Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“After the fortune telling, the man told me a lot”

“Although you will be rich and powerful, you will encounter dangers along the way and need protection!”

“He also recommended me a bunch of amulets, peace charms, wealth locks, celestial diagrams and so on.”

Netizens understand, tell your fortune first and then sell, it’s an old routine. But 4 years ago, the delivery boy was relatively green and got confused.

This is what the authorities say, but those who are onlookers know clearly.

“How much did you spend on these things?”

“More than three thousand.”Perhaps the fate of the delivery boy was decided at that time.

After that, the delivery boy encountered a series of misfortunes. He applied for several jobs but failed. After finally finding a job, the boss ran away with his sister-in-law for a month.

Later, another Got a good job, but the other party owed wages.

After several turnovers, the delivery boy was exhausted

“Two years ago, I worked as a courier”

“When I became a courier, I understood a saying: If a young man doesn’t work hard, the boss will be a courier!”

Netizens shook their heads and sighed at the colorful but unlucky job of a delivery boy.

“Has the fortune teller sucked away my luck? Why can’t anything go as I wish?”

“I am also depressed. No wonder my brother is in such a state of hell and has no hope for life.”

I have been doing express delivery for more than a year, and the outlets closed down.

I have no choice but to find a job.

From express delivery to takeout

“But then, luck favored me.”A sunny smile finally appeared on the takeaway boy’s face.

He got a girlfriend

“Brother, has the transfer started? Life should get better if you have a girlfriend, right?”

“Get better? If I really get better, will I still be like this? Delivering food to the underworld every day.”

But not long after dating, my girlfriend disliked the delivery boy for being useless and making little money, so he left.

“There is no grass anywhere in the world.”

Gu Fei could only comfort his little brother and ask him to be more open-minded.

“Thank you host.”The delivery boy continued,”She left without saying goodbye two months ago. Now I can’t contact her on her mobile phone and I don’t know what happened.”

Maybe he was blocked.

It was a double blow to his career and his emotions. It was so miserable!

“Before she left, she said that I had no future and that she was going to make a lot of money!”

“Make a lot of money? Gu Fei asked doubtfully,”Has your girlfriend revealed how to make a lot of money?””

Leaving without saying goodbye and saying that he wanted to make a lot of money?

Everything seems strange.……

“I don’t know if she doesn’t tell me.”

The takeaway boy sighed, full of helplessness and sadness in life.

“After my girlfriend left, I realized that I was 24 years old and had accomplished nothing. The delivery boy accepted his fate,”My fate is probably predetermined. Look, a fortune teller said that I was 24 years old and had a lot of fish and meat. Isn’t his calculation accurate?””

“I now deliver food, and it totally fits the bill. It’s scary to think about it carefully, host, don’t you think this is fate?”

“Since it is destiny, what else can I resist?”

Despair, there will never be sunshine again.

Lie down and destroy!”

“Ah this……”

“How can this comfort me? The delivery boy is really miserable!”

“Hey, another unlucky guy”

…………

After more than ten minutes of interviewing, the friend finally found out why the delivery boy was in such a state of hell.

Although tragic, life goes on.

His takeaways will never stop

“Ding dong!”

Suddenly, the delivery boy’s cell phone beeped, and an order that no one wanted to deliver appeared.

“hehe.”

The takeaway boy took the order smoothly, and then handed the phone to Gu Fei to look at.

“Host, look, this was the case yesterday, and this kind of list is coming today.”

Ordering more than 30 takeaways are combined into one order.

It only costs a few yuan for delivery.

It is an act of picking up food.

The customer saves money, but the takeaway guy has to pack a lot of small bags and break his legs, which is not good.

“I only made a few yuan from delivering more than 30 takeaways yesterday. Isn’t it my destiny to come here today?”

“Don’t food delivery platforms handle this situation?”

Sure enough, capital just likes to exploit employees.

“Still dealing with it?”The delivery boy sneered,”They didn’t lose anything.”

Looking at the brother’s cell phone, Gu Fei found that the order store was next door.

Master Mao’s home-cooked food!

“Come on, let’s go there.”

Then, Gu Fei took the GoldenEye program team and accompanied the delivery boy to the next door.

In addition to freshly fried and grilled dishes, Master Mao also makes fast food.

“Gu Fei, I really belong to you!

As soon as he entered the door, Master Mao boasted:”I took a look at the surveillance camera and caught the thief, haha.””

“Master Mao, did someone just order more than 30 takeout fast food for delivery?”

“right! Master Mao pointed to the fast food area and replied,”It’s being packed and will be shipped soon!””

The two waiters were nimble with their hands and feet. They were picking up vegetables and rice and stuffing them into take-out boxes.

“strangeness?”

Gu Fei stepped forward and asked Xiao Wang to take a close-up of the camera.

“Master Mao, are you ordering all vegetarian dishes? ?”

“yes.”

After more than 30 takeaways were packed, Master Mao smiled and replied:”Any questions?”

“Nothing meaty at all?”

Gu Fei’s strange question made the fans in the live broadcast room confused.

“Fei Ge, what do you mean, can you tell the problem by ordering takeout?”

Everyone’s doubts are getting stronger and stronger.

“alright!”

The waiter in Master Mao’s shop had packed more than 30 takeaways and was about to let the takeaway boy deliver them.

But Gu Fei blocked the takeaway boy’s path and asked,”Brother, you delivered more than 30 takeaways yesterday. Is takeout also vegan?”

“Yes.”The takeaway boy nodded.

“From the same place?”

“Yes, same apartment in the same neighborhood.”

No one knows Gu Fei’s intention in asking this, but Brother Fei must have a reason for doing this.

“Don’t deliver these takeaways for the time being.”Gu Fei’s face changed, serious and serious.

Where is the host of the comedy show that we agreed on? Why did he become serious?

“Why?”

The delivery boy doesn’t understand. He didn’t deliver just now because he was cooperating with the police. What’s going on now?”

“Because there is most likely a crime behind it!”

Shocked! Unbelievable!

During the GoldenEye live broadcast, Gu Fei actually said such a thing?

What is the basis for it? What evidence is there?

Everyone in the water was confused.

“？？？？？？”

Question marks once again filled the screen and occupied the live broadcast room

“Ouch, what the hell does Brother Fei mean? I can’t keep up with my thinking!”

“Ha ha! Is this the legendary golden eye? I really can’t understand the plot!”

“Is this takeaway from the underworld delivery boy really going to be delivered to the underworld?”

“Come on, come on, the plot of GoldenEye’s classic reserved project has a big twist, haha, brothers, come and watch, the show is about to begin!”

“Why is it a crime if someone orders takeout normally? Brother Fei, please tell me quickly, don’t be too secretive!”

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