You, A Game Designer, File With The Police Every Day?

The little girl looked at the two single cards in her hand.

A five and a four.

Small can't be any smaller.

"It's over, this card is too small."

"How lucky am I to get this bad deck of cards."

"I will definitely let Brother Bao run away now."

The little girl looked bitter and was making her final struggle.

As for Brother Bao, he didn’t even struggle anymore.

Waiting for death to come while breaking the defense.

A little loser, still struggling.

Seeing that the stupid girl has been reluctant to play her cards.

Brother Bao couldn't help but cursed:

"You're such a silly little girl, you learned how to do it with your car dealer."

"Starting to trick your uncle?"

"Knowing that I was going to lose this game, you started stalling for time, deliberately messing with my mentality, right?"

"Oh my god, I'm so angry!"

Brother Bao pounded the keyboard angrily.

Keyboard HP-10000

[Defense value +500]

When the countdown was about to end, the little girl sighed.

A five is played.

Xuxu Baobao: No

Car dealer: No

Dumb little girl: (⊙.⊙)

Don’t want any of this?

The little girl was full of confusion.

But he still immediately played the last single four.

game over.

The landowners were defeated.

At this time, the last cards in the hands of Brother Bao and the car dealer were revealed.

Xuxu Baobao: single three

Car dealer: single four

"ah?"

Dai Xiaomei looked at Brother Bao's trump card.

The fatal question was asked.

"Why would anyone keep a three in their hand?"

The stupid girl frowned.

"I remember Brother Bao had three belts and one before."

"Why not bring a single three but a king?"

The little girl Dai was thinking and suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Oh no."

"Brother Bao's previous three belts and one seemed to be three threes."

"Hiss~~"

"Four threes, split into three strips and a single three?"

Dai Xiaomei knows that Brother Bao is capable in Landlords.

It's not like I'm a newbie to make rash comments.

"Is this how a master plays?"

【True Testicle Hands! 】

[Brother Bao himself didn’t understand why out of four threes there was only one single three left. 】

[Why leave a single three? Is it unsociable? 】

[Old woman, I don’t know how to win. Brother Bao, I don’t know how to lose when I lose. 】

…

The little girl is still confused.

And Brother Bao has already ascended to heaven.

Brother Bao: “Pfft——”

"Damn, it turns out that these two people's cards are so bad."

"One person ends up with singles four and five in his hand, and one person ends up with singles four in his hand."

"These two bad cards actually won in the end."

"I'm really trying to trick you!"

[Defense breaking value +100]

a deck of cards.

Let Chu Sheng gain thousands of defense points.

Brother Bao is completely cool now.

[If you don’t understand, just ask, why are the farmers’ cards so bad and the landlords still lose? 】

[One is an odd five or an odd four, and the other is an odd four. If you don’t understand, just ask, what is the landlord left with in the end? 】

[Hahahaha, you are going to hospitalize a monkey with anger. 】

[If you don’t understand, just ask more]

["Nothing can destroy my beautiful mood"]

[Brother Bao, don’t break the defense, think about your +18 weapon]

Brother Bao lit a cigarette.

Take a deep breath.

Now the whole crowd is so crowded that it can’t be lit even if you pour gasoline on it.

"You can't break your defenses, you can't get angry."

"Think about your +18 weapon, just think of it as repaying a debt."

Even though he said so.

But I was thinking about it.

Damn it, when will this debt end?

Will the Landlords in the next life be all played with this kind of cards?

[In the future, Brother Bao found out that he was cheated, so he silently recited: Think of +18 weapons]

[There was a fuss, my sister-in-law really felt something when she saw it]

[Sister-in-law opens the door, I am my brother]

[Lao Diao starts to break the defense now. After the game is over, doesn’t he have to rush directly into the ICU? 】

[There will be a big break later. 】

【Why? 】

【forget? The car dealers who are car enthusiasts are beast designers, Brother Bao doesn’t know this yet. 】

[Hahaha c, I remembered that Brother Bao was polite when the animal designer gave me a gift before. 】

[When the game is over, knowing the true identity of the car owner’s car dealer, he will go straight to the sky. 】

Brother Bao was so angry that he wanted to quit the game.

