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Chen Yefeng sighed slightly and said, "Then the three of us will jump into the air-raid shelter."

"Where is the air-raid shelter???" Iguda Naizi was stunned after hearing this, because she had never found this place on the map.

Chen Yefeng smiled helplessly. His little apprentice was really a vulnerable group among the Teletubbies. He didn't even know where the air-raid shelter was.

But it's right. After all, there are no building signs in the air-raid shelter. For this silly little apprentice, if you don't know, it seems... is understandable?

"Then you fly with me later, don't get lost."

"Okay."

And Jiang Xuefen on the other end of the voice line was also very depressed. Isn't this a stinky man?

I was flirting with other young ladies, but ended up leaving myself alone!

really!

Lu XUN said it well, men are all eels!

Therefore, in order to let Chen Yefeng pay attention to her and at least have a sense of presence, Jiang Xuefen also imitated Igueda Naizi and asked weakly: "What about that, little man, I don't know where the air-raid shelter is, and neither do you." Take me with you!”

The tone was a bit coquettish and a bit greasy, which made Chen Yefeng shiver and shudder when he heard it.

"I said, you and your sister both graduated from top colleges, don't you know English?

Open the map and take a good look at it yourself! "

"Where is it? I can't see it!" Jiang Xuefen opened her eyes and told lies.

"If you have extra eyes, I think you can donate them to people in need.

Also, don’t you know English? Have you been studying with my sister for so long?

Besides, I’ve marked them all on the map, don’t you know how to see them yourself? ! ! "

Chen Yefeng's series of questions and answers made Jiang Xuefen's face turn green.

This heartless little man! ! !

At the beginning, I called her Xiao Tiantian, but now I call her "you, you, you" with such a strange name!

The most important thing is, why did this young lady ask, and you answered, "Fly with me, don't get lost." This kind of words makes people feel warm.

But when it comes to yourself, you are blind, you don’t know English or you can’t read it, etc., and you become impatient when you hear it.

Isn’t this a man?

A man who eats everything and doesn't recognize anyone else!

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Xuefen kept comforting herself.

There is no other way, who made this guy my future husband? What else can I do except pamper him!

Fans in the live broadcast room can’t stand it anymore.

"Damn it, my brother-in-law is so useless. He treats young lady like this. As expected, he is considered a scumbag. This girl is a complete beast!"

"Through the conversation, I suddenly made a major discovery. My uncle actually has a sister!"

"Brothers, Xiaoyuan has made people think about her day and night. Sister, you can do better than that!"

"From now on, I am my uncle's brother-in-law!"

"Brother, don't worry. We both have our own issues. I call you uncle, and you call me brother-in-law. We don't owe anything to each other, and no one takes advantage of the other!"

"You are all a bunch of LSPs, but I am different. I am loyal to my uncle!"

…

At this time, the little apprentice Igeda Naiko couldn't stand it anymore. Although she was very happy in her heart. After all, her wife was so kind to her, but she couldn't neglect others, in case the young lady misunderstood that it was her. What should I do if I let my wife do this on purpose?

I have to say that women are so troublesome sometimes. If you treat her badly, she has various reasons and reasons.

If you treat her well, she doesn't know what she is thinking.

A woman’s heart is as deep as a needle in the sea, the ancients sincerely did not deceive me!

"Daughter-in-law, you can't treat me differently. You have to treat people calmly and not be emotional. Xiaoyuan told me that China is the most hospitable country. How can you do this!

Moreover, the little sister doesn’t know how to play, so you have to teach her patiently! "

"Okay, I got it." Chen Yefeng couldn't help but curled his lips as he listened to his little apprentice's muttering, feeling a little helpless in his heart.

This silly disciple, can't you see that this woman is not interested in drinking? She is not here for the game, she is here for your master's body!

Sure enough, it's not good for a person to be too charming. There will always be people who are greedy for their bodies!

"Do your best as a teacher!" Chen Yefeng sighed after finishing speaking.

There was a feeling of pampering and helplessness in the tone of her voice. Compared with the tone of her conversation with Jiang Xuefen just now, it could be said that there was a difference between heaven and earth. They were completely different!

No, Jiang Xuefen immediately became depressed again!

This ruthless little man, thanks to the fact that he took such good care of him during the live broadcast, it can be said that he gave him the green light all the way.

Otherwise, this live broadcast room would have been blocked a hundred and eighty times!

As a result, this little man actually treated himself like this!

Youran remembers the first time he went to the home of his best friend Chen Shiyi and the first time he saw this little man.

