Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 4 4. I, Jiang Qiao, hit Xian Yuan!
Is it illegal for fairies to kill people in modern society?
Breaking the law, but how to catch it is a problem. It might be a unilateral killing.

It was a matter of social and public safety. Jiang Qiao felt that he had to make her realize that this was Earth, not Ziwei Star, and there were no enemies. Everything he did was not ordered by anyone.

After a series of swearing, self-certification, and talking about everything, Jiang Qiao finally explained the current situation clearly to the beautiful fairy in front of him.

"You mean, this is not poisonous incense, not intentional murder, but a product called 'cigarette'? Ordinary people here rely on this thing to relax their spirits?"

Jiang Qiao nodded like pecking rice.

"It's weird."

Bai Yueling really can't understand, this smoke is pungent and foul-smelling, contains toxins, hurts Dao Ji, so it is named "cigarette", and it needs to be purchased with money.

She began to wonder whether the mortals in this world are all fools, or why they still often take drugs and become addicted despite knowing that it is harmful.

"I've said everything I need to say, so, Bai...Fairy Bai, can you let me go now?" Jiang Qiao looked at her anxiously.

Bai Yueling nodded, and walked to the bathroom just now. He gently removed the knife hanging around his neck with his hand, and let out a sigh of relief.

Walking before the gate of hell, I broke out in a cold sweat.

"There is no water in the bathroom, how should you mortals cleanse and take a bath?" Bai Yueling frowned as she looked at the empty and clean bathroom.

Hearing the indifferent tone, Jiang Qiao got up from the ground. She obviously didn't understand anything, which made her seem like the master of the house.

"Hey, modern society is different from the world you live in. Although there is no way to cultivate immortality, there are more convenient measures for the convenience of the people. We call it science."

Jiang Qiao turned on the faucet, and the clear and clean water gushed out from the shower. Bai Yueling's always indifferent expression finally changed a little at this moment.

"This thing is called tap water. It can be used when it is turned on, and it can be stopped when it is turned off."

Looking at her curious face, Jiang Qiao felt an indescribable sense of pride in his heart.

"As for the principle, it's hard to explain it to you now, but you just need to know that there are ten degrees of burns on the far left and ten degrees of frostbite on the far right. The specific temperature varies from person to person, and you can adjust it yourself."

Jiang Qiao turned off the water and looked up at her: "Do you understand how to use it?"

Bai Yueling nodded, the operation is not difficult to understand.

Her eyes were full of admiration, the world seemed to be much more interesting than she imagined.

"What a tap water. Ordinary people in this world don't rely on supernatural powers, spells, and mantras. They can move water from thousands of miles away here and use it for people's livelihood. It's really amazing."

Jiang Qiao smiled proudly: "This is the power of science, and you will see more in the future."

"I don't know what the fairy usually uses to get rid of the dirt in the bath, saponin?"

Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently: "My fairy body is invulnerable to all dharma, clean and clean, if necessary, I can only take a bath in the hot spring."

Jiang Qiao explained with a embarrassed face: "This thing is called shampoo, which can remove oil, dirt, dead skin, dandruff, and relieve itching. There is also a thing called hair conditioner, which can effectively protect hair from dryness, yellowness, and dryness. Forks, but men generally don't."

He silently glanced at Bai Yueling's hair. Although it was condensed into strands of hemp rope by the rain, it was as black and shiny as lead wire, so it shouldn't be necessary.

"This is called shower gel. It is similar to shampoo, but it is used to wash the body. This is facial cleanser, which is used to wash the face."

Jiang Qiao babbled on and on, glanced at the toilet, hesitating how to explain.

"This is the toilet, it's used for convenience, to go to the toilet, to get out of the toilet, to relieve one's hands, in short..."

Before he finished speaking, Bai Yueling flicked his sleeves, a rare trace of embarrassment appeared on his always indifferent face.

"This seat has already been bigu, and the fairy body is transparent, so naturally I don't need it!"

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Jiang Qiao closed the bathroom door in embarrassment and then backed out. Looking at the extinguished Huazi on the living room floor, he subconsciously wiped off his cold sweat.

Trembling, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, and was about to light it up to calm himself down, but when he thought of the scene just now, he trembled for a long time because he didn't light it up, so after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

In case of another misunderstanding, and another flying sword hanging in his throat, he couldn't bear such a fright.

……

Bai Yueling stared blankly at the cramped and closed space in front of him. From Ziwei Star to the earth, he could not feel the rules and aura, but there was something called "science" everywhere.

For example, running water, such as the electric light above the head, according to what the mortal outside said, human beings can develop to the present point precisely because they believe in science.

This sounds like all kinds of bizarre illusions in her mind when she crossed the catastrophe. Even though she was an immortal emperor, she was still a little dazed when she experienced it herself.

Perhaps, this is also one of the tribulations she needs to go through to embark on the Supreme Dao.

After thinking it over clearly, Bai Yueling's Dao heart was unprecedentedly pure.

She took a deep breath, untied Luo Chang lightly, and took off her daoist robe, exposing her round and glowing skin to the air, so beautiful that it was unreal.

Bai Yueling recalled that mortal's operation, turned on the shower, the water was hot and cold, sprayed out from the shower head, squeezed some so-called shampoo, spread it evenly in his hand, lathered it, and finally sprayed it on his head erase……

Jiang Qiao listened to the water heater in the kitchen turning on and off non-stop, and the sound of rushing water was louder and quieter for a while, and he couldn't help thinking: Is that fairy so curious and playful because he has never seen it before?

By the way, what is the scene of the fairy bathing?

Jiang Qiao glanced at the bathroom door, as if he hadn't taught her how to lock the door just now.

Now if I go to open the door, will I be able to see a clean and beautiful picture?
Impeccable facial features, fair skin covered with water droplets, and a good figure... You can eat three bowls of rice just listening to the sound of water flowing.

I can't think about it, I can't think about it, if I think about it again, there will be a picture, maybe the fairy will understand him, if he is found out, he will definitely die a miserable death.

Sitting on the sofa, Jiang Qiao shook his head vigorously, took out his mobile phone and entered 110, hesitating whether to hand over the transmigrated fairy to the country, so that at least he would not be passive and threatening.

If she loses, she should be imprisoned in a special prison cell, or the mystery of cultivating immortals will be researched by scientists, and the era of great cultivation of immortals will start from then on.

If she wins, the immortal emperor who possesses boundless mana, who knows, will blow the earth away with a slap.

Perhaps, you can observe and observe temporarily.

After all, the fairy is not a big devil who kills without blinking an eye. If he can communicate in depth, if he is lucky, he can learn a few tricks and see longevity.

According to the Xian family, he has hit a fairy fate now.

Since it is Xianyuan, can you let it go?
Jiang Qiao was thinking wildly when the bathroom door suddenly opened.

……

(Old Hu, I haven't seen you for a long time, don't come here without any problems, isn't it too much to cast a vote?)
(End of this chapter)