Hilarious Gongxue

Mobai never believed in fate, and even less believed in the so-called predicting fate, but now she looked at the old man who could be called a fortune teller, and she felt that fate can still be predicted, starting with this person.

Liu Banxian looked at Mo Bai, he never believed in fate, and even less believed in the so-called predicting destiny, but now he looked at the most luxurious young man in front of him, and he felt that fate can be changed, starting from this person.

Ye Qingchen and Jiang Jinyue, who just followed Mo Bai back to the Prime Minister's Mansion, looked at Mo Bai, and Ye Qingchen leaned over and asked, "Xiaobai seems to want to have a divination?"

Mo Bai ignored Ye Qingchen and started talking to Liu Banxian: "Brother, do you believe in fate?"

Liu Banxian was taken aback. Although he didn't believe in fate, he still relied on it for a living, so he said firmly, "Believe it!"

Mo Bai sighed sadly: "Okay! What I want is your shameless spirit!"

Liu Banxian: "..."

Ye Qingchen: "..."

Jiang Jinyue waved her fan and didn't speak. It seems that Xiaobai has some new tricks to play...

"Young man, I think you have exquisite bones, you are a talent, why not be my lackey!" Mo Bai patted Liu Banxian on the shoulder.

Liu Banxian: "..." If you speak well, we still have something to talk about.

Mo Bai said: "Can you tell fortunes?"

Liu Banxian really didn't know what this gorgeously dressed boy was going to do, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Yes!"

Mo Bai took a deep breath: "Do you believe what you say?"

Liu Banxian was startled, and then said angrily: "What do you want? If you don't believe me, just go away and don't affect my business!"

Mo Bai cast a glance at Liu Banxian's booth at the entrance of the brothel, then shook his head and sighed: "Your lewdness is beyond my imagination!"

Liu Banxian: "..."

He doesn't know how many times he has been speechless, are all the brats like this now?ah? !

Mo Bai said, "Let me see your face."

Liu Banxian: "...I'm not wearing a mask."

Mo Bai sighed, "You're wearing a human skin mask, otherwise I wouldn't have taken a fancy to you."

Liu Banxian muttered and tore off the human skin mask on his face: "You can see all of this."

Mo Bai looked at Liu Banxian's real face: "...Son, your mother is innocent."

Liu Banxian: "Get lost."

Ye Qingchen looked at Liu Banxian and couldn't help taking a breath. Liu Banxian was not very old, about 20 years old, but there was a birthmark in the corner of his eye, which was very small, but it looked like he had his eyes closed, even his eyelashes They are all clear enough to distinguish. With Liu Banxian's blinking movements, the birthmark came alive under the eyelids, as if an eye is really looking at you.

Mo Bai patted Liu Banxian on the shoulder: "Come with me, I need you to do something."

Liu Banxian took a step back: "I am a decent fortune teller!"

Mo Bai twitched the corner of his mouth: "Don't worry, I'm not so hungry, and I'm a man, why would you think of such a thing?"

As Mo Bai said, he glanced at the brothel behind Liu Banxian.

Liu Banxian glanced over with extremely contemptuous eyes: "What are you thinking about, I mean, I won't do murder and arson with you."

Mo Bai blinked: "Oh? Why?"

Liu Banxian raised his head: "First, I am a timid person! Second, I am a principled person! Third, I can only fool people, not kill people."

Mo Bai looked surprised: "I feel that your tone is a bit righteous?"

Liu Banxian nodded: "That's right!"

"A majestic seven-foot man, dare not even sit in a prison?!" Mo Bai said, "You still have the face to be justified?!"

Liu Banxian: "...Excuse me, I really don't know, is there any inevitable connection between being in prison and being a man of seven feet?"

Mo Bai said righteously: "There is no big connection!"

Liu Banxian: "...you go, you go quickly, you can go or not, if you don't go, I will go!"

Mo Bai took a step forward: "Want to leave? Step over my dead body!"

Ye Qingchen: "...The painting style seems to have changed suddenly?"

Jiang Jinyue said that she would not make any comments. To stay with Xiaobai, one must have a good ability to resist lightning and a fast response, because you never know, she will bring the topic to that country, such as now.

Standing in front of Liu Banxian, Mo Bai was full of the aura of a mafia boss, only holding a watermelon knife in his hand.

Liu Banxian trembled, and then mustered up his courage: "You, do you think I dare not?!"

When Mo Bai heard this, he quickly took a step back: "I just thought you didn't dare. Didn't you say that you don't kill people? Can you trick me like this? You sad boy, are you right? Right, right? Right?!"

Liu Banxian: "...listening to what you say is better than reading for ten years."

Mo Bai's eyes lit up: "Is what I said so ridiculous?"

Liu Banxian crossed Mo Bai: "Yes, if you continue, my outlook on life, values ​​and morals will all be distorted, so let's see each other again!"

Mo Bai shouted loudly: "Ye Qingchen, Jiang Jinyue, stop him for me! If you can't stop him, don't eat tonight, eat papa!"

Thus, Liu Banxian was blocked by Ye Qingchen and Jiang Jinyue.

"You have to be considerate of us, we have to eat under the eaves!" Ye Qingchen sighed.

Liu Banxian: "..."

Mo Bai walked over unsteadily: "Please go to the Mo Mansion for a sit, okay?"

Liu Banxian immediately opened his eyes wide: "You you you you...you are! Mo Bai Mo Cifu?!"

Mo Bai looked down at his clothes: "Well, doesn't it look like it?"

Liu Banxian raised his forehead: "Don't look at it, it's not that the clothes don't look like it, it's that the person doesn't look like it!"