At that time, he would also praise his sister for how beautiful you are. At that time, he would also praise himself for being beautiful and his mouth was so sweet.

But now, he actually starts to dislike himself!

Sure enough, there is a saying that is so damn right!

Men are all really big pig hooves! ! !

The eels have become like wolves with big tails. They can’t eat enough and can’t be fed enough! ! !

Fans in the live broadcast room are also watching the excitement and don't mind it.

"Hey, I seem to smell a hint of gunpowder!"

"Brothers, hurry up and call Xiaodaimei and Xiaotuanzi. If four women gather at a table of mahjong, some uncle will definitely have a headache!"

"What about our Xiaoyuan? Xiaoyuan is my uncle's number one crush! If you call four women over, what will you do to Xiaoyuan!"

"Being sandwiched among so many women, it's really hard for me. I'm willing to help you share this hard work. Please let me help you. I'm not afraid of too much, I'm afraid of not being enough!"

"Brother, I advise you to be careful what you say. As you know with so many young ladies, if you accidentally say the wrong thing, you will definitely fall into a place of eternal disaster!!!"

"My eldest brother-in-law said that there are only five young ladies, which is not enough at all. Our eldest brother-in-law is a beast, and beasts don't know how to be tired!"

Seeing various barrages teasing him, Chen Yefeng couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

Oh shit! This group of people really doesn't mind watching the excitement. Do they have a bunch of fake fans?

He's handsome and charming, can he blame me?

…

After the three of them landed smoothly, Chen Yefeng took his young apprentices Iguda Naizi and Jiang Xuefen towards the air-raid shelter.

Of course, when he landed, he had already perfectly scouted the surroundings. This was all subconscious behavior of a top player.

Since Chen Yefeng already knew that there was no one around, in order to save time searching for equipment, he also said to the two of them: "The three of us search separately, which can save time to the greatest extent and facilitate our next actions. !”

Of course, the young apprentice Igeda Naizi said exactly what his wife said and was very obedient.

After hearing this, he responded sweetly, "Okay~"

After saying that, the infant Teletubbies trotted towards the left side of the air raid shelter.

Soon Iguda Naizi's voice was heard in the voice: "Daughter-in-law, I have a second-level head here, and a third-level bag, and two first-aid kits over there, and a 98K here! "

"You pick it up first, I'll trick you later!" Chen Yefeng accidentally let it slip, which also disgusted the fans in the live broadcast room.

"Listen, listen, listen quickly, is this really something a human being can say?"

"I finally discovered that uncle, you don't do anything with people!"

"What do you know? My uncle is a beast. There is nothing wrong with me doing this!"

"Miss Danaizi is so cute and innocent, but my uncle has the heart to do something to her and deceive her. From now on, I will be my uncle's lifelong fan!"

"What's wrong, tell the truth!"

"Such a cute sister, why are you all standing there in a daze? Let her know how dangerous this society is!"

…

Looking at the barrage and then at himself, Chen Yefeng felt like crying but had no tears.

There was no other reason than that after he separated from the two of them, the first material he saw was the green first-level head.

Looking at this helmet with a sacred light and a meaning of peace, Chen Yefeng took a deep breath.

I always feel like God is hinting me something!

But……

No, how could Xiaoxue wear a hat for herself?

However, as a man, although Chen Yefeng has absolute confidence in himself, he is also very uncomfortable with hats of this color, and he dislikes it from the bottom of his heart.

Therefore, he simply ignored it! ! !

There are only three people in such a big air-raid shelter. I will never settle for this thing! ! !

However, when Chen Yefeng took two steps forward...

Damn it! ! !

Another green level one! ! !

The fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter!

"I used to target my uncle, and I also wanted to be like him, with the red flags at home still flying and colorful flags fluttering outside. Now I have an epiphany. God is hinting that grass has grown on my uncle's head!"

"Brother, you have to be strong. Don't blame your brother for not being human, blame your sister-in-law for being too charming!"

"One thing to say is that when an uncle has a girlfriend, he shouldn't be like this. He should keep a certain distance from the young lady. After all, he has to avoid suspicion if he already has a girlfriend. This is what a man, a truly good man should do. !

Of course, if it were me, it wouldn’t matter to me. Anyone who comes is welcome, don’t ask why, Shenbao tastes great! "

Some fans sent wild comments, teasing Chen Yefeng.

Chen Yefeng, with a dark face, kept searching for equipment in the air-raid shelter.

Finally, he found a Hextech gun, and finally felt a little comfort in his heart.

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