Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 3 3. Is this really a fairy? !

Bai Yueling looked at the room in front of him, it was surrounded by white walls, and there were several rows of shelves neatly placed inside, on which were displayed a wide variety of goods. The windows were bright and clean, spotless and well-kept.

Is this the home of this mortal?
a shop?
It looked a little different from the shop she had imagined.

Jiang Qiao put away his umbrella and looked back at Bai Yueling who was completely wet. His fair flesh was faintly visible, but he didn't dare to look too much.

After hesitating for a while, he said, "The weather is so cold now, do you want to go upstairs and take a shower first?"

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment. Although the experience of being in the rain was good, the feeling of being wet was indeed a bit uncomfortable.

If it was before, she only needs to use the spiritual power in her body to evaporate the moisture in her clothes in an instant, without dust or dirt, without being invaded by any magic, growing lotuses every step of the way, covering her body with immortal light, and being worshiped by all spirits, how can it be like this now? Embarrassed.

"Okay." She nodded indifferently.

Jiang Qiao led her upstairs, took her to the bathroom, and pressed the switch on the wall, and the light inside turned on.

Bai Yueling raised her head and looked at the lamp above her head in a daze. There was no flame, and it didn't need spirit stones to drive it, but it could emit dazzling light. This world was different from what she knew, full of weirdness.

"Beauty, you wash first, as for the clothes, you wait."

Jiang Qiao stomped and ran downstairs, took off the Hanfu from the dummies and went back upstairs again, and saw her still standing at the door of the bathroom.

Bai Yueling stared at the clothes in his arms, Jiang Qiao's breathing was stagnant, and he explained: "Don't get me wrong, I don't have a penchant for women's clothes, and they are usually rented out to girls who like to pose for cosplay to make money, anyway I have washed these clothes and they are clean."

She is light-hearted, and mortals can always have fun in business.

Jiang Qiao put his clothes aside and returned to the living room consciously.

He sat on the sofa, glanced back at the lighted bathroom, and then took out his spare phone, ready to call the police.

110...

The moment the call was placed, Jiang Qiao quickly pressed the hang up button.

Although this beautiful woman is suspected of being a scammer, she has not committed any substantial fraud so far. Even if the police came to her door, as long as she categorically denies it, the report to the police will be useless, and she will even startle the snake. flew.

It seemed that she had to wait until she showed her feet, and she would secretly record the evidence. Then she would call the police, and if someone came and got the stolen goods, she would not be able to run away.

Jiang Qiao made a small calculation in his heart, lit a cigarette for himself, and suddenly saw Bai Yueling walking over wet.

"There is no water, why..."

The room was filled with a pungent smell, she just took a slight breath, and she felt a little uncomfortable, she thought about herself, the lungs, which are the source of qi, were already covered with a layer of undetectable filth.

And that man was holding a slowly lit "incense" in his hand, spreading poisonous smoke continuously, if things go on like this for a long time...

Bai Yueling was almost certain that although the smoke poison was not fatal, it would damage the moral foundation of ordinary monks, and even worse, it would even cause them to fall!
This guy actually dared to take advantage of his kindness towards him to murder an immortal emperor! ?

"Isn't the change of clothes for you? Why do you..."

Jiang Qiao was still a little puzzled, and saw her walk over with a cold face, put her fingers together, snatched the Huazi that had just been lit with lightning speed, threw it on the ground and stomped it out.

Before he could react to what happened, he was ripped off the sofa by a huge force and stepped on his chest with one foot.

"I have repeatedly offended this seat, do you really think that this seat dare not kill you? Say it quickly! Who is behind you?"

Bai Yueling let out a low cry, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but shudder seeing her now, when she wanted to kill someone, she couldn't hide the look in her eyes.

"Wait, beauty, did you misunderstand something?" He yelled impatiently, and if he didn't explain clearly, he might die on the spot.

Having said that, wouldn't it be considered an offense even if he gave her clothes and didn't peek at her taking a shower?

"Misunderstanding?" Bai Yueling sneered, "Could it be a misunderstanding to secretly light the poisonous incense while I'm not paying attention, and murder my Daoist foundation?"

Poisonous incense?Dougie?
Neuropathy!
Jiang Qiao turned his head to look at Huazi who had just been snatched by her and thrown on the ground before he even had time to smoke.

For a while, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Isn't it just a cigarette, as for such a big reaction?Threatening to kill him!

If I had known this, I shouldn't have brought this bad woman home just now, and she really had something wrong with me!

"Bai...Miss Bai, misunderstanding, big misunderstanding, if you don't like the smell of cigarettes, I won't smoke."

"Don't you think it's too late to say these things now? Tell me, who ordered you to do this?" Bai Yueling didn't believe that a mortal dared to murder an immortal emperor like this, and there must be power behind him!
Jiang Qiao was startled, ordered?

Isn't he just addicted to smoking and can't control his mouth?How can I instruct you to say it?
Speaking of which, ever since he saw this woman, he had always felt that something was wrong. Judging from her current reaction, it seemed that he had never even seen a cigarette.

Could it be that she really didn't know the immortal emperor who had crossed over from that world?And not a scammer?

"Don't say yes, wait for me to draw out your soul light, and you will know!"

Bai Yueling pointed nonchalantly, and Green Baiyu pointed at Jiang Qiao's eyebrows. He blinked, his head seemed to have no discomfort other than a dull pain.

Well, the action is handsome and imposing, but it's useless.

What about the fairy art?

At first, I believed it seven or eight points, but now it looks more and more like a fake. Anyway, all the blame can be thrown to Mana and lost.

"Huh? Are you okay?"

"A little headache."

Jiang Qiao pondered for a moment: "Under normal circumstances, shouldn't I hold my head in pain and look like I'm dying? Then offer all my belongings and beg the fairy to spare my life?"

Come, come, the usual operations of scammers are coming!
Bai Yueling ignored him, looking at her fingers with a solemn expression, she didn't expect that this world would suppress her so severely, that she couldn't even perform the most basic Taoism.

"Under normal circumstances, your soul has been imprisoned by this seat, and your body has become a living dead. Life and death are only between one thought of this seat, and all secrets cannot be escaped."

Jiang Qiao sneered in his heart, and he told the truth one by one. If he hadn't read enough novels, he would have almost believed it.

"Since Taoism is useless to you, then kill it. Even if you don't say it, I can probably guess which forces it is. When I restore the cultivation of the Immortal Emperor, all the restricted areas will be wiped out in one go."

Seeing her indifferent expression, Jiang Qiao panicked in his heart. This is a harmonious society, and he talks about beatings and killings all the time. Is this a normal person?
Bai Yueling stretched out his hand and made a move, and the fruit knife placed on the table flew towards him and lay across his neck.

Relying on false imperial possessions?

Feeling the cold blade, Jiang Qiao's eyes widened. Is this goddamn god? !
"Fairy, wait a minute, speak up if you have something to say!"

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(Yu Yan, handsome guys always vote intuitively, are you right?)

(End of this chapter)