Hilarious Gongxue

On this day, the weather was exceptionally bright.

On this day, the emperor was very happy.

On this day, Xu Shian was extremely tragic.

What the emperor wrote on the brocade silk that day was: Why can't the world be governed?

This is a profound question. To put it bluntly, it is why my country is so weak.

Then Liu Zixian answered him—of course, it can also be said that Comrade Shenxian answered him.

Employing people is not virtuous, and virtuous people are not used.

This unvirtuous person refers to Xu Shi'an, but no one dares to say who the virtuous person refers to.

But the emperor is the emperor after all, so Emperor Feng Qing waved his hand: "The first assistant Xu Shi'an blasphemed the gods, demoted to three ranks, and exiled to the south of the Yangtze River!"

Speaking of exile, the place in the south of the Yangtze River has beautiful mountains, rivers, beautiful people and even more beautiful people, but it is just to let Xu Shi'an change to another place to enjoy his blessings.

However, this was already a fatal blow to Xu Shi'an, because he was completely far away from the center of political power, and even if he died, he would not be able to make a name for himself in the court.

Mo Bai hooked the corners of his lips sarcastically, so many loyal men were bleeding and beheaded, they can't exchange for a little punishment from Emperor Feng Qing to Xu Shi'an, now they just invited a Taoist priest and performed a very false ceremony, that's enough Make Xu Shian completely down.

I don't know how the underground heroes will feel.

However, no matter what, Xu Shi'an has been defeated, but Mo Bai understands that success is still far away from her... at least not very close.

Because there is a harem concubine waiting for her in front of her.

To be honest, in terms of Concubine Wan Gui's IQ, it really wasn't worth Mo Bai's trouble.

However, Fengxi You should not be underestimated.

Playing a fool for so many years without being discovered by others is enough to make Mo Bai ashamed.

After all, being an idiot is not because you want to pretend, you can pretend if you want!

Mo Bai was sitting in the carriage thinking, when suddenly a slender hand stretched in and pushed aside the curtain of the carriage, revealing a handsome face.

Mo Bai rolled his eyes, he really said Cao Cao Cao Cao is here.

"The carriage of Chief Assistant Mo...you can see everything at a glance." Feng Xiyou got into the carriage and sat down beside Mo Bai.

Because Mo Bai has always been a stingy master, this carriage is big, but not luxurious.

After all, she and Jiang Jinyue and Ye Qingchen had to be seated. Now that Ye Qingchen and Jiang Jinyue are away, it is naturally more spacious.

"This first assistant is clean and honest, does the First Prince have any objections?" Mo Bai raised his eyebrows.

"Don't dare." Feng Xiyou clasped her fists together: "I still know that Mo Shoufu has always been an upright government, otherwise he wouldn't have gone to my eldest prince's mansion every three days to follow the baby... By the way, there is an inlaid door on the west corridor of my house. Is the South China Sea Ye Mingzhu detained by Mo Shoufu?"

Hearing this, Mo Bai nodded in a very righteous manner: "Where is the big night pearl placed, it is easy to be stolen. This threatens the personal safety of the eldest prince. As the chief minister of a country, how can I ignore it! So I sacrificed myself for others The nails on my slender fingers were omitted to help you get rid of this hidden danger!"

Feng Xiyou nodded thoughtfully: "Then I should thank Mo Shoufu for his kindness?"

Mo Bai chuckled: "You are too polite, but if you are really sorry, you can just send a thousand-year-old snow lotus or something to accompany your crime. Of course, I also welcome it."

Feng Xiyou spread her hands: "Unfortunately, all kinds of precious medicinal materials in my First Prince's Mansion were taken away by you in the name of saving me. God knows you just poured two big buckets of water into me."

Mo Bai raised his eyebrows: "I saved you from fire and water, the eldest prince will not be reluctant to pay this little reward, right?"

"Of course I'm willing." Feng Xiyou smiled slightly: "If you hadn't pushed me into this misery with your own hands, I would have been even more willing."

Mo Bai: "..."

Just as they were talking, Yehuangmo's carriage arrived beside him.

Yehuangmo raised the curtain, and saw an unusually coquettish man talking and laughing with his concubine-to-be, his face instantly turned into a rainbow, red orange yellow green blue blue purple.

"Mo Shoufu, let me introduce you?" Feng Xiyou raised her eyebrows, looking at the cold and detached face outside the carriage.

Mo Bai rolled his eyes, and just wanted to call Yehuangmo, but then he thought about it, Yehuangmo is the son of Lan Jin, and it's not good for too many people in Fengqing to know, not to mention, the people sitting in front of her can't tell the difference. Qing is an enemy or a friend.

So he quickly changed his address: "Comrade, why are you here?"

Yehuangmo: "..."

Feng Xiyou: "..."

Ye Huangmo got into the carriage, blocked Feng Xiyou's gaze at Mo Bai, sat beside Mo Bai, and said lightly, "Go home for dinner."

Mo Bai's heart warmed, and he nodded, "I'm waiting for Ye Qingchen and Jiang Jinyue."

Yehuangmo picked up Mo Bai and got out of the carriage: "Let them take that carriage, we will go back first."

Mo Bai nodded, then turned to Feng Xiyou and said, "Eldest Prince, take your leave."

Feng Xiyou smiled lightly, and blinked at Mo Bai: "Mo Shoufu, we have a bright future..."

Mo Bai was taken aback for a moment, then said seriously: "Who is Fang Chang?"

Feng Xiyou smiled heartily: "Fang Chang is you."

