Hilarious Gongxue

Yehuangmo looked at the waterfall flying down, thinking about how to pluck the fruit.

The stones under the waterfall have been washed by water all year round, so there are no prominent edges and corners that can be used as support points.

For the first time, Yehuangmo envied Mo Bai's lightness skill, if Xiaobai were here, this kind of difficulty would not be a problem at all.

Shen Ming walked to the side, groping for something on the wall. Behind this path is the lair of the Ice Soul Wolf King. If you can't find a way out, you will definitely die here, so Shen Ming looked at the wall very carefully. face, for fear of missing that pitifully small chance of life.

While Shen Ming Yehuangmo was performing his duties, Shen Ming groped for the wall, and then a centipede as thick as two fingers crawled past his feet...

However, Shen Ming has never been a good man and a faithful woman, and the virtue of good life in heaven does not have any effect on Shen Ming.

Then, without any accident, Shen Ming stretched out his life-threatening chain legs, and the frighteningly beaten centipede died with a crisp sound, and the green juice in its body splashed all over the ground.

So within 5 minutes, Shen Ming began to regret his kick...

Because with their extraordinary hearing, they could already clearly hear some rustling sounds, like the feeling of a centipede crawling across the ground.

Moreover, not one, nor a hundred, nor a thousand, but hundreds, thousands, countless.

Ye Huangmo's face changed suddenly, and he immediately lit a torch to look at their feet.

Sure enough, this disgusting and terrifying arthropod was everywhere in the place where the fire irradiated.

Shen Ming spat lightly: "What's the matter, why are there so many centipedes here?"

Yehuang Mo said in a deep voice: "It may be more than what we saw. These centipedes should have been dormant. It is estimated that your foot woke them up."

Shen Ming recalled that the big centipede he stepped on was as thick as two fingers and at least twenty centimeters long. Could it be the centipede king?

Shen Ming's face immediately turned green: "No, can't you? You said it is a centipede king, why don't it stay in the cave well, why come out and wander around?!"

While lighting a torch to force the centipede away, Ye Huangmo said, "Maybe he wakes up and goes to the toilet?"

Shen Ming: "Ah, that's really sad, Amitabha, Hallelujah..."

Yehuangmo raised her eyebrows: "I think you should save some time and pray for yourself later."

Shen Ming looked at more and more centipede groups under his feet, and said with a bitter face: "It's my fault, I shouldn't have itchy feet, and trampled your emperor to death, otherwise, let's discuss it, brothers centipede , you let us out first, and then I will find you another one?"

Ye Huangmo looked disgusted: "You seem to be deliberately making me laugh."

"What should I do now, are you waiting to be eaten by centipedes?" Shen Ming asked hastily.

Yehuangmo looked at the Yiqingguo by the waterfall, and said, "Hold on for a while, it doesn't matter if you get bitten twice, I've seen it, these are ordinary centipedes, if you get bitten twice, you can still save them, I'll go get them back first." Take off the memory fruit."

Shen Ming said bitterly: "What if you get bitten a lot?"

Ye Huang Mo paused, and then said: "I will collect the body for you, if I am free."

Shen Ming: "..."

Before Shen Ming could express his hard work and his little dream of wanting Yehuangmo to pay more wages, Yehuangmo pushed Shen Ming away and took the only life-saving torch to open the way...

Shen Ming drew out the dagger and flew it up and down in his hand, thus forming a rather bloody scene. Shen Ming's finger holding the dagger had already turned into a phantom, and then centipede corpses were thrown out of the phantom continuously, and there were constant A centipede got into the range of the phantom...

A whole centipede slaughterhouse.

And Yehuangmo didn't dare to delay, took the torch to force the centipede back, Yehuangmo used a taller stone as a stepping stone, and then rushed up the waterfall.

Quickly picked off the memory fruit, then supported the wall with both hands, and bounced himself back to the shore with his strength.

It's a pity that there were centipedes all over Shiya at that time, and Ye Huangmo's finger was bitten twice immediately.

Yehuangmo snorted, shook off the centipede from her finger, and retreated to Shen Ming with the torch.

Shen Ming was not much better at this time, his fingers had already been bitten a few times, and there were even a few centipedes coiled around him before he could shake them off.

Ye Huangmo helped Shen Ming shoot off the injured centipede, and then used torches to drive back the centipedes that surrounded him like a tide.

"Master, let's go back the same way." Shen Ming was clearly poisoned, and his words were somewhat lacking in confidence.

Yehuangmo didn't speak for a long time, and he said: "No, don't say that there is a wolf king guarding there, we have already been poisoned, let alone the wolf king, even ordinary wolves can't beat it, and even if we are defeated Wolf King, we can't get out of that maze either."

Shen Ming was silent for a while, then said word by word: "Listen to you."

Yehuangmo's eyes widened, Shen Ming seldom joked, and now he is not even in the mood to joke, it seems that the situation is worse than he imagined.

Yehuangmo looked at the fading flame in his hand: "The torch is about to burn out."

