Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“crime?”Master Mao froze in front of the counter,”Why is it a crime to order takeout?”

“Yes, Brother Fei, tell us, why is it related to crime?”

The reason, Gu Fei doesn’t want to say it now, he is just guessing, there is no conclusive evidence.

But with so many people, there must be an explanation

“Judging the crime is a personal guess, but there is an 80% probability!”

Very high, almost confirmed.

Stopping the takeaway boy from delivering does not mean that he will not deliver, but that he is looking for evidence!

Immediately, Gu Fei called Officer Li

“What’s up?”Officer Li and the two of them took the criminal Xiao Jiang and drove halfway.

“Help me ask the takeout guy next to you. A month ago, when he delivered a lot of takeout, was it all vegetarian dishes and no meat dishes?”

“Also, is the location in Room 302, Building 15, Longyuan Community?”

“OK, let me ask, don’t hang up the phone.”

After a while, Officer Li replied, saying that the takeaway did not contain meat dishes. The location was the Longyuan Community, but he couldn’t remember which household.”

“OK, enough”

“Why.”Police Officer Li was also watching the Golden Eye live broadcast and didn’t understand Gu Fei’s magic operation,”What kind of dumb magic are you playing? What a crime”

“Yes, 90% sure!”

“Then I’ll come over!”

Officer Li has great trust in Gu Fei, who has never made any mistakes.

After asking Officer Zhu to park the car, Officer Li got out of the car and took a taxi to return. Stealing takeout is a small case, but the case Gu Fei mentioned feels very big!

This is not the first time that Golden Eye catches criminals.

When they heard that Officer Li was back, the fans in the live broadcast room stared with surprise.

“Haha, it looks good. Brother Fei asked Officer Li to come back. What a crime!”

“But why is it a crime to order vegetarian dishes but not meat dishes? Isn’t it good for people to lose weight?”

Modern society is not as good as before. Who hasn’t eaten meat?

Many beauty-loving ladies only eat vegetarian vegetables and fruits. Should we arrest them all?

Many netizens are not convinced by Gu Fei’s judgment of crime.

Brother Fei, are you making a fuss out of a molehill?

However, there are many things they don’t know.

After stopping his brother from delivering food, Gu Fei asked his driver Xiao Zhao to go to the nearest rice ball delivery point and spend money to buy a set of delivery clothes and a helmet. He just said that it is needed for media work, please cooperate!

Then he took the takeout order, looked at the phone number on it, and asked while entering the phone:”Brother, when you delivered it yesterday, did you talk to the other party on the phone?”

“No, I went directly to the door, knocked on the door, and a man came out and took it away.”

“Have you seen the situation indoors?”

“can not see”

“Okay, then leave”960″ to me.”

Gu Fei dialed the other party’s phone, and soon a middle-aged man’s voice came from the other end.

“Who?”

“Boss, I am delivering food. Sorry, I may be a little late today.”Gu Fei’s voice was different from usual. It was a deliberate change.”Don’t give negative reviews. I just started working part-time. It’s not easy.””

“How late is it?”

There was no emotion or anger in the other party’s voice.

“No more than half an hour at most, and the store is really too busy at noon to cause trouble.”

“Otherwise, I’ll give the boss a few bottles of drinks. I’m so sorry.”

Gu Fei pretended to be a delivery boy making a phone call, making friends laugh.

I didn’t expect that Brother Fei was so versatile. With his acting skills and voice, it would be a pity not to become an actor.

“Brother Fei, haha, why are you pretending to be a delivery boy? What kind of medicine is sold in the gourd?”

“I don’t understand. Fei Ge’s operation is amazing. Is it really a crime?”

During the live broadcast, the other party’s reply came quickly.

“Okay, it’s not easy to deliver food, I understand.”

“Boss, someone as generous as you will definitely make a fortune!”

Everyone in the world loves to hear compliments. With just a few words, Gu Fei would have already lifted the other person to the heavens and made him feel proud.

“Hey, my boss can’t afford it, so I just work part-time. How can I make a fortune? The other party chuckled softly, a little proud,”Just make a little money.””

“I really envy you, boss. I really don’t want to do the job of delivering food!”

Suddenly, Gu Fei raised his voice and scolded the profession of delivery boy.

Walter?

He just pretended to be a delivery boy, and now he is scolding the delivery job?

