Hilarious Gongxue

"So, why did Shen Ming bleed himself?" Mo Bai curled his lips: "If you think it's too much, you can give it to me. Although there are not so many mosquitoes after summer, I can keep it for next year--by the way, this thing Is there a shelf life?"

"..." Shen Ming felt that he was in danger.

"Shen Ming is like a container, Liushen toilet water, oh no, it is the mosquito repellent blood in his body that is fresh, otherwise, the blood will lose its effect in about one night." Ye Huangmo replied: "So I gave him some big tonic pills, just to make him replenish blood, so I can take some every night."

"...I've never seen you working so hard." Ye Qingchen was speechless: "Come on, Shen Ming, be good, give uncle some blood..."

Shen Ming: "Shut up! Shameless old thief!"

"..."

"So, why can Shen Ming's blood repel mosquitoes?" Mo Bai asked the key question: "Is he from Liushen toilet water (I swear I didn't charge Liushen toilet water for advertising fees)?"

"No." Yehuangmo smiled slightly: "Xiaobai, have you heard of the Southern Border King?"

"King of Southern Border?" Mo Bai tilted his head: "There really isn't one."

"You can have this." Yehuangmo habitually took Mo Bai over, hugged him and continued, "Because Shen Ming is the descendant of the King of Southern Border, and the herbal medicine he took made his blood produce blood. There has been a qualitative change.

"The king of Nanjiang is good at Gu art, and it is the most evil branch of Gu art, using blood and corpses as carriers to cast curses on people.

"Remember Leng Xiaoxiao? In fact, the Dragon Scale Grass she ate was a product of Southern Border Gu Art. After taking this herb, it would increase the platelets in the body and have a very strong regeneration ability, thus achieving The purpose of immortality.

"However, this herb has a curse effect. Anyone who takes it will be infected by its evil spirit, and will be blinded by desire and power."

Mo Bai sighed: "Those who want to be immortal are all ambitious people."

"Yes, so this Dragon Scale Grass is irrigated by the blood of the emperor, which infects the desire of the emperor." Ye Huangmo nodded slightly: "Back then, the king of Nanjiang conquered many neighboring countries with Gu skills, and the Nanjiang dynasty was unprecedentedly powerful , the ambition of the King of Southern Border is also getting bigger and bigger. He even expected to live as long as the sky, so he used the blood of the emperors of the surrounding countries to cultivate this dragon lin grass. Unfortunately, before the dragon lin grass took shape, God felt that The king of Nanjiang wanted to see him so sincerely, so he took him in—a generation of Gu art kings has been annihilated." Ye Huangmo said slowly: "And this Feng Qing was once conquered by the king of Nanjiang. "

Mo Bai took a breath: "Has Feng Qing been conquered by the King of Nanjiang? That is to say, Feng Qing's annals were written by people from the Nanjiang Dynasty for a while? Then, the Gate of Heaven and the King of Nanjiang Mausoleum, there may be records in Feng Qing's history books?!"

"It's true to say so, but this should belong to Feng Qing's secret, and Feng Qing's history books are vast, and it is not so easy to find them, let alone sneaky ones—unless Emperor Feng Qing voluntarily lets us Look for it." Yehuangmo slightly hooked his lips: "Xiaobai, I think we should send troops directly to Fengqing, anyway, Fengqing is gone, once the blue brocade army's iron foot steps into Fengqing, Fengqing will die! "

"You forgot, once the Three Kingdoms are out of balance, the gate of heaven will be opened wide, the sanctuary will reappear, and the world will never have peace." Mo Bai curled his lips.

"I remember." Ye Huangmo nodded: "So I was teasing you."

"..."

"The plan for now is to help Feng Qingyu ascend to the throne of God..." Jiang Jinyue pondered: "In this way, we can blatantly peek at Feng Qing's history books!"

