Hilarious Gongxue

Mobai's surge of nostalgia and ecstasy at Yehuangmo's departure and return at that moment was an inexplicable pain.

"Di Wuming...you stepped on my foot." When Mo Bai squeezed out these words, Ye Huangmo had already opened the door and entered.

She was dressed in a red dress, her light-colored lips were slightly pursed, and her eyes were fixed on Di Wuming.

Di Wuming hurriedly retracted his feet, and said: "Sorry, sorry, I didn't see it haha..."

Mo Bai: "..."

She imagined the reunion with him, that was standing under the rain of pear blossoms all over the sky, he gently hooked the corners of his lips, opened his arms leisurely in a charming and natural gesture, and then murmured like a love story: " Xiaobai, I'm back."

But the script doesn't seem right?

What is the situation now?As a hostage, she was fighting for the right to use the bed with the world's number one assassin who was a kidnapper, and then... it was more tragic.

Mo Bai turned his head to look at Ye Huangmo's stunning face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

What's the matter with this inexplicable feeling of being raped in bed?

Ye Huangmo slightly hooked the corners of her lips, but the words she uttered were filled with a chill: "From now on, stay a hundred steps away from the people around you, otherwise, it will be forever."

After all, Di Wuming was also the number one assassin in the world. Seeing Ye Huangmo single-handedly and with sloppy footsteps, it was obvious that he had been seriously injured and hadn't recovered yet, so he puffed up his chest and said arrogantly: "How can you kill me?" Sample?"

Mo Bai swallowed, turned around and ran over to hug Yehuangmo's thigh, and persuaded him very kindly: "Generally, people who say such things are either cannon fodder or tricksters, and what will happen in the end, give up, kid, are you Can't handle the protagonist."

Di Wuming: "..."

Ye Huangmo squinted his eyes, and slowly opened the bone painting fan, and the bloodthirsty chill immediately overwhelmed the sky.

"Forget it, Huang Mo, you have not recovered from your serious injury, you can't withstand half a stick of incense with this kind of coercion." Hua Yuejing's squeaking voice came from outside the window, and then a figure in red rolled inside and stood still, not Hua Yue. Who else is Moon Mirror?

Yehuangmo was so angry that his teeth itch: "Hua Yuejing, will you die if you don't dismantle my platform?"

Hua Yuejing immediately showed a heartbroken expression: "I'm doing this for your own good, Huang Mo!"

Yehuangmo's painted bone fan was clearly aimed at Huayuejing...

Hua Yuejing quickly waved his hand: "Ahem, don't get excited, don't get excited, the enemy is unanimous in front of the outside world, and internal conflicts are resolved internally!"

Di Wuming: "..." Do you take me, the number one assassin in the world, seriously?

Mo Bai wrinkled his nose: "Are you two wearing shemale red to harm good women?"

Yehuangmo raised eyebrows slightly when she heard the words: "Do you think you are a woman from a good family?"

Mo Bai: "..."

"Your perception of yourself may be a little off."

Mo Bai: "...Yehuangmo, did you come back to talk about me?"

Ye Huangmo turned her head: "I'm just telling the truth."

Mo Bai: "...you feel your conscience and ask yourself, is this right?"

Then Yehuangmo put his hand on Mobai's left chest seriously, and said with a righteous face: "Yes!"

Hua Yuejing: "..."

Mo Bai: "..."

Di Wuming: "..."

Then Comrade Mobai wanted to slap Yehuangmo in shame, but Hua Yuejing hurriedly shouted: "Keep someone under my command!"

Mo Bai: "..."

Yehuangmo: "..."

Hua Yuejing took a breath, and then continued: "Yehuangmo can't fight now!"

Mo Bai was puzzled: "Why?"

Hua Yuejing said seriously: "Because of love!"

Mobai's slap broke away from Yehuangmo and slapped Huayuejing...

"Wait! Yehuangmo is seriously injured now. He is wearing red clothes today to cover up the fact that he is pale! If you don't believe me, you can feel his pulse!" Hua Yuejing stopped when Mo Bai slapped him, and then slightly I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Are you injured?" Mo Bai turned his head and asked.

Yehuangmo turned around and walked out of the room: "No."

Mo Bai hurriedly caught up: "Let me take a look." After speaking, he was about to grab Yehuangmo's hand.

Yehuangmo turned around, avoiding Mo Bai's little hand reaching up to grab his wrist: "I'm fine."

