Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 5 5. Why is this mortal cooking shit!

Thank you [White-haired Fox] for the leader of the reward!

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Hearing the sound, Jiang Qiao turned his head and looked over.

Bai Yueling stepped on the floor with bare feet, those crystal clear toes looked especially cute.She was wearing the white skirt that was used for rent, and her black lead hair was casually tied into a bun. With her holy and unearthly temperament, she didn't look weird at all, like a fairy in the world.

Jiang Qiao stared at her delicate and indifferent face for two seconds, and quickly turned his head away. As expected of a fairy, the tightly bound Hanfu has the appearance of being inclusive of all rivers.

Afterwards, he took out a hair dryer and a pair of clean plush slippers from his room and handed them to her.

"Here are my spare slippers, but I assure you, they are absolutely clean."

Bai Yueling's eyes stayed on the slippers for a few seconds, and then said lightly: "No need."

In the days when Qiuxian asked, she had walked barefoot through mountains and rivers in exotic places without being stained with dust, so what is the flat and smooth ground now?
"What is this thing?"

Compared with the slippers, she was more curious about another technological creation held by this mortal.

"A hair dryer is generally used to dry hair, and sometimes it is also used to blow socks."

Jiang Qiao plugged in the hair dryer, and subconsciously reminded: "The sound may be a little loud after it is turned on, but you don't need to be nervous, it's a normal phenomenon, and it's not a harmful weapon."

"I don't feel any threat from this thing, just demonstrate it." Bai Yueling was quite curious, this is not a lupine, how can a strangely shaped dead thing generate wind power?
Jiang Qiao nodded and pushed the switch. The hair dryer immediately made a "woo-woo-woo" sound. He continued: "There are two levels of hot and cold, and each level has its own strength and weakness. Use this button to adjust."

Bai Yueling took the hair dryer from him, slowly stretched out her palm to feel the strength of the wind, and gradually showed a smile on her face.

The wind is not strong, compared to the strong wind that can blow away the soul in the nine heavens, it can even be said to be pitifully weak, but if it is only used to dry the hair, the wind and temperature are just right.

Cultivators can indeed use their power to evaporate water, but ordinary mortals cannot do this.

"You and other mortals know how to enjoy."

Jiang Qiao said with a smile: "It's all about the power of science, and science changes life."

Bai Yueling was noncommittal. Although this mortal bragged about science, but at present, it was only light, running water and a hair dryer. Any little monk who embarked on the road of cultivating immortals could do it, or even do better.

"Let me come and experience it, blow... blow..."

"hair dryer."

"Ah."

Sitting in front of the mirror, Bai Yueling untied her hair. Her waist-length jet-black hair fell down like a waterfall. She pointed the air outlet of the hair dryer at herself, and along her scallion-white fingers, the hot air blew over her hair over and over again. A thrilling beauty.

"It's a good wonder, but the efficiency is too low, and it can't evaporate the water instantly like mana." Bai Yueling stroked her slightly damp hair, turned off the hair dryer, and expressed her opinion.

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao couldn't help complaining in his heart, do you think everyone is an omnipotent cultivator like you?

"I thought about it for a long time when I was taking a bath just now. Since this place is a world of its own, I'm new here and don't know much about it. Let you be my protector."

Seeing Jiang Qiao put away the hair dryer and slippers, Bai Yueling said suddenly.

"Guardian? What's the benefit?"

"There is an old saying among you mortals, one person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven. When my cultivation level recovers, I can send you a fairy fate. But during this time, you must do your best for me."

"how long it takes?"

Jiang Qiao directly grasped the crux of the problem. If it would take tens of thousands of years to restore his cultivation, he would have already turned into a handful of loess by then. This promise was tantamount to nothing.

"I don't know."

Bai Yueling sighed: "The laws of this world are not manifested, there is no spiritual power, and it is in a state of doom. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, it would be hard to imagine that there would be human beings in such a barren land."

Jiang Qiao curled his lips, what he said was simply nonsense.

"I don't want to do things that are not beneficial. Why don't you just teach me a trick or the way of seeking immortality? In this way, I can live longer and do things better for you, right?"

Bai Yueling shook her head slowly: "In the age of the Dharma-ending era, no one can walk on the road to immortality, even if I teach you, it's useless."

"So I can only be driven by you for nothing?"

"You can choose to accept it, or you can refuse it."

"If you refuse, will you leave here and find the next guardian?"

"Before that, cause and effect will be settled first."

"Ok?"

"Send you to die."

The corner of Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched fiercely. Does he still have a choice?
He took a deep breath: "It's not impossible to help you, but I hope that we can be treated equally, instead of becoming your slaves. You can't force me to do things that I don't want to do in violation of laws and disciplines." .”

After pondering for two seconds, Bai Yueling nodded, "Yes."

Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, things are far from as bad as imagined, at least there is a beautiful fairy living in the house, which feels very good.

From the bottom of his heart, he didn't want this fairy to leave either, it had nothing to do with morality, it was purely selfish.

"Do you need three chapters of the contract, or something like a contract and oath? I mean, what if you force me?"

Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently: "I keep my promises. If I recover my cultivation, what I say will be the law, so naturally I won't deceive you."

Jiang Qiao laughed. It seemed that he was still a fairy with a conscience.

The sound of rain outside the window continued, and the sky was getting darker. It looked like it would last all night.

His stomach suddenly growled. He had already had dinner at this time on weekdays, but it seemed a little too late to get it now.

"I'm going to eat, are you hungry?" Jiang Qiao looked at her delicate profile.

"A person who cultivates immortality should first and foremost live without eating grains. Only by eating rosy clouds and drinking dew can he achieve longevity." Bai Yueling said quietly looking at the rain outside the window.

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth and didn't know how to refute for a while. After all, satisfying his appetite is one of the great pleasures in life.

"Sure, then you can do whatever you want, I'm going to make dinner."

He pedaled downstairs and went to the shelf to get a pack of snail noodles, a marinated egg, two pieces of ham, and a bottle of happy water.

Live!

Bai Yueling looked curiously at this mortal cooking. He didn't need to add firewood, but a thing called a gas stove, which can cook for a long time by just lighting it up, which is really miraculous.

Jiang Qiao put all the ingredients into the pot and boiled. After a long time, an indescribable stench wafted out and filled the whole room.

Bai Yueling subconsciously covered her mouth and nose, looking at his strange expression.

Why is this mortal cooking shit?

Or is it that mortals in this world grew up eating shit?

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