It’s so coquettish, he jumped everyone’s waist!

“What is Brother Fei doing? Isn’t he pretending to deliver food? Now he says he doesn’t want to deliver food?”

“Are people with low IQs like me not even qualified to watch live broadcasts?”

Gu Fei and the other party are still on the phone, and his words are getting more and more emotional.

I don’t know, it’s really like a delivery boy complaining.

“Boss, I really don’t have anyone to talk to. Don’t mind if I talk to you a few more words.”

“it’s okay no problem. The other party said tolerantly,”No one has a problem, right? How much does it cost you to deliver food a month?””

“Usually five or six thousand, but it is all hard-earned money, and it takes a whole day of exhausting work. During the peak season, there can be tens of thousands of pieces, but the skin can peel off, which is so bitter!”

“The income is so-so. The other party expressed deep sympathy,”I’m just too tired.””

“Why.”Gu Fei let out a long sigh, vividly portraying the hard work of a delivery boy.

This scene stunned the salesman.

How could this host look more like a delivery boy than him?

“Boss, in our business we get complained about even if nothing happens. Not all customers are as reasonable as you.”

“Well, you have to be reasonable. The other party was completely caught up in the rhythm as Gu Fei told him one thing after another,”Some people these days are so poor in quality!””

“Once you are complained, your work will be in vain for a few days! Therefore, the real income of our industry must be discounted.”

There are so many different lines, and the other party doesn’t know the internal situation of the delivery man.

Moreover, there are no flaws in Gu Fei’s truth.

“I’ve been unlucky recently. I just lost my phone and the new one I bought broke! Hey, this is the third time this month, I’m so angry!”

Gu Fei lied, it was as smooth as Dove, without any pause.

Netizens were stunned. What’s going on with Brother Fei today? He really thought he was a takeaway boy.

Even Wang Bing’er, who was going to live broadcast the food with Golden Eye, also I feel like the snacks in my hand suddenly no longer taste good.

“Hey, Shu Shu, what kind of medicine do you think Gu Fei sells in his gourd?”

“how could I know? Ma Hanshu rolled her eyes at her best friend,”Our Bingbing, Bingxue is smart, can’t you tell?””

“Although I don’t know what he wants to do, his acting skills are really good.”

The corners of Wang Bing’er’s mouth are shaped like crescent moons, and her smile is like a flower.

When she smiles, there are shallow dimples on both sides. Together with her charming oval face, she gives people the feeling of a girl next door growing up. She is cute everywhere.

Although she is She occupies an important position but is approachable.

She is worthy of being the most beautiful host of CCTV.

After graduating from Communication University, Wang Bing’er directly entered the work of CCTV.

As a proud woman, her starting point is the end that many hosts dream of.

She has come into contact with all the big names in the hosting industry. There are many people, but none as interesting as Gu Fei.

Not only interesting, but also a bit weird.

In short, I can’t understand it.……

…………

At this moment, Gu Fei was still talking to the other party, almost

“Hey, I don’t have any strengths. If I don’t do takeout, I don’t know what to do to make money.”

Gu Fei continued to lie and deceive the other party.

“Over the years, I have saved a little money through frugality, about 200,000. How about starting my own business?”

Up to this point, everyone in the water community could see that Gu Fei was trying to trick him. But he didn’t know what he was using for such a big trick.

“Brother Fei didn’t say anything, maybe because he was afraid of alerting others.”

“Brothers, are the criminals Feige mentioned also watching the GoldenEye live broadcast?”

“No, can’t you tell by listening to Fei Ge talking to others? The other party obviously doesn’t know.”

Thinking too much, you think everyone is as smart as Brother Fei.

After chatting for seven or eight minutes, the two of them still have something to say. Maybe this is called being familiar with each other, and you can talk like brothers with a random stranger.

The relationship is so close

“Boss, the takeout is almost ready. I’ll deliver it to you right away. I’ll contact you later.”

“it’s okay no problem! Not only did the other party have no resentment, but he told Gu Fei to pay attention to his safety,”Friend, please pay attention to your safety on the road!””

This is okay too!

“Haha, I also do takeout. If I were as eloquent as Fei Ge, who would give me a bad review?”

“Oh my goodness, the host of GoldenEye is also delivering food part-time!”

This is called experiencing life and being close to people’s livelihood.

