Siheyuan: Collect emotions, don’t even the beasts run away

Chapter 59

"Drink!"

Lou Xiao'e lifted the bowl, more than half of the beer was spilled, she drank too much, her tongue was big, and her hands didn't obey the call.

"You've drunk too much! Let's go back to sleep! Xu Liang persuaded that it would be good to get some sleep.

The saddest time is the beginning, and when it passes, it will slowly get better.

"Sleep?" Lou Xiao'e's eyes were misty, she stared at Xu Liang and smiled, "Xiao Xu, do you want to sleep with me?"

"Delicious dumplings, fun sister-in-law, right? Thought I didn't know? "

However, this is not right, my sister-in-law is married and can't sleep with you..."

I haven't come back yet, I play movies every day, and I don't want my wife who is like flowers at home... I, I'm going to pick him up..."

Lou Xiao'e said nonsense and stood up slowly.

Suddenly, there was a gust of wind, and with a snap, something fell to Lou Xiao'e's neckline, she reached out and hugged it, and immediately screamed, "Maobazi, Maobazi!" Xu

Liang saw that it was true, the wind actually blew a hairy bag, this thing is also called a foreign spicy, full of thorns, stabbing people, Xu Liang was not less pricked when he was a child.

Lou Xiao'e's neck was already red, and just now she casually hugged her hand so that the thorns of Mao Bazi were spread.

It is estimated that it was the cause of alcohol paralysis, and it didn't make her feel pain, but she screamed when she saw Mao Bazi feeling scared.

"Get in the house, go into the house!" Xu Liang also drank a lot, knocked off the hairy bake casually, landed on the mutton skewers that had not been eaten, and crawled slowly.

Xu Liang helped Lou Xiao'e into the house, Lou Xiao'e was still shouting indistinctly, "I won't go back to the house, I won't sleep with you..."

The thorns are poisonous and can cause allergies, so they must be removed and then washed with soap and water.

If it is severe, you should also take painkillers and anti-allergy medicines.

Xu Liang exchanged a roll of scotch tape from the system mall and carefully glued the stabbing to Lou Xiao'e.

Tape it on, and tear it violently, quickly and accurately.

Hiss!

Lou Xiao'e was in pain, her brows furrowed, "What are you doing?" "

Don't move!"

Xu Liang shouted, Lou Xiao'e's skin is tender, and the thorns have already drilled into a lot, and now she can't move, and the more she moves, the more she drills in.

The two of them were busy in the house, but they didn't notice a small figure busy outside.

Xu Liang and the two of them had a good time eating and drinking skewers and beer, but Jia Zhang's greed was ruined, she hid aside and peeked, her saliva flowing.

Seeing Xu Liang and the two entering the house, he immediately called the stick terrier over to steal the uneaten mutton skewers.

The stick terrier is also greedy, and he has already smelled the smell and drooled a lot.

He sneaked over and took all the lamb skewers together and took them all.

And the hairy bazi was also squeezed into a puree by the mutton skewers, scattered on the mutton skewers, mixed with cumin pepper noodles, and it was difficult to distinguish with the naked eye.

The stick terrier stole the lamb skewers home, and ate a skewer on the way, which was delicious, but it was too spicy, and the mouth was spicy and swollen.

It hurts when I inhale.

"Good grandson is awesome!"

Jia Zhang hurriedly took the mutton skewers, gave Jia Dongxu a skewer, and nibbled on a skewer himself.

Qin Huairu silently took a string by herself.

"Water, water, I want to drink water!" The stick terrier is about to cry, and the more swollen the mouth is, the higher it is, the more painful it becomes.

"Didn't you hear?" Jia Zhang glared at Qin Huairu and began to eat the second string.

"One more string!" Jia Dongxu also finished eating a bunch, although it was very spicy, it was really enjoyable, and the more he ate, the more he wanted to eat it.

Qin Huairu poured a glass of water, "Drink slowly, drink slowly!" "

The mouth of the stick terrier is swollen and scary, the lips are transparent, and it is difficult to drink water.

"Scalded!" The stick terrier took a sip and immediately screamed.

"Isn't it hot?" Qin Huairu has tasted the temperature.

"Hot," the terrier cried, his voice starting to grow hoarse.

Qin Huairu took a closer look and shouted in surprise, "Mom, Dongxu, the stick terrier was pricked in the mouth by the hair!" "

Qin Huairu came from the countryside, she was pricked by Mao Bazi when she was a child, and she could see the thorns in the swollen mouth of the stick terrier, and she recognized it at a glance.

"Oops, it hurts me!" Jia Zhang's also began to cry out in pain, she rushed to eat the most, swallowed directly without chewing, and now her throat and mouth began to hurt.

Jia Dongxu was in the same situation, his throat and mouth began to hurt, and even swallowing saliva was like being pricked by countless thorns.

"Water water...!"

"That's it." Qin Huairu promised to pour water for Jia Dongxu, and then poured it for Jia Zhang's family.

"Lack of great virtue!" Jia Zhang scolded, she thought that Xu Liang deliberately tricked people.

"Look for him!" Jia Dongxu shouted.

Jia Zhang hesitated, so how to explain their stealing of mutton skewers?

Xu Liangjia.

Xu Liang is still treating Lou Xiao'e's injuries, and the hairy thorns are almost cleaned up with tape.

He put his hand on it and roamed it gently, feeling if there were still thorns.

Not......!

Lou Xiao'e made a sound in her nostrils, \"Don't... I'm your sister-in-law! "

Don't move!" Xu Liang opened Lou Xiao'e's blocked hand, and if the thorn was not cleaned up, it would be troublesome if it got into the flesh and caused allergies.

Now the medical conditions are poor, and it will be even more troublesome in case of repeated complications, and he is not taking advantage of others' dangers.

But, then again, it's true that it feels great in the hand, bouncing and bouncing... Bounce away the Mawba!

After checking it a few times like this, there were no thorns in his hands, Xu Liang picked up the thermos and poured hot water into it, added a little cold water, mixed it to the right temperature, and scrubbed it with a piece of soap in both hands.

Soapy water can eliminate the toxin of hair, which Xu Liang also learned from the older generation.

It was the first time he washed someone else, and the action was inevitably rusty, and the amount of water was not well controlled

Well, the belly button is so beautiful!

Xu Liang wiped it dry with a towel, \"I won't wipe it any further down

..."\"You're just indecent..."Lou Xiao'e answered.

Xu Liang smiled, you are really drunk and fake, and it is neat to answer.

After washing with soap and water twice, the redness and swelling subsided significantly, and the pimple also disappeared a lot.

"It doesn't seem to cause allergies." Xu Liang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

When he went to pour water, he saw that the unfinished lamb skewers were gone, could it be that the cat took them?

I don't know whose cat is in the yard, Xu Liang has heard the cat called Chun.

It could also be raised in other yards, or a feral cat.

Xu Liang cleaned up the table and barbecue grill into the house, and cleaned the ground, and then stretched his waist and returned to the house.

In the inner room, under the influence of alcohol, Lou Xiao'e was already asleep, and her face was as shiny as a red apple.

Xu Liang pecked lightly, put together a few stools in the outer room, and lay on them.

When.

Xu Liang was awakened by the sound of something falling to the ground.

Lou Xiao'e looked at him helplessly, \"You are so cowardly, you still put a tea jar in the door?" When

she woke up and found that it was Xu Liang's family, she began to panic and checked that her trouser belt had not been unfastened.

She breathed a sigh of relief, and then whispered to herself in annoyance, there are thieves who don't have the guts of thieves!

I vaguely remember that yesterday I seemed to be pricked by hair, but now I don't feel pain.

Lou Xiao'e looked in the mirror, there was still a little red around her neck, and she reached out and touched it, it was the smell of soap.

Xu Liang scrubbed her yesterday?

Lou Xiao'e's face turned red.

After waiting for a while, she walked out of the inner room and saw Xu Liang sleeping on a stool, she couldn't help but smile, she thought that Xu Liang was also a person like Xu Damao, but now it seems that she was wrong.

If Xu Liang is that kind of person, last night is the best chance.

But he didn't take advantage of the danger.

Lou Xiao'e was very moved in her heart and wanted to go home to cook breakfast for Xu Liang, but accidentally touched the mechanism set up by Xu Liang and touched the tea jar.

The tea jar hit the ground with a crashing sound, which woke Xu Liang up and startled her.

"Awake?" Xu Liang smiled and slept for a while, Lou Xiao'e's complexion was much better.

He stood at the door, stretching out in front of the sun, \"A new day, full of positive energy!" "

What is positive energy?" Lou Xiao'e was curious.

\"Hey, hey... There are chickens that will tell you! Xu Liang smiled evilly, he didn't take advantage of people's danger, it didn't mean that he didn't have thoughts about Lou Xiao'e.

"Virtue!" Lou Xiao'e went home with a red face.

In the hidden place, Jia Zhang saw all this in his eyes.

"Dog man and woman, dog agent!"

Lou Xiao'e actually slept at Xu Liang's house for one night, and this discovery made her very excited.

It's a pity that she is the only one who sees it, and others may not believe it when she says it.

She must have stronger evidence before she can report that Xu Liang is an enemy.

"Ding, seeing the host, Jia Zhang's generation has a lot of hatred."

"Ding, congratulations to the host, collect 25 aggro points."

"Ding, congratulations to the host, collect 16 white emotions."

......

Jia Zhang's?

As far as the eye can see, the system can automatically collect emotional values, but I don't see Jia Zhang's.