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"Did I say I would help you get revenge?" Chen Yefeng said leisurely.

"You..." Jiang Xuefen hesitated, and could only sigh deeply. What else could she do with the little man she fell in love with? Of course, she could only love her infinitely!

"Ahem, please keep an eye on me first. Don't let anyone knock me down. If I knock me down, no one will take you to eat chicken!"

This sentence made the fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Brother-in-law, don't you really think that my little sister can't eat chicken without you?"

"I'm afraid my uncle has forgotten how the two young ladies succeeded in eating chicken in the last game!"

"My uncle is really a shame to our sister industry. He takes the little sister to eat chicken, but he actually made a box and was taken to eat chicken by the little sister!"

"If it were me, I would have killed him with a piece of tofu. We can't afford to lose that person!"

"Uncle, hurry up and get off the broadcast. Xiaoyuan just said she was waiting for you, don't let her wait and get impatient!"

"Hurry up and get off the air, don't be embarrassed here!"

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Looking at the barrage, Chen Yefeng curled his lips. These fake fans will all be banned for 365 days!

He turned around while running, then used his super fast hand speed to install a silencer and fired two shots quickly!

"Whoosh..."

Then, before Jiang Xuefen could react, Chen Yefeng turned around again and said while running, "I heard it sounds like this guy is behind me. You run away first and I'll fight him!!!"

When it comes to telling lies with his eyes open, Chen Yefeng has never been afraid of anyone. As a drama queen, what he says is almost as true as the truth!

While talking, Chen Yefeng switched the rifle again, fired two shots, and then switched to the silenced SKS again and fired two more shots, giving people the impression that the two sides were fighting each other!

"Did you see that person?"

At this moment, Jiang Xuefen, who had walked to the bridge, also quickly asked.

"Yeah, this kid has something. His marksmanship is on par with mine. He's a tough guy!!!" Chen Yefeng naturally continued his acting to the end, "What, you guys be careful, I'll deal with him, unexpectedly If you dare to hit me, you will not be forgiven. I must make him regret offending me and let him know why the flower is so red! He is dead today, I can't keep him!"

Listening to his wife's words, three question marks appeared on the head of the young apprentice Iguda Naizi, and his little head felt blank.

"What's going on? Is there someone? Where is it? Why didn't I see it! Why does my wife seem to be dueling with the air!?"

"Be careful!" Jiang Xuefen frowned and warned. She still felt something was wrong, but she didn't know what was wrong.

"Don't worry. If God doesn't give birth to me, Chen Yefeng, my gun skills will be as long as the night. One shot will kill everyone!" After Chen Yefeng finished speaking, he fired the gun again, which can be said to be the actor's. His self-cultivation was brought to the extreme.

After pretending to fight for a while, Chen Yefeng also stopped shooting. After all, the acting should not be too exaggerated. If the secret was revealed, it would not be good if the woman found out.

If she was discovered, Chen Yefeng had no doubt that this woman would suddenly attack him and shoot him.

Then who can you talk to to reason with? Although you can't offend a woman, Chen Yefeng doesn't believe in evil, so if you can't offend a woman, then who can do it?

But to be honest, the shot just now was a bit of a relief. This woman couldn't sleep well at night and actually came to disturb her and her apprentice's sweet double row. This is of course an unforgivable thing, okay?

You know, in order to have a sweet duet with my little apprentice, I didn’t even take care of my own little princess!

As a result, this woman ran over so blindly, which is definitely unforgivable!

Well... Even if this time is a small punishment for this woman, next time she will definitely be severely punished!

At this time, Jiang Xuefen could be said to be as confused as she wanted.

"I said, was it really not you who fired the shot just now?"

After all, Jiang Xuefen had always felt that something was not right, and she had taken a very careful look when Chen Yefeng fired just now. It seemed that she did not see anyone on the other side!

Could it be that I am really old? Dazzled?

Impossible, I, Jiang Xuefen, will always be eighteen years old!

"You actually doubt me, my God, do you know how sad I am? I broke up with you two, and you actually doubt me!!!" Chen Yefeng said it as if it was true, his voice was particularly aggrieved, It was simply more unjust than Dou E.

"It was the silencer that hit you just now, wasn't it?"

"Yes, it's a silencer!" Jiang Xuefen responded.

"Then keep your presbyopic eyes open. I don't have a silencer on me!" Chen Yefeng, who has already taken off the silencer, is naturally not afraid of being discovered. He can walk and sit upright!

Jiang Xuefen was far away and squinted her eyes slightly to look at it. Well, sure enough, the two guns on the little man didn't have silencers.

But why do I always feel weird?

"Who did you say is presbyopic? You are presbyopic!" Jiang Xuefen corrected.

"Okay, okay, you'll be young forever."

