This director only makes bad movies

There are actually Easter eggs?

The audience who stayed were very surprised.

Tian Hao and Zhao Yu returned to their seats and started watching with interest.

On the screen, an office appeared.

Xu Nan, in uniform, was answering the phone.

According to the content of the phone call, the audience can learn that a strange thing happened in a small town in the west.

Xu Nan rushed to the town quickly, and then he saw a straight whip stuck on the ground, with electric lights on it.

The next second, the screen went black.

This time the movie is really over and there is nothing left.

"This should be a clue for the sequel." Tian Hao concluded.

Zhao Yu nodded: "Definitely, I have watched "Captain of China" and "Spider-Man", and Xu Nan has appeared in them. These movies are all connected together, and the next movie should be related to these movies. , in the same world.”

Zhao Yu said as he walked out of the screening room.

Tian Hao muttered: "It feels like Xu Nan is playing a big game of chess."

The two people returned to the ticket office and bought tickets for the Hollywood blockbuster "Eternal Man".

Because "Stare Man" is extremely exciting, the two of them have raised their expectations for "Eternal Man" a lot.

Domestic movies are like this, but Hollywood blockbusters are still not as good as heaven.

In the screening room, Tian Hao was a little excited: "I heard that "Eternal Man" cost 300 million U.S. dollars. It is one of the largest productions in the United States. The special effects and scenes must be even more grand."

"I don't know how it compares to "Staring Man"?" Zhao Yu muttered.

"It shouldn't be worse than "Staring Man"." Tian Hao said.

In fact, he wanted to say that it would definitely be better than "The Starry Man". After all, Hollywood blockbusters have always been synonymous with high-quality movies.

But considering what his girlfriend was thinking, he didn't say what was in his heart.

While chatting, the lights in the screening room dimmed and the movie officially started.

coming.

Tian Hao straightened his posture and looked expectantly.

This is his favorite Hollywood blockbuster.

The plot of "Eternal Man" is very simple. Alitham is a god who is born with extremely powerful superpowers.

Alithem was born before the solar system appeared, but at that time, he had been wandering in the universe. It was not until the birth of the earth that Alithem fell asleep on the earth.

Tian Hao nodded repeatedly while eating popcorn.

It is worthy of being a Hollywood blockbuster, and the setting is awesome.

A person with super powers who was born before the earth.

so cool.

Billions of years passed, and Arissum was born. At this time, humans had not yet appeared, they were just a group of monkeys.

Seeing this scene, Alitham felt very lonely, and used his superpower to accelerate the evolution of the monkey and turn it into a human.

The first person Alithem guided evolution to appear was a sexy and stunning beauty.

Human beings actually evolved under the guidance of this superpower called Alisome. This setting.

Tian Hao didn't know what to say and chose to continue reading.

It's only been a few minutes since the movie started, so it's pretty good, there's nothing too bad about it, so you can continue watching it.

The plot of "Eternal Man" continues.

Alitham, who was too lonely, fell in love with the first beautiful woman who evolved from a monkey to a human, and gave birth to a child.

This child inherited Alitham's superpowers and was born different.

But Alitham's wife was just a mortal. Although Alitham used his superpowers several times to extend his wife's life, she finally got tired of it and prayed to Alitham to let her die of old age.

Looking at his wife's expectant eyes, Alitham was in great pain, but he still chose to respect his wife's wishes, stop using his superpowers to extend his life, and watch his wife die of old age.

At this time, Ikaris, the child that Alitham and his wife conceived together, rushed back. After discovering that his mother was dead, he thought that Alitham deliberately ignored Alitham and became resentful of Alitham.

The father and son turned against each other.

Ikaris even attacked Alitham angrily, but his superpowers were inherited from his father Alitham, making him weaker than him and no match at all.

In the end, Ikaris was beaten away by Alitham and fled far away.

Alitham, who previously had a wife and child, was suddenly alone, desolate and miserable.

After being hurt once, Alitham was no longer in the mood to continue guiding humans, and chose to wander around the world.

He witnessed the rise of Rome, the rise and fall of Babylon, the Pharaoh of Egypt, the replacement of emperors in China, and so on.

Alitham's footprints can be found in every corner of the world. Behind every glorious civilization, there are traces of Alitham.

Because human beings were created by Alitham, and all humans are Alitham's children.

Watching human development is like watching the development of your own children.

