Hilarious Gongxue

At night, after taking a bath, Mo Bai lay on the bed, looking at the empty room, feeling an inexplicable ache in his heart.

"Bastard, why don't you come and say goodbye to me after you've been away for so long." Mo Bai muttered in a low voice, "Why didn't you die outside?!"

After a long time, Mo Bai covered his face tightly with the quilt, and a muffled voice sounded in the room: "Come back early, come back safely..."

Concubine Wan Gui looked at Xu Shi'an.

Xu Shi'an frowned: "Your Majesty, I have said that I don't have any medicine called the United Nations!"

Such a weird name, even if he knew it, he wouldn't collect it, okay?

Concubine Wan Gui paused. To be honest, she knew that Xu Shi'an was her son's right and left arm. She still had some brains about this, so she couldn't offend Xu Shi'an now.

Concubine Wan Gui said softly: "The eldest prince is suffering from a serious illness, and I still hope that Xu Shoufu will give up his love!"

Xu Shi'an was speechless, it seemed that Concubine Wan Gui had no doubts about his family's possession of this medicinal herb: "Your Majesty, what are you talking about? Help? It’s just that I really don’t have this kind of medicinal material, so I hope your mother will learn from it!”

Concubine Wan Gui gave a cold snort, giving full play to her small-chested and brainless revolutionary spirit: "I heard that this medicinal material is hard to find, so Xu Shoufu is not willing to part with it?"

Xu Shi'an's eyes turned cold: "What does the concubine mean by this?"

Concubine Wan Gui got up: "I think Xu Shoufu needs some time to think clearly, either give me the medicine, or save his life."

Seeing the back of Concubine Wan Gui walking out of the Xu Mansion with her head held high, Xu Shian clenched her fists tightly.

"Stupid woman!" Xu Shi'an waited until Concubine Wan Gui had left before he dared to swear: "You really have long hair but short knowledge!"

However, it turns out that Xu Shoufu's hair... is also quite long.

Without further ado, Xu Shi'an read the First Prince's book, saying that it was a lie that he was sick at home, and that it was true that he did not care about absenteeism from work and did not go to court for pleasure.

At that time, even the imperial physician did not find out the reason for the eldest prince's illness. Could it be true?

Comrade Feng Qing looked at Xu Shian's memorial, thought for a while, and then decided to go out of the palace to visit his son who was said to be passive and sabotage.

At that time, Mo Bai was arguing with the eldest prince in the eldest prince's mansion.

"Hey, isn't the eldest prince in good spirits today?" Mo Bai took a sip of his tea, since he found out, he doesn't need to use magic face water to meet him every time, at this time, Mo Bai is dressed in cyan men's clothes, Elegant and handsome.

"Master Tuo Mo's blessing, it's okay." Feng Xiyou sat by the bed, a thin white shirt half naked hanging on his shoulders, revealing his delicate collarbone and wheat-colored skin, he flipped through the clothes in his hand Book: "This is what you used to amuse me? Why am I even more bored?"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "What do you know? This is the latest version of this year's family ethics drama. It is most suitable for a teenager like you who lives in dire straits. You have thrown my good intentions into the latrine for a long time. .”

"Master Mo's hobbies are really peculiar." Feng Xiyou nodded thoughtfully, as if I understood.

"...Fack go."

Feng Xiyou was not angry either, he lowered his head to read the book, frowned for a while and said, "This name is strange?"

"Well, what's the name?" Mo Bai leaned over to take a look.

"Send by Xiao Si." Feng Xi quietly raised the book in his hand.

Mo Bai spouted out a mouthful of tea, Feng Xiyou turned his head to hide, and sprayed the tea onto the head of the bed with a mouthful.

"Little driver?" Mo Bai squatted on the ground, holding the edge of the bed with his little hand: "Ahahaha... how much do you want to drive? Still a little driver? Why not an old driver? Hahahaha..."

Feng Xiyou: "...Little dirty turtle."

Mo Bai was laughing vigorously, rolling on the bed, Yun Jin had just stepped into the room and wanted to tell them that the emperor was probably coming to the door soon, when he saw such a devilish side.

"Little Bai... what are you doing?" Yun Jin twitched the corners of her mouth.

Mo Bai stood up and laughed: "It's nothing...hahahaha...is there something wrong...hahaha..."

Yun Jin was speechless: "Little Bai, touch your 36D and tell the truth, don't you look like nothing?"

Mo Bai: "..."

Feng Xiyou: "...Old dirty turtle!"

Yun Jin followed Mo Bai to the First Prince's Mansion these days, so she was familiar with Feng Xiyou, so she cursed: "You are a thousand-year-old dirty turtle!"

Who is Feng Xiyou?That is the man who wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!That is the only venomous tongue that can flirt with Mo Bai!So he immediately replied, "Well said, but it's tantamount to farting."

Yun Jin: "..."

Mo Bai suddenly became serious, snatched the book from Feng Xiyou's hand, and tore it in half instantly.

Feng Xiyou was stunned: "Master Mo, what are you doing? Don't turn bad in debauchery, but pervert in silence?"

Mo Bai said in a very serious tone: "Damn, I almost fell for your tricks, deliberately told me the name in the book, and then I laughed a lot, but I wanted to laugh at my father so that I could inherit my property, okay Deep routine!"

Yun Jin: "You discovered all of this!"

Mo Bai raised his head: "That's natural, don't you look at who I am?"