Can play next game.

The game suddenly changed mode.

[No shuffling mode]

Brother Bao's small eyes were full of confusion.

"Can Landlords have different modes?"

"What do you mean by not shuffling the cards?"

He can't watch the barrage now, and no one can answer his confusion.

After the cards are dealt.

suddenly see the light.

Brother Bao's eyes widened.

Watch yourself start two bombs.

I finally understand what non-shuffling mode is.

"Choke Goodgood!"

"So that's what it means to not shuffle the cards. Everyone has bombs in their hands."

"Great, now you are playing into your uncle's hands."

"Your uncle had a nickname back then - Bomb Xu!"

Finished bragging.

Brother Bao's eyes almost glowed green.

"Cheyouqiu dealer, let me destroy you!"

After a violent bombardment.

Brother Bao and Dai Xiaomei have also gradually become familiar with the non-shuffling mode.

I played four games in a row, losing and winning in between.

It means there is a loss and there is a win.

Sometimes car friends and car dealers win, sometimes Xuxu Baobao loses.

On to the fifth one.

Brother Bao exploded three times!

Two kings, four kings, four eights

"Choke Goodgood to death!!!"

"I started with three bombs, including a king bomb and four king bombs. The bombs are not small!"

In addition to the three bombs, the other small cards are also good.

It's called the landlord link.

Dumb girl: don’t bark

Car dealer: Don’t call

Brother Bao: “Beautiful, they didn’t even shout, which shows that the cards in their hands are very poor!”

Brother Bao: Call the landlord!

Three hole cards: 774

Brother Bao has a seven in his hand, which just makes up three strips.

And that 4 is the key. You can directly use the three fours in your hand to make a bomb.

The cards in Brother Bao’s hand:

Two kings, single 2, four kings, pair of 9s, four 8s, three 7s, four 4s

Four explosions!

A whole four bombs.

It's very rare even in unshuffled decks.

"That's so right, so right!"

Brother Bao was so excited that he was almost stunned.

As he spoke, he actually choked up.

"I've been waiting all night and finally got this card!"

Outstanding brand!

Super double!

"I want to get back everything I lost!" Brother Bao said extremely excitedly.

["Mingpai"]

[If you show your cards again, the first seven will be passed soon]

[How can a child cry all the time, and how can a dog bet lose all the time? 】

[This card is really good. Is Brother Bao going to win for the first time? 】

Brother Bao is gearing up.

Being humiliated for so long.

I can finally prove myself.

Brother Bao looked at the camera and analyzed seriously:

"Don't think that I got the fool's card and can win in any fight."

"No, you only saw the surface, but actually there is a hidden murderous intention!"

"The murderous intention is..."

Brother Bao was really bragging, and suddenly he was stunned.

Grass.

This is the fool's card.

With so many bombs, the world is invincible.

Any farmer can win with any card.

He really couldn't imagine what murderous intentions he could have.

I have a king bomb and a single two.

This means that the biggest bomb outside is the four A's.

"The biggest bomb out there is just four A's."

"As long as we meet A, our king bomb and four kings are the biggest bombs!"

"First, let's issue a single two!"

"There is no king outside, so they have to lay down bombs if they start with a single or two."

Xuxu Baobao: 2

Car dealer: No

Dumb girl: No

Brother Bao sneered.

"No wonder I have to call the landlords, it turns out they all have bad cards."

"What's wrong, brother, are you scared of being single or two?"

No matter what, Brother Bao immediately finished the only loose card.

Xuxu Baobao: three 7s and 9s

As soon as these five cards are played, the remaining cards in Brother Bao's hand are all bombs!

[Holy shit, Xu is really a bomb. 】

[Play Landlords and meet the real Landlords. 】

[V, five dollars for you, let me play with this one, don’t be disrespectful]

Car dealer: Four 10s, crushed to death!

Dumb girl: No

Brother Bao saw a bomb coming out of his friend's car.

Instantly more excited.

"Crazy? You were crazy with me in the previous games, can I continue to make you crazy in this game?!"