This plot is quite long, about seven or eight minutes.

Tian Hao grabbed a large handful of popcorn from the bucket and gnawed it.

Zhao Yu was also nibbling popcorn, and she even began to think about how to eat more popcorn quietly without letting her boyfriend notice.

Why focus on the popcorn, because the plot of the movie is so boring.

When everyone comes to watch Hollywood blockbusters, the main point is to see blockbusters. To put it bluntly, they are about big scenes and big special effects.

To sum up, it is an exciting plot and a large-scale fight.

As a result, what the hell is the literary drama that you have created for me for such a long time, including father and son killing each other.

It’s not that the drama is not good, it’s just that this is not what the audience wants to see.

If you have to watch literary dramas, why not choose domestic movies, which will give you a stronger sense of immersion.

On the screen, "Eternal Man" is still playing.

Time flies so fast, and in the blink of an eye, thousands of years have passed like this.

Time comes to World War II.

Alitham felt very sad to see humans divided into two camps fighting each other crazily.

In his eyes, humans are all his children. No parent can be happy if his children hate each other and fight each other.

This plot was actually nothing, but soon, an unexpected plot came.

Alitham came to an island country. When a little boy fell from the sky and destroyed everything, he was so sad that he shed tears.

Because he believes that if he had not allowed humans to appear, this scene would not have happened. If he had not guided human evolution, things would not have developed to this point.

Tian Hao was stunned when he saw Alitham crying on the screen because of the atomic bomb explosion.

Is there any mistake?

"Grass."

"Speechless."

"What rubbish."

Several audience members stood up, cursed and left the cinema.

Obviously, this plot touched their lightning points.

Tian Hao was also very unhappy.

You turned a blind eye to the many sufferings the Chinese nation has experienced, and ended up crying because of the atomic bomb explosion.

Damn you.

Zhao Yu asked in a low voice: "How about we leave too."

Tian Hao shook his head: "No, I want to watch it to see how rubbish this movie is."

Unknowingly, Tian Hao's mind changed.

From an appreciative attitude at the beginning, it has become a critical attitude now.

The only reason that kept him watching was how bad the movie was.

The same goes for other viewers in the theater. They chose to watch it simply because they didn’t want to waste their movie ticket money.

Come all come.

The plot of the movie progresses very quickly, and time quickly comes to modern times.

Alitham went to the United States and became a professor at a university.

When he was a university professor, he met a female student who looked very similar to his wife.

The most important thing is that this female student launched a fierce pursuit of him.

Alitham's heart, which had been frozen for many years, melted because of this female student.

The two fell in love, like a young couple in love.

To be precise, they behave like a passionate young couple.

Then, the two people started rolling on the bed.

Just as they were having sex, the female student suddenly took out a syringe and gave Alitham an injection.

Alitham was shocked to find that his superpower had disappeared.

Just as he asked the female student what was going on, his son Ikaris appeared.

It turns out that this was all planned by Ikaris.

Since being beaten away by Alitham last time, he has been thinking about how to defeat Alitham.

After thousands of years of research, he used his own blood as raw material to develop a special inhibitory potion that could suppress Alitham's superpowers in a short period of time.

In order to put the potion into Alitham's body, he found a female student who was very similar to his mother, used her superpower to confuse her, and made her actively pursue Alitham, dispelling his vigilance and injecting the potion.

Ikaris's plan succeeded, and Alitham lost his superpowers and could only be at his mercy.

Ikaris, who found the opportunity, blasted Alitham crazily like a sandbag, and at the same time vented his anger and cursed repeatedly.

Just when Ikaris beat Alitham to death and was about to kill him, the female college student who had been confused by him finally realized and bravely stopped in front of Ikaris to persuade him.

The female college student failed to convince Ikaris with her talk, but she succeeded in swaying him.

Alitham followed up with a rant, which made Ikaris repent.

In this way, the family of three got back together.

At the end of the movie, Alitham gave his superpowers to the female college student with whom he fell in love.

At the same time, he felt that as the creator of mankind, he could not continue to be decadent. He had the obligation to discipline mankind and could not allow mankind to continue making mistakes again and again.

So Alitham went to the White House and gave a speech in front of the media, claiming to change the world.

Some reporters laughed at him and asked him why he changed the world.

Alitham smiled slightly, stretched out his hand, and displayed his superpower.

The sky and the earth changed color, and the world trembled.

The movie ends here.