Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

"What about Lao Chen, do you think I'm right? Look, let me analyze it for you. First of all, chocolate must be sweet, and my mouth must be sweet too! Hehehe"

"In this way, if I take a bite of chocolate first, and then you eat what's in my mouth, wouldn't that be double the happiness? It makes sense, right?"

"Then why don't we try it when we get home? So buy more chocolate? When you want to eat it later, Gaga can eat it, hehehe, do you think it's good?"

When Qin Xiaoyu said this, he quickly added something.

"But of course, old Chen, don't get me wrong, I don't want to kiss you, nor do I want to take advantage of you"

"The main reason is that you like to eat chocolate. This is to maximize the sweetness of the chocolate. You can understand what I mean!"

"I have no selfishness at all, not at all, understand?"

The conversation between Qin Xiaoyu and Chen Kai at the snack stand made one or two young couples nearby.

Especially after those male compatriots heard this, it was called a broken defense.

Why is it that he is also a girlfriend, and his girlfriend is so sweet, but his girlfriend's face is so stinky!

Did this guy save his girlfriend's life in his previous life?

How can his girlfriend be so nice?

No wonder these days, that kind of idol drama is so popular, and the girls watch it better than the other.

Nonsense, you fucking filmed it for girls. If you write the domineering president as a woman, and replace the silly, white and sweet heroine with a poor boy hero, you will not only eat soft food, but also hard food. Look at this thing, gentlemen It's still on top.

I took a lot of chocolates from the shelf and put them in the shopping cart.

Chen Kai pushed Qin Xiaoyu, who was sitting in the shopping cart, around to other places, and bought some fresh snacks, which he hadn't eaten before.

Then I took the hot pot base and side dishes I just picked, as well as these snacks, and went to the front desk to settle the accounts.

"It's 579 yuan in total," said the delivery clerk at the front desk of the supermarket.

"Oh oh okay, Lao Chen, let me settle the score, alas, what's the matter, aren't we two boyfriend and girlfriend, isn't it the same who settles the score, my money is your money, even me Yours, hehehe, do you think so? Besides, when you went out to buy things or clothes, you paid for it. It’s my turn to pay, don’t you always rush to pay the bill? "

"I didn't even have a chance to perform"

"That's the deal, anyway, I don't have much money, it's only more than 500 yuan, I'll come and I will come"

Qin Xiaoyu turned on her mobile phone, scanned the QR code and paid 579 yuan.

Then he and Chen Kai walked out of the supermarket together with snacks and hot pot ingredients and side dishes.

And just before the two couples came out of the supermarket, when they were paying the bill there, they happened to see the scene just now.

It's even more defenseless to give them a whole lot, shit!

His girlfriend actually took the initiative to pay the bill. Damn it, this is a person who is more popular than others. The classic line in the TV series really does not deceive me!

How did you say that sentence? Come to think of it, why is it said that the gap between people is often greater than the gap between a person and a pig!

I used to think that this line was a bit exaggerated, but later I realized that it was not exaggerated at all, especially just now.

Alas, it's really uncomfortable. Watching other people fall in love is even more uncomfortable than killing yourself.

I'm so envious, how good is his girlfriend, and then I look at my girlfriend, with a stinking face, it's incomparable, really incomparable.

Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu came out of the supermarket, and both of them took some snacks.

Chen Kai held the umbrella in his right hand, and he and Qin Xiaoyu were about to go home. Don't tell me, it's really a rainy day.

On the way home, Qin Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Old Chen, when you paid the bill just now, did you notice the expressions and reactions of two young couples next to you, especially the two boys?"

"Have you noticed?"

"I am the person who knows how to read words and expressions best. Although the two of them didn't say anything, I can basically guess what they want to say!"

Chen Kai smiled, "Oh yeah, then tell me, what do the two of them want to say?"

"The two of them must want to say, look, how good is his girlfriend, not only is she good-looking, but also beautiful, she will take the initiative to check out when buying snacks in the supermarket, she has a hot body, and her breasts are so big."

"The personality is still so quiet and introverted"

"I guess they must be super envious of you!"

"How about Lao Chen, believe it or not, I dare say it must be like what I said"

Chen Kai also had question marks all over his face, and he just wanted to reply, "Qin Xiaoyu, what you said just now, the first few sentences are acceptable."

"For example, what is beautiful, take the initiative to pay the bill, compare it with other girlfriends, indeed, you are right, but are you serious about the last two sentences?"

"Are your breasts considered big? Are you introverted?"

"If you are introverted, there will be no bad-tempered people in this world, who hide private goods, right? Tell a few truths, and add a few lies to the truth, do you think your boyfriend can't tell?"

Xiaoyu said solemnly, "You expose me"

God TM exposed me, Qin Xiaoyu, are you trying to tease me to death?