Shen Ming didn't speak, because he knew that the torch was their life time, once the torch was extinguished, tens of millions of centipedes would surround them, even if the Virgin Mary came, it would be useless.

Ye Huangmo sighed: "If the torch is about to go out, we'll split up and try to find the way out by taking this opportunity. If you find it first, go in first and call me later."

Shen Ming nodded heavily, his eyes fell on the gradually dimming torch...

Feng Qing, Mo House.

Mo Bai was dressed in an official uniform, with his collar straightened, looking at Liu Zixian beside him.

"Ready?" Mo Bai raised his eyebrows.

Liu Zixian was dressed in a black brocade suit with a silver-gray gauze coat, coupled with his fair and tender face and the strange and inexplicable birthmarks under his eyes, there was something mysterious about him, and he was like a fairy. .

Liu Zixian nodded: "Ready."

"Okay, today is Fushi, do you know what to do?" Mo Bai said.

"I know." Liu Zixian wiped his sweat. He has been in the Mo Mansion for more than ten days, and he already knows what he should know. Moreover, Xu Shi'an's misfortune to the government not only angered the officials, but also the common people. , is not stable.

So Liu Zixian agreed to Mo Bai without hesitation.

Even if you don't agree, it's useless...

Ye Qingchen and Jiang Jinyue nodded, and sent Liu Zixian to the carriage.

The four of Mo Bai took a car all the way to the suburbs. Today is the Emperor's "Ask the Wine to the Blue Sky" event. They couldn't make it early, so they went to the wilderness to ask the gods. Mo Bai said, if I were a god, I would just throw a brick from the sky Come down and shoot you to death.

When Mo Bai and the others arrived, the Fushi hadn't started yet, and the emperor was already furious.

Because the Taoist priest who was in charge of delivering the note was gone.

Of course, this was premeditated, Mo Bai and Liu Zixian met eyes, Liu Zixian nodded, and then separated from Mo Bai.

Mo Bai brought Ye Qingchen and Jiang Jinyue into the team, and the emperor was throwing a teacup: "Find it for me! If you can't find anything, come and see me!"

The leader of Jinyiwei, Dongfang Baigui, broke out in a cold sweat. He was about to take people out to look for it when he heard a burst of hearty laughter: "Hahahaha, sometimes there must be something in life, and there is always time in life. Don't force it. Since this thing is lost, you can buy it." It proves that he doesn't belong to you in the first place, so why bother to pursue him?"

The emperor was taken aback: "Who are you?"

"An ordinary master can't get into the eyes of the emperor." Liu Zixian smiled lightly, standing still in front of the emperor, dressed in an ethereal attire, and the birthmark that seemed to be moving right now, even the emperor took a deep breath.

Liu Zixian raised his foot and was about to leave. I have to say that this trick of playing hard to get was really effective. The emperor immediately said: "Stop!"

Liu Zixian paused, didn't look back, instead laughed twice, and started walking again.

Mo Bai couldn't help but praise Liu Erdan's acting skills. If she hadn't thought up this plan, she would have wondered where this guy came from. What a waste of the great materials of the motherland!

So the emperor jumped into the pit logically: "Master, stop!"

Standing in the crowd, Xu Jingfeng's eyes flickered. Looking at Mo Bai's honest look, he understood instantly.

Normally, when this girl saw this scene, her eyeballs would have been rolling like crazy. Today, she is so peaceful, as if she knows what will happen next.

Xu Jingfeng didn't plan to stand out, after all, whoever is stupid knows about such a thing, Xu Shi'an has been the chief assistant for too long, and he almost forgot who he is.

Liu Zixian stopped in his tracks, and looked at the emperor who was walking towards him with a detached smile. On the surface, he was very calm. If anyone noticed his hands now, they would find that his hands hidden under his sleeves were clenched. He was so tight that his palms were already soaked in sweat.

Your majesty, this is a technical job!

"Sir, is a Taoist priest?" The emperor glanced at the fragrant leaf Taoist crown on Liu Zixian's head.

Liu Zixian smiled slightly, nodded without saying a word, and made ten percent of the tall man's posture.

The emperor breathed a sigh of relief: "Then how about asking sir to do me a favor?"

Liu Zixian chuckled: "How can Zixian be able to help His Majesty with his work? It's really a disgrace to the grassroots. I really dare not do it, I dare not do it!"

Although I really want to say something, yes!Don't talk about small busyness, I have to help with big busyness!But superficial skills still have to be sufficient, and you still have to come and play if you want to welcome or refuse.

Sure enough, His Majesty the Emperor said: "Sir, what you said is wrong. I see that your whole body is floating in the dust, and you have an immortal demeanor. You must be an expert in the world. With your help today, I'm afraid it will get twice the result with half the effort!"

Liu Zixian pondered for a while, and the foreplay was done enough, so let's get into the main action now.

So he nodded with a smile: "Alright, I just did this favor, and accepted the emperor's favor. It's a great honor."

"Where is it..." The emperor smiled and invited Liu Zixian to the rooftop.

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