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Although I don't have a helmet yet, after all, my strength is here. Even if I don't have a helmet, wouldn't it be nice to deceive the little apprentice's head?

Looking at Jiang Xuefen, she didn't play games much in the first place, but this time she came to Chen Yefeng specifically to play, but as a result, this little man was so resistant to her.

I'm just greedy for your body. It's not a big deal. It's a bit outrageous to make it seem like life is at stake.

Jiang Xuefen was not very lucky. She didn't have any decent guns. Apart from pistols, there were useless melee weapons such as machetes, pans, and crowbars. This woman was really depressed.

Someone once said that when God closes a window for you, he will also open a window for you.

Since the rookie is not good at operation, he must be lucky. This is what Jiang Xuefen thinks. He is not very good at playing, but he will definitely be able to pick up some good things to make up for it when he lands.

But look at it now, next door to Mala, you can see that there are no guns, but there are only a few medicines. After walking around, I picked up a first aid kit, and the rest were bandages!

Looking at the bandages in her backpack, Jiang Xuefen estimated that it was more than enough to wrap herself up into a mummy.

She remembered that when she played before, she had relatively good luck. Occasionally, she would be hit in the face by an airdrop and land with a gun.

But, what is the situation now, and why did it become like this after forming a team with the little man.

Could it be that……

She and the little man were destined to be inseparable. No, it should be said that the two of them were destined to be at odds with each other! ?

You were born before I was born, but I was already old after you were born?

The script is wrong!

Now it is obvious that I gave birth to you before I gave birth to you, and my old master is just right!

Can’t I eat this tender grass myself?

While Jiang Xuefen sighed leisurely, Chen Yefeng also held SKS and continued to search for supplies.

Although strength is important, items are also important.

You can't let him fight with others with his head bare, what if the blind cat on the other side encounters a dead mouse and shoots his head off.

Without a helmet, a shot to the head would cause an instant kill!

As the saying goes, colored pens defeat masters, and this is not just talk!

However, Chen Yefeng felt particularly depressed when he saw the garbage on the ground that no one else wanted to take a second look at.

Is this woman a master of herself? Otherwise, why would her luck be so bad after she arrived?

Chen Yefeng thought about it very carefully. It seemed that not only Jiang Xuefen, but also Xiling was a little bit jealous of him.

By comparing the two of them, Chen Yefeng can draw a conclusion. The one thing these two women have in common is that they are older than him!

Could it be that I have the kind of attributes that can only be tolerated by young ladies?

That’s too much!

Sighing slightly, Chen Yefeng was just about to continue searching for equipment when he saw Jiang Xuefen's figure getting closer and closer to him.

From time to time, an idea suddenly emerged in Chen Yefeng's heart.

If the majority of single male friends knew about his idea, they would definitely feel ashamed of Chen Yefeng's idea again!

God didn't give you a peerless face just so you can perform orphan surgery, but to give you a home for young ladies all over the world!

It's a pity that Chen Yefeng doesn't think so much now. He is now completely immersed in this upcoming prank.

"What's that? Be careful. I may have misread it just now. It seems that someone fell in with us!"

"Is it true?" Jiang Xuefen asked casually, "Aren't you a professional player? You can see it wrong?"

"What's wrong with professional players? Professional players can't make mistakes. Although I look like Pan An, a jade tree facing the wind, and chic and suave, I am still a human being after all, and I will make mistakes as a human being.

I just heard footsteps, it seemed like there was someone! "

In order to be more realistic, Chen Yefeng also spoke in a particularly solemn tone, making the two Teletubbies sound like they were real.

No, when Iguda Naizi heard this, he immediately became nervous.

"Hey, wife, what should we do if there is someone?"

While the young apprentice was speaking, he was also looking around him to see if there was any place he could hide.

After all, my daughter-in-law once strictly taught me that no matter what happens, I must put dogma first!

If you can't help it, don't fight. If you can, just live with it. If it's really no longer possible, then do it again!

Igueda Naizi remembered that he once asked his wife very seriously, "Daughter-in-law, do you have to hide when you encounter an enemy?"

This was Chen Yefeng's answer at that time.

"It's not impossible to fight. If you want to fight, you can. Just take off all your equipment and throw it aside. Then throw whatever throwables you have, and finally just shoot!"

At that time, Igeda Naizi was particularly excited after hearing this, and said excitedly: "Daughter-in-law, can you kill the enemy in this way?"

However, Chen Yefeng's words made the young apprentice immediately shut up obediently.

That's what Chen Yefeng said at the time.

"Of course not. The reason why my teacher asked you to do this is because it will make you look a little more decent when you are in a box, and you won't be too embarrassed!"

Therefore, when I hear that there is a young apprentice, I immediately panic.

After all, my daughter-in-law's intention at that time was very clear. If you can't beat her, just resist as much as possible, although resisting will only result in a box.

But now that his wife is not by his side and he can't resist, he should quickly look for a place where he can hide!

Listening to the young apprentice's nervous voice and looking at the figure who was in a panic, Chen Yefeng coughed and continued to talk nonsense seriously: "Naizi, don't panic yet, just find a place to hide where you are. Master, I’ll deal with that person first, and then I’ll save you.”

"Is there really someone or not?" Jiang Xuefen couldn't help but ask again.

She always felt that something was wrong, because although Chen Yefeng said that there was someone and heard footsteps, she didn't hear it!

"Are you questioning the judgment of a top professional player?!" Chen Yefeng said directly and unceremoniously.

"I..." Jiang Xuefen took a deep breath, "Okay, you have to protect me."

Chen Yefeng: "..."

"Don't be so cute, I want to vomit!"

"Where do you want to vomit?"

While the two were talking, Jiang Xuefen also walked in the direction of Chen Yefeng. After all, she only had a machete in her hand now and no gun.

Although as the saying goes, no matter how high your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives, but no matter how hard the kitchen knife is, it is also afraid of guns!

I still have to let the little man protect me quickly!

Jiang Xuefen thought about it and hurriedly walked towards where Chen Yefeng was.

But, in the next second, something happened!

I saw.

When Jiang Xuefen just appeared in Chen Yefeng's sight, Chen Yefeng immediately took out his gun and shot.

Moreover, he shot it again and again and roared loudly!

"He's right here, but I caught him. Don't come here yet. I'll take care of him first!"

"Da da da da..."

Along with the sound of gunfire from the underground air raid shelter, a knockdown prompt appeared in the upper right corner instantly.

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"HeiTian used SKS to knock down XueFeiFei with a headshot"

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"that's me!!!"

Jiang Xuefen looked at herself who was knocked down, and her whole body felt bad!

"You ungrateful thing, you don't even recognize me? That's me!"

Jiang Xuefen almost cursed, but when she thought that this was her little man, she had no choice but to turn her anger into complaints.

"It's changed, it's changed, my feelings have changed, you actually don't even recognize me!"

Fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter at this simple scene.

"Uncle, what are you doing! You can actually kill a young lady!?"

"No way, is this what a professional player is? Can't you tell the difference between your own people and the enemy? You actually knocked down your own people?"

"You don't understand. It seems that the uncle accidentally injured a friendly force. In fact, the reason why the uncle knocked down the little sister this time was to help her and let her experience the feeling of being saved. The test stated that the uncle wanted to Let the little sister repay her with her own body. It is obvious that the uncle is on the fifth floor this time!"

"You have all been fooled. My uncle is an old scumbag. It seems that what he said is true. In fact, he just wants to deliberately knock down the little sister and sleep with the little apprentice!"

"Brothers, clear out my scumbag uncle's live broadcast room!"

"In this wave, my first-level stone man flashed and slapped the floor to follow me!!!"

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"Ah! Why did the little sister get knocked down!" The young apprentice Iguda Naizi looked at Jiang Xuefen who was knocked down and shouted with a slow response.

This careless little confused person didn't notice the reminder in the upper right corner at all, otherwise she would have known that it was all Chen Yefeng's doing.

At this time, Igueda Naizi did not forget to remind his wife.

"Daughter-in-law, please kill that person quickly and save the little sister!"

"Ahem, wait a minute!" Chen Yefeng almost broke out in laughter, and the corners of his mouth almost reached the back of his head.

"What, I made a mistake. Someone did run past you just now. I was about to shoot but you suddenly rushed out. This was a friendly fire!

By the way, when I help you up later, you can find a place to hide, so I don’t accidentally hurt you again! "

After Jiang Xuefen heard this, she was quite moved in her heart. As expected of her little man, he still knew how to care about her.

But she didn't know why, she always felt that something was not right. She didn't know why, but she felt this way inexplicably in her heart.

Could it be that this guy was deliberately scaring himself?

When Jiang Xuefen was thinking this, Chen Yefeng also ran over and pulled her up, however! ! !

The moment Jiang Xuefen was helped up by Chen Yefeng, she heard a solemn voice coming from the earphones again: "Damn! That person is over there! Take my shot!!!"

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