"Humph, that's pretty much it!"

The young apprentice next to him, Igeda Naizi, still felt a little confused. Since it was not a prank by his wife, what about the person opposite?

Where is he now? Why didn't he run away from the drug?

In Xiao Yuan's words, is this person playing with snake skin?

Could it be that he was intimidated by his wife's aura?

really! My wife is really amazing!

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"Let's leave quickly. Since he won't come out, let's leave him alone and let the poison kill him!"

"No, I got shot in vain. I have to take revenge!"

Chen Yefeng: "..."

This woman is really troublesome. She has to find a way. Otherwise, if she keeps waiting here and no one leaks the poison, won't he still doubt her?

And what if she wanted to check her backpack on a whim?

Although she doesn’t need to take it out, what if this bitch puts a shuttle on her back and puts her into a box to check for herself?

Will not everything be lost by then?

"Little sister, we should listen to my wife and leave quickly, the poison is about to shrink." The young apprentice Igeda Naiko also began to persuade.

After persuading her little man with such a cute young lady, Jiang Xuefen finally decided to let the man who shot her go.

However, at this time, the poisonous mist had surpassed the three people and continued to shrink towards the distance.

The three people without a car could only speed up their pace.

Sighing slightly, Chen Yefeng also complained to the fans in the live broadcast room.

"Brothers, you can't spoil a woman. The more you spoil her, the worse she becomes!"

The fans in the live broadcast room all felt ashamed of what Chen Yefeng did.

"Your uncle is really here. He plays two roles by himself. It's just like the real thing!"

"I'd like to ask, isn't this a live broadcast room for eating chicken? Why do I feel like I'm watching a movie again?"

“When it comes to actors’ self-cultivation, I’m afraid no one can compare to my uncle!”

"My uncle is such a beast. This kind of person can still broadcast live. We are all guilty!"

"Can anyone tell me why my uncle is such a beast and there are still so many young ladies surrounding him? Can he really do whatever he wants if he is handsome?"

"What do you know? As the saying goes, if a man is not bad, women will not love him. The worse the man is, the more women will love him!"

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The three of them ran towards the safe area, but what made Chen Yefeng despair was that there were too many vehicles, not even one missing.

This made Chen Yefeng feel like he had fallen in love with Uzi!

Damn, why am I, Chen Yefeng, such an upright person, so unlucky? It must be because of this woman, Jiang Xuefen, who keeps me running away with drugs!

Fortunately, the young apprentice Igeda Naiko picked up more medical supplies, so the three of them were able to escape into the poisonous circle.

But the problem is that the three people wasted too much time running away from the poison. As soon as they entered the safe zone, the poison circle shrank again, and the three people were running away from the poison again!

After entering the circle, the second safe zone has been refreshed, and it is another living circle of divine punishment.

Moreover, when they ran into the safe zone, the poisonous circle began to shrink again!

"Ah~ why are you so unlucky!" Jiang Xuefen couldn't help but complain.

The game has been launched until now, and I have been running non-stop, doing nothing, and running out of poison. Is this playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? This game is clearly Temple Escape!

The young apprentice Igeda Naizi was even more depressed and aggrieved, "Daughter-in-law, can you stop the poison circle from refreshing so far? Naizi doesn't want to run away from the poison, it's too boring!"

Chen Yefeng: "..."

Listening to the aggrieved words of his young apprentice Igeda Naizi, Chen Yefeng wanted to laugh but couldn't.

What I want to laugh at is this little apprentice who was picked up by half-cheating and half-kiddling. Does he really think that he, the master, can do anything?

He doesn't care about things like brushing circles!

What made him laugh was that when he looked at the next safe zone, he was also desperate.

Is this still a game played by humans?

Others are enjoying the excitement and pleasure of the steel gun, but as for me, are you playing in the game to exercise?

If PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds had a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds marathon, Chen Yefeng felt that he would definitely defeat everyone and come out on top!

But there is no way, I still have to run away to escape the poison, otherwise I will be boxed again, and I will be laughed at by the brothers in the live broadcast room!

"Oh, I don't want to run away with drugs, but the problem is that there is no car. We have no other choice but to run away with drugs!" After Chen Yefeng finished speaking, he also let out a heavy breath.

When he was running the poison just now, it was not like he hadn't seen the car brushing spots, but there were too many, not too few, not even one at all!

"I won't run away anymore, I'll poison you to death!" Jiang Xuefen was also desperate. This game was too boring, and only her little man was still warm.

"Really?" Chen Yefeng's eyes lit up. After all, the two of them had a bet.

"Of course it's fake!" Jiang Xuefen naturally didn't want to give up.

"Let's do this, let's go separate ways. Whoever finds the car, we'll meet up with him!"

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