Hilarious Gongxue

Mo Bai felt that she was helpless.

Liu Banxian stood under the pear blossoms, lowering his eyes and eyebrows.

Ye Qingchen and Jiang Jinyue stood on both sides of Liu Banxian, ready to trip Liu Banxian at any time...

Mo Bai sank into his dantian, and shouted: "Tell me, what's your name?!"

Liu Banxian took a deep breath, and then shouted out in the same heroic manner: "Liu Banxian!"

Mo Bai spit out old blood to the pear tree...

"Damn, why can't you have a serious name?" Mo Bai raised his forehead: "You were born with the name Liu Banxian, and your father can predict your future career?!"

Liu Banxian blushed: "My father gave me a name..."

Mo Bai gasped in his dantian and roared again: "Say it out loud!"

Liu Banxian plucked up his courage and shouted: "Liu Erdan!"

Mo Bai: "..."

Sure enough, she is too naive, this name is really down-to-earth...

Liu Banxian muttered in a low voice: "My father said, people are cheap... Bah, a cheap name is easy to support."

Mo Bai waved his hand: "I was wrong. I shouldn't expect a low-level working people to come up with some tall and gorgeous names. Forget it, let me choose one for you."

Liu Erdan expressed strong objection: "No, the name is given by the parents, you can't tamper with it at will!"

"Don't you want me to introduce you to the emperor, you should say this: Hello everyone, this is the worldly expert I found for the emperor, I heard that the reincarnation of the Supreme Lord, his name is Liu Erdan ..."

Erdan Liu: "..."

Ye Qingchen expressed his opinion: "I don't think this name is reliable."

Jiang Jinyue agreed: "Sounds like an egg dealer?"

Yun Jin sat on another pear tree to watch the show: "I think, after you finish speaking... no, after you finish saying your name, you will be dragged out and beheaded. It's a snap, absolutely without any precautions!"

Liu Erdan shrank his head: "So cruel?"

Ye Qingchen responded: "Cruel!"

"Bloody!" Mo Bai nodded.

"I didn't even bring the corpse to you to bury!" Yun Jin threatened in turn.

Jiang Jinyue didn't open his mouth, he felt that if he frightened again, he would get sick...

In the end, in the balance of life and filial piety, Liu Erdan chose the former without hesitation. Just kidding, did Liu Erdan's mother give birth to him, and was he chopped off?

Mo Bai pondered for a long time: "Since your surname is Liu, how about you call it Liu Hai?"

"I don't think this name is very prestigious?" Ye Qingchen said.

Mo Bai: "...you can do it?"

"How about... Liu Yuan?"

"Liu Yuan?" Mo Baihu asked with a small face, "How round is it?"

Ye Qingchen paused: "Liu Yuan is so round!"

"Wow, is that quite round?" Mo Bai started a cold fight with Ye Qingchen.

Liu Erdan expressed that he was very tired...

Jiang Jinyue: "..."

Yun Jin: "Let me see, how about calling Liu Dahai directly?"

Mo Bai: "Liu Dahai? Good name, ah, Dahai, why are you full of water!"

Yun Jin: "...Forget it or don't want it, you can continue to think about it."

Mo Bai reiterated: "It must be a high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury and connotation, which is daunting to listen to, as ethereal and uncertain as a fairy outside the world, full of fairy wisdom, great wisdom and foolishness, inseparable..."

Yun Jin complained unceremoniously: "This, it seems, is a bit difficult?"

Ye Qingchen had a flash of inspiration: "Liu Zhizhi!"

Mo Bai: "Strong rural style, Ye Qingchen, you are from the countryside, no wonder you talk so much."

Ye Qingchen said that his heart was hurt.

"It's really not possible, let's call him Liu Shanghai." Yun Jin suggested.

Ye Qingchen didn't miss the opportunity to attack Yunjin: "You are so ambitious, a man from Rihai!"

Yun Jin immediately retorted: "My friend, you need Omiao automatic cleaning powder."

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "Liu Shanghai? Would you rather go directly to Ye Shanghai?" Then he hummed a few words: "Ye Shanghai~Ye Shanghai~You are a city that never sleeps~~~"

Yunjin said that she needed a wooden bucket to hold her and spit.

Liu Erdan: "..." Mama, I'm so good!

Jiang Jinyue spoke at the right time, but he had no choice but to face a group of named wastes, and he felt a pressure like Mount Tai pressing on his shoulders...

As the intellect of the Mo family when Yehuangmo was away, Jiang Jinyue gave a name that sounded tall, but was actually tall: "Liu Lian."

"Fake, durian." Mo Bai was startled: "The king of fruits is really domineering!"

Jiang Jinyue: "...Is it the intention of clean government and clean style, how come you have changed your taste?"

Mo Bai joked: "The durian taste is too strong, let's change it."

"..."

Then there was a silence like death...

"Liu Mang is good." Ye Qingchen finally broke the silence.

"Liu Mang? Hooligan?" Mo Bai criticized: "Comrade, your thoughts are quite dangerous..."

Ye Qingchen: "...be polite."