Mo Bai frowned, without saying a word, his hand followed Ye Huangmo's wrist and turned around, wrapping around his wrist.

"Is it okay?" Mo Bai sneered: "The pulse is weak, the breathing is unstable, the poisoning is quite deep, and the residual poison has not cleared up. Tell me it's okay?"

Yehuangmo didn't stop, nor did she speak.

"Are you angry?" Mo Bai sensed Yehuangmo's abnormality.

Yehuangmo didn't speak.

"why are you mad?"

Yehuangmo believes that silence is golden.

Mo Bai said impatiently: "Yehuangmo, what are you angry about?!"

Yehuangmo stopped at Mo Bai's roar, then raised her head and looked at Mo Bai.

Looking at Ye Huang Mo's firefly eyes, Mo Bai felt a sense of grievance, and a little foggy color appeared, Mo Bai's heart twitched when he looked at Ye Huang Mo's eyes like tears.

Mo Bai felt guilty in his heart, but his tone softened immediately: "Yehuangmo, don't be angry, okay?"

Yehuangmo lowered her head, touched her black lips with the tip of her nose, and said slowly: "Why am I angry?"

"Because... I put it back when you let it go?"

Ye Huangmo's lips lowered down and bit Mo Bai's slightly parted cherry lips fiercely, Mo Bai cried out in pain, and at the same time retreated some distance from Ye Huangmo.

"Why am I angry?" Ye Huangmo looked at Mo Bai and asked again.

"Because..." Mo Bai thought hard, and he could only say one reason.

Because she didn't know why Yehuangmo was angry!

"Well……"

"Why am I angry?"

"I... because... well..."

"Why am I angry?"

"...I don't...um..."

So when Mobai was blocked by Yehuangmo for the seventh time, she finally shouted: "I don't know! I don't know why you are angry!"

When Yehuangmo saw Mo Bai was about to cry, he sighed softly, and hugged Mo Bai into his arms: "I'm not angry."

Mo Bai: "..."

You are fucking kidding me.

Yehuangmo picked up Mo Bai by the waist, jumped to the top of the tree, gently put Mo Bai down, and then sat down himself.

"Actually, I'm still a little angry." Ye Huangmo said.

Mo Bai: "..." How distorted is your character?

"Because Xiaobai doesn't seem to care about me." Ye Huangmo's voice was a little lost, and Mo Bai's heart was suffocated.

"At least I don't care about me as much as before." Ye Huangmo looked at the moonlight, as if he was missing something: "I thought I could make you fall in love with me again, but I found that no matter what I did, I could only stay in a fixed position. position, stay in your heart, and can't get an inch in."

"But in the past, you obviously cared about me." Ye Huangmo turned her head to look at Mo Bai, as if thinking of something, the corner of her mouth curved warmly and brightly: "You will grind ink and spread paper for me, and I will Kiss me in my sleep."

It turns out that I did such unreasonable things when I was a child?Sure enough, the wretchedness has to start with the doll... Mo Bai thought embarrassingly.

Yehuangmo whispered, and the memories of her childhood are like a treasure.

But Mo Bai didn't remember at all.

She watched Yehuangmo's indifferent lips change and close, and told in detail some embarrassing things she did when she was a child, the love in her eyes couldn't be resisted.

Then Yehuangmo talked... and fell asleep leaning against the tree trunk.

Mo Bai rolled his eyes helplessly, and looked at Ye Huangmo who raised his head slightly, breathing lightly and shallowly, fingertips that were almost transparent under the moonlight, and a handsome face that shared the anger of man and god.

Then, as if in a daze, she wanted to lean over and kiss the corner of his slightly curled lips.

In fact she did.

Yehuangmo's lips were soft, cool and comfortable.

Mo Bai's thoughts were still unfinished, but Ye Huangmo frowned, and then opened his misty eyes.

"What are you doing?" Ye Huangmo stroked the corner of her lips, joy flashed in her eyes.

Mo Bai coughed a few times in embarrassment: "I think your clothes are going to merge with the moonlight."

Yehuangmo rolled her eyes: "I'm wearing red."

"...Color is not the point." Mo Bai looked up at the moon.

"Oh?" Ye Huang Mo's eyebrows and eyes curved: "Then Xiaobai thinks I'm going to become a fairy?"

Mo Bai instinctively blurted out: "I'm afraid you will walk out of the moonlight naked!"

Yehuangmo: "..."

"Yehuangmo." Mo Bai's voice became serious: "I can work hard and remember the past."

