanting Yehuangmo, then at Shen Ming, who pinched his nostrils, and sighed deeply. Why is the gap between people so big? Woolen cloth? !

"Madam Ye...does she look a little strange?" The old man looked serious.

Ye Qingchen: "..." Jiang is still old and hot, and he really deserves to be a sixth-rank speaker.

Shen Ming: "..." You are the one who looks strange!The information on your household registration book is strange!

"Oh, Mr. Jiang, it's a pleasure to meet you..." The old man saw Jiang Jinyue, who was smiling, and hurriedly greeted him.

"Ahem, nice to meet you." Jiang Jinyue coughed a few times to hide her smile.

On the way into the palace, Mo Bai and his party walked for almost half an hour, because a minister came to say hello every 3 minutes. The content pattern is as follows:

"Oh, Mr. Mo, it's a pleasure to meet you..."

"Happy to meet."

Then pointing at Yehuangmo, "Who is this?"

"Bitch." Mo Bai was already numb.

Yehuangmo, the cheap nephew, smiled cooperatively.

"Mrs. Zun is really beautiful, Mr. Mo is really blessed, hahaha..."

That's it, it's over.

When Mo Bai finally reached the Imperial Garden, he was almost ready to eat.

When Feng Qingyu saw that figure, the anxiety in her eyes was immediately soothed by An Xin, and she hurried up: "Xiaobai, why is it taking so long?"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "Try to see if it takes so long?"

"What's the matter, did Xu Jingfeng make things difficult for you?" Feng Qingyu grabbed Mo Bai's hand, and went to see if there was any injury on her body.

A pair of sharp-boned hands stretched out and patted Feng Qingyu's hand away: "Don't worry about the Thirteenth Prince."

Feng Qingyu frowned, looked up with his hands, and a charming and beautiful face came into his eyes: "Yehuangmo?"

"Hmph." Yehuangmo snorted coldly.

Feng Qingyu couldn't help laughing: "Yehuangmo, why are you dressed like this? Could it be that your sexual orientation has changed qualitatively? Do you want us, Fengqing, to find a good man to marry?"

Yehuangmo: "..."

Mo Bai saw that the two critters were about to start a fight again, so he quickly started talking to each other: "I'm hungry, go in first, and we'll have a good chat after dinner..."

Feng Qingyu nodded, and followed Mo Bai in. Xu Jingfeng had arrived a long time ago, and was sitting on the table drinking, his eyes were a little blurred, but after seeing Mo Bai's figure, he slightly became a little clear and full of smiles Concerned, Yaoyao toasted Mo Bai with a glass of wine, and the color of her lips shone slightly under the moonlight because of some wine.

Yehuangmo snorted coldly and rolled her eyes: "Smelly shameless."

Mo Bai: "..."

"Hahaha, Mo Aiqing is here?" His Excellency stood up holding his glass of wine, "This time Lan Jin is here to commit crimes, Mo Aiqing has contributed a lot hahahaha..."

Mo Bai quickly picked up his wine glass in return: "The emperor has praised you."

"Your Majesty Mo is so young and promising, I don't know if he can be accompanied by a beloved one?" His Majesty glanced at Yehuangmo with a smile, his eyes darkened.

Mo Bai's heart skipped a beat, this guy won't be interested in Yehuangmo, right? !

"Ahaha, this is the bitch, I made everyone laugh, hehehe..." Mo Bai hurriedly pushed Yehuangmo out.

The emperor curled his lips: "Mrs. Mo, you are truly stunning!"

Yehuangmo smiled slightly and lowered her eyes, looking like a city and a country.

"Why doesn't Mrs. Mo speak?" The emperor looked at Mo Bai, and his gaze returned to Ye Huang Mo.

"Oh, it's like this, my wife's body has been in poor health, she caught a cold yesterday and her throat was damaged." Mo Bai quickly explained.

His Excellency the Emperor nodded slightly, and raised his wine glass: "Mo Aiqing."

Mo Bai raised his wine glass with a strange expression on his face. He looked at the wine glass, gritted his teeth, and prepared to take a sip of boredom, thinking of drinking plain water.