Liu Erdan finally couldn't help but cursed: "You guys! Do you have any sincerity? Do you have any? I'll ask you! Do you have any!"

Everyone in Mobai shook their heads unanimously: "No."

Liu Erdan: "...someone come to put up the bricks..."

Mo Bai sat under the tree and pondered for a long time, and then said: "Liu goes to heaven? Liu goes to earth? Liu goes to sea?"

Ye Qingchen: "...Okay, very strong, why don't you call Hailukong directly?"

Jiang Jinyue said with a sigh: "Why don't we call him Liu Zixian."

Liu Erdan burst into tears, finally a normal person...

Mo Bai patted his thigh: "Okay, then call me Liu Zixian!"

Ye Qingchen agreed: "Hi Liu Zixian, this is it."

Yun Jin said helplessly: "This is a little more normal, let's make do with it."

Then the matter of naming was finally settled, Mo Bai looked at the white and tender Liu Erdan in front of him... Oh, Liu Zixian, he squinted his eyes.

"You said, what qualities should one possess to become a qualified Taoist priest?"

Jiang Jinyue shook her head: "If you're not in his position, you don't plan for his own affairs."

"speak English!"

"I do not know either."

"..."

"I think it must be possessed! There are two points! One! Xiaobai's shamelessness! Two! Xiaobai's eloquence!" Ye Qingchen said seriously.

Mo Bai kicked Ye Qingchen: "Damn it, why don't you just let me fuck you?"

"No, no, no," Ye Qingchen shook his head: "Liu Erdan's professional background is also required..."

Liu Erdan said: "I think from now on, you need to call me Liu Zixian, otherwise, if one day, I am doing something, and then you stand behind me and shout: Liu Erdan, you are dancing again?" Then I choose to die..."

Ye Qingchen raised his forehead: "Okay, Liu Er... Zixian, what professional qualities do you think you should have as a professional?"

Liu Zixian looked confused: "How would I know, I'm not a professional!"

"Don't you rely on this to eat?!"

"Yes!"

"Then you don't know yet? Do you have any professionalism?"

"I used to cheat ordinary people. I started a small business and managed it poorly. I didn't expect that a group of inexplicable people would drag me to cheat the emperor one day! I haven't cheated the emperor before, I have no experience what!"

"...experience is easy to handle. You can ask Mr. Mo. You don't know how many times you have tricked the emperor. No, I plan to trick you again." Ye Qingchen said.

Mo Bai: "... I think, as a Taoist priest who is about to shoulder the entire mission of Feng Qing...that is, you, there is only one thing that needs to be done!"

Liu Zixian: "Which point?"

Mo Bai: "A little more."

Liu Zixian: "What the hell! You might as well! Don't say it!"

Mo Bai continued to talk eloquently: "As a Taoist priest with professionalism, if you don't want to shock the world with wind, you can shock the world with lust!"

Liu Zixian expressed his inability to accept...

Mo Bai paused: "I'm sorry, I've changed my words. As a Taoist priest with professional ethics, you should not shock the world with your eloquence, but move the world with your eloquence!"

"Translating into adult language means being able to talk." Yun Jin silently translated.

Mo Bai nodded: "The one who knows me is Yunjin."

Yun Jin replied: "You can live up to our affection for taking a bath in the same bathtub!"

Ye Qingchen: "...If Yehuangmo is here now, you'd better pray to God immediately, because you won't be able to see the sun tomorrow."

Jiang Jinyue: "If Xu Jingfeng is here, you probably have to sleep in the bathroom tonight."

Yun Jin: "..."

Liu Zixian: "You guys are enough, really."

On this side, what Yehuangmo and the others are facing should not be as simple as sleeping in the toilet...

"Master, where is this?" Shen Ming asked.

"How do I know?" Yehuangmo opened the way ahead.

"So you didn't know anything and we came in?" Shen Ming covered his face: "What if this road doesn't work?"

"Go back the same way." Ye Huang Mo said calmly.

"There are wolves in the back..." Shen Ming said that he could not go back the same way.

"Being tortured to death by hunger or fighting bravely with the wolf king, which one do you choose?"

"It's the same death, I choose a more comfortable way to die, let's starve to death."

"...I really overestimated your integrity."

"Didn't you estimate that I have no integrity?" Shen Ming curled his lips: "Where did the overestimation come from?"

"It wasn't there before, but now it's getting closer to a negative number." Yehuangmo's voice stopped.

Shen Ming was still struggling with Yehuangmo's negative number theory, Yehuangmo suddenly came through with an excited tone: "Shen Ming, we found it."

Shen Ming looked up, and it turned out that there was a waterfall at the end of this path, and Yiqingguo was beside the waterfall, washed by the waterfall, it looked as shiny as agate.

"So how do we get it?" Shen Ming looked at the hanging fruit: "Should we wait for it to fall here?"

Yehuangmo said: "I'll go get it, you can look around to see if there are any clues to get out."

"Good master." Shen Ming immediately set out to search.

Yehuangmo also looked at the fruit, frowning and thinking about how to pick it off.

So neither of them noticed that there seemed to be something slowly swimming in the pool more than ten feet deep below them, trying to rise into the air...

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