Yehuangmo was startled, and looked at Mo Bai quietly.

Mo Bai blushed, and buried his head into Yehuangmo's chest: "I will try to remember, because Yehuangmo likes it."

Yehuangmo's low smile came from next to his ear: "Xiaobai, you are really the cutest woman I have ever seen."

Mo Bai looked up angrily: "Have you seen other women?"

Yehuangmo nodded slightly.

"Who?"

"My mother."

"...You seem to be trying to make me laugh on purpose."

"noob."

"Ok?"

"You promised me."

"Promise what?"

"Reminds me of my childhood."

"……so what?"

"I have a way to remind you... Specifically, Hua Yuejing has a way to remind you."

Mo Bai shuddered: "What reason do I have to believe that he isn't cheating on me?"

Yehuang Mosen sneered: "It doesn't matter, if he cheats us again this time, I will let him go to the ground to cheat Hades."

Mo Bai: "I think why you gave him a chance to cheat us this time? Just send him to see the King of Hades!"

Ye Huangmo took a deep look at Mo Bai: "I didn't expect that your hatred for Ye Huangmo has reached such a state that you can't kill and never dissolve your hatred."

Mo Bai showed his cold little white teeth: "If he was standing in front of me now, I wouldn't hesitate to swallow a mouthful of shit and spray him to death."

Yehuangmo: "...Why do you want to hug yourself?"

Mo Bai nodded: "It's the same when you come to Han."

Yehuangmo: "..."

The next day, Mo Mansion.

Hua Yuejing looked at Di Wuming who was bound by five flowers, and raised his middle finger in disdain.

"He's the number one assassin in the world. He can't even take three moves. I'm afraid I'll be ashamed if I say it!"

Di Wuming stared at Hua Yuejing with resentment, and shouted: "If you have the guts, go and catch that pervert's three tricks!"

Yun Jin kicked Di Wuming's ass: "Who do you call a pervert?"

Di Wuming would rather die than surrender: "It's you, it's you, it's you!"

"Our friend, little Nezha!" Mo Bai, who had just woken up, walked in while stretching, followed by Ye Huangmo, who looked refreshed.

Ye Qingchen: "..."

Jiang Jinyue: "..."

Ye Qingchen and the others were used to Ye Huangmo walking in from Mo Bai's room, but Hua Yuejing sprayed Di Wuming's face with a sip of tea.

Di Wuming: "..." Who did I provoke and who provoked me? !

"You young people, are you too impatient?" Hua Yuejing shot back and forth at Mo Bai with colored eyes.

Yehuangmo sneered: "Hua Yuejing, have your eyelids fallen off?"

Mo Bai looked at Di Wuming, who was tied up in such an ugly way, and remembered that he had magnanimously given up the bed to her, so he said, "Let him go, he is not a bad person... It's just that his IQ is not in the service area. "

Yehuangmo sneered again: "A person like this should be chopped off with a fan. It's too wasteful to live."

Di Wuming has been wondering when the two nouns fan and cut can be used together?

Mo Bai waved his hand: "If it wasn't for him, I would have been hacked countless times in Xu Shi'an's hands."

Yehuangmo continued to sneer: "If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't have fallen into Xu Shian's hands."

Mo Bai stroked his chin: "There is some truth in what you say."

Di Wuming's expression changed instantly: "Do you want to kill people to silence them?"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes: "Is this the time to kill people and silence them? Is Ye Qingchen a relative of your family?"

Ye Qingchen: "Get lost..."

Di Wuming snorted coldly: "Anyway, I won't let it go, you caused me to lose my wife, you have to pay me!"

Mo Bai clicked his lips: "Forgive me, the way you are now... the idiom "let it go, let it go" cannot be used."

Di Wuming was furious: "What exactly do you want to do?!"

Mo Bai untied the rope from Di Wuming's body: "I want you to promise me a request."

"Why?"

Mo Bai turned his head to Yehuangmo and said, "Yehuangmo, I also think that he is indeed a waste of food..."

Then Yehuangmo slowly opened the Bone Painting Fan...

Di Wuming immediately said: "What request?"

"Secretly monitor Xu Shi'an, and report any changes at any time."

"Aren't you overqualified, I won't do it!"

"Yehuangmo, I think..."

"To monitor is to monitor, it is my honor to monitor Xu Shi'an for you!"

"...good boy."

"...Thank you for the compliment." Di Wuming's heart was distorted at this moment.

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