Hilarious Gongxue

When Mo Bai got up from the quilt, Feng Xiyou was caught by the collar of his half-undressed shirt.

"Aren't you avenging yourself?!" Mo Bai shouted loudly, "Fake missed me, Mr. Feng Qingcifu, and almost died on your bed!"

Yun Jin jumped down from the roof: "Xiao Bai, you'd better think it through before you say this."

Mo Bai: "..."

Feng Xiyou became inexplicably irritable, and slapped away Mo Bai's hand holding his collar, and said slowly: "You two, go back first, I won't accompany you today."

Mo Bai let go of his hand: "Feng Xiyou, something is wrong with you today, you have stopped talking, are you out of battery? Do you want to come to Jie Nanfu to try?"

Feng Xi cast a faint glance at Mo Bai, then turned around and lay down: "No need, I'd better keep this for your own use."

Mobai vigorously promoted the non-existent Nanfu battery: "You really don't want it? Nanfu battery? One battery is better than six batteries? Can you still install it after installing it?"

Feng Xiyou turned her head and gave her a white look: "I'm tired, please go back first, okay? Are you waiting for my lunch here?"

Yun Jin looked at Mo Bai who didn't intend to leave, stepped forward and asked, "Xiao Bai, are you planning to leave?"

Mo Bai nodded: "I'll rest for a while, if I move now, I'm afraid my intestines will leak out of my stomach."

Yun Jin: "...can you not be so direct and bloody?"

Feng Xiyou glanced at Mo Bai: "Is it serious?"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "You try to perform the boulder breaking in the chest?"

Feng Xiyou said: "I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, you know that Father..."

"I know." Mo Bai sighed quietly: "He is not a good emperor, not a good father, and even less a good husband...Of course it may be different for your mother and son."

Feng Xiyou smiled wryly: "What's the difference?"

Mo Bai looked at Feng Xiyou with an inexplicable wry smile: "What are you doing with such an abandoned look, obviously our Qing Yu is the one who was abandoned, okay?"

Feng Xiyou said: "You don't know how much the father and mother have gone through. They are very good. They are not bad guys in the eyes of outsiders. They are really good."

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "We are not in the same service area, so don't talk to me."

Feng Xiyou ignored Mo Bai, and started talking to himself: "When my father was five years old, he was the crown prince, but he was an outdated crown prince. At that time, the late emperor was incompetent, so he, the crown prince, suffered a lot. The concubines in the harem want his life one by one."

Mo Bai moved to sit on the stool, because she found that her life is composed of other people's stories... She should listen to the stories carefully, maybe she can get some useful information?

"The first queen really had no choice, so she sent someone to send the father out of the palace. At that time, he was accompanied by only one maid, and that was my concubine mother."

"It's the story of the palace lady again?" Mo Bai supported his head, recalling that Qing Yu's mother and concubine seemed to be a palace lady, and couldn't help but sigh: "Why is there such a big difference between the palace lady and the palace lady?"

Yun Jin: "..."

"At that time, my father was seven years old, and my mother and concubine were 16 years old."

"Fake, it's still a sibling relationship." Mo Bai sighed.

"Father and concubine have been ups and downs all their lives, and mother and concubine will never leave. In the last days, in father's heart, mother and concubine are already figures between wives and mothers, which cannot be surpassed by any relationship."

"It's quite strong." Mo Bai nodded.

"Later, the father came to the throne, and despite the objections of the ministers, he wanted to make the mother concubine the queen. However, the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty were not vegetarians. They tried their best to oppose it. In the end, the father had no choice but to make the mother concubine, the highest-ranking concubine among the four concubines. place."

"It turns out that the power of the crowd is great."

Feng Xiyou pursed her lips slightly: "The concubine mother is arrogant by nature, she accompanied the emperor through the most difficult time, why can't she be named empress?"

"Can even a court lady be proud by nature?"

"..." Feng Xiyou gave Mo Bai a helpless look: "Master Cifu, when you are listening to the story, can you please put on a sympathetic and heartbroken attitude? From the beginning to the end, you are like this Okay?"

Mo Bai snorted twice: "It's not bad to complain twice, if Concubine Wan Gui loses power now, would you believe that I have the heart to throw shit on her?"

Feng Xiyou's eyes sank slightly: "Although she did some wrong things, she has her own reasons. She didn't do it voluntarily. She was forced to do that by you."

Mo Bai snorted coldly: "Don't play the emotional card with me, I got tired of this trick hundreds of years ago, when I think of Concubine Wan Gui almost making Qing Yu unable to be born, I want to use her to stuff the latrine. "

Feng Xi let out a deep breath: "This briefly describes my apology for my concubine mother, she..."

"What's the use of apologizing?" Mo Bai raised his eyebrows: "Apologize, can we make up for Qing Yu's childhood? Apologize, can Qing Yu's mother and concubine come back to life? Don't tell me these things. .”

After speaking, he turned and left.

Feng Xiyou looked at Yun Jin who was stunned in place and smiled bleakly: "It seems that I can't be forgiven."