As expected of a little pistachio, there are stalks everywhere, just say a few words casually, which makes people want to laugh, "Hahaha, Xiaoyu, you really have stalks"

"Okay, I know I'm definitely not introverted enough, and you're right, but my breasts aren't that big????"

Qin Xiaoyu puffed out her chest on purpose when she said this, "Old Chen, aren't you talking nonsense with your eyes open?"

"Although... I probably stuffed something into it."

"Are you sure you only stuffed a little?"

"But don't you admit that it's big, isn't it over?"

"According to what you said, if you are 1.7 meters tall and wear height-enhancing shoes of 1.75 meters, does that mean you are 1.75 meters tall?" He laughed.

"Isn't that what it is?" Qin Xiaoyu replied with a smile, "Hey, hey, don't care about these details, let's go, let's go home!"

"What do you want to go home in such a hurry?"

"What do you think I want to do? Of course I want to eat chocolate."

"I remember you don't like eating chocolate very much?" Chen Kai said deliberately, of course, he knew what Xiaoyu wanted to express, and it was because of this that he said it deliberately.

Qin Xiaoyu said, "I really don't like chocolate, but don't you like it?"

"In order to double the sweetness when you eat chocolate, I made a great sacrifice"

"Are you sure it's a sacrifice?"

"Of course it was a sacrifice"

"Since it's a sacrifice, why were you laughing when you said that? From just now until now, I think your mouth is almost crooked."

"Is it so obvious?" Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile, then scratched her head.

Oh, is it so obvious that I am acting like this? Calm down, I need to calm down.

"Qin Xiaoyu, you are really worthless, you should be more reserved, do you understand? Forget it, you really don't understand." Chen Kai said dumbfounded.

"Hey hey, why are you being reserved? What's the use of that thing? I don't want to be reserved if I want someone." Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile.

After a while, the two of them took an umbrella and returned home. When they got home, they closed the umbrella and put it aside, went inside to wash their faces and hands, and then they saw Qin Xiaoyu saying excitedly.

"Old Chen, let's wash these hot pot side dishes. It's hot pot anyway, and it doesn't take much time. Wash it and put it on the plate. You can cook it while eating later. Let's go, the kitchen Come on, I can help too"

"But of course"

"Old Chen, you can't eat too much at night, at least leave a little stomach for chocolate!"

"What if you are full of hot pot, your stomach is full, and you can't eat chocolate?"

Chen Kai smiled helplessly, "Qin Xiaoyu, you are so careful, you really don't want to hide it."

"Hey hey hey" Qin Xiaoyu smiled innocently, the two of them went to the kitchen and washed the hot pot side dishes bought from the supermarket several times.

Then put it on the plate, eat hot pot in the living room, while watching the rain outside, the atmosphere is really very good.

Qin Xiaoyu said while eating, "Oh, the feeling of eating hot pot on a rainy day is different from the usual one. What do you think, Lao Chen? Do you think so too? Hee hee hee, anyway, I think it's pretty good , if it rains again next time, let’s do it this way, what an atmosphere.”

And at this moment, Chen Kai noticed his mobile phone, and there were one WeChat message after another.

The person who sent him the message was none other than his mother Li Chunmei.

"What's the situation, old Chen, your phone is chugs"

"Who sent you the message, male or female? Can I take a look, I don't care what you guys are talking about, I just want to know if it's a male or a female, isn't that too much to ask? Hee hee, for To be fair, you can check my mobile phone at will, you know the password, and your birthday"

Qin Xiaoyu unlocked the phone screen lock and put it in front of Chen Kai.

Then he turned his whole body sideways, blinked his eyes, and looked at Chen Kai's phone screen curiously.

Want to see which girl sent him a message, is there any threat to him?

"Qin Xiaoyu, your face is almost pasted on my phone screen"

"Yes, I just want to know the male and female, let me be healthy"

Chen Kai also smiled helplessly, "You are right to say that women send me WeChat messages."

Then I opened the chat history of WeChat and showed Qin Xiaoyu a note, "My mother"

"It turned out to be Auntie, that's all right."

Qin Xiaoyu is not only very clingy, but also very, very possessive, not even ordinary. From the performance just now, it can be seen that she is jealous when she is jealous.

Chen Kai looked at the message from his mother.

As expected, it was because of the circle of friends that I just posted, and my mother saw it, so now I sent one message after another.

Before he could type an answer, his mother's video call came back.

Chen Kai got through.

As soon as my mother got connected, she opened her mouth to say a word.

"Smelly boy, yes, you, you actually got Xiaoyu? Are you two serious and starting to fall in love?"

"Awesome, as expected of my mother's son, hahahaha!" My mother was so excited on the phone, "Where is Xiaoyu, let mother and Xiaoyu say a few words, where is my precious daughter-in-law?"