Hilarious Gongxue

Mo Bai looked at the legendary number one assassin Emperor Wuming in front of him.

"Aren't you the number one killer?" Mo Bai was bound hands and feet and thrown into the carriage, Yun Jin and the others had already been left behind.

Di Wuming nodded as he drove the carriage: "I am the number one killer."

"The legendary No. [-] killer who kills without blood is actually worried about money every day?" Mo Bai rolled his eyes.

Di Wuming snorted coldly: "Isn't the first killer a human? Does the first killer not eat? Does the first killer not marry a wife?"

Mo Bai hehe twice, slandering anyone who dares to marry you, maybe you will be wanted by the whole country tomorrow.

Di Wuming leisurely drove the carriage, and took him to a suburb.

Mo Bai sighed, what a good place to kill and steal!

Di Wuming jumped out of the carriage, looked at Xu Shi'an who came out from the dark, and said loudly: "I have already told you to bring it to you, pay with one hand and deliver with the other."

Xu Shi'an sneered twice and clapped his hands: "As expected of the number one killer, the efficiency is good."

Mo Bai approached Emperor Wuming: "I suggest you take me away as soon as possible, even if Xu Shi'an's family is the treasury, 5000 million taels of gold can't be taken out."

Di Wuming was taken aback for a moment, then looked at the men in black who were gradually surrounding him, and then gritted his teeth: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "I told you earlier that you don't believe me, you said you are a killer, how can you be so stupid?"

Di Wuming had a gloomy face: "Master Xu, is this going to kill people to eliminate disasters?"

Xu Shi'an smiled and nodded: "You are very smart."

Mo Bai: "..."

Only you will think that he is smart, he really is the same kind!

Di Wuming grabbed Mo Bai's back collar, turned over and jumped onto the big tree beside him, then tiptoed, and started running for his life without saying a word.

Mo Bai tried to communicate with Di Wuming: "My lightness kung fu is much better than yours, or you give me the antidote, and I will take you away?"

Di Wuming said bitterly: "Don't think about it, the money I lost will always be recovered from you!"

Mo Bai was stunned: "Why do you want to get it back from me?"

"Because Xu Shi'an tricked me!"

"But Xu Shi'an cheated you!"

"Well, so I want to get it back from you!"

Xu Shi'an cheated him, and then wanted to get it back from himself?

Mo Bai was held by the back collar, and said with a small face: "Comrade No. [-] killer, I don't think your logical thinking ability is very good?"

Di Wuming: "Average."

Mo Bai: "I think not only your thinking ability is not very good, but also it is easy to push your nose on your face."

Di Wuming: "Shut up!"

Mo Bai snorted coldly: "I am a hostage, I have the right to speak freely, you have to treat the captives well, do you know that?"

Di Wuming: "I'll say it again, shut up!"

Mo Bai snorted coldly again: "I refuse!"

So Di Wuming loosened his hand holding Mo Bai's back collar, and Mo Bai's body sank. Fortunately, Mo Bai practiced lightness kung fu since he was a child, and his reflexes were extremely quick, and he immediately grabbed Di Wuming's... trouser belt.

Mo Bai burst into tears: "I just want freedom of speech, why do you have the heart to throw me, a delicate young man, to a bunch of wolves, tigers and leopards behind you?!"

Di Wuming gritted his teeth: "I deeply feel that with your eloquence, you can completely fight against the Confucian scholars, and drown the so-called wolves, tigers and leopards behind you with your saliva."

Mo Bai was shocked: "So you can use idioms!"

"..." Di Wuming helped his forehead: "I think it's better to throw you down..."

"Wait, hero! Strong man! Why don't you send me back first!" Mo Bai tightly grasped Di Wuming's waistband, with a sincere face: "How about I give you five taels of gold?"

Di Wuming gritted his teeth: "Five taels of gold? Did you send the beggar?"

Mo Bai paused, and then said seriously: "Nonsense! I never send beggars!"

Di Wuming: "..." So should I feel honored?

Feng Qing, Mo House.

"I didn't expect Xu Shi'an to spend such a large sum of money on Xiaobai's life." Yun Jin frowned, "You have to inform Master immediately about this matter. Ye Qingchen, where is your Xiaobai?"

Ye Qingchen put his finger to his lips, a long and loud whistle sounded, and Xiao Xiaobai came over after hearing about it.

Jiang Jinyue frowned: "I don't think Xiaobai has fallen into Xu Shian's hands. I'm afraid someone else took Xiaobai away."

Yun Jin paused: "What do you mean by that?"

"I don't know if you have noticed the numbers reported by Emperor Wuming. Five thousand plays two golds. Even Feng Qing's treasury can't afford so much money now. Do you think Xu Shi'an will have it?" Jiang Jinyue analyzed carefully: "But those men in black who assisted Di Wuming just now were clearly sent by Xu Shi'an. How can this be explained?"

"Look, could it be that Xu Shi'an lied to Di Wuming?" Yun Jin asked.

"It's possible." Jiang Jinyue said.

"Then Xiaobai is safe for the time being." Yun Jin said, "I hope Di Wuming is worthy of his title as the world's number one killer..."

