Hilarious Gongxue

Mo Bai touched the flour on his face: "What the hell..."

Feng Qingyu couldn't laugh or cry: "I think everyone should go out to eat, I'm afraid the kitchen is gone."

Ye Qingchen was taken aback, looked at the thick smoke gradually rising behind Mo Bai, and said, "Little Bai, you haven't been so scary in cooking before!"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "Now we have it! Can't it?!"

Xu Jingfeng smiled wryly: "Where are we going on this big day?"

Mo Bai chuckled: "It's okay, I expected it a long time ago, there is also a small kitchen in Mo Mansion."

Shen Ming looked surprised: "Xiaobai, since you know that you are the kitchen nemesis, why do you still enter the kitchen?!"

Mo Bai curled his lips: "I changed my faith last night. I planned to convert to Catholicism. I thought God would bless me... But now it seems that God has not woken up, Amitabha, Hallelujah, Amen... "

Ye Qingchen leaned over: "Young man, do you believe that there is a Buddha in this world? He will purify your sins...Do you want to consider joining our Buddhism?"

Mobai's teeth lit up: "Young man, I believe in the party. Do you want to consider joining our Chinese Communist Party?"

Ye Qingchen: "..."

Feng Qingyu naturally knew that this was pure natural and pollution-free nonsense, so she didn't express too much surprise. Just like Mo Bai said, he and Mo Bai grew up in the same bathtub, and they are too familiar with each other .

Perhaps it is because of this that Xiaobai can accept his pampering without any love for his children.Feng Qingyu smiled helplessly, it's good to be by Xiaobai's side all the time like this, anyway, even if he wasn't the one who stood with Xiaobai, he wouldn't let Yehuangmo get her so easily.

At this time, Ye Huang Mo was looking at her quasi-prince concubine speechlessly: "Why didn't I know that you still have faith? Shouldn't your faith be a commercialized elastic face?"

Mo Bai raised his hand and wiped a handful of ashes on Yehuangmo's clean face: "How can mere mortals understand my belief? You stupid humans!"

All stupid humans: "..."

After a while, the servants came up with a few plates of dumplings.

Mo Bai greeted: "We have to wait for a while for the New Year's Eve dinner, let's eat dumplings first."

Ye Qingchen looked at the plates of dumplings, his molars felt inexplicably sore, and not-so-good memories flooded his mind...

That was three years ago, when he was still eating and drinking in Shenglongge, it was also such a New Year's Eve, it was also this plate of dumplings, and it was also Mo Bai's weird smile.

After dinner that year, Mo Bai came in mysteriously with a basket of dumplings, and told Ye Qingchen: "Xiao Qingchen, these are lucky dumplings. I heard that good luck keeps coming after eating them!"

It's only because he was young and frivolous back then...Ye Qingchen believed Mo Bai's nonsense without hesitation, and started chewing with a grateful heart.

When he ate the third dumpling, tragedy happened.

Ye Qingchen chewed a copper plate, blood spattered on the spot at that time, Ye Qingchen spat out a copper plate and... his back molars.

Mo Bai was obviously frightened by the blood in Ye Qingchen's mouth at that time: "Little Qingchen, your teeth don't like you anymore!"

Find the shadow area of ​​Ye Qingchen...

So from that time on, Ye Qingchen had a deep fear of dumplings, so much so that his back molars felt sour when he saw dumplings.

Ye Qingchen raised his eyes and glanced at Feng Qingyu. He also looked sour. It seems that Mo Bai did not hurt people much when he was young...

Both Ye Qingchen and Feng Qingyu wisely chose to refuse.

However, the crowd who didn't know the truth had already started eating. After a while, the sound of teeth biting hard objects was extremely loud...

Shen Ming paused, moved his lips, and spat out a copper coin and back molars from Shen Ming's mouth...

Ye Qingchen smiled brightly: "As expected! This dumpling really has pits!"

Feng Qingyu smiled gracefully: "Welcome to the Tooth Loss Club."

Shen Ming: "...why is it always me who gets hurt. Ma'am... I'm past the age of teething!"

Mo Bai picked his ear: "I'm sorry, I may have put more than one lucky dumpling..."

Yehuangmo, Xu Jingfeng and the others immediately stopped eating.

Just kidding, they don't want to leak their words in the future.

Shen Ming covered his mouth: "Madam...you can't cheat your own people!"

Ye Qingchen looked sympathetic: "Shen Ming, you are still too young, Xiaobai likes to cheat his own people the most!"

Mo Bai's face darkened: "Ye Qingchen! Eat this bowl of lucky dumplings for me!"

Ye Qingchen immediately realized that something was wrong, and hugged his thighs at the slightest disagreement: "Xiaobai, please forgive me, I haven't married a wife yet..."

"How much money does eating dumplings have to do with your marrying a wife?" Mo Bai gritted his teeth.

"Yes, yes, listen to my analysis. Whenever I eat dumplings, my teeth will definitely become sore. If my teeth become sore, I will definitely lose my teeth. If I lose all my teeth, no one will marry me." ..." Ye Qingchen howled ghostly.

Mo Bai: "..."

Jiang Jinyue couldn't stand it anymore, so she quickly changed the subject: "Qingchen, isn't there an official assessment after the new year? When are you going to review your homework?"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "If you review, you may not be able to do it, if you can do it, you may not be able to do it right, if you do it right, you may not be able to pass it, if you pass it, you may not be able to pass it, if you pass it, you may not be able to find a job." If you find a job, you may not be able to marry a daughter-in-law, and if you marry a daughter-in-law, you may not be able to have a child, and if you have a child, it may not be your own. In summary, review Maoxi and eat dumplings!"

