Hilarious Gongxue

Chapter 78: Mentally handicapped children have more fun


After a tumultuous New Year's Eve dinner, Xu Jingfeng, Feng Qing, Yu Fengming and others bid farewell.

"Xiao Bai, thank you, I am very happy." Xu Jingfeng looked at Mo Bai with a smile: "This should be the happiest year I have ever lived."

Mo Bai scratched his head: "I said it before, no matter what position Xu Jingfeng stands on or from what angle, Xu Jingfeng will always be Mo Bai's friend."

Yehuangmo snorted coldly: "Is he going to die?"

Mo Bai: "..."

Xu Jingfeng laughed lowly, whispered something in Mobai's ear, and Mobai's cheeks burned immediately, looking very cute in the cold winter months.

Yehuangmo quit immediately, pulled Mo Bai away, and said viciously: "What did he say?!"

Xu Jingfeng laughed out loud and ran away immediately.

Mo Bai glanced at Ye Huang Mo, and whispered in his ear: "In Feng Qing, a girl is an adult at 17."

Ye Huang Mo smiled and said: "Then can we get married?"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "I think the Fengqing Rites Department should not handle same-sex business."

Yehuangmo blinked cutely, and then her entire handsome face became ferocious, Mo Bai was well-known in Fengqing as the young secondary assistant, and the dream lover of most girls waiting to be married. From a certain point of view, the current Mobai is not a woman...

What Xu Jingfeng said was just to respond to Ye Huangmo.

Yehuangmo thought, if he had a brick in his hand now...

If Xu Jingfeng is right in front of him, then...

Purify the screen, world peace, Amitabha, Hallelujah...

Ye Huangmo deeply felt that he was going to give Xu Jingfeng a double blow both mentally and physically, so he hugged Mo Bai horizontally: "If you don't have the name of husband and wife, then let's implement the husband and wife affairs well."

Mo Bai: "...Fulfill your sister, let me down!"

Yehuangmo said angrily, "No!"

Mobai narrowed his eyes: "Believe it or not, I will die with you?"

Ye Huangmo glanced at Mo Bai, then kicked open the door, turned around and closed the door, and threw Mo Bai onto the bed.

At the critical moment, classmate Mo Bai exploded with flying potential, jumped up with a jumping force comparable to a kangaroo, opened his mouth and bit Yehuangmo's shoulder, and said vaguely: "If you mess around, I will bite you!"

Ye Huangmo hugged Mo Bai and didn't let go, he groaned helplessly: "Mmm...Xiaobai, it hurts..."

After finishing speaking, Yehuangmo obviously felt the little mouth biting her shoulder loosen a lot. Before she had time to be happy, Mo Bai raised her head, looked at the cloth soaked in her saliva with distaste, and said quickly: "I'm sorry. , it's wet there, I'll bite in another place."

After finishing speaking, before Yehuangmo could react, he bit another place: "If you dare to act recklessly, I will bite you to death!"

Yehuangmo: "..." I have pity on my sincere heart, it can be regarded as being thrown into the wind...

Yehuangmo hugged Mo Bai and did not let go, Mobai bit Yehuangmo and did not let go...

Ye Qingchen felt that this pose of the idiots was too easy to mislead minors. After all, there was a minor bastard in their family, so the influence was not good...

So he opened the door and said, "Excuse me, may I bother you?"

Yehuangmo looked at Ye Qingchen, um, with a mentally handicapped look, and then said quietly: "Aren't you bothering me already?"

Ye Qingchen: "Ah, sorry, I forgot..."

Mo Bai rolled his eyes, and continued to bite Yehuangmo's shoulder, not daring to use too much force. After a long time, Mo Bai could no longer feel the existence of his chin...

"Xiaobai, let go first, you will tire yourself out like this." Ye Huangmo patted Mo Bai's little head.

Mo Bai moved his teeth away from Yehuangmo's shoulder, I came gently, and then left lightly, with a wave of my sleeve, I didn't take a single cloud away, leaving only two puddles of saliva...

Yehuangmo couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, and bit Mobai's lips: "Idiot! Biting people can leave saliva!"

Mo Bai blushed suddenly: "It's so disgusting, go change your clothes!"