Here, Di Wuming, who is worthy of the title of the world's number one killer - "You are a hostage!" He looked at Mo Bai with an expression on his face that wanted to kill someone.

Mo Bai nodded: "I know!"

"So it's you and not me who should be making the floor!" Di Wuming gritted his teeth, if he didn't still want to use her to trick Yunjin and others, he would have gone down and chopped them up.

And Mo Bai happens to be the one who grabs his weak spot and doesn't let go, so she raised her eyebrows: "But, I'm a frail little scholar, you are a big three and five rough guy, are you going to compete for the bed with me, a little scholar?"

"This is the room I want, why should I give you the bed!"

"But I asked you to ask for an extra room!"

"Do you pay the rent?"

"...I have no money with me."

"Then you are a fart!"

"Just a few taels of silver, what do you want?" Mo Bai disliked.

"As for! Very as for! Very as for! Not ordinary as for!"

"How much? The wife's book or the coffin book?"

"Wife Ben!"

"But you don't even have a wife."

"So I have to save my wife's money."

"...But you don't even have a wife."

"..." Di Wuming covered his face: "Are you going to get down?!"

"Then do you have a wife?"

"No! So you now! Immediately! Immediately! Get out of my bed!"

"Can I say no?"

Di Wuming smiled slightly, then roared with a ferocious face: "What do you say?!"

Mo Bai swallowed his saliva, and said slowly with the principle of shamelessness: "I think it's totally possible!"

Then Di Wuming raised his sword...

Mo Bai rolled over and got off the bed, then looked at Di Wuming with a serious face: "Can I ask you a question?"

"No!" Di Wuming pulled the quilt from Mo Bai's hand, and lay down to sleep.

"Oh." Mo Bai nodded, lay down on the floor, and then said again: "Can I ask you a question?"

"Can't!"

"Oh."

A quarter of an hour later, Di Wuming was about to fall asleep with the quilt in his arms, when Mo Bai's faint voice came: "Can I ask you a question?"

"……Can't."

"Oh."

After half an hour...

"Can I ask you a question?"

"..." Di Wuming bit his quilt and burst into tears: "Ask!"

So Mo Bai asked very seriously: "Why don't you let me sleep on the bed?"

Di Wuming covered his face, trying not to let his tears flow down: "You are not a woman, why should I give it to you!"

Then he heard Mo Bai's deep voice: "If I were a woman, would you give me the bed?"

Di Wuming gritted his teeth and nodded, anyway, it is impossible for Mo Bai to change his gender under his nose, right?

Then a miracle happened, Mo Bai stood up, took off the jade crown on his head, and his beautiful face looked even more exciting under the moonlight.

At this moment, Di Wuming's heart was broken.

Depend on!He really changed his personality under his nose!What kind of crap is this? !

Then he watched Mobai's eyes darken, and obediently let the bed out.

Mo Bai was happily lying on the bed, ready to go to sleep, when suddenly his eyes went dark, and Di Wuming's handsome face was close at hand through the moonlight.

It has to be said that Di Wuming looks pink and jade-carved, with good skin that can't see pores at all, and a pair of peach blossom eyes are even more soul-stirring.

But compared to Yehuangmo, he still lacks a bit of temperament... Mo Bai nodded while thinking.

Di Wuming looked at Mo Bai very seriously, and then said: "I think you caused me to lose my wife, so you have to pay me back."

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "Do you want money!"

Di Wuming laughed: "Then make a promise with your body!"

Mo Bai was like five thunderclaps: "...Are you joking?"

Di Wuming shook his head: "I never joke."

"..." Mo Bai was helpless: "Why do you want me to promise you with your body?"

"Because I like you."

"..." Mo Bai turned over, and the dagger was on his chest: "Tell me, what do you like about me?"

Di Wuming thought for a while, and then began to say: "Well, it looks like the eyes of stars."

Mobai's dagger was raised in front of his eyes.

"A pretty upturned and cute nose."

The dagger swims to the nose.

"Red and full red lips."

The dagger came to the lips.

"Beautiful..." Di Wuming wanted to say more, but Mo Bai put the dagger across his neck, and burst into tears: "To put it bluntly, you want me to die!"

Di Wuming: "..." Could it be that you are going to commit suicide?

"Why can't you marry me? Am I not good-looking?" Di Wuming was very puzzled. Mo Bai threw away the dagger and shook his head: "You are very good-looking, but I already have a sweetheart."

Di Wuming narrowed his eyes slightly: "Who?"

Mo Bai replied: "My sweetheart!"

"Who is your sweetheart?"

"The sweetheart is my sweetheart!"

The corner of Di Wuming's mouth twitched: "Could it be that your sweetheart's name is your sweetheart?"

Mo Bai looked at Di Wuming's eyes changed: "Di Wuming, you have become smarter."

Di Wuming said seriously: "I'm already very smart!"

"My son thinks..." A pleasant male voice came from the door: "Your cleverness may have to say goodbye to you... because your head is about to go the other way."

Mobai's eyes lit up: "Yehuangmo?"

The voice at the door paused, and then sounded again, mixed with strong emotion: "Xiaobai, I'm back."

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