Unexpectedly, Feng Qingyu was the first to take the wine glass: "Royal father, Mr. Mo is not good at drinking, so let me take this glass of wine for you."

"Oh?" The emperor raised his eyebrows: "Thirteen, are you familiar with Lord Mo?"

Feng Qingyu smiled slightly: "Of course."

Both Xu Jingfeng and the Emperor's eyes changed a bit, and Feng Qingyu said the next sentence: "Master Mo is wise, brave, and loyal. He really deserves Qing Yu's admiration. How could Qing Yu miss a confidant like Master Mo?" Where's your friend?"

This sentence is high, first put a high hat on Mo Bai, and then said a few polite words, and suddenly changed from "familiarity" to "want to be acquainted".

Of course, this is the literal meaning, and the deeper meaning is more interesting. Feng Qingyu is telling Xu Jingfeng that I, Feng Qingyu, are going to win Master Mo to join my camp, and you should stop meddling indiscriminately.

Xu Jingfeng smiled: "Yes, Mr. Mo is such a young talent, so who doesn't know him?" I, Xu Jingfeng, also plan to attract Mr. Mo as a potential stock, so you should play with the sand while you're there.

You come and I go here, it's so lively, but I forgot the real protagonist, Mo Bai.

At this moment, Mo Bai looked at the smiling Yehuangmo in front of him, and was speechless for a moment.

Comrade Yehuangmo consciously placed all the meat dishes on the table in front of Mo Bai, holding his head as if waiting for praise.

Ye Qingchen and Jiang Jinyue knew that Mo Bai couldn't eat green vegetables, so they didn't say much. They watched Xu Jingfeng and Feng Qingyu come and go while picking up vegetables.

The rest of the ministers paid attention to the battle situation on the dining table, so they didn't care that the chicken, duck and fish meat under them had been stolen by vegetables and radishes.

When they come back to their senses...

"Master Mo, you are a bit immoral..." A third-rank servant twitched the corner of his mouth: "So many greasy things, Mr. Mo is not very good to eat?"

Mo Bai put down the last chicken leg: "I'm done eating, you guys talk slowly, I'll go to the toilet."

The expressions of all the ministers, including the emperor and Xu Jingfeng, were cracked. A smile flashed in Feng Qingyu's eyes, and she sat down to eat slowly.

Yehuangmo smiled, extremely charming and enchanting, and picked up the chopsticks to start eating.

The meat dishes had already been taken care of by Mo Bai, only some vegetables and radishes were left, except for Ye Qingchen, Jiang Jinyue and Yehuang Mofeng Qingyu who were eating with gusto, no one moved their chopsticks anymore.

Because they are used to it. When eating with Mobai, the chance of you being able to eat meat dishes is even smaller than the chance of a beggar on the street becoming the president of the United States. In a word, don’t count on it.

The atmosphere at the banquet was weird, but Mo Bai was indeed at ease.

Satisfied with food and drink, Mobai wandered leisurely in the imperial garden, with the evening breeze blowing, he sighed, since he came to Fengqing, he has never relaxed like this.

but……

"Hey, you! That's right, it's you!" Zhang Yang's male voice came from the tree above his head: "Come here and give me a hug!"

"...I'll hug you, uncle!" Mo Bai cursed.

"You don't need to hug my uncle, you can just hug me." The man chuckled a few times: "There are good things on the tree, give me a hug, and I'll go up and get them."

"Good stuff?" Mo Bai's eyes lit up: "What good stuff?"

"Oh, come here and lift me up, I'll show you!" said the man.

"Why don't you go up by yourself?"

"If I can go up by myself, do I need your help?"

"Then why did I carry you up?"

"Do you see anyone else here?"

"Why should I hug you up?"

"...you know why pigs like to ask why?"

"Because you're stupid!" Mo Bai curled his lips: "These days, pigs can speak human words, do you want to become a genius?"

"..."

The leaves above the head rattled and tossed, and a handsome man in red fell out of it...

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