Ye Qingchen, who has undergone powerful brainwashing, feels the deep malice from the whole world...

Shen Ming was still yelling: "My teeth...my teeth...my teeth..."

Feng Qingyu said: "Forget it, let's ask Master for medicine when the time comes."

Shen Ming seems to have found a savior: "Does Huayuejing's medicine work?"

Ye Qingchen said with a thumbs-up during the summer vacation: "Conscience guarantees, it is absolutely genuine, let alone teeth, it doesn't matter even if your IQ falls out, just pray to God after taking his medicine."

Shen Ming's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Mo Bai sneered: "Of course it's true, because after taking his medicine, you only have time to pray to God in your life."

Shen Ming: "I feel the deep malice towards me from all over the world..."

Xu Jingfeng continued to pick up the bowl to eat dumplings, Yehuangmo snorted coldly and started to eat too.

The two of them ate in full swing while everyone was chatting. Finally, the group of people turned their heads in surprise at the sound of Yehuangmo putting down the bowls and chopsticks.

Ye Huang Mo's thin lips parted slightly, and one copper coin... two copper coins... five copper coins... fell on the table with a bang.

Xu Jingfeng sneered, and the eight copper plates stacked in his mouth fell onto the table neatly.

Yehuangmo was completely defeated.

So classmate Yehuangmo was not reconciled, he thought it was a strategic provocation, so he picked up another bowl of dumplings...

Everyone silently looked at the two who were fighting secretly, speechless.

"Can the two of them be compared in everything?" Jiang Jinyue was speechless.

Ye Qingchen interrupted: "Of course, the revenge of taking a wife is irreconcilable!"

"When you meet your rival in love, you are extremely jealous!" Feng Ming, who was hiding on the side eating dumplings carefully, answered with a mouthful of stuffing in his mouth.

"...Speaking of which, you are also a rival in love, right?" Ye Qingchen looked at Feng Ming with a gossip.

Feng Ming nodded: "I wouldn't be so naive! Stupid human!"

As a result, Feng Ming was injured internally by the copper plates coming from all directions...

Mo Bai is speechless, why don't you just eat a dumpling?

"You guys are so dumb, why don't you perform boulders in your chest?!"

"It's a bit difficult." Yehuangmo said.

Xu Jingfeng: "..."

The New Year's Eve dinner finally came under the tumult of everyone.

Ye Qingchen glanced at Xu Jingfeng and said, "Xu Jingfeng, what is your father planning to do recently?"

Xu Jingfeng narrowed his eyes: "Guess."

Ye Qingchen: "...Do you guess or not?"

Xu Jingfeng: "Guess, I guess, can you guess?"

Ye Qingchen: "Guess, I guess, do you guess, I guess?"

Xu Jingfeng: "Guess I guess you guess I guess you guess I guess or not?"

Ye Qingchen: "..."

IQs are not at the same level, and there is no way to communicate.

Ye Qingchen gritted his teeth: "I guessed it!"

Xu Jingfeng raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What did you guess?"

Ye Qingchen looked mysterious: "Want to know? Guess!"

Xu Jingfeng: "...idiot."

Ye Qingchen: "..."

Mo Bai chewed the chicken thigh: "Ye Qingchen, how does it feel to have your IQ abused?"

Ye Qingchen said harshly, "It's not that good!"

Shen Ming bit the crayfish: "Don't worry, he is used to being abused."

Ye Qingchen: "...Shen Ming, I curse you to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets in the future!"

Without raising his head, Shen Ming continued to fight with the crayfish: "I curse you to eat instant noodles only with seasoning packets."

Ye Qingchen was in tears, and turned to Jiang Jinyue: "Jiang Jinyue, why is my fate so rough?"

Jiang Jinyue didn't raise her head: "Because you're stupid!"

Yehuangmo helped Mo Bai wipe off the oil stains on the corners of his mouth, and seconded while showing affection: "Jiang Jinyue is right."

Xu Jingfeng interrupted: "This is the most correct sentence Yehuangmo has ever said."

Feng Ming was unwilling to be lonely: "I agree with Xu Jingfeng's statement!"

Ye Qingchen felt the deep malice towards him from all over the world...

Feng Qingyu looked at Mo Bai struggling to fight, and smiled helplessly: "Xiao Bai, eat slowly, and no one will snatch you."

Mobai's eyes swept over Shen Ming, who was also fighting hard, intentionally or unintentionally.

Ye Huangmo's eyes followed, that Caesar, who was as cold as the winter wind outside the window, and as bloodthirsty as hell...

Dare to grab something from Madam?Long life is not it?

Shen Ming curled his lips, the New Year's Eve will not allow people to eat properly...

Mo Bai beckoned: "It's okay, I'm about to fight him for [-] rounds..."

Yehuangmo pressed his fist to his lips and chuckled twice, then turned away his murderous eyes. The three men on the table showed doting eyes, and when they saw Mo Bai chomping down on meat, they couldn't help but twitch their mouths.

Ye Qingchen looked at the dining table with a sudden change in the style of painting, and then at Feng Ming who was still subconsciously eating hard, and was speechless.

"Feng Ming! Do you still have the professionalism and pursuit to be a rival in love?!" Ye Qingchen whispered.

Feng Ming raised his eyes and glanced at Ye Qingchen: "But I don't know anything other than being cute and rolling around begging for support."

Ye Qingchen raised his forehead: "Okay, you won..."

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