Ye Huangmo pointed to the two pools of saliva that was still gradually smearing: "That's your own saliva."

Mo Bai: "..."

"Cough cough." Ye Qingchen coughed twice, angrily brushing his presence.

"Huh? Ye Qingchen, what's the matter?" Mo Bai pushed Yehuangmo to change clothes behind the screen, then turned to ask Ye Qingchen.

"I'm fine." Ye Qingchen's expression turned serious: "However, something happened to Mr. Yang."

"Yang Yangyang?" Mo Bai frowned.

"No." Ye Qingchen said, "It's Yang Ji."

"Oh, it turned out to be Yang Ji." Mo Bai nodded heavily: "Who is Yang Ji?"

"The sixth grade is given to Yang Ji." Ye Qingchen reminded.

"What does it matter to me if he has an accident?" Mo Bai rolled his eyes, saw Ye Huangmo came out after changing clothes, and complained to Ye Huangmo's red dress: "The Huayue mirror is the same style, so it is necessary to flirt with girls." Prepare shemale red."

Inexplicably lying on the gun Ye Huang Mo: "..."

"Yang Ji has a son." Ye Qingchen continued, "It's Yang Yangyang."

"..." Mo Bai trembled all over: "So something happened to Yang Yangyang?"

Ye Qingchen pondered for a moment: "It can be said that."

Mo Bai: "...Then why did you make such a big circle?!"

Ye Qingchen looked serious: "Mom said, when talking about big things...you have to foreshadow!"

"..." Mo Bai supported his forehead: "Come on, get this idiot who is anxious about IQ down... let's make a foreshadowing."

Yehuangmo: "Just ruin it."

Ye Qingchen: "I'm just joking, look at you, why are you so serious..."

Mo Bai grinned: "I was just joking."

"exactly……"

"Someone dragged Ye Qingchen down, chopped it up and fed it to Feng Wangba!"

"..."

"Feng Wang Ba should not be interested in Ye Qingchen." Jiang Jinyue walked in, looked at Ye Qingchen, and his eyes were quite sympathetic: "After all, they are from the same root, so why rush each other!"

"...You are the bastard! Your whole family is a bastard!" Ye Qingchen roared.

Mo Bai led the way out of the room: "What happened to Xu Shi'an this time?"

Jiang Jinyue said: "Just now Yang Yangyang sent someone to say that he asked you to save his life. I don't know exactly what happened."

Yehuang Mo raised her eyebrows: "Aren't you very strong? Now you know you're here to ask for help? It's too late."

Ye Qingchen interrupted: "Xiaobai, can't you think of a way?"

Jiang Jinyue frowned: "Ye Qingchen, you are too kind of a woman! Xu Shi'an is not something that Xiaobai can resist now, if he suddenly shows up, it will bring endless troubles to Xiaobai, what's more, it may lead to Come to kill yourself."

Mo Bai got into the carriage: "Jiang Jinyue, Ye Qingchen, let's go into the palace to have a look now, Yehuangmo, please send a letter to my master and ask him to call Yunjin to me."

Yehuangmo nodded slightly, watching the carriage drive away.

"Xiaobai, what did you call Yunjin for?" Ye Qingchen asked.

"Soon." Mo Bai's eyes darkened: "Xu Shi'an is about to make a move. It's very dangerous at this time. With Xu Shi'an's IQ, I'm afraid it's not impossible to send a few people to assassinate him."

"Isn't there Yehuangmo? There is that professional killer who takes heads, are you still afraid of being assassinated?" Ye Qingchen curled his lips.

"No matter how powerful Yehuangmo is, he is only one person. If Xu Shi'an sends a large number of killers, Yehuangmo can't handle it alone." Mo Bai glanced at Ye Qingchen: "After all, we only have one mentally handicapped sect master with a lower IQ here. .”

Ye Qingchen: "..."

Just as Jiang Jinyue was about to laugh, Mo Bai's cold eyes swept over him: "Plus a top brothel who was born by buying a body."

Jiang Jinyue: "... How many times have I said that I lurked into the Nanyan Pavilion just to find someone! Didn't you also lurked in at that time?!"

"Who are you looking for who needs to enter the male beauty hall?" Mo Bai snorted coldly: "We are making a contribution to the country and dedicating ourselves to the physical and mental health of thousands of women in Lanjin!"