Mo Bai: "..." She knew that she would not be able to please such a talker.

Yehuangmo smiled like a flower for a moment: "Xiaobai, you go up first, I will exchange feelings with this prince Fengqing."

Mo Bai was startled: "What kind of relationship do you have with him?"

Yehuangmo smiled and said, "I will make a beautiful prospect for the peaceful future of the two countries."

Mo Bai: "..."

So at dusk, the figure was stretched very long by the setting sun, and the palace guards passing by heard the wailing all over the sky, like a female ghost screaming, but they couldn't see her, how strange!

So much so that Ye Qingchen and Jiang Jinyue, who walked over slowly afterwards, were all excited.

"Jiang Jinyue, there seems to be some strange noise?"

Jiang Jinyue replied: "It's not just strange, it's simply strange!"

Ye Qingchen shook his goosebumps: "Then let's go home by carriage."

Jiang Jinyue is very similar.

Mo Bai looked at Ye Huangmo who walked in with a relaxed face: "Did you beat him up?"

Yehuangmo chuckled: "No, I just splashed acid on his face, that's all."

Mo Bai was shocked: "It can't be true, can it?"

"Of course...it's fake." Ye Huangmo hugged Mo Bai: "It's humiliating to him not to pour sulfuric acid if he grows into that sad look!"

Mo Bai couldn't help but want to say something fair: "Actually... Feng Xiyou looks like a dog."

Yehuangmo narrowed her eyes: "Do you look like a dog like me?"

So Mo Bai shook his head very face-saving: "No, absolutely not! No one looks like a dog like you!"

Yehuangmo: "...Why don't I sound like a compliment?"

Mo Bai is serious: "You heard it wrong, this is a compliment."

Yehuangmo continued to think: "But in my dictionary, human being looks like a dog seems to be a derogatory term?"

Mo Bai: "Your dictionary is a pirated version."

Yehuangmo: "..."

So Mo Bai and Ye Huangmo started an intense and profound academic discussion on the question "Is your life dictionary a pirated copy?"

As for the extent of the intensity, you should be able to get a little idea of ​​Mo Bai's bright red lips when he got off the carriage...

Hua Yuejing expressed disdain for this!despise it!Trample it!

Then Yehuangmo fanned all his resentment back into his stomach.

Aggrieved, Hua Yuejing took out a bright green pill and handed it to Mo Bai: "Huang Mo spent half his life fighting centipede to get this pill back, so it will be a bit bitter."

Ye Qingchen looked confused: "Is there any necessary connection between the two?"

Hua Yuejing thought deeply: "Specifically, there is no connection."

Ye Qingchen: "Master Huage, I haven't seen you for three years, you are becoming more and more beastly."

Hua Yuejing smiled and replied: "Where is it, be polite, you are becoming less and less human."

Ye Qingchen: "..."

Mo Bai's heart suffocated, thinking of Ye Huangmo who was extremely beautiful that day, and Ye Huangmo who was also extremely weak.

However, what Yehuangmo cares about is: "Didn't you try your best to trick me into the snow mountain?"

Hua Yuejing is serious: "Don't care about these details in this kind of lyrical scene."

Then he dragged Jiang Jinyue and Ye Qingchen away, before leaving, he left a sentence: "Yiqing Pill and Yehuangmo are more suitable~"

Yehuangmo looked at Mo Bai.

Mo Bai looked at the pill: "Hua Yuejing said... it will be very bitter?"

Yehuangmo: "I'll feed you."

Then Yehuangmo used his lips to cross the medicine, and put the Yiqing Pill into Mo Bai's mouth.

Mo Bai swallowed the Yiqing Pill, then clicked his lips: "Isn't it bitter?"

Yehuangmo smiled wryly: "Xiaobai, don't care about suffering or not, try to see if you can remember something?"

Mo Bai nodded like a pounding garlic: "Oh."

Then close your eyes and meditate.

Ye Huangmo slowed down her breathing, suppressed her beating heart with great difficulty, and looked at Mo Bai quietly... His Xiao Bai could finally be complete.

After a long time, when Yehuangmo began to worry about whether Mo Bai had fallen asleep, Mo Bai opened his eyes...

Ye Huang Mo's eyes were full of ecstasy, watching Mo Bai open his eyes little by little, and then tremblingly called out: "Xiao Bai?"

Mo Bai looked at Yehuangmo, and then... stuck out his little pink tongue.

"I want to eat frogs."

Yehuangmo: "..."

Although Hua Yuejing had explained the side effects of this medicine before, Ye Huangmo was still worried, and brought Mo Bai, who was sticking out his tongue and yelling "I want to eat a frog", to see Hua Yuejing.

Hua Yuejing helped Mo Bai feel the pulse: "It's okay, it will be fine in a few days. When the snake accepted Xiao Bai's memory, it often imagined that it was a human being, and then climbed into the snow field at the back of the mountain at a 45-degree angle. It started with bright sadness—it almost froze to death outside a few times, but now, fortunately, it still has a bit of snake instinct and can crawl back by itself.”

Yehuangmo frowned: "Then when will Xiaobai's memory start to recover?"

Hua Yuejing looked at Mo Bai who was drooling at the frog: "I dare not say this, but after three days at most, Xiao Bai's memory will recover."

Ye Qingchen looked at Mo Bai with a look of regret: "It used to be just a [false snake spirit disease], but now it has become a [real snake spirit disease]."

Then Ye Huangmo came over with a sharp look, and Ye Qingchen immediately fell silent.

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