Hilarious Gongxue

Mo Bai sat at the table drinking tea with an expensive white jade cup from the First Prince's Mansion, without the slightest sense of being a professional.

Feng Xiyou glanced at Mo Bai, moved her lips, and said hesitantly, "Girl?"

Mo Bai took a sip of tea and said, "You are the girl! Your whole family are girls!"

Feng Xiyou smiled lightly, and her handsome and pale face brightened instantly: "I can tell, you are a woman."

Looking at Feng Xiyou's serious expression, Mo Bai felt that his IQ had been hit by [-] points.

"How did you find out?" She is such a dedicated person who digs to the bottom. When she was popular all over the world as Mr. Mo Jue, who would dare to doubt that she was a woman?

In the end, Feng Qing came, and once she caught one, she never successfully pretended.

Feng Qing is indeed a demon...

"You have pierced ears." Feng Xiyou said with a light smile.

Mo Bai almost dragged his shoes up to shoot the legendary idiot prince to death.

Damn, hooking up with Xu Jingfeng really didn't wrong him!Even the routines are the same, the point is that she was fooled twice in a row!Twice!Twice!

Mo Bai looked at Feng Xiyou with resentment on his face, that handsome face with sharp edges and corners was always facing her, with indescribable playfulness flashing in his eyes.

Mo Bai: "I feel like I ate shit."

Feng Xiyou raised her eyebrows slightly: "Do you still have experience in eating shit?"

Mo Bai said bitterly: "No, I have never eaten you."

Feng Xiyou: "..."

Mo Bai realized how incredible she knew: "Actually, you always knew that I was a woman?"

Feng Xiyou nodded: "And I know that you are Mo Cifu, and I also know that your family drugged me, and I know that your purpose is just to turn me against Xu Shi'an."

Mo Bai was slightly startled: "I call you uncle!"

Feng Xiyou: "..."

Mo Bai quickly changed his words: "No, no, I can't fuck myself..."

Feng Xiyou: "...you speak too rough for a girl."

Mo Bai snorted coldly: "What do you mean?"

"I don't mean anything, it's just that a girl as good-looking as Mr. Mo doesn't look vulgar when she says anything."

Mo Bai silently put down the fruit knife in his hand.

"It seems that Prince Fengqing is not a fuel-efficient lamp." Mo Bai said with emotion: "A seventeenth prince who is as gentle as jade and as modest as a gentleman... is a cuttlefish."

"A pure and innocent fifteen prince...almost became Feng Qing's best friend."

"A legendary eldest prince who is favored by everyone and is a peerless prince...he is from the show business circle."

Feng Xiyou did not comment on this.

"So you look like you don't understand anything on the surface, but you are like a mirror in your heart?" Mo Bai turned his head and asked.

Feng Xiyou smiled slightly: "If I really don't understand anything, I can work in this position for so long, and I still haven't gone to drink tea with Lord Yan?"

Mo Bai looked disgusted: "Are you still drinking tea with Lord Yan? You are flattering you by eating shit with Lord Yan!"

Feng Xiyou: "... I don't seem to have offended Mr. Mo? Why does Mr. Mo always speak ill of me?"

Mo Bai snorted coldly: "I am educating you, and I intend to establish a friendly and cooperative relationship with you and maintain world peace."

Feng Xiyou: "..."

"However," Mo Bai made a turning point: "Since you and I are far apart in IQ, you don't understand my good intentions. I am really sad. My passionate, sincere and fragile heart has suffered ten thousand. Click crit."

Feng Xiyou: "..."

Mo Bai continued to talk eloquently: "With your IQ, it's hard to get hot ones even if you eat shit."

Feng Xiyou: "Master Mo seems to have a soft spot for shit?"

Mo Bai: "Get out, you are the one who has a soft spot for shit, and your whole family has a soft spot for shit!"

Feng Xiyou was very playful: "So far you have used shit as an analogy three times, and the probability accounts for more than [-]% of the things you use to compare."

Mo Bai curled his lips: "That depends on who I'm comparing to."

Feng Xiyou said very seriously: "The probability of comparing yourself is [-]% or more."

Mo Bai paused: "I learned probability well."

Feng Xiyou: "You're welcome."

Mo Bai covered his face and wept: "You are very aggressive with your mouth."

Back then, she was called the little prince with a poisonous tongue, and her power of talking was unmatched, but today, Mo Bai really wanted to give Comrade Feng Xiyou a thumbs up sincerely: "You won."

Feng Xi pursed her lips: "Accept."

Mo Bai waved his hand casually: "You lie down first, I'll find a corner to buckle it..."

Feng Xi said quietly: "Crack the corner of the wall? It's not good, it's fine if you break your finger, but it's not good if the corner of my eldest prince's mansion is destroyed."

Mo Bai: "Have you ever tried the feeling of being thrown into a latrine?"

Feng Xiyou smiled slightly: "For the fourth time, the probability rises to [-]%."

"Okay, okay." Mo Bai waved his hand weakly: "You are handsome and you have the final say. I need a bottle of 82-year-old plain water to calm down now. Don't open your mouth."

Feng Xiyou: "..."

Mo Bai took a sip of his tea, put down his cup and went out.

"Where are you going?" Feng Xiyou sat on the head of the bed, holding a corner of the quilt firmly in her hand, like a picture of a weak willow supporting the wind and a beauty lying sick.

If Mo Bai hadn't already experienced Feng Xiyou's poisonous tongue skill, she would have really believed it.

