You, A Game Designer, File With The Police Every Day?

Car dealer: Four 10

Brother Bao's blood pressure immediately soared when he saw his friend's car dealer showing off his license plate.

"Like to explode?"

"Let you go crazy, make you go crazy like uncle!"

Xuxu Baobao: Four K’s

"Are you still going to explode, brother?"

"You try to blow up your uncle?"

Car dealers: Four A’s

"Hey, you, you still dare to explode?"

"I won't tolerate your bad habits!"

"You have four A's, do you think your uncle is afraid?"

"The most important thing your uncle has is bombs!"

Xuxu Baobao: Wang Zha!

Car dealer: No

Dumb girl: No

"Do you still dare to be crazy?"

"Have you seen Wang Zhao? Brother."

"Cheyou, the dealer, gave you such a stupid name."

"Look at what uncle did for you."

Brother Bao vividly interprets the villain's success.

Vent out all your grievances and anger.

After being fucked for so many rounds, I finally feel proud.

"I still have four 4s and four 8s in my hand, so why lose?"

"I couldn't even imagine the possibility of losing."

Xuxu Baobao: Four 4

Brother Bao's bomb just landed.

Chu Sheng immediately started to fight back.

Car Friendly Car Shop: Four J’s

Dumb girl: No

Xuxu Baobao: No

Brother Bao: "You still dare to explode?"

"Are you afraid you don't know what the last four cards in your uncle's hand are?"

Brother Bao just finished bragging.

noticed.

After the car dealer exploded, there were only five cards left in his hand.

Suddenly I felt something bad in my heart.

That slight feeling of uneasiness was quickly amplified.

Then he shook his head again.

"No, this is absolutely impossible."

Car dealer: three belts and one pair, three 3 belts and two pairs

Finished the run.

Farmers win!

"Fuck----"

Brother Bao opened his abyssal mouth.

The whole person fell into a state of madness.

[Defense value +1000]

"You fucking ended up being three and two!!!"

"You bitch."

"With so many bombs and such good cards in your hand, why don't you call me a landlord?"

"What a car dealer!"

"If you don't bid with such a good card, you're just waiting to deliberately trick your uncle, right?"

"Okay, okay!!!"

"Damn, I'm an idiot too."

"If I had known better, I wouldn't have been so hasty!"

["I can't even imagine the possibility of losing"]

["I just like a crazy brother like you"]

["The most indispensable thing in your uncle's hand is bombs"]

[One thing to say, there is indeed no shortage of bombs. After shooting them all, there is still one bomb left in my hand]

[Brother Bao, I don’t allow you to call yourself a fool. What should we call you after you’re done? 】

[From bright cards to dark cards]

[From now on in the biological chain, another car dealer will be added to restrain Xuxu Baobao]

[Today’s live broadcast is full of famous scenes]

【True·Underworld Scene】

[Brother Bao, think about your +18 weapon]

Brother Bao bared his teeth and gritted his teeth tightly.

He kept mumbling in his mouth.

"+18 weapons!"

"+18 weapons!"

All I could do was grit my teeth and swallow it in my stomach.

He finally saw it.

This car dealer doesn't want to play cards properly.

It’s just to purposely target yourself.

"Next one!!"

Hula hula——

The cards are dealt.

Brother Bao said something subconsciously.

"I'll rub it, this card is really good~"

["This card is really good"]

[Don't worry, you've had a good day, and I haven't seen you win a single game. 】

[You are the king in poker, you stand guard in front of McDonald's, you are the craziest in Gotham City, the Digimon Clown King, Brother Bao, go back quickly, Batman said he won't beat you up. 】

[Nothing interesting, let’s take a walk with my electronic pet——▜▜▙(Brother Bao) (can touch) (already egged)]

[Nothing interesting, let me take a walk with my electronic pet————▜▜▙ (Brother Bao) (can touch) (already egged)]

【+1】

…

Brother Bao didn't look at the barrage and focused on his own cards.

“This card really has something to say.”

"Wang Zha, four 2s, four aces, and four 8s!"

"Start with four bombs! And the three biggest bombs are all in my hands."

"Good Good Good~"

"This will be the best card of the day!"

"It's much better than the last one."

Car dealer: call the landlord

"You, a car dealer, still dare to call me a landlord? Do you deserve to be called a landlord?"

Brother Bao just moved the mouse to the position of [Robbing Landlord].

Suddenly stopped again.

I ordered it immediately [without barking]

Then he showed a mean smile.

"Hey hey hey~"

"Landlord, take it and watch your uncle blow it up for you right away."

"It's not that I'm mean."

"He was also a bomb, but he didn't let the landlord pretend to be weak."

"This is called treating others with their own medicine! Hehehehe~~"

The opponent's failure is more satisfying than one's own success.

Brother Bao is thinking.

If you call the landlord, you win.

Just win twice as much.

And if the car dealer called the landlord, he would lose twice as much!

Moreover, he called the landlord with such a good card.

It exploded with a bang.

Another boring game.

Car enthusiasts and dealers dare to be the first to call the landlord.

The cards must be very good.

He was still immersed in the fantasy that he was going to win.

After a while, I suddenly became a king.

Just blow up his fantasy!

The game has become intensely simple.

A simple Landlord simulator.

A simple card game.

But now, it has become a battle of dignity.

Brother Bao has won the honor of Landlord in this life.

I can't let go of the bad breath in my heart.

For the rest of my life, I dreamed about being a car lover and a car dealer.

win?

Is it important?

Maybe it matters.

But the premise is to let the rider and the dealer lose and let him break the defense.

Brother Bao has already imagined it.

After a while, the driver's car dealer made a loud noise.

Just when I thought I was about to win.

Become a king yourself.

Then a few bombs were thrown out, making him completely wet.

Think of this.

The corner of Brother Bao's mouth is harder to suppress than AK.

Dumb girl: don’t bark

As a rookie, Dai Xiaomei is very self-aware.

Never call him a landlord, just be a farmer and work behind the scenes.

The car dealer successfully called the landlord.

Hole card: Three 10s

Brother Bao looked at his cards.

There happens to be an order for 10

He immediately climaxed again.

"Goodgood!"

"I have a 10 in my hand. These three 10s are not for the car dealer to replenish bombs."

In no-shuffle mode.

There is no shortage of bombs in every house.

If the landlord calls, and the trump card is not filled with bombs, it will be a huge loss.

"Stop thinking, brother, and accept the sanctions quickly."

"Return the car to your friend's car dealership, and your uncle will blow it up right away!"

…

The perspective came to Chu Sheng's side.

Netizen Chu Sheng looked at the cards in his hand.

They all felt that he was doomed to lose.

[How dare you call me a landlord with this broken card? 】

[After watching a few games of Brother Bao, I have figured out the routine of the non-shuffle mode. You must have at least three bombs to call the landlord]

[And these three bombs cannot be small bombs, otherwise they will be easily hit]

[The beastly designer only has two bombs]

[Four jacks and four nines, just two bombs are not big]

[Three trump cards are 10, it’s useless, it’s useless]

[There is no king, no 2, no A, except the biggest bomb is three K]

[Lao Diao really won this one. 】

After calling the trump card, Chu Sheng glanced at his own card.

Then click.

【Ming brand】