Jiang Jinyue felt that her IQ was no longer in the service area: "..."

Ye Qingchen watched the excitement with his cakes in his arms. His mother said that when children talk, adults should not interrupt...

The carriage soon arrived at the gate of the palace, Mo Bai and the others got out of the carriage, and saw Yang Yangyang standing at the gate of the palace with a look of bewilderment.

"Lord Mo!" Yang Yangyang rushed forward when he saw Mo Bai as if he saw his own father.

Ye Qingchen stood in front and helped Mo Bai block: "Master Yang, please tell me something."

Yang Yangyang knelt at Mo Bai's feet, crying: "Lord Mo, it's my fault, the grievances between you and me are all my fault, please let Master Mo forget the past and save my father!"

Mo Bai helped Yang Yangyang up: "Get up and talk first, and tell me the ins and outs of the matter."

Yang Yangyang wiped his jubilant snot bubbles, and Mo Bai lamented that Xu Shi'an was capable of making a man in his 30s and [-]s look like this...

After listening to Yang Yangyang's narration, Mo Bai and Jiang Jinyue frowned tightly, only Ye Qingchen looked normal.

The reason is simple, mentally handicapped children have more fun...

It turned out that Yang Yangyang's father was just a minor official in the Ministry of Rituals. He has been busy in the palace for the past few days. This emergency is prone to accidents. Yang Ji himself is also an old man in his 50s, so he couldn't avoid it amidst the tedious work. Make small mistakes.Originally, these were just minor mistakes. At most, they would be punished with salary or demotion, but Xu Shoufu was not happy about it, so he intervened and was sentenced to death.

Yang Yangyang himself is a dutiful son from all over the world. For a rare breed, his father will be sentenced to death. How can this happen?

The only one who can save Yang Ji now is Mo Bai except Xu Shi'an.

It is impossible for Xu Shi'an to save Yang Ji for the simple reason that he sent him in by himself.

All Yang Yangyang could think of was Mo Bai.

Mo Bai pondered for a long time, and finally shook his head: "I'm sorry, I can't help you with this matter."

Yang Yangyang was stunned: "Why, why can't I do anything? You are the second assistant, and it is only a matter of one sentence to save people! Master Mo, I beg you, really, really please, please help me Father!"

Mo Bai sighed: "I'm sorry, I really can't help it. Xu Shi'an is not something I can fight against. If I recklessly lose my head, I'm afraid it will cause a lot of trouble."

Yang Yangyang's face turned pale, and he pointed at Mobai's nose and said loudly: "I know, you just can't bear your glory and wealth! Baili Zhangchen was like this at the beginning, but now it's my father's turn, you are still like this! Li Taishi Xiaoli has treated you as much as a mountain, and you didn't do anything when he became a prisoner! I shouldn't have come to beg you, a white-eyed wolf!"

Jiang Jinyue frowned, Yang Yangyang's words were really harsh.

Even Ye Qingchen couldn't stand it anymore: "Why do you say that about Mo Cifu? If you are capable, you can save yourself! Why bother to ask others?"

"An ignorant person always finds some reason." Feng Qingyu's voice came from afar.

"Why are you here?" Mo Bai asked.

"After eating Xiaobai's lucky dumplings, I came to pay my respects to my father." Feng Qingyu smiled slightly: "Master Mo, why did you enter the palace?"

Mo Bai looked at Yang Yangyang: "Come here for Yang Ji's matter."

Feng Qingyu nodded: "I also know about Yang Ji." After finishing speaking, Feng Qingyu's eyes flashed with calculations, and she whispered in Mo Bai's ear: "Xiaobai, do you still remember what I said about the eldest prince... ..."

Mo Bai's eyes widened: "You already knew that Xu Shi'an would attack Yang Yangyang?!"

Feng Qingyu looked at Mo Bai with a teachable expression of a child: "This time is an opportunity, don't meddle in this matter, this matter is related to the eldest prince, I want the eldest prince to lose Xu Shi'an, his right-hand man."

Mo Bai looked at Feng Qingyu, and nodded. Sure enough, this kind of gentle and gentle... stomach is definitely full of ink!

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