"Go to the bathroom, are you going?" Mo Bai didn't turn his head back.

Feng Xiyou smiled wryly: "If you go, I'm afraid you will fall into the latrine."

"..." Mo Bai paused, his eyes sank, Fengxi was quiet, he could read people's hearts.

He said this because he knew that Mo Bai planned to leave the First Prince's Mansion, and Mo Bai really planned to do so.

"Will you still come?" Feng Xiyou asked softly, "If you still come, I will let you go."

"...I feel that the way you look at me has already fallen in love with me." Mo Bai twitched the corners of his mouth, made a joke, and then looked at Feng Xiyou's pitiful expression: "If you cooperate, I will come naturally , otherwise, I am young, and dying young is not suitable for me."

Feng Xiyou nodded: "I won't tell Concubine Mu."

Mo Bai raised his eyebrows: "If you don't tell Concubine Wan Gui, are you willing to lose Xu Shian's right-hand man?"

Feng Xiyou shook her head: "I won the throne, and I never disdain relying on anyone."

Mo Bai nodded: "I like ambition, and I will come back."

Feng Xiyou looked at Mo Bai's figure disappearing at the door, showing a playful evil smile.

When Mo Bai stepped into the Mo residence, Hua Yuejing was already waiting for her in the yard.

"Hi~" Hua Yuejing waved to Mo Bai.

Mo Bai immediately turned his head and scolded Ye Qingchen, Yun Jin, and Jiang Jinyue who were standing aside: "How many times have I told you?! It's okay, don't help the monsters. Are you doing this worthy of the party? Are you worthy of the country? What about the party and the country?" educated you?!"

Hua Yuejing: "... Xiaobai, you did a good job of deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors?"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "You did a good job of deceiving your apprentice, didn't you?"

Hua Yuejing: "...that was a white lie."

Mo Bai immediately said: "I'm just talking about it with good intentions."

Hua Yuejing: "...Okay, I lost. I'm not here to compete with you this time, I'm here to tell you that Yehuangmo has left."

Mo Bai paused: "Leaving? What happened?"

Hua Yuejing said: "There are some urgent matters at the moment, and we need a little time to deal with them."

"How long does it take?"

"It can be as long as a year, and as little as a month."

"so long?"

"Reluctant?"

Mo Bai was taken aback: "No, I was thinking, since Yehuangmo has to go for such a long time, the Mo family's expenses will be reduced by two people's meal money, which is a gratifying thing."

"..." Hua Yuejing couldn't stand it any longer: "Food money is more important than Yehuangmo? Yehuangmo and Shen Ming together, the meal money won't exceed ten taels of silver, right?"

Mo Bai was horrified: "Are you kidding me, ten taels of silver is that money? Huh?"

Hua Yuejing was taken aback: "Since this is nothing to you, then..."

Before Hua Yuejing finished speaking, Mo Bai spoke again: "Ten taels of silver is life!"

Hua Yuejing: "...Why do I really want to shoot bricks now?"

Mobai's face was expressionless: "Bricks are not provided here, please move to the construction site, thank you for your cooperation."

Hua Yuejing: "..."

Mo Bai stretched his waist: "It's easy to handle things when Yehuangmo isn't here. Tomorrow, I will find Xu Jingfeng and Feng Qingyu to take a walk in the First Prince's Mansion..."

"..." Looking at the figure of Mo Bai walking into the door, Hua Yuejing looked at the expressionless Yunjin and the other three.

"You don't express your opinions?" Hua Yuejing asked.

Yun Jin glanced at Hua Yue Jing, and said, "I think Ye Huang Mo may have been greened recently."

"..."

Jiang Jinyue said leisurely: "Congratulations, the probability of Yehuangmo being poached has increased to another level."

"..."

Ye Qingchen pondered for a long time, and said, "I think there is a Hulun Buir Grassland on the street of Yehuang."

"..."

"Ye Qingchen, let's go and have a drink with Feng Ming." Yun Jin suggested.

"Okay, take Feng Wangba with you."

"You still miss Feng Wangba? That's an underage bastard!"

"Nonsense, when it grows up, my grandson will be able to walk the bastard."

"That's right."

"..."

Hua Yuejing looked at the three people who left in Juechen, and sighed: "This boat of friendship has capsized completely. How many years has Yehuangmo been in the water?"

At this time, Comrade Yehuangmo, who had the Hulunbuir Grassland on his head, was facing the direction of the Mo House and sighed deeply.

Shen Ming, who was eating steamed buns, said quietly: "Master, you have sighed No.90 eight times."

"Really?" Yehuangmo sighed again and again: "Then let's make it up."

Shen Ming: "..." The master who left his wife is so scary.

Yehuangmo suddenly smiled and said, "Xiaobai will remember me immediately. In this way, she is completely my Xiaobai."

Well, if the master wasn't poached during his absence.Shen Ming thought silently.

"Shen Ming, let me sing you a nursery rhyme." Ye Huangmo looked at the sunset in the sky: "Xiaobai liked this nursery rhyme the most when I was young."

Shen Ming nodded vaguely: "Okay, the childhood of Master and Madam must have been very innocent and beautiful!"

Yehuangmo's pleasant voice blew into Shen Ming's ears accompanied by the evening wind: "Little white rabbit, white and white, with two ears pricked up, after cutting the arteries and veins, it's so cute that it doesn't move at all..."

The steamed bun that Shen Ming hadn't eaten was stuck in his throat...

He took back what he just said, as expected he was too naive...

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