The corner of Feng Xiyou's mouth twitched: "I look like the kind of person who cares about your property? Look at me with a sincere face, do I look like that kind of person? Do I look like that?!"

Yun Jin said seriously: "You don't look like that, because you are!"

Feng Xiyou said coldly: "Just the little money you have in Mo Mansion is not enough to build me a latrine!"

Mo Bai immediately bluffed: "I don't want to listen to you saying this, it's hard for you to say such things with all your conscience!"

Feng Xiyou smiled slightly: "Fortunately, I've always been an honest person, and I don't like lying very much."

Mo Bai stood up and took off his shoes: "What the hell are you embarrassed about saying that?"

Just when Mobai's shoes were about to greet Feng Xiyou, a sharp voice sounded at the door: "The emperor is here!"

Mo Bai was startled, Feng Xiyou was also slightly startled.

Only Yun Jin had an epiphany on his face: "Oh, I remembered, I came here to tell you about this matter, the emperor is here, let's go, if the emperor sees you staying with Feng Xiyou, it will cause unnecessary trouble!"

Mo Bai raised his forehead: "Yun Jin, can you be any more stupid?"

Yun Jin shook her head: "I also think I can't."

Feng Xiyou couldn't bear it anymore: "Father is here and you are still talking about it? You are very dedicated!"

Mo Bai rolled onto the bed: "I've always been so professional, let me borrow your bed."

Feng Xiyou was shocked: "What are you doing, how can you get into my bed, a girl? Do you know whether men and women kiss each other?"

Mobai rolled his eyes: "I'd rather stay in the quilt for a while than the prison, Fake, is it me who suffers? What's the matter with you being raped?!"

Feng Xiyou also didn't have time to talk nonsense with her, because Yun Jin also sneaked up.

"Yunjin, what are you doing up here? Go down!" Mo Bai said, "Do you think this is pregnancy? There are twins?"

Yun Jin said pitifully: "Just treat it as pregnancy, after all, I am also a child, and I don't want to go to jail!"

Feng Xiyou went crazy: "You two! Excuse me, can you pay attention to my gender?"

Mo Bai kicked Yun Jin off the bed: "Emperor Feng Qing doesn't know you, so you can just pretend to be Xiao Si!"

Feng Xiyou looked Yun Jin up and down, he was handsome in black robes, with sharp eyes and eyebrows.

"With all due respect, if Yun Jin pretends to be Xiao Si, it is very likely that my father will bring her into the palace to be his male favourite."

"Damn, does your father still have this perverted hobby?" Mo Bai was surprised, and deeply felt that his second assistant position was really a high-risk occupation.

"A question about personal hobbies." Feng Xiyou replied slowly: "Ai ai ai ai, what are you doing, go to bed if you disagree?!"

While crawling, Yun Jin said, "Compared to being a male favorite, it's really a bargain for you to have twins!"

"Hide on the roof!" Feng Xiyou raised his forehead: "Otherwise you still won't be able to escape the fate of being a male favourite."

Yun Jin quickly climbed up to the roof.

Because it was obvious that Mo Bai was hiding under the quilt, Feng Xiyou frowned, and said that Mo Bai's body was placed under her feet, making the whole bed look like he was pregnant...

Emperor Feng Qing walked in slowly, looked at Feng Xiyou who was half lying on the bed and said, "Boss, how are you?"

Feng Xiyou said politely: "It's okay, Father Lao is worried, and my son greets Father..."

As he spoke, he was about to get up. Of course, at this time, Emperor Feng Qing should have followed his son, and then said in a fatherly tone: "If you are sick, don't bother with these red tapes, and have a good rest."

However, in fact...

Feng Xiyou twitched the corners of his mouth, not only did Emperor Feng Qing not stop him, but he did it silently, as if waiting to be worshipped.

This is so embarrassing.

There is still Mo Bai hidden under Feng Xiyou's body, if he gets up...then Mo Bai probably needs to get a lunch box.

So he couldn't get up, but with his acting skills as an Oscar winner, after so many years of acting as an idiot, it was only at this moment that he realized that acting skills are really important skills.

He pretended that his feet were weak due to the pain, he got up several times and fell back, and several times pressed on Mo Bai, Mo Bai almost couldn't hold back the quilt and spit out his old blood.

Emperor Feng Qing said, "So sick?"

Feng Xiyou sat on the head of the bed as she should, and didn't seem to be planning to get up anymore, but just smiled slightly: "My son is physically incompetent..."

Emperor Feng Qing took a deep look at Feng Xiyou: "But Mr. Shoufu wrote a letter, are you pretending to be sick and just looking for pleasure?"

Mo Bai in the quilt silently rolled his eyes, Xu Shi'an's words really didn't wrong him, Feng Xiyou's body will be healthy a few days ago, he can walk, run and jump, he has a good waist and good legs.

"My son..." Feng Xiyou narrowed his eyes: "Father, you know, this kind of thing is usually decided by the mother and concubine for my son..."

Emperor Feng Qing was silent for a while, then nodded slowly: "Then I will leave."

Feng Xiyou said indifferently: "Respectfully send off the father."

Emperor Feng Qing got up and walked out of the window. When he reached the door, Emperor Feng Qing's slightly tired and loving voice came: "Have a good rest, don't be careless."

The corners of Feng Xiyou's lips twitched: "My son, thank you for your concern."

Emperor Feng Qing nodded, and replied: "En."

Feng Xiyou looked at the back of Emperor Feng Qing going away, and sighed faintly.

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