In fact, in the media industry, it is very common for hosts and reporters to go out and pretend to be industry workers to obtain inside information.

Many incidents can be exposed thanks to going undercover in sinister factories and sneaking into the kitchens of restaurants to secretly take photos. These brave media practitioners.

After finishing the call with the other party, Officer Li arrived

“how’s it going? Officer Li asked hurriedly,”How do I need to cooperate?””

“Don’t alert the enemy.”Gu Fei made a low-pitched gesture. He had to go explore this matter first and conduct an on-the-spot investigation.”I’ll go deliver the food later and we’ll talk about it when I get back.””

“good! Officer Li replied,”Be careful!””

After a while, the driver Xiao Zhao came back from the nearest rice ball takeout spot, holding a set of takeout work clothes in his hand.

“Xiaoxue, go to the optical shop opposite to get a pair of non-prescription glasses. The cheapest one will do.”

“Okay Fei Ge”

“Also, take out the makeup bag and give it to me.”

Binggui was very quick. Gu Fei took the takeaway clothes and rubbed them hard with his hands. He thought the clothes were too new.

“Brother Fei, what are you doing?”

Xiao Zhao was puzzled, are the new clothes bad? Why bother so much?”

“Distressed.”

There were another bursts of complaints in the live broadcast room.

“Hey, is it fashionable to make everything old these days? Haha, I didn’t spare my clothes either, the involution was too serious”

“Brother Fei really wants to deliver takeaways. It’s exciting and exciting, although I didn’t understand anything.”

After making the delivery clothes full of wrinkles, Gu Fei put them on.

Putting on the helmet, from the spirit to the appearance, he looked like the delivery boy.

But he could be more like him!

“Fei Ge does his own makeup?”

“Haha, what about delivering a takeaway? Do you keep tossing it?”

Taking out the makeup bag of his assistant Xiaoxue, Gu Fei simply put on makeup and changed his look.

As a delivery boy, of course, it is impossible to put on makeup and powder.

Gu Fei wants to use these tools to slightly change his face.���

Add highlights and shadows to both sides of the nose to change the three-dimensionality of the nose.

Apply dark powder on the cheeks to make your face slimmer when viewed from the front and side.

Then he used the comb to change his hairstyle

“Phineas, glasses!”

Finally, Gu Fei put on the prop glasses bought by Xiaoxue.

Suddenly, his whole person changed completely.

Seeing Gu Fei in the camera again, Shuiyou wiped his eyes fiercely and couldn’t believe it.

“Wow, I don’t recognize it at all!”

“With this makeup technology, how long does it take to change your face?”

“Professional, Brother Fei is professional in everything he does!”

“Such a handsome takeaway guy, I want to order a piece of beef offal from the chef!”

After completely integrating into the identity of the delivery boy, Gu Fei asked his assistant Xiaoxue to take out the pinhole camera and bug

“And this thing?”

This is the first time we met, and it turns out that GoldenEye is so well prepared! Those who do media interviews will inevitably deal with all kinds of people.

Undercover visits and candid photography are necessary means to expose the dark side of society. The

GoldenEye program team has always prepared bugs and pinhole camera, which came in handy for the first time

“I’ll take two of them with me and I’ll play by ear when the time comes.”(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

After Gu Fei was ready, he immediately took a big bag of takeout and a free drink and hit the road.

Riding on someone else’s beloved motorcycle, Gu Fei drove towards Longyuan Community

“Keep up, keep up!”

Cameraman Wang sat in the GoldenEye car and went there with Officer Li and the delivery boy.

“Keep your distance and follow!”[]

Gu Fei drove a small electric car in front, and the GoldenEye news car followed behind, filming all the way.

“Nowadays, GoldenEye is getting closer and closer to people’s lives, and they all deliver food.”

“Haha, I was deceived anyway, Brother Fei is the food delivery guy.”

In twenty minutes, more melon-eaters flocked to the Golden Eye live broadcast. After the fermentation of the previous programs, the number of fans has now exceeded 20 million!

It has reached the top of the Douyin platform!

But there is still a gap between it and the real Douyin bosses.

CCTV News has the most fans, Douyin has 120 million fans!

6 times that of Huang Yanyan!

…………

Arriving at Longyuan Community, Gu Fei walked step by step towards Building 15 with his takeout.

The Golden Eye live broadcast has switched to Gu Fei’s perspective.

Soon his bugs and pinhole cameras will bring you an in-depth secret investigation!

“Hey, boss!”Gu Fei put down the takeout and stopped halfway to call the other party,”I’m already in the community. I’ll be there in a few minutes.”

“Okay, I’ll come out and get it right away”

“Boss, is it convenient for you here? Gu Fei pretended to be in a hurry and said,”I’ve been holding in my urine for a while and I’m almost dying. Can I borrow a toilet?””

People have three urgent needs, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

When Gu Fei said he needed to use the toilet because he needed to pee, friends in the live broadcast room laughed and fell down.

“I believe you! There is not a word of truth in Brother Fei’s mouth! Ha ha!”

“It’s so bad. Look, this is the quality of the host of GoldenEye, hehe”

“Could it be that Brother Fei had been getting close to the other party just so he could use the toilet to get in now?”

What a scheming idea!

The method is the same as the students’ exercises. They do it one after another.

I just want to borrow a toilet. Will the other party agree?

Of course it’s impossible!

If it weren’t for Gu Fei’s previous closeness, the other party would 100% refuse.

But now, The other party thinks that Gu Fei, the delivery boy, is good and profitable!

Yes, he is profit-driven, so relax your vigilance

“Okay, wait a moment.”

The man readily agreed and asked the friend to make fists and wave his arms, shouting that he was awesome!

As long as he goes in, it will be clear whether there are any problems!

Soon, Gu Fei arrived at the door of Room 302 with a big bag of takeout.

“boss!”

Gu Fei knocked on the door politely.

“coming!”

The door clicked half open, revealing a head.

After seeing that it was the delivery boy, the other party opened the door completely, put on a smile and said:”Put the takeout here, the toilet is on the left at the end of the corridor.”…”

“thank you boss!”

Looking at Gu Fei’s back as he went to the toilet, the man smiled.

Not bad, I’m very satisfied. Maybe I can pull him in.

While the man brought the takeout in and put it on the dining room table, Gu Fei quietly placed it in a hidden part of the hall. A pinhole camera can clearly see the entire hall, kitchen, and three bedroom doorways!

A bug is also essential.

Gu Fei hid another pinhole camera and bug on his body.

It only took a few seconds. , Gu Fei, who had sharp eyes and quick hands, finished setting up the scene and entered the toilet.

“This house has an ordinary three bedrooms, one living room and two bathrooms, nothing special.”

There is no one in the hall, and the door of each room is closed.

Leaning against the toilet wall, Gu Fei can still hear voices from the other side of the wall.

“There are a lot of people.”

Of course. After ordering more than 30 takeaways, how can there be less people?

Coming out of the toilet, Gu Fei saw the other party standing in the hall, smiling at him.

“Thank you, boss! Gu

Fei pointed to the takeout and drinks on the table and asked,”Is the boss ordering food for the employees below?””

“right! Ordered for the staff. The other party introduced himself,”Don’t be boss, boss, haha, call me Brother Chen.””

“Um. Gu Fei pretended to be envious,”Brother Chen has so many people, it seems quite profitable.””

“So-so. Brother Chen grinned and said,”Making a little money is better than working part-time!””

“How much does an employee make per month?”

“This is it.”Brother Chen is not the boss, he is at most a manager.”They mainly rely on commissions, the more you work, the more you get.”

Finally, Brother Chen wants to recruit Gu Fei to join the team.

He can gain a lot of benefits by adding more people!

This kind of delivery guy who is inexperienced in the world and is not satisfied with his current job needs to be determined!

Your desire to make a lot of money, There are also complaints and dissatisfaction with reality.

Hehe, this is what you use!

“If you’re interested, we can chat.”

In their industry, brainwashing is very important!

“Okay Brother Chen!”Gu Fei has already made arrangements here, there is no need to stay. If you don’t leave, how will others eat and work, right?”

“Brother Chen, I’m going to deliver the food first. It’ll be empty soon. Can I come over again?”

“OK! Brother Chen was completely at ease with Gu Fei,”Go and do your work first, then give me a call first!””

After Gu Fei left, there was no abnormality in the pinhole camera left behind.

After leaving Longyuan Community, Gu Fei, the program team and Officer Li met outside

“How is it going?”

When it comes to criminal cases, Officer Li has to be cautious.

“Pretty much what I guessed. Gu Fei said with a smile,”I have left the pinhole camera and bugs behind. Next, just watch the live broadcast.””

Soon, the GoldenEye live broadcast switched to half of the screen.

The left side was for Gu Fei and the others, and the right side was the real-time picture taken by the pinhole camera.

Looking at the picture, the water friends still couldn’t guess what Gu Fei was talking about.

“Nothing happened. It’s quite peaceful, isn’t it?”

Ordinary residential apartments don’t look like crime dens.

“With so much takeout, there should be a lot of people coming in soon, right?”

The friend in the water speculated that this is a place where a group of people eat.

Brother Chen bought the food, and the others came from outside to eat. It was all vegetarian, maybe they were all losing weight?

After another two minutes, Brother Chen appeared in the lobby, and he walked to Open the takeaway bag at the table and take out the walkie-talkie from his pocket

“Let’s eat!”

At the command, three closed bedroom doors opened instantly.

“Click, click, click!”

A huge sound was transmitted from the scene to the live broadcast.

Immediately afterwards, the water friends saw an incredible scene!

A group of people walked out of the three bedrooms!

They were thinly dressed, and their colorful high heels made the ground click..There are more than thirty people in total!

And yin is strong and yang is weak, 80% of them are women!

Judging from the clear camera, many of them have exquisite makeup and are quite beautiful.

“Damn it! What the hell?”

“Mother! What did I see! Why are there so many girls in there?”

“unusual! Sure enough, there is a big problem! But what’s the problem?”

The netizen’s surprise has not yet passed. More than 30 people at the scene have already stood in three rows, very neatly.

Especially the few green leaves among the red flowers are very eye-catching.

There are more women than 4.3 men!

Seeing these people come to the hall Finally, Brother Chen shouted:”Dinner will be served in one minute, everyone takes the fast food one by one!”

“yes! Brother Chen!”

Everyone raised their voices, just like military training.

“very good!”Brother Chen stretched out his right hand and pointed to the sky, and shouted with all his strength again, like a wise leader,”What is our goal!”

“make money! Make big money!”

“That’s right, sleep on the floor today and be the boss tomorrow! come on! come on! come on!”As soon as Brother Chen finished speaking, the others followed and shouted slogans

“come on! come on! come on!”

“effort! effort! effort!”

More than thirty people made fists with their right hands, looked forward, and chopped the floor with their right feet rhythmically.

Every time they shouted, it was a hard kick.

“Get rich! Get rich! Get rich!”

“Get rich! Get rich! Get rich!”

Full of fighting spirit and full of strength!

“What are we! ?”Brother Chen looked at everyone with eager eyes!

Everyone who comes here has a great future.

“We are a prosperous and wealthy family!!!”

Totally stunned!

Everyone in Bengbu was stunned when they saw this scene.

“……”

The whole network was silent and silent.

A second later, bursts of laughter swept across the country like a mountain falling apart.

“Ha ha ha ha! It’s eating! I squirted! Damn it, MLM!”

“It’s actually a pyramid scheme, hahahaha, I can’t stand it anymore, the slogan is awesome, make a fortune! I shouted after him”

“come on! effort! Get rich! Haha, devilishness, this slogan is so devilish!”

“We are a big, prosperous and wealthy family. Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing!”

But among this group of sand sculpture friends, there are always LSPs who have extraordinary concerns.

“All women? With such great benefits, I want to go too!”

“Fuck you sister!”This water friend was immediately besieged by a group of people and told him,”You should also go to MLM, you are stupid!”

Amplify your move, this wave is holding back a big one!

The truth is revealed!

Gu Fei actually concluded that there might be a pyramid scheme crime based on the fact that more than 30 takeaways were all vegetarian.

Awesome PLUS!

“The longest road I have walked in my life is Fei Ge’s routine”

“Fei Ge is the eternal god! This TM can also be deduced!”

“Damn, I’m really impressed this time! Fei Ge will always be your Fei Ge!”

After confirming the pyramid scheme, Officer Li was overjoyed.

This is a gang of more than thirty people!

“I immediately notified the police station and asked them to send more police officers to destroy this MLM den in one fell swoop!”

“etc! But

Gu Fei stretched out his hand to stop Officer Li and said,”Don’t arrest me yet, it’s not that simple!””.