Mo Bai waved his sleeves: "What's different?"

Liu Banxian gritted his teeth: "I've never seen such a brazen person! It's actually the second minister of a country praised by Feng Qing!"

Mo Bai curled his lips into a smile: "You are wrong, the thickness of your skin just determines the degree of promotion."

Liu Banxian: "...Shut up, shameless old thief!"

Mo Bai sneered: "Take it away!"

Liu Banxian shouted: "What are you doing in broad daylight?!"

Mo Bai looked up at the dazzling sun: "From now on, don't say a word, otherwise, you can choose the pepper water or the tiger stool."

Liu Banxian: "Woooooooooooooo!"

Mo Bai: "Speaking of human words... oh, forget it, you continue."

Liu Banxian: "..."

Liu Banxian was brought to Mo Mansion by Jiang Jinyue, Ye Qingchen and others. Yun Jin was practicing kung fu, and seeing Mo Bai and the other three came in, he happily ran over and asked, "Lord Mo, do you want to add dinner tonight?"

After speaking, he looked at Liu Banxian and licked his lips.

Liu Banxian: "!"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "Don't scare him, it's not fresh if you're scared to death."

Yun Jin: "..."

Ye Qingchen: "..."

Jiang Jinyue: "..."

Liu Banxian, died.

Ye Qingchen threw the fainted Liu Banxian on the ground: "Look at you, how inhumane you are."

Mo Bai sat down at the stone table: "Human nature? Sorry, I have already become a god."

Ye Qingchen: "..."

Jiang Jinyue also sat down at the stone table and poured himself a glass of wine: "Stop talking, Xiaobai, why did you bring him into Mofu?"

Mo Bai blinked: "I figured it out. In this world, the only one who can punish Xu Shi'an is the emperor, and he——can make the emperor punish Xu Shi'an."

"Him?" Ye Qingchen scratched his head: "How to deal with it? Send him to the emperor to exchange his life for his life?"

Jiang Jinyue glanced at Ye Qingchen contemptuously: "I think you look like a mentally handicapped." After a few seconds of pause, she said: "Sorry, I forgot, you are a mentally handicapped."

Ye Qingchen: "Believe it or not, I'll treat you to poop?"

Yun Jin supported her forehead: "I said, can you stop talking?"

Ye Qingchen glared at Jiang Jinyue, then turned his head to listen to Mo Bai.

Mo Bai looked at Liu Banxian, and said slowly: "Do you believe in fate?"

Ye Qingchen said he didn't believe it, Jiang Jinyue said he was on Ye Qingchen's point of view, and Yun Jin said Jiang Jinyue was right.

Mo Bai smiled lightly: "You don't believe it, but Emperor Feng Qing does."

Jiang Jinyue reacted: "It's good to borrow a knife to kill someone!"

Yun Jin seemed to understand, but Ye Qingchen looked bewildered.

This is the difference between people.

Mo Bai explained: "Emperor Feng Qing even believes in immortality, so why not believe it? So, people's potential is infinite!"

"Well said." Ye Qingchen agreed: "But it's like farting." Because he still didn't understand.

Mo Bai continued: "Emperor Feng Qing will hold a monthly activity of "asking the sky about wine, don't you know that?"

Ye Qingchen nodded. After all, he was a gangster in the imperial court, and he knew this. The activity of "asking the wine to the sky" was actually their joking name for Fushi.

The so-called Fushi is actually an extremely mysterious activity.

People always have doubts, even the emperor is no exception, such as what disaster will happen next year, whether the harvest will be good next year, what damage the country will have, how long I can live, etc. Naturally, I can't ask the ministers, so Feng Qing The comrade came up with a solution that was not a solution.

Although we don't live in the same community with the gods, we don't talk on the phone, and we don't have access to the Internet, but after long-term scientific research by our people, we finally found the correct way to connect with the gods, such as jumping to the gods, upper body and a series of high-tech means.

But the above-mentioned methods are the methods of the common people, and the emperor naturally has the emperor's way of doing it, which is the so-called "ask the sky for wine".

The general method is that the emperor writes the questions to be asked on paper, then seals them, and the eunuchs hand them over to the Taoist priests, who then burn them in public, and the power is considered to be handed over to the gods.

This is asking a question, so what is the answer?

You can't expect Allegro bricks to drop from the sky, saying "I don't know" or something?

The correct way to open it should be to find a sand table, and then the Taoist priest writes the fairy's answer on the sand table.

But what if it is a ghost drawing?After all, Comrade Shenxian is relatively busy, so you can't expect Comrade Shenxian to have good calligraphy skills!

So here comes the problem, Comrade Feng Qing has never been a very patient person, if Comrade Feng Qing can't understand the ghost drawing symbols year after year, how can he continue this activity?

The only explanation is that the god's reply is in clear, recognizable font.

This seems unbelievable, but in fact it is possible, as long as the Taoist priest who writes is not really possessed by a god, that is to say, he still has his own consciousness, and his fingers are not controlled by others. Isn't it easy to write a few words?

But Taoist priests generally don't see the emperor's question, and don't even know the question. How do you answer it?

Fortunately, Comrade Shenxian still has a sense of mystery. If it doesn't work, I will write some obscure words, anyway, I will leave it to the emperor to ponder slowly.

The days passed by like this.

And for such activities, the most critical person is not the emperor, but the Taoist priests. As long as the Taoist priests take a peek at the burning issue, they can intervene in some major national affairs.

Mo Bai thought, maybe it's time to realize her potential as an Oscar queen.

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