Yun Jin pondered for a while, then raised her head and said: "Xiaobai is very defensive, no matter who hurts the person she cares about in any way, she will take revenge at all costs, even if that person has unavoidable difficulties."

Feng Xiyou's eyes darkened, and then she smiled indifferently: "It's okay, anyway, with our identities, it's impossible to be friends."

Yun Jin said: "You are wrong, Xiaobai will not implicate anyone for no reason, even if you are the son of Concubine Wan Gui, what she hates is only Concubine Wan Gui. She will tell you these things today, which proves that she is not very Those who reject you, even if they cannot be included in the scope of friends, at least they are within the scope that she does not hate."

Feng Xiyou nodded: "Thank you, to be honest, Xiaobai is my first friend."

"Yunjin, are you still leaving? Are you waiting for lunch?" Mo Bai's voice came from a distance, Yun Jin looked at the back of Mo Bai walking to the door, nodded to Feng Xiyou, and followed.

Feng Xiyou looked at the door in a daze, he was envious of Feng Qingyu's life, if he could have so many friends by his side, his life would definitely not only be about how to get the throne and countless copies of "Mencius", "The Analects of Confucius", "Three Character Classics" "...

At that time, Yehuangmo's side was also not going well.

Shen Ming sighed No. 70 eight times: "Oh, master, it's the ice and snow place, it's the perverted fruit that grows here!"

Ye Huangmo gave Shen Ming a blank look: "Where does it grow if it doesn't grow here? This is a rare medicinal material, can it be grown in your toilet casually?"

Shen Ming: "... As a competent medicinal material, can't it grow well in places where the grass is full of grass and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant?"

Yehuangmo turned around and slapped Shen Ming on the head: "The one who asked you to find medicine didn't ask you to travel, and the green grass is full of shade and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. Do you want to match you with two girls?"

Shen Ming pouted: "The two girls are unnecessary, I just need my wife."

Yehuangmo's cold knife came across: "You say it again?"

"I..." Shen Ming was very obedient and ready to say it again.

"If you say it again, I will bury you here." Yehuang Moyin said harshly.

Shen Ming swallowed his saliva, the master's joke really can't be messed up.

As he was walking, Shen Ming suddenly lost his feet, and immediately sank in half of his body.

Ye Huangmo frowned: "What's going on?"

Shen Ming cried with a mournful face: "Maybe God heard your call and wanted to bury me here."

Ye Huangmo glared at him: "What are you talking about, just get up if you don't want to freeze to death."

Shen Ming pushed hard twice: "No, master, my feet are empty, so I don't need to use force."

"Empty?" Ye Huangmo squatted down: "It seems that there may be a hole below, I don't know how long it has been buried in the snow, don't move, I don't know how deep the hole is, if the snow above you collapses ...I guess I will offer you three sticks of incense here."

Shen Ming had a bitter face: "Master, when life and death are at stake, don't you stop joking with me, okay?"

Yehuang Mo gave Shen Ming a white look: "I am talking to you very seriously!"

Shen Ming: "..."

Yehuangmo tried his best to increase the contact area between his body and the snow. The hole was so deep. If he got stuck in it... then wait for Hua Yuejing to find them and collect the body.

Shen Ming also knew that Yehuangmo might also fall into this situation, so he played the professionalism of a loyal subordinate: "Master, you go first, standing here, you might step down with me alive. "

Ye Huangmo gave him a blank look: "Don't talk, your chest might bury the two of us here."

Shen Ming had no choice but to shut up obediently and stop talking.

Ye Huangmo stood on the snow block and put the rope around Shen Ming, as long as Shen Ming tied the rope, and then walked to a safe place far away and started pulling the rope, even if the snow stepped on it, it didn't matter, just pull Shen Ming up Enough.

But sometimes the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny.

Ye Huangmo carefully squatted on the snow block to tie the rope to Shen Ming, when suddenly the snow block fell down, Ye Huang Mo only had time to say: "Damn it." Then she followed Shen Ming and fell into the bottomless black hole ...

After falling into the hole, Shen Ming's only thought was...he hasn't had his master's wedding wine yet... But this is all right, the groom is here, and even if there is a wedding wine, the groom will be replaced.

Yehuangmo pulled out the bone painting fan with lightning speed. Fortunately, he stayed with Feng Qing for a long time, and his bone painting fan was repaired. Now he inserted the bone painting fan on the cave wall, and the bone painting fan carried From one to long scratches left on the cave wall.

Shen Ming gritted his teeth and pulled out the dagger, and inserted the dagger into the wall just like Ye Huangmo.

It's a pity that his dagger is not as good as Ye Huangmo's painted bone fan. The walls here are made of snow piled up for thousands of years. A piece of scrap iron left only a layer of light white traces on the ice surface.

Fortunately, he fell later than Yehuangmo. When passing by Yehuangmo, Yehuangmo reached out and grabbed his collar, and the two of them were slid down by gravity...

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