"I think what you said is very good, especially the word blatant, I like it." Mo Bai nodded in agreement: "But it is tantamount to farting, because saying it is the same as not saying it."

"..."

"Xiaobai, we have some things, and it is necessary to hide them from you, so don't be angry about this in the future." Yehuangmo said: "Hua Yuejing already has a complete plan, some things, you Knowing it in advance may cause irreparable damage to this plan. This plan is very risky, but this is the only way to completely destroy the sanctuary and completely liberate the people of the Protoss and the descendants of the Mohist family. And this plan The key is in you, the longer you survive, the greater the success rate of this plan, but if you really can't survive, don't force it, I have you."

Mo Bai pursed her lips and looked at Ye Huang Mo. She knew that the water behind here might not be so easy to step into, so she nodded lightly: "Okay."

"Good." Yehuangmo slightly hooked her lips.

"..." What's the matter with the sense of sight coaxing elementary school students?Why does she feel like she's been tricked again?

"... Show affection, die quickly." Jiang Jinyue had a malicious expression on her face.

"Shen Ming, hurry up and prepare torches and diesel!" Ye Qingchen commanded.

"Why, why?" Shen Ming was taken aback.

"I want to burn this loving couple to death!" Ye Qingchen gritted his teeth.

"..."

"Sit and watch dogs and men go to the sea of ​​fire together, and sell melons and fruits on the bench in the front row."

Yehuangmo began to wipe the knife silently...

Just when Yehuangmo was planning to kill the killer and create a suicide incident involving the group suicide of seventh-rank editors, a sharp voice pierced the sky above the Mo residence: "Master Mo——"

"Ye Qingchen, hurry up and pick up the goosebumps I dropped on the ground, and I'll give you extra meals tonight..." Mo Bai rubbed his arms.

"Can you be more disgusting?" Ye Qingchen looked disgusted.

Mo Bai pointed at the person who just came in: "I can't, he can."

The visitor is a hermaphrodite, but not an eunuch.

Affected by many novels and TV dramas, most people must have such a word as "eunuch" in their swearing books. In fact, the more ruthless one is "dead eunuch".

But in ancient times, people who could get into the official position of eunuch were all fighters among intersex people and VIPs among disabled people (special class).

Even if they become eunuchs, there are promising and unpromising ones. Many people think that eunuchs are just spreading the word, sweeping the floor, cleaning toilets and so on. Indeed, these tasks are done by them, but the people who do these things can’t be called For eunuchs, they call them "eunuchs".

The eunuch is the leader of the eunuchs.

In ancient times, eunuch was a very popular position, and those who could receive the fatal knife were smoked from their ancestral graves, otherwise, to put it bluntly, you would not even be eligible to be eunuched.

Therefore, many people castrate themselves, which we call "self palace."

If you are eunuched and people take a fancy to you, you can enter the palace for the next step. If your appearance affects the appearance of the city, or if people look down on you, it will be a tragedy.

It is forbidden to enter the palace, there is no "Sunflower Canon", a wife cannot be married, and children cannot be born, so these people wander on the streets and become a factor of social instability.

The forced imperial court had no choice but to issue an amnesty: self-castration is not allowed!

When it comes to this kind of trouble, you should know how many people wanted the title of "eunuch" at that time.

Many people may wonder how eunuchs go to the toilet.

Good question.

Here, I want to tell you with sadness:

I do not know either.

[Special note: The above information is all sourced from authentic historical materials, and it can be used as a pretense (ー`′ー)] Well, the introduction of the eunuch is over, and Mo Bai is facing the position of such an eunuch.

"Oh, Master Mo~~~"

"...Eunuch, please tell me something." Mo Bai swallowed, and took a few steps back.

"The emperor is going to hold a celebration banquet for your lord, and he invited lord Mo to the palace for the banquet~" the eunuch said, and moved a few steps closer.

Ye Huangmo's face darkened: "If you take another step closer, your leg will be broken—of course, not the third one, because you don't have a third leg anymore."

"You! Who are you! You, you are the eunuch in the palace!" The eunuch was so angry that his face was distorted.

"How about the eunuch? How amazing is it to lose the third leg?!" Ye Qingchen answered.

"..." Can you not mention the fatal knife: "I am! I don't agree with you, Mr. Mo~"

Ye Huangmo rolled his eyes, waved his sleeves, and the eunuch fell to the ground: "It doesn't matter if you can see it or not, I can't stand it anyway."

Jiang Jinyue gave a thumbs up: "Good job."

Ye Qingchen nodded: "Well done."

Yehuangmo ignored the two teasers, and turned to talk to Mo Bai directly: "I'm going too."

"why?"

"Because Xu Jingfeng will go too."

"..."

"But how are you going? As my male favorite? Wait, don't slander my reputation!" Mo Bai twitched the corners of his mouth.

"I have a solution." Jiang Jinyue smiled slightly.

Half an hour later—Yehuangmo: "..."

Mo Bai: "Poof—"

Ye Qingchen secretly gave Jiang Jinyue a thumbs up: "This trick is ruthless, I like it."

Shen Ming: "..."

Yehuangmo and Shen Ming were dressed in women's clothing, and Yehuangmo's face was soft, so there was no sense of disobedience in dressing up as a woman, on the contrary, she felt a little more charming than Mobai.

But Shen Ming couldn't do it, his facial features belonged to the resolute type, his men's clothes were handsome and unrestrained, but his women's clothes were horrible.

Shen Ming cried with a mournful face: "Master, I don't want to go to the palace banquet!"

Yehuangmo supported his head, his charming appearance made Mo Bai's nose bleed a little: "But I want to go."

"If you want to go, don't care about me!"

"Bring someone who is more embarrassing than you, and you won't be ashamed." Yehuangmo replied like this.

Shen Ming, male, died at the age of 19...

"Okay, I'll betroth you to Jiang Jinyue now!" Yehuangmo waved his hand, coming and going without indecent assault.

"Pfft..." Jiang Jinyue lost the tea in her hand and sprayed it on her clothes: "Oh, my clothes are dirty, I'll go change them, you guys go first, don't wait for me..."

Seeing this, Ye Qingchen was about to run away, but with a shake of his hand, the tea was accidentally...not poured...

Ye Qingchen glanced resentfully at the small stone next to him, and then glanced resentfully at Shen Ming: "It's my bad luck, I take a step slower every time..."

Okay, the team is finished, let's go.

The little eunuch woke up faintly, and saw several faces in front of him.

"Why don't we just destroy it and throw the corpse on the barren hill?" Ye Qingchen suggested.

"No, there is definitely a record in the emperor's place. Doing so will cause disaster." Jiang Jinyue replied.

"Then just give it to Du Ya, I have medicine." Ye Huangmo took out a porcelain bottle.

"Wait, I, I, I, I won't say anything, don't... don't kill me..." The little eunuch lost his seven souls and lost his six souls. He originally wanted to gain some benefits from Mr. Mo, how did it become like this?

"You really can't say anything?" Mo Bai raised his eyebrows.

"Really!" The little eunuch nodded frequently.

"Okay then." Mo Bai stuffed a black dumpling to the little eunuch: "This is Wujue San, if you tell it, your whole body will fester and die, remember it."

"Hmm!" The little eunuch covered his mouth and nodded repeatedly: "Then... is there an antidote?"

"No." Mo Bai spread out his hands: "As long as you don't say it, this poison will not take effect."

The little eunuch burst into tears, why is he always the one who gets hurt...

"Pervert!" Ye Qingchen snorted coldly and walked past the eunuch.

Shen Ming: "Hermaphrodites!"

Mo Bai: "Rotten asshole!"

Jiang Jinyue: "They... have a point!"

Yehuangmo: "I think so too!"

Little eunuch: "..."

Who is he provoking...

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