Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

Looking at the system's notification for claiming s-level rewards, Chen Kai was not in a hurry. He planned to go to the supermarket to buy the hot pot base and side dishes, and collect them when he returned home.

Now seeing Qin Xiaoyu's expression and seeing her excited look, Chen Kai couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Qin Xiaoyu, look at your unpromising appearance. Didn't you just announce you in the official circle of friends? Are you so excited?"

"I don't know, I thought you won the 5 million prize, you are worthless."

Qin Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Haha, you are right, old Chen! It really makes me happier than winning the 5 million grand prize. You are my boyfriend, boyfriend! My boyfriend disclosed me in Moments"

"And I didn't block anyone, let everyone know that you are in a relationship, and my girlfriend is still me"

"It's the girl standing in front of you, I, Qin Xiaoyu"

"Hee hee hee, of course I'm happy! Old Chen, why are you so nice? I'll reward you with one, okay?"

Qin Xiaoyu grabbed Chen Kai's clothes, stood on tiptoe, and was about to kiss him on the mouth. Chen Kai said, "Qin Xiaoyu, what's the matter with you, you want to kiss me when you disagree, and you say you're not hungry Thirsty, do you want to go home and kiss me, how inappropriate are you on the street?"

"Didn't you notice that brother just now, you asked someone to take a picture of the two of us?"

Qin Xiaoyu nodded, and then replied, "I remember, what's the matter, isn't that brother very nice, just now I asked him to help take a few photos, he is quite enthusiastic"

"I took several photos for the two of us. Before I left, I said thank you to him, and wished him that he would find a big Oupai girlfriend soon. This is the best way of blessing I can think of."

"Because you guys all like that kind of big European school, hey, when I say this, I can't help but think of myself. I think I have no hope in this life."

"It's not fair, it's so unfair. Why do other girls have such a good figure and it's my turn to be so miserable? I'm not convinced, it must be because I haven't had enough time to eat."

"From now on, before I go to bed at night, I will have a supper, I will eat it, eat it! I still can't believe it"

Qin Xiaoyu spoke in a naive manner, and Chen Kai was a little bit dumbfounded, thinking, Qin Xiaoyu, is what you said just now the point?

"Yes, the brother who took pictures for us just now is really enthusiastic and looks like a nice person, but the problem is, when you ask them to take pictures for us"

"We're so grumpy, face to face, do you know what he was thinking at that time? He must be thinking, shit, come out and meet these two conscientious people, isn't this trying to scare me?"

"Compared to the post I just posted in Moments, how did my classmates evaluate it?"

"It's not that you really deserve to die, it's just that seeing you falling in love makes me feel more uncomfortable than my broken love and other comments."

"So kiss here, do you think it's appropriate?"

Qin Xiaoyu said with a grin, "Hahaha, what you said seems to make sense, no wonder the brother just now had a smile on his face when he took pictures of the two of us, but during the process of taking pictures for us, the smile disappeared. faded away"

"If you want to say that, then the two of us are really quite like that."

"Oh, it doesn't matter, as long as the two of us are happy, don't worry about it, there are a lot of single dogs in this world"

"Single dogs should have the self-awareness of single dogs, just eat dog food silently."

"Hey, the two of us are not single, what are we afraid of?" Qin Xiaoyu said reasonably.

Fortunately, Zhou Lili and Peipei in the same dormitory didn't hear it, otherwise, they would doubt life every minute.

After a while, Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu came directly to a large supermarket opposite their home. After entering, they closed their umbrellas, and Qin Xiaoyu took Chen Kai to choose the soup base for the hot pot.

And chose some side dishes that I like to eat, "Old Chen, I like to eat fish balls, I like to eat quack, let's buy more fish balls"

"You know, there is nothing I don't like to eat with fish, whether it's fish meat, fish balls, or anything else, I like to eat it all!"

"Hee hee hee, it's not just me, you should also like to eat it in the future, next time I'll buy you a mobile phone pendant, or the pendant on the key, that kind of cartoon fish pendant"

"You have to carry it with you often. In this way, even if I'm not by your side one day, you will definitely think of me and your girlfriend Qin Xiaoyu when you see the cartoon fish pendant on your phone."

"It's me standing in front of you, hehehe, do you know what this is called, this is called seeing things and thinking about people," Xiaoyu said naively.

Chen Kai replied, "What's the matter Qin Xiaoyu, from what you said, are you planning to move out of my house and go back to the dormitory after we come back from Fengtian, that is, next week?"

"no"

"Then explain to me, what do you mean even if you are not by my side someday? What do you want to do?"

Qin Xiaoyu froze for a moment, Lao Chen obviously misunderstood himself, I didn't say that!

"Old Chen, you think too much, how can I move out of your house, even if you drive me away, I won't leave!"

"Didn't I say it when I first moved in, if you talk about a girlfriend one day, you can't kick me out of your house, but now, I am your girlfriend, and I will kick me out Shall I drive myself out?"

"impossible"

"If you drive me away, I won't leave. I was just making an analogy, just an example. That's just a hypothesis."

"Okay, okay, I'll change my words, I'll change my words, then you can hang me on your body in the future, hehehe, it's okay if I say that."

Chen Kai replied, "That's pretty much the same, don't say that next time."

"Hahaha, Lao Chen, you still said that I am clingy, I think you are similar, hehehe, we two are very clingy to each other, but I like it very much, I like it so much! !!"

"Old Chen, please continue to cling to me, I really like you like this"

Qin Xiaoyu hugged Chen Kai's arm tightly, which made Chen Kai a little embarrassed. Many grandpas and aunts who came to the supermarket to buy vegetables looked at her.

Chen Kai rubbed his nose, and then said awkwardly, "Xiaoyu, there are so many people watching, let's restrain ourselves a bit, what's the matter, we'll wait until we get home."

"Then I don't care, I won't let you go." Qin Xiaoyu held Chen Kai's arm tightly, not moving for any reason.

In the end, Chen Kai also lay flat, "Okay, okay, you are really clingy."

"Hee hee hee, don't you just like me being clingy?"

"That's true"

"Look, let me just say, then I'll stick to people a little bit, then you will like me even more?"

"Hearing what you said, it seems quite reasonable?"

"Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu were pushing a shopping cart. Qin Xiaoyu sat in the cart and went to the snack area to look, "Old Chen, I want to eat that biscuit, let's buy some and go home."

"You can have some snacks at night and watch dramas in your room. Don't you think it's very atmospheric on this rainy day?"

"OK, buy"

"Old Chen, I want to drink that yogurt, yes, yes, the one in the fourth row of purple packaging on the shelf, it should be grape flavored, I've drank too much strawberry flavored one, try a fresh one."

"OK, buy"

"Old Chen, I want to eat that potato chips and shrimp crackers. The one on the third row on the shelf looks delicious. It should be a new snack on the shelf. I don't think I have eaten it before."

"OK, buy"

After hearing Chen Kai's few answers, Qin Xiaoyu sat in the shopping cart, raised his head, and looked at him with a smile, "Old Chen, why do you buy everything I say?"

"If you like to eat, of course you can buy it. Is it possible that you don't like to eat and buy you something?"

"Hee hee hee, Lao Chen, why are you so nice, I want to push you in front of the snack shelf and kiss you to death right now"

That's what I said.

Not to mention 2016, but in 2023, the year when countless short videos became popular on the Internet, what Xiaoyu said just now was also very explosive.

Especially the young couples who come to the supermarket to buy things.

Seeing the conversation between Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu, they were envious of that guy.

And their style of painting is basically.

The girlfriend looks like a jerk, and she ignores her boyfriend's answers, but the boyfriend is like a useless sheep licking a dog, constantly asking beside him, how about I buy this for you, do you want to eat it? Don't buy that one, that one is pretty good, but his girlfriend doesn't even give him a dick.

And when they noticed Chen Kai's side.

It was a bit broken in an instant!

Why is there such a big gap between being a girlfriend when you are also a girlfriend? The girlfriend we are talking about has a bad temper like a donkey, and her airs are higher than anything else.

Why is his girlfriend so sweet?

Sitting in the shopping cart, holding snacks, looking up and smiling at him, my God, where did you find this girlfriend? In an instant, I felt that my girlfriend was no longer attractive, and suddenly I understood why girls like to watch romance dramas with domineering presidents.

Swap the genders, this stuff is really on top!

A big man is about to kowtow, how can he be more happy to see others fall in love than himself, what's going on?

Sitting in the shopping cart, Qin Xiaoyu said at this time, "Old Chen, don't just let me pick snacks, don't you like chocolate? Let's buy this, you must like this!"

"And that one, that one is also good, let's buy them all."

"Hehehe, Lao Chen, let me ask you a question, do you think chocolate is sweeter, or my mouth is sweeter?"

Chen Kai: ...

What I said, I directly gave him a CPU dry, how do I answer this?

"Of course your mouth is sweet, can chocolate compare with you?"

Qin Xiaoyu replied, "No No No, Lao Chen, you don't understand this, yes, I admit it! My mouth is definitely sweeter than chocolate, but chocolate is also very sweet! Is there a possibility that I eat it? Take a bite of chocolate, and then you eat my imported chocolate, so 1+1, isn't it sweeter?"