Siheyuan: Collect emotions, don’t even the beasts run away

"I saw you come out, Aunt Zhang!"

Discovered?

Hearing Xu Liang's words, Jia Zhang couldn't help but panic, he must have found her, otherwise he wouldn't have said such a thing by name.

Jia Zhang stood up.

Xu Liang turned around when he heard the movement, it turned out that he was lying on the ground, no wonder he didn't notice it.

Xu Liang's movements made Jia Zhang understand that she had been deceived, and if he really found her, he should have stared at the place where she was hiding, instead of turning around when she got up and made a movement.

Only the enemy can be so cunning!

His eyes fell on Jia Zhang's face, Xu Liang couldn't help laughing, and Jia Zhang's mouth was swollen into two sausages.

Jia Zhang's eyes were resentful.

Stealing Xu Liang's mutton skewers, their mouths were swollen, and they didn't go down overnight.

She couldn't sleep because of the pain, so she came to squat at Xu Liang early in the morning, hoping to make new discoveries.

was exposed by Xu Liang's deception.

\"Hmph, this isn't your home! Jia Zhang said arrogantly.

"Seen it all? Lou Xiao'e slept at my house last night, do you want to report us for breaking our shoes?

"Go, go, go!"

“1，2，3。" Xu Liang counted with his fingers.

"What do you count?" Jia Zhang was curious.

"Count the number of times you've framed me, and this is the fourth time. Xu Liang smiled, not afraid at all.

"I didn't frame you!" Jia Zhang's was angry, she saw Lou Xiao'e come out of Xu Liang's house with her own eyes.

"So what? Does anyone believe you? How many days do you want to go in this time? No, it's going to take at least a few months, you're a repeated..."

Jia Zhangshi stomped her feet angrily, Xu Liang said that she didn't dare to report it, after all, she had no evidence.

If Lou Xiao'e and Xu Liang don't admit it, she can only say nothing.

I knew that I should have come earlier, and I blocked the two of them in the house, and I caught them in pairs.

Thinking about it, compared to the enemy, what is the matter of breaking shoes?

As long as he catches the evidence that Xu Liang is an enemy, he will definitely be shot at that time.

She will become a hero, and when the time comes, Lou Xiao'e and Xu Liang will break their shoes, and no one will dare not believe her words.

Can it be the same as ordinary broken shoes with the enemy?

Maybe they'll be killed together!

Thinking of this, Jia Zhang's heart is balanced, and let you jump for a few more days!

She glared at Xu Liang resentfully, turned around and left.

This old pious woman didn't hold back her fart.

Xu Liang saw it, but he didn't pay attention to it, went back to the house to get the roll of paper, and walked to the front.

The courtyard is a public toilet, and outside, this makes Xu Liang very uncomfortable, and he must build a bathroom at home if he has the conditions.

Now we have to make do with it.

At most, exchange for better toilet paper from the system mall to make chrysanthemums a little more comfortable.

In these years, many people don't use paper to wipe their buttocks, some in the city tear books, and women may have softer toilet paper, but it is certainly not as good as the quality that Xu Liang redeemed from the mall.

Yesterday, I went to the countryside with Lou Xiao'e to look for Xu Damao, and I saw a person squatting in the ground and shitting, wiping his butt with a lump.

Seeing Xu Liang passing by the door of his house, Jia Zhang immediately called out the stick terrier and whispered a few words.

The stick terrier kept nodding and quietly followed behind Xu Liang.

Seeing Xu Liang enter the toilet, the stick terrier stayed outside.

Xu Liang really can't stand this kind of dry toilet, but fortunately, he is the only one now.

When he was done, he found that several hairy babes had climbed onto the rolls, and he had to redeem one again from the mall.

He didn't want to take the risk of wiping his butt with a roll of paper that he had crawled over, and if he pricked the chrysanthemum, who would tape him to it?

Didn't you stick it with the hair?

Hearing the movement, the stick terrier immediately pretended to be playing, and after Xu Liang walked away, he immediately ran to the toilet.

Seeing the roll of paper that Xu Liang didn't take away, his eyes lit up.

"Grandma, I picked this up."

"Good grandson is awesome!" Jia Zhang took the roll paper, like a treasure, she had never seen such a good paper.

The average person must not be able to afford it, and only foreign countries can wipe their butts with such good paper.

This is the evidence that proves that Xu Liang is an enemy.

Jia Zhang gave the stick terrier two cents, and the stick terrier ran out happily.

Looking at the rolling paper, Jia Zhangshi showed greedy eyes, such a good paper, she also wanted to try what it was like to wipe her buttocks.

There are a lot of them anyway, so it's okay to tear off a little.

Thinking like this, Jia Zhang tore off a piece and ran to the toilet with it. (Note, the hairy thorns do not break the palm, we played with it in the palm of the hand when we were children, and the skin of the palm is thicker than who is bolder.) But the skin on the back of the hand can be easily punctured, it is very painful, it is not recommended to try it curiously, and now poplars in the countryside are rare, and they are basically sprayed in advance.

As soon as Jia Zhang's family went out, Qin Huairu came out of the inner room, and when she saw the roll of paper, her eyes lit up, much better than the toilet paper she was holding in her hand.

She also tore it up and ran to the toilet with it.

"Mom, you're here too." When the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law met in the toilet, Qin Huairu was a little embarrassed, so she chose a squatting pit a little farther away.

"Humph! Noticing the paper in Qin Huairu's hand, Jia Zhang couldn't help but show an expression of disgust.

"Don't be abrasive, the child will cry for a while!" After a while, Jia Zhang's finished work, and sure enough, it felt different, Xu Liang was a big man wiping his butt with such good paper, it was a waste.

Jia Zhangshi waited outside the toilet for Qin Huairu to come out before she walked back, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law did not speak, walking one after the other.

Walking and walking, Jia Zhang's felt that something was wrong, how could he be so hot?

She couldn't help but clench her legs.

Qin Huairu saw Jia Zhang's suddenly changed walking posture, and couldn't help asking, "Mom, are you also in pain?" \"

She felt pain when she rubbed it, but she didn't think much about it, thinking that this kind of paper was like this, sterilization.

Now it hurts more and more, and it's still itchy, and she can't stand it anymore.

Seeing that Jia Zhang's was also like this, he dared to ask.

"It's like a hairy bag."

"Don't talk." Jia Zhang shouted.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law came home, closed the door, and looked, obediently and loudly, swollen so high!

"Take the water and wash it!"

Qin Huairu was embarrassed to wash in the inner room in front of her mother-in-law.

Jia Dongxu slept in the inner room, he was almost fine now, and he no longer slept alone.

Hearing the movement, he saw Qin Huairu at a glance, and immediately became angry, \"Qin Huairu, why did you let the donkey gnaw?" \"

Qin Huairu was wronged,\"Mom is like this..."Jia

Dongxu: ???

Pick up the pillow and smash it, \"Slut, dare to scold my mother!" Qin

Huairu was about to cry, "Really, or you go and see!" \"

What nonsense!

Jia Dongxu was even more angry, picked up the teapot and smashed it over, Qin Huairu didn't dare to hide, he was smashed in the head, and tears came out.

\"Cry, do you still have the face to cry? It's all funny, and you still have a face to cry about? Isn't it a stupid pillar? Yes? \"

Jia Dongxu's facial features are distorted, and he is very ashamed, his wife makes people like this.

Bang bang bang!

Jia Zhang slammed the door to warn.

"Don't make a fuss and let others hear."

"Mom, you speak, Dongxu is going to beat me to death." Jia Dongxu was about to go berserk, and Qin Huairu was very scared.

"Son, what your daughter-in-law said is true." Jia Zhang said through the door.

She was busy washing, and she didn't listen carefully to what the two of them said before, thinking that Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu explained that it was Mao Bazizha, and Jia Dongxu didn't believe it.

\"What? \"Hearing Jia Zhang's words, Jia Dongxu froze, and his own mother is like this?

Stupid Zhu doesn't have this ability!

"Yi Zhonghai, enter your grandma!" Jia Dongxu roared.

Qin Huairu's face turned white.

Jia Zhang slapped the door, \"Son, why are you scolding Yi Zhonghai?" That's an uncle, you can't scold indiscriminately. Don't toss, hiss...\".