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Chapter 295 I swear to the lamp!

After Chen Yefeng took off the silencer and put away the Hextech gun, he ran non-stop in the direction of his young apprentice Iguda Naizi and the woman Jiang Xuefen.

"You really didn't hit me?" Jiang Xuefen, who had learned from her past mistakes, still expressed doubts about Chen Yefeng.

"Of course, I will be so idle and miserable!?"

In one sentence, the fans in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it anymore.

"Little sister, there is no need to doubt that most people, except for beasts like my uncle, can't do this kind of thing!"

"My uncle is indeed a beast. He treats my little sister like this. I am torn apart!"

"Look, uncle, are you doing human affairs? Are you still talking human words?"

"What do you know? My uncle is a role model for men of our generation!"

"You can't get used to women. The more you get used to them, the worse they will be. Brother, you did a great job. I support you with both hands!"

"A person as handsome as my uncle must have the best looks in the world, right?"

"It's really not you?" Jiang Xuefen couldn't help but ask again.

"I swear to the lamp, it's really not me!" Chen Yefeng also told lies with his eyes open, and it can be said that he could tell more lies than anyone else.

"There might be someone there, be careful!" Jiang Xuefen said, and began to look around. However, she didn't see anyone in front of her, and there was only her little man in the back. This didn't feel right.

"Is there really someone who pretends to be someone else? Don't lie to me!"

"I've even been shot, what do you think!" Jiang Xuefen was depressed.

"Okay, then you cross the bridge first!" Chen Yefeng showed a manly look, "Don't worry, I will definitely do my best to protect you. With me here, he shouldn't dare Show your head easily!"

"Hey, is the little man enlightened?" Jiang Xuefen was naturally happy after hearing this.

But just in case, she still asked a second time: "Can you swear again that you really weren't the one who shot that shot just now?"

"I swear to the lamp!" Chen Yefeng's tone was full of seriousness, as if he meant it.

"Are you sure it wasn't you?" Just in case, Chen Yourong confirmed again.

Chen Yefeng was also shocked when he heard this. It seemed that this woman still had not given up her doubts about herself!

However, this will definitely not be a problem for him.

"Don't worry, I'm not a child anymore. What I did just now is enough. How can I do it a second time?

Moreover, what is the situation now? We are so far away from the safe zone. Why am I causing trouble in my spare time? If I really want to fight, why don't I run into the safe zone? "

"You mean, you had this plan, but the reason why you didn't take action was because you were not in a safe zone?" Jiang Xuefen grasped the key point.

"What the hell..." Chen Yefeng hesitated, wondering if this woman is so good at picking up words, how can you answer this!

"I was just joking, how could I really do such a heartless thing!"

Seeing that what her little man said was true, Jiang Xuefen also said in a leisurely tone, "Then do you want to make an oath!"

"Damn, you actually doubted me!" Chen Yefeng's tone revealed a sense of grievance, as if he had really been wronged.

"Okay, I swear to the lamp, I really didn't have this idea, I was just joking!"

However.

Just after Chen Yefeng finished speaking, there was a sudden click, and the originally brightly lit room instantly dimmed.

"This..." Chen Yefeng was stunned, what the hell is going on?

Could it be that there was a power outage? No, my computer is still on!

Is the light bulb really broken?

Guaiguai Longdi Cave, swear by yourself, broke the light bulb?

Fortunately, this woman didn't know, otherwise she would have lost her appointment this time!

Fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned.

"I'll go, it's really effective. Brother, please don't swear randomly in the future. I don't want to have no anchor to watch in the future!"

"Wow, today, I lost my uncle forever!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My uncle is down, youth is over!!!"

"People are doing it, and God is watching. Sooner or later, my uncle will get the retribution he deserves. Now is just a small first step!"

"Brother, please be careful these days. Turning off the light bulb is just the first step. If you go out again, you may be struck by thunder!"

Looking at the barrage, just when Chen Yefeng was extremely depressed, he suddenly smelled a vague fragrance. Chen Yefeng was very familiar with this fragrance, because he didn't know how many times he smelled it a day!

Just when Chen Yefeng was about to speak, a strong wind suddenly came from behind, and then a pair of arms hugged his shoulders!

"Guess who I am!"

"Hurry up and turn on the light!" Chen Yefeng curled his lips helplessly. His little princess is like a child sometimes, but you can't blame her. As an elder brother, you can only cooperate.

"Oh, brother, can't you cooperate with me?" Chen Yuan hit Chen Yefeng's head with dissatisfaction.

"Why should I cooperate with you!" Chen Yefeng glared at this little girl. She almost made herself think that God was really working.

Let’s just say, if you are so handsome, how could you be targeted by God?

"Have you packed all your things?" Chen Yefeng asked.

"It's all packed! Brother, when are you going to take me to eat chicken?" Chen Yuan said as he ran over and turned on the light.

At this moment, all the fans in the live broadcast room exploded.

"I knew that my uncle's live broadcast room suddenly went dark. He must have done nothing good!"

"When did Xiaoyuan come in? It's been dark for more than a minute. Uncle, what are you doing!"

"Brother, uncle, it took just over a minute to get it done? Brothers, I feel like our chance has come!"

"No wonder my sister-in-law wants to have her hair done. What can she do in more than a minute? My uncle is so pitiful!"

"Brothers, it's not that my brother-in-law doesn't want to kill, it's just that he has more than enough ambition but not enough power!"

"Brother, tell the truth. If you can't do it, say it. Brothers, please help you find a solution!"

Chen Yefeng felt helpless when he saw the barrage. These fake fans were eager to embarrass themselves.

"Brother, when are you going to take me to eat chicken?" Chen Yuan hugged Chen Yefeng's arm and began to act coquettishly.

"It's too late today, let's do it tomorrow!" Chen Yefeng has brought two Teletubbies now. If there are three Teletubbies, he will not have absolute protection.

The most important thing is that although the current two Teletubbies are also cheating, they are obedient and don't cause trouble. If the little princess from home is disobedient and occasionally eliminates her teammates' Teletubbies, then how the hell is it okay? ? ?

"Okay then!" Chen Yuan pouted, looking very aggrieved, "Brother, go to bed early after playing for a while, don't play too late!"

"I know!" Chen Yefeng pinched the little girl's cheek as he spoke, "Okay, go to bed quickly!"

"Well, brother, I'm going to bed, bye~"

Seeing his cousin Chen Yuan pushing out the door, Chen Yefeng breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this girl didn't act coquettishly, otherwise he would have compromised.

And once you compromise, your nightmare will definitely come.

After sending the little girl away, Chen Yefeng was ready to continue the game.

At this time, after Jiang Xuefen carefully looked around, she also warned aloud: "Someone shot me with a silencer just now. We haven't found him yet. It may be dangerous to cross the bridge rashly like this!"

"I didn't silence!!!" Chen Yefeng said subconsciously.

Of course, after saying this, he regretted a little. Isn't this a typical three hundred taels of silver that belongs to this place?

However, when he saw Jiang Xuefen didn't react, he let out a heavy breath, as if the girl didn't notice!

"Let's see, let's wait and see first, and wait until we are sure that there is no one, then we can run. Anyway, I have a lot of medicine here!" Just now, the young apprentice Igeda Naizi kept throwing a lot of medicine to Chen Yefeng, but it was enough for him anyway. It's been a long time.

"But I don't have any medicine!!!" Jiang Xuefen said.

"Oh, I'll give it to you!" Chen Yefeng smiled like a warm man.

"Really?" Jiang Xuefen was particularly excited, but she never thought that as soon as she finished speaking, she heard this ruthless little man say: "Of course it's fake, I don't even have enough for myself, okay?"

"You..." Jiang Xuefen hesitated. This ruthless little man probably didn't mean to anger herself!

Fans in the live broadcast room can’t stand it anymore.

"My uncle is really such a beast. Brothers who have girlfriends must not study!"

"You guys upstairs are overthinking it. A girl with a girlfriend would come here late at night to watch my uncle's live broadcast?"

"That's right. People who have girlfriends have long since left the world of two. Who would watch this beast's live broadcast!"

"A world of two? What world of two? Make it clear!"

"Cherish the live broadcast room, promote positive energy, and don't block my uncle's live broadcast room!"

The young apprentice Igeda Naizi next to him heard what the two said and said very generously: "Daughter-in-law, little sister, if you don't have anything you can ask me for. Naizi is not short of anything. I have a lot of first aid kits!"

"Sure enough, Miss Naizi is the best!" Jiang Xuefen was so moved that she almost cried. If she hadn't been a girl, she would never let this girl go.

It's a pity that I only have the ability to pick up girls, but I have no choice but to be a girl!

"Uh...that's not the point. Our focus now is to cross the bridge first. If you can't cross the bridge, you can't enter the safe zone, no matter how much medicine you give it, it won't work!!!" In order to make the unfounded person seem to really exist. , Chen Yefeng decided to continue acting to the end. For this reason, he even deceived his young apprentice. It can be said that he was very determined!

Jiang Xuefen, who was hiding in the middle of the iron bridge, also felt dark after hearing this. She always felt weird, but she couldn't tell what was wrong. It was really confusing.

"Then stop inking and come here quickly. If the person who hit me just now hits you, I will tell you the location, and then you can help me take revenge!" Jiang